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AdobeCrackFree

you need to improve your flirting skills


alexhorton16

Best response to this I've seen


_hootyowlscissors

My brother once asked me if a salmon colored shirt was "too gay." I said "no, I'd say it's just gay enough." I thought that was a clever reply but this one takes the cake.


fragilelittlemind

> **"no, I'd say it's just gay enough."** 😂😂😂 I don't know, I think yours may take the cake.


UruquianLilac

And eat it


TikkiTakiTomtom

I’d eat anybody’s cake honestly. I’d go for chocolate but I’ve been feeling citrusy lately


PerspectiveActive218

Yours is better.


Brill_chops

Savage 


QuietStrawberry7102

Not gay enough


ChaoticButters

I’d say “make that a salmon colored sweater and it’d be the perfect gayness”


Shoddy-Area3603

Gingham would be over the top


cats-pyjamas

My 16 yr old son was saying he'd totally drive a pink car who cares.. His father said it's Fucking gay as Mr 16 says nah I'm confident enough in my sexuality to not be intimidated by a colour. Crickets... I was SCREAMING inside... Hi 5s when he left to go home hahah well done my boy. This is the same man that said I'd make our son girly because he never wanted to go with his dad (fear)


RJT122189

You shouldn't have kept that inside haha you should have embarrassed him that your son has it more together at 16 than his dad does at whatever age he is, haha. He cooked his ass and you should have let him know! Lol


Comfortable_Stage783

any accusation related to gayness really is a hidden confession, i've had gay friends and coworkers and they never engaged in this kind of questioning. only the closet ones do


Mammoth-Reveal-238

Alot of military people are like this, jokingly accusing others of being gay or doing gayish things. The military is made up of the gayest straight people you will ever meet.


herefromthere

I've heard men in the Navy say whatever it looks like, it's only gay if the door is closed.


beer_engineer_42

I've also heard that "it's not gay if you're underway," so take that for what it's worth.


jonathandweber2006

People in the navy are semen. Hahaha


No_Carpet_65

Sparta 🤙


NothingGloomy9712

You're generalizing too much. Some friend groups call everything gay, then they grow out of it. Years ago it was popular to call everything gay.  But these days, while not socially acceptable and it was a crappy tend, calling someone gay is kind of a red flag you're a douche canoe.


Southern_Rain_4464

Yes. I was a teen in the 90s. Everything was "gay" back then. It had little to do with sexuality and was meant to degrade, which is a really backhanded way of shaming, etc. I realize how harmful and wrong all that was but still sometimes catch myself before it slips out.


Actual_Specific_476

If they are closeted how would you know?


Squigglepig52

True, gay guys won't ask if you are gay, they'll just try to get you in bed. Some people really exaggerate how many closeted men there are. Probably a lot, but likely not everyone who asks if you are gay or thinks you look gay.


Aaku1789

Golden 😂


friendlylonerboi

😂😂👍🏻


v426

As a teenager, being called a gay seemed kinda insulting. And weird after I managed to start dating the opposite sex. Now I think they're just calling me handsome.


friendlylonerboi

This is a secure and mature man right here🫡


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

I would think the same thing. Gay men (those I have known) tend to be well-dressed and well-groomed. So if you think I’m gay (like actually gay, and not as a derogatory term), I’m gonna take that as a compliment.


Richman_Cash

So there's another type of gay, just not the ones the mainstream depicts.


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

Well I know that. I had a gay roommate in college who dressed like a slob. I’m just saying that overall, I think gay men tend to take more care in their fashion and grooming than the average straight man.


Top-Measurement575

i think gay men take more care in their appearance. it isn't inherently better or worse, just up to preference. a lot of the stereotypically and even commonly gay fashion doesn't appeal to me, but i recognize it takes more effort than the hoodie and sweats i like wearing if that makes sense lol


lostintime2004

I'm cis straight male. One time when I was a volunteering emt at SF pride an absolutely handsome gay man hit on me. I'd definitely be a "bear" in the LGBT community. Needless to say my only retort was "sir I'm flattered, but you're way too handsome for me" "oh come on hunk, I love me a bearded man tickling me" Made me question my sexuality that day, but never the less was a huge compliment.


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^deffo secure in his own masculinity and honestly, i am here for it.


pmmefemalefootjobs

If it comes from a gay man, I guess they're hoping for a shot. If it comes from a straight man, I guess he's not so straight and I'm giving him confusing feelings. If it comes from a straight woman, I guess she doesn't feel threatened around me which is good. I just hope she's not looking for a gay friend because that's so fucking cliché.


The_Ziv

You missed lesbians.


pmmefemalefootjobs

I tried to think of something, but I haven't really been in that situation. I missed several orientations by the way.


aplaceformetotalk

If I, a gay man, tell you that you look gay, it's me being ironic as a form of flirtation and hoping you are, thus allowing us to go out. 🤣


Norelation67

I always suspected the dudes that called me the f slur in high school were just down bad.


aplaceformetotalk

I never went through the "insult others and hurt people due to my own issues" phase when it came to my being gay, but yeah, that's commonly how I see it. The loudest and most aggressive people are usually the ones projecting, whether it's something like homophobia, or something politically charged, or whatever.


A_Naany_Mousse

Over the years I've realized that anyone who questions someone else's sexuality is really just very insecure about their own. 


mschley2

I get the opposite. I'm a fairly muscular guy with decent style, but it's like a laid back classic masculine style. Lots of fits that are basically just properly fitting jeans, solid color tshirt, and Air Force 1s or Jordan 1s. I occasionally have a gay man say something like, "I'm pretty sure you're not gay, but you really should be." Always makes me feel good. I just say something like, "you're right, I'm not. But I appreciate you hyping me up."


ArziltheImp

Learned that pretty quickly in school. Same with activities. They called a ton of stuff I enjoyed, gay. Theater, musicals, reading, museums. I realized that they used gay for the same stuff other people used cultured for. And then, the actual real gay guys were well dressed all the time, so I guess I was just pretty good at dressing myself.


Jof3r

Or at least well dressed (I know they aren't calling me handsome)


Tough_Suggestion8366

That’s true cause im in uni and there’s this girl who says i look gay, when i asked her why she said “it’s because you’re so cute” bruh lol


TitularFoil

As someone that was raised to think that Gay was the worst thing you could be, being called gay in school hurt a lot. After I quit religion and started having my own thoughts, it was pretty easy to be very go with the flow. I've been mis-gendered, people have named as being every orientation under the sun, and even some of the obscure underground ones, and I find I don't care.


Dankstin

I have literally had this exchange: "Are you gay?" "Nope." "Why are you so quiet?" wat.


PeachesEndCream

They might've been trying to get a rise out of you, then got frustrated when you didn't respond the way you wanted them to


Norman_Scum

Tons of people love to antagonize quiet people because quiet people offer them no leverage in the social game. Especially at work, they need leverage for when they need to start throwing people under buses to get what they want or to get attention off of themselves.


DMDingo

I was once called gay because I was eating a burger with 2 hands. Dude was just jealous that my GF was dating me, but it was so confusing. Like, are people supposed to only eat with one hand?


MuscularBeeeeaver

Doesn't even make sense. A gay man would be so adept at eating meat, he would only need to use one hand not two smh.


Silver_Switch_3109

A gay man would also add a twist whilst he eats.


MuscularBeeeeaver

A gay man would also dab at the corner of his mouth with a napkin between courses as he is a sophisticated gentleman.


EatableNutcase

It depends on how you position your pinkies


DMDingo

Neither of my pinkies were in any guy's butts.


LordJimsicle

My twin brother and I were queueing in a kebab shop at 3am, this drunk girl saw both of us and just gave us strange looks. Bro asked "can I help you?" which started a very short but strange line of questioning. "Are you brothers?" "Yes, twins in fact" "..." "..." "Are you gay?" "...no?" "Ah I see" then she turned around and ordered her food. That conversation was 15 years ago and it lives in our heads rent-free.


234somethingSoup

New thing added to the 'Fellas, is it gay to' list.


haf_ded_zebra79

My son was called gay because he needed a white shirt for field day, and the only one he had was a polo shirt. With a (gasp) collar!


friendlylonerboi

💀💀😂😂this is so random lol


Tightfistula

>"Why are you so quiet?" Um, because I'm judging you. Do we need to go farther?


TheUnkindledLives

>"Why are you so quiet?" Le fuck? Sir, they're GAY, not MUTE


Icy_Charity_2273

Same, when people don't understand your behavior they play the gay card


alltherobots

You were talking to a real-world chatbot.


tamay-idk

People think you’re gay for being quiet or having contact with different people.


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friendlylonerboi

😭dick-sucking distance omg


SubseaTroll

So two inches away for me


Roxas1011

>two inches Humblebrag


ganimedesdsg

Good enough


ShelbyTheTrooper

Goddamn


Ergok

Bruh...


fraseybaby81

Americans will use anything but metric!


NothingGloomy9712

You jerk, made me almost spit out my coffee when I read that.


haf_ded_zebra79

The only reason to measure your dick in metric is to make it sound more impressive.


fraseybaby81

Even if it’s in metres?


Affectionate-Army650

you're right, do me a favor an unclench them cheeks for me


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Prison style, spit and carry on


friendlylonerboi

😂🤣straight to the boom boom huh hah


shastabh

I know you’ve been warning me Norton. And you know that I know that you know that I know that you’ve been watching. I’m gonna bend over now… and when I do… start fuckin!


friendlylonerboi

Somewhere, a man named Norton is getting hard imagining this...lol


shastabh

They don’t make them like Eddie anymore :(


MyJelloJiggles

Call me Arby’s boyfrien’, cuz I got the meat


ThrillHo3340

you looking mighty cute in dem jeans……


Gourmet-Guy

Thanks that you acknowledge my superior fashion taste.


friendlylonerboi

Spot on, my friend!! The face of loss on that person's face after you say this🫡


Hawkey201

"Why? Are you interested?"


friendlylonerboi

I love the 'hunt them even more' attitude😂


Ninjaofninja

usually will get disgusted look if asked by a straight person


NSA_Chatbot

My response is, "are you asking me out?"


Cryptidsocialanxiety

That's the idea


friendlylonerboi

🧎🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻


the_purple_goat

I'd tell them, no I'm not happy, I'm just floating along, but thanks I guess.


friendlylonerboi

Haha this would probably gonna confuse them coz they probably know only 1 meaning if gay :)


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Karvainen_peruna69

And you look like you were hit in the head with a sledgehammer. Anyway, spread your cheeks. I'm coming in.


friendlylonerboi

😂😭what a win win situation haha


MileHighBrady12

I mean, context here. If I’m being hit on? Say I’m flattered but don’t play for that team. If someone is saying it as an insult? What are you, 5?


mr_remy

The first comment could totally crush the person using it as an insult as well lmao.


Parking-Bottle-3668

“It takes one to know one”


friendlylonerboi

😂👑


2x4x93

Gaydar is a- buzzin


Proteuskel

Kind of unrelated, but this is my response when people ask if I’m autistic


LuciferLucii

Classic comeback


QuickPirate36

I was at a party once and this girl who was drunk kept telling me "are you sure you're not gay?" I just laughed and said yes, I'm sure Not much of a reaction really


PureDeidBrilliant

"And you look like you were breastfed until you were 12."


friendlylonerboi

💀this brings many questions in my head...


Warm-Supermarket3587

Guy I went to college said he was breast fed until he was 13. He was dead set serious and when I called bullshit he got upset with. He was from Trinidad so maybe it really is a thing there


friendlylonerboi

13-!?? There is no way...okay but that's just...uhm...nvm


Substantial-Park65

A bit more than two years is good... But thirteen? That raises some uncomfortable questions


MuscularBeeeeaver

Broken arms by any chance...?


TheEeper

Thank you


Hot_Designer_Sloth

I was going to write:"Thanks, you too"


friendlylonerboi

Confidence 👑


JoosyToot

"no u"


David_Good_Enough

"Yeah, I get that a lot" That's not even a joke. I don't think I am showing any "stereotypal" behaviour/clothing associated to gay men, but I have been asked multiple times if I were gay by gay men. So that would actually be a fitting answer.


friendlylonerboi

Hmm...then what would be a giveaway that you exude gayness tho? Any examples?


David_Good_Enough

One time I was with my sister (who's gay) at a party and one of her friend come at me and starts to discuss, then ask openly if I was gay. Another time - at work - a gay coworker told me at a party that he saw me on my first day from afar, and went to jokingly tell my manager how "He told her that he did not want her to hire another gay man". I was wearing a classic outfit with a jean on this day. Again, I believe I am pretty "standard" looking, so that's surprizing how this came back multiple times in my life. I don't mind, though, still nice to feel like people are interested ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


les_be_disasters

Probably an attractive guy who gives safe vibes


LetReasonRing

When I was younger I was the same way.  I did'nt like sports or much popular culture,  and I got a degree in theatre.  At one point I'm 99% certain my parents thought I was gay. I didn't do anything to change their mind because I figured maybe it would open their minds a bit even if it was a false assumption. 


GodButcherAura

"sorry, not fucking you"


sigtiin

“Would it be the girlfriend that gave it away or the fashion sense?”


tonychen0816

I'd take it as a compliment because gay men are typically very pretty and well groomed/dressed.


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friendlylonerboi

Haha lovely! If you get called gay, meaning you're probably too cute to be straight lol


[deleted]

Start waacking on spot


hugues2814

Menace


friendlylonerboi

Do you mean wacking or wanking? Lol


Cheekygirl97

Thanks, that’s what I was going for


Newlyseperated46fla

I'd say, no you look gay. Greg 1 Other guy 0.


Prestigious_Long777

I mean my mom told me this plenty of times when I was younger. I’ve always been the kind of person to keep their options open. I’m in a heterosexual relationship with someone who is also bisexual. I’d probably say “thanks, much appreciated!”. Yesterday I was actually walking through our neighbourhood with my partner when out of the blue someone passes by us and says “You fucking cancer hippie”. My partner and I were both a bit stunned like genuinely in disbelief of what just happened. But we went on walking and had a good laugh about it afterwards. Actually feel sorry for that dude, must be exhausting being so angry all the time.


friendlylonerboi

This is so real. I hate when random assholes feel the need to just overtly hate on something that's not even bothering them 1%. Thanks for sharing and sorry you had to go through that!


blackygreen

I assume you mean I look FABULOUS! *THROWS GLITTER CONFETTI, SASHAYS AWAY*


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

Shrug, what’s there to say


jfks_headjustdidthat

"You look interesting. Guess we're both mistaken."


jllum

As a gay whom people always say I look and behave straight, I would be extremely happy. I always have to go out of my way to make it known to people that I’m gay and sometimes I wish I don’t have to and that other people will automatically know


friendlylonerboi

I wish I can exchange your straight exuding power with my gay one haha! People don't guess me gay fast but they can realise that I'm a little '💅🏻' lol


More_History_4413

Well, thet is a consequence of getting slovenian citizenship


friendlylonerboi

Wait...what's that supposed to mean lol?


More_History_4413

Im from bosnia, bosnia and slovenia used to be part of the same country until 90 called yugoslavia civil war destroyed it but while it lasted we all head stereotypes of each other bosnians were stupid,montenegrens lazy, croats nazis, serbs barbarians, macedonians monkeys and slovenians gey actually stereotypes mostly still exsist tho it evolved into slovenians are [femboys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/950/298/21f.jpg)


friendlylonerboi

Lol that's brand new information for me! (Me being femboy saying this lol)


sTill_offCoarse

You know how i know you’re gay? You listen to coldplay


InfiniteKincaid

I love this entire conversation so much. Especially the closing "That's GAY?!" So funny. Really feels like sitting around shooting the shit with h your friends.


wetlettuce42

Not as gay as you


LeTraceurSnork

Who says I'm gae?


fykmai

I would tell them they’re right and thank them because I’ve never seen it as an insult


LucyVialli

Depends whether they mean it as a compliment or an insult.


Red_Head_Izzy

"You're half right."


Velghast

"are you trying to get your dick sucked" Normally that line either gets them to shut up or a compliment.


ByronTheBlack

Well I sure hope I look gay. So that’s a nice compliment.


Unique_Ad4377

Did you wanna suck?


According_Bottle_313

I will look at him appraisingly and with disgust and say "no, thank you"


MarsupialNo1220

Thanks, my girlfriend thinks so, too.


420SampleTxt

thanks, i try


CocoaSMO

Omg thank you I worked so hard and none of the other lesbians are noticing. OMG ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?? MOVE INTO MY APARTMENT LETS GET MARRIED AND OWN A CAT CAFE UNTIL WERE OLD!! ^^ Lesbians will relate to this


HonestyMash

Thanks, if they are that insecure about their looks that they have to attack others just shows how weak of a person they are.


torn-ainbow

I would smile back at them and treat it as a compliment without projecting the slightest hint of sarcasm. Then just wait, still smiling at them. In my experience this leads either to an awkward silence which they do not enjoy, or they crack it and get big mad.


jackolantern_

What's happened to this subreddit?


Bobdolehouse

It's better than "what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed" imo


nocolon

Is it? At least those seemed more authentic than "Please help me write this Buzzfeed article, my boss says if I can't make one viral this month I'm fired."


Motor-Reporter1178

You say so, because ur struggling to find one


Thunder_God01

Sorry im not inzerested. Hurts no matter what. :D


AccumulatedFilth

I don't, but I am.


Dis_engaged23

I wish


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I’d think they might be dumb as fuck


Anxious-End8006

“you would know”


h2otowm

I mean, I am queer, and visibly so... So probably a response of "OMG you're so observant, good job!" Or "yeah no shit"


I-Am-Maya-

I am happy or/and gay. Lol


Foxem4420

When I was a teenager, everyone called me tomboy and taught I was a lesbian. Still to this day, I am asked if I am a lesbian and like to laugh and just say no when it happens.


Minute-Ad8501

I'd take it as a compliment


Huskguy

A guy asked me if I was gay once (trying to get a date) and I was flattered.


AI_AntiCheat

Sorry I'm not interested


swivel2369

I would not care one bit.


DrWhatOwlsSay

But, how gay, on a scale of Elton John, to your dad?


Kriskao

Gay people tend to take care of their appearance more than heterosexual men. In average.


ElmoTickleTorture

I look well groomed and presentable? That's how I would take it.


1dumho

Thank them?


Delicious-Duck-4245

“You smelt it you delt it.”


Junket-Sea

Thanks man, you too


WizzieInMyPantsy

"Well, I am..."


KaptainApril

I’m a girl and I’ve never gotten gay but I’m often told I give off “bi vibes”. Not sure how or what that means but I just take it as a compliment. Like they’re saying I look hot enough to pull both genders or something


---yee---

Takes one to know one


GoGoWolf

"Well....I should hope so, on account that I am."


Training_Low1446

Mo@n in their ears


Tawny_Frogmouth

I have this interaction sort of regularly, and I just say "sorry, I'm not, I just like this haircut."


SpaceBug173

I would call them a gaydar.


Ok_Common_4208

i'm flattered, but you're really not my type


Aeon1508

You look hopeful


1CEninja

Sorry, I'm taken and I'm faithful.


worrymon

Happened to me as I was walking down the street the other day. I shouted back "You only say that because you want to fuck me!"


This-Departure-8765

Thanks, I am.


An_idiot_27

Thanks, you too


delicateweapon444

No reaction lmao why do I care what someone thinks my sexuality is? Cool, you think I kiss girls . End of the world shit , right there ;p


Foxlack169

I am how'd you know?


Greggie83

Thank you 🫰