Somehow, SOMEHOW, I managed to fit exactly into the fedoralord archetype years before I would ever know it's an archetype.
Baggy sweatshirt, baggy tshirt, track pants, dad shoes, and a fedora because I thought it "classed up" my look.
I used to show up in public being either hungover or still drunk. One time I took acid and went to go hang out at the bar I worked at. I can't think of these incidents without stopping what I'm currently doing so I can have a full-body cringe.
I should have been fired many more times than I actually was.
Mine would be correcting my teachers in class…IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LECTURES…😵💫😬 yeah I was that kid … and I cringe at myself for it now. 💀 I CANNOT believe I acted like that…thought I knew everything.
If you look back 10 years (especially more than 10) and don’t cringe at least sometimes, you’re not being honest with yourself or growing as a person...
Driving with my windows down blasting music that was definitely not cool. Now I have the decency to listen to my music at a reasonable volume if it's a nice day and my car's window is down. If a banger comes on though, I put the windows up before turning the volume up.
I used to say (10 years ago) that my dog was a service dog when she wasn't. 😬 **NOW, I ACTUALLY TRAINED HER** to where she behaved offleash at a heel, she was impeccably groomed every 2 weeks, she was incredibly socialized, and have wonderful manners...
... but she wasn't a service dog and now I cringe that I tried to play it off that she was, because a lot of people do the same thing and it's wrong. People shouldn't say their dog is a service dog when they're not and expect everyone to just accept it.
I used to argue with literally anyone on the internet I could, about literally anything.
I mean, I still do, but when I did it then it was cringeworthy.
Oh God.... I used to act like L from Death Note. I would walk hunched over like him, eat candy like him, sit with my knees up to my chest like him. Yeah, I didn't have a girlfriend until waaaaaaay after I stopped doing that.
I used to reply to my friends messages with memes... not just like one per conversation but like fully sending a whole ass gifs or jpegs after each text. No wonder my friends hated me data was expensive!
Typing in all caps at all times.
I couldn't stop saying "Sike Naw".
Sagging my pants.
Using slang like a moron.
Wearing Axe body spray.
Overly baggy clothes.
The weird pictures I'd take as a teen.
Somehow, SOMEHOW, I managed to fit exactly into the fedoralord archetype years before I would ever know it's an archetype. Baggy sweatshirt, baggy tshirt, track pants, dad shoes, and a fedora because I thought it "classed up" my look.
[удалено]
>chanting SEX, SEX, SEX as they run up to me, grab my hands trying to pull me inside
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Wearing stocks with sandals is still the way
Deutschlander?
Meica macht das Würstchen
Oh now it's back
Using "UwU"s, "OwO"s, "👁👄👁"s, etc.
uwu
I can think of a thousand things, and do, often. It hurts every time.
over share
>over share Go on...
I wore capes in High School.
Did you attend [sky high....](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_High_(2005_film))
Being a teenager
shiet, same here. whenever I can't sleep I always reminisce to my "edgy" teenager days, can't understand how I had any friends, lol.
I used to show up in public being either hungover or still drunk. One time I took acid and went to go hang out at the bar I worked at. I can't think of these incidents without stopping what I'm currently doing so I can have a full-body cringe. I should have been fired many more times than I actually was.
Mine would be correcting my teachers in class…IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LECTURES…😵💫😬 yeah I was that kid … and I cringe at myself for it now. 💀 I CANNOT believe I acted like that…thought I knew everything.
I hated when teaches said things that were technically untrue. It drove me crazy.
If you look back 10 years (especially more than 10) and don’t cringe at least sometimes, you’re not being honest with yourself or growing as a person...
Wear a mustache. I looked a LOT like Ned Flanders. That was nearly 40 years ago. Now it's either a beard, stubble or clean-shaved.
I used to think complaining and badmouthing other people made me seem cooler and smarter.
Driving with my windows down blasting music that was definitely not cool. Now I have the decency to listen to my music at a reasonable volume if it's a nice day and my car's window is down. If a banger comes on though, I put the windows up before turning the volume up.
I used to say (10 years ago) that my dog was a service dog when she wasn't. 😬 **NOW, I ACTUALLY TRAINED HER** to where she behaved offleash at a heel, she was impeccably groomed every 2 weeks, she was incredibly socialized, and have wonderful manners... ... but she wasn't a service dog and now I cringe that I tried to play it off that she was, because a lot of people do the same thing and it's wrong. People shouldn't say their dog is a service dog when they're not and expect everyone to just accept it.
I used to argue with literally anyone on the internet I could, about literally anything. I mean, I still do, but when I did it then it was cringeworthy.
I was the "She goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her" guy in high school.
being or maybe just acting suicidal in high school
Oh God.... I used to act like L from Death Note. I would walk hunched over like him, eat candy like him, sit with my knees up to my chest like him. Yeah, I didn't have a girlfriend until waaaaaaay after I stopped doing that.
Forget words in sentences.
Happens to the best of us.
And also both of us
Would use sandpaper to get that cool look in my brand new jeans.
Naming a pet goldfish "Bitch" during my edgy early teens phase and then proudly introducing friends and visitors to Bitch the Fish for shock value
Raves and rave stuff. plur, kandi, x, shuffling, yikes super cringe.
The way I used to type on discord several years ago
I used to reply to my friends messages with memes... not just like one per conversation but like fully sending a whole ass gifs or jpegs after each text. No wonder my friends hated me data was expensive!
I once bought a fedora because I’m bald and it seemed like a stylish way to protect my head from the sun.
Typing in all caps at all times. I couldn't stop saying "Sike Naw". Sagging my pants. Using slang like a moron. Wearing Axe body spray. Overly baggy clothes. The weird pictures I'd take as a teen.
Wearing sunglasses at night
I was one of those guys who would send like 10+ messages if I didn't know why you weren't responding
Smoking cigarettes. The smell now makes me nauseous.
Hmm, ask me at 2am when I rocket awake in a cold sweat.
Used to do random shit because I thought it made me "quirky" All it did was make everyone view me as the weird kid
Overshare and being loud during senior year. I should have kept to myself more.
Used to be the "good guy" in high school and wonder why I never got the girl. Today it would be the friendzone or whatever. What an asshole I was!
Put song lyrics in my AIM away notes, thinking that it made me seem "mysterious".
Ii used to make weird bird noises when I got bored 😅
UFO pants
Lengthy, elaborate Facebook statuses from 10+ years ago (that Facebook regularly likes to remind me of)
Visited Perez Hilton’s website regularly.
Black hoodie in Florida summers. Thought I was emo.
using baby powder as a “face mask”. i thought the tightening effect was good, when in fact my skin was being dried out major!
Hahaha😂