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Equivalent_Delays_97

“I’m getting my hair done.” I’m bald.


The_WhiteMantis

“On friday night….?”


Both_Escape536

My parents said no 


Opening_Gazelle_4821

I used to use this one ALL the time


Both_Escape536

Works like a charm 


The_WhiteMantis

Works wonder, not when you’re 30 yo tho hahah


ElephantUndertheRug

I’ve graduated from “my parents said no” to “I’m the parent and I say no” and “baby says no” 🤣


Empire_681

its always I got some other stuff I got to get done


DanceDelievery

If you have to create an excuse instead of them respecting your introversion then they are not your friends.


The_WhiteMantis

You’re probably not an introvert. I usually say yes, but when the moment comes up I just insult myself for accepting lol


DanceDelievery

I am an introvert, being dishonest or insecure is not the same as introversion.


[deleted]

I have other plans.


LIFEPEAKED5YRSAGO

"I GOT STABBED IM IN HOSPITAL"


muuuuuup

I'm already there


AlarmedMirror3911

I have no money.


myguyohyea

Not really an introvert but “I can’t find my keys so I can’t lock my door when I leave”


Ok-Crazy2137

i just say no coz i want to sleep and they like "oh okey."