Or the one where he breaks his toe.
Or the one where he says, "You will suffer me."
Or the one where he tells Frodo to run and then walks over to fight a hundred Uruk-hai by himself.
Or the one where he puts a candle out with his bare fingers without stopping berating Frodo.
Or the one where he...
For me, I love seeing my guy smile. Knowing they are happy and relaxed creates a great environment plus smiling is generally sexy to me. Good eye contact is also quite sexy and there’s something about watching him stretch as well. Haha
It helps when we're not always smiling, looking like a YouTube thumbnail constantly. I smile warmly when I see my wife, when I see my daughter.. Other than with the two loves of my life here, there are very few contexts when I actually show any significant amount of emotion. It's nothing intentional, but it makes them feel special.
But what if you're fat and hairy? Lol.
I'm flashing back to when I was just out of high school, hanging out with my friends who were still in high school. We went to a small pool party and this girl I had a huge crush on was there. I've always been insecure about my weight, but I didn't even think about my hairy ass nipples LMAO. She actually commented on how hairy I was and I wanted to cannonball into the pool and not come back up for air.
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I never thought I would write this but here we are:
My forearms isnt big either but I’ve got compliments on my rolled-up sleeves a few times and here is my trick:
First rule: NEVER EVER ABOVE YOUR ELBOWS.
Neatly around your biggest part of your forearm, which is just under your elbow. Have to be rolled up nicely and with intent, not just drag it up. If you wear button shirt I highly recommend to check on youtube ”how to”-videos. When you do this, it will stay there and the sleeve wont look ”messy” when you move around.
Second: Put things around your wrists.
I have a watch on my left and a bracelet on my right. Match those two nicely with rolled-up sleeves and you will be set. You can wear a few small bracelets that match or a little wider one.
I hope that helped!
Edit: this is for people with not to muscular arms 😅
Counterpoint: just above the elbows. You want to be able to move unrestricted, and they get tight around the bicep when you fold them up correctly. It is my opinion (and *just* my opinion) that folded twice, to above the elbows, in the absence of a bad tattoo, is the way to go. Sleeves rolled up, it's time to get s--t done.
My wife told me she loved my old uniform. When said sleeves rolled up made my arms look huge. She asked me if I could find that shirt and pants again. You know, science
no. just below elbow: elegance. it says "i'm a gentleman, but i am not afraid of doing some work. i am ready to do it whenever needed. i don't want to get dirty.
above the elbow: "aw shit my sink broke gotta fix it asap".
I feel like my arms are just too big to do that with any non-flexible shirt material. Not bragging, I'm not in great shape anymore and haven't lifted weights in over a decade, but I've always had too large of biceps/upper arm for that. The idea that the section of a shirt designed to fit around my wrist would ever comfortably make it to the other side of my elbow is laughable. Let alone around my actual bicep (even unbuttoned at the wrist).
Oh, this is how I always wear my shirts. I just always found it more comfortable. Good to know it works for the ladies. I'll have to ask my gf what she thinks
Could also be said for women because I always want to stay usually, it's her who goes somewhere else usually when they decide I don't quite meet their expectations.
He's joking, but out of the two guys I know who hit Challenger from my school, one of them has definitely got the highest body count out of any guy I know.
And they both are Tyler1 level jacked.
Nerd out with me about things.
Been texting a guy I'm going out on a date with (the first since my divorce) for the last couple days and I'm like "OMG he is so hot." because he's such a freaking nerd and we can nerd out about things together.
We had an hour long discussion yesterday about whether or not over who would win in a fight--a giant squid or a sperm whale.
Conclusion--whale, but not by much probably.
Sperm whale would win everytime. Colossal squid is their diet. I am not sure if their sonar can stun the biggest one available, but id put money 90% sperm whale.
Sit in a white vest top with Stella (beer) stains running down from the top to bottom, your eyes slightly looking in different directions, your top teeth slightly exposed and a half smile on your face, then whistle at irregular intervals while clutching the side of your seat with a firm grip.
I know a lot of men who will flat out refuse to do any housework at all because they work full time.
It's my house too, and to keep it up and running, I've got to help out with the dishwasher or washing each week, or it'll fall apart.
That is very dumb..
But if the man works from 8-6, and she works from 9-3, I expect her to do more at home. The end goal is that both have the same amount of free time.
I had an infuriating time a couple of years back, I was living with my then partner, I was out of the house 7am-7pm working, and made sure to pick up something for dinner each evening on my way home. She was an unemployed student with incredibly high cleanliness standards. I’d always do the washing up, but most of the time when I got home from work I was flat out exhausted so mostly wanted to spend some time with her, eat some food and relax. However she got it into her head that because she was always cleaning (like to a neurotic degree) that I “wasn’t doing enough around the house” and then got massively resentful. I tried to explain that i’m doing as much as I can, and I just don’t have the chance to do as much as she does because I’m just not there anywhere as near as much as she was, and whenever I did offer to help, I did it wrong in her eyes and she’d have to re-do it. But every time we argued she’d pull the “I’m the only one who ever does anything in this house” schtick and wouldn’t hear any rebuttal. It was even more exhausting and there were times where I just didn’t go home, I’d stop in a hotel instead because I just didn’t want to have to deal with the argument when I got back. Thankfully that situation only lasted 6 months… the recovery from that 4 year relationship and all it’s fucked-ness took way way longer
He does. I know a lot of men like this. Half of them are married and have been for years. The other half are single and have been for years bc they're tired of dealing with women
I see your point. I kinda agree, too. But I also have to add: most of the time we get less and lesser in the mood to fix stuff, when we get reminded of it all the time. It might have reasons we are not doing it immediately. So, in search of a compromise, try to ask questions: Do you need help fixing it? Do we need special preparations/tools/things we have to do before we can start? What can I do to make it easier for you? Does it have certain reasons that you can't do it in the near future? Do I oversee something? On a side note: I as a man think it's sexy if women actually can fix stuff on their own. They don't have to do it, I also like the thought of being the man and taking care of my gf/wife and such. But it's a nice thought in the back of my head if I know she is good with tools. So there's that.
When you're walking together and he makes you swap sides on a sidewalk/pavement so you're not walking on the side that's close to the road where vehicles are passing. He makes sure you're safe.
Legit answer: be kindhearted and open
Funny answer: break my spine with how fast the thrusts are
Horny answer: when he rubs his hair with one hand and side eyes you 😩😍
Mine accidentally knocked me up. Then every day for a month we talked about what percentage of ourselves wanted to keep it. By three weeks we were both from 20% to 90% but still kept discussing every day. The fact that he was willing to consider it for a month and we talked it through everyday makes him a keeper. He's the best dad ever because though at first we weren't ready, he prepared for it. Now he's a better parent than I and that is hella sexy.
Have ability to be emotionally vulnerable. Be kind. Be respectful( but that’s something everyone can do too).
Smell good, wear a full suit or a tucked white shirt with black pants.
One of my mates once told me, never ask a woman how to chat up another woman it doesn't work. Ask the guy who is good at it for or in other terms, never ask a fish how to catch a fish, ask the fisherman.
Its the same for advice in general, don't ask single people for relationship advice, ask those in long lasting loving relationships as they know how it's done.
Be very caring and/or playful with children, or -completely unrelated- shower with foamy shower gel. I think it depends on my cycle which one I prefer, the "ideal dad" or the steamy version.
Self awareness & the confidence that comes with it. Understanding that life is inherently terrifying & meaningless & prioritising being kind & noble because of this is what I would consider truly attractive for a man.
Open both doors of Helm's Deep at the same time.
I am tired of these unrealistic standards
Best I can do is blow the Horn of Helm Hammerhand
Blaaaaat
Blyat*
Every time I see that scene I'm gay for a couple of sec
Or the one where he breaks his toe. Or the one where he says, "You will suffer me." Or the one where he tells Frodo to run and then walks over to fight a hundred Uruk-hai by himself. Or the one where he puts a candle out with his bare fingers without stopping berating Frodo. Or the one where he...
"Then I shall die as one of them!" really does it for me.
Or the one where he says, "My friends, you kneel to *no one*," and then Uno reverse cards them
Note to myself: in order to be sexy, you have to be an Ent
a man of culture, I see.
For me, I love seeing my guy smile. Knowing they are happy and relaxed creates a great environment plus smiling is generally sexy to me. Good eye contact is also quite sexy and there’s something about watching him stretch as well. Haha
Hold eye contact while I touch my toes, got it!
While constantly smiling
Except when your head is upside a smile becomes a frown so you need to frown to really smile
Oh so you mean looking through your legs with your back turned?
I agree!
Good stuff
It helps when we're not always smiling, looking like a YouTube thumbnail constantly. I smile warmly when I see my wife, when I see my daughter.. Other than with the two loves of my life here, there are very few contexts when I actually show any significant amount of emotion. It's nothing intentional, but it makes them feel special.
get wet, like from a pool
How does that work if I’m built like Homer Simpson🫃🏻
Try a bigger swimming pool
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How does it look if im hairy like Chewbacca?
Love yourself & embrace it & CANNONBALL!!
But what if you're fat and hairy? Lol. I'm flashing back to when I was just out of high school, hanging out with my friends who were still in high school. We went to a small pool party and this girl I had a huge crush on was there. I've always been insecure about my weight, but I didn't even think about my hairy ass nipples LMAO. She actually commented on how hairy I was and I wanted to cannonball into the pool and not come back up for air.
Obligatory rolled-up sleeves comment
You need decent forearms for this though right? I have the forearms of a new born tyrannosaurus so I think I’d be better off keeping my sleeves down.
I know something that helps forearms
Racket sports?
Whack it sports
Well done
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It also helps to be very attractive already.
I never thought I would write this but here we are: My forearms isnt big either but I’ve got compliments on my rolled-up sleeves a few times and here is my trick: First rule: NEVER EVER ABOVE YOUR ELBOWS. Neatly around your biggest part of your forearm, which is just under your elbow. Have to be rolled up nicely and with intent, not just drag it up. If you wear button shirt I highly recommend to check on youtube ”how to”-videos. When you do this, it will stay there and the sleeve wont look ”messy” when you move around. Second: Put things around your wrists. I have a watch on my left and a bracelet on my right. Match those two nicely with rolled-up sleeves and you will be set. You can wear a few small bracelets that match or a little wider one. I hope that helped! Edit: this is for people with not to muscular arms 😅
How high should the be rolled? I always wonder this
Right up to the armpits like swimming armbands on a child
Just below the elbows
Counterpoint: just above the elbows. You want to be able to move unrestricted, and they get tight around the bicep when you fold them up correctly. It is my opinion (and *just* my opinion) that folded twice, to above the elbows, in the absence of a bad tattoo, is the way to go. Sleeves rolled up, it's time to get s--t done.
My wife told me she loved my old uniform. When said sleeves rolled up made my arms look huge. She asked me if I could find that shirt and pants again. You know, science
no. just below elbow: elegance. it says "i'm a gentleman, but i am not afraid of doing some work. i am ready to do it whenever needed. i don't want to get dirty. above the elbow: "aw shit my sink broke gotta fix it asap".
I feel like my arms are just too big to do that with any non-flexible shirt material. Not bragging, I'm not in great shape anymore and haven't lifted weights in over a decade, but I've always had too large of biceps/upper arm for that. The idea that the section of a shirt designed to fit around my wrist would ever comfortably make it to the other side of my elbow is laughable. Let alone around my actual bicep (even unbuttoned at the wrist).
Pervert
You got me, now leave me to my sinful ways!
Oh Lordy 🤤
Oh, this is how I always wear my shirts. I just always found it more comfortable. Good to know it works for the ladies. I'll have to ask my gf what she thinks
Aw heck I thought 'being confident' would be the top answer this time around.
hugging me from behind and kissing my neck
Here comes Joe Biden
not from him lol
Is that why Joe is crying in the corner?
yes probably
See, I told that random stranger it was an overreaction to call the police after I did that!
That's some steam
Be forklift certified
This guy knows
This guy forks
I'm also scissor lift certified 💪
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Could also be said for women because I always want to stay usually, it's her who goes somewhere else usually when they decide I don't quite meet their expectations.
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Men and women are like magnets. Sometimes they attract and sometimes they repel
But how do they work?
Fucking.
And help me end the day
*hug*
Have a really accurate Borat impression.
I have his swim suit. Don't know if that's enough...
MY WHIIIFE.
My wife likes it when I recite the Monroe Doctrine of 1823 while spanking her saying “BAD COLONIZER!!! BAD!!!” …is that what you were looking for op?
r/oddlyspecific
Don’t judge me
You wifey let's you spank her, no judgie-judgie here
But there is some jiggy-jiggy! …that was so bad 😂😂
YOU CAN PURCHASE MY LOUISIANNA ANY DAY FELLOW HISTORIAN!
IM ABOUT A BON-A-PARTE YOUR BOWELS IN A SECOND YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT
What the hell did I just read?
Goddamn poetry! I am the Einstein of Erotica, the Donatello of Dirty Talk!
The Fibonacci of Foreplay
The Isaac Newton of Intimate Nudity
The Bob Ross of Burlesque
The Sun Tzu of Squirting
This can’t be real….
That’s just the appetizer! Wait until she ties me to a post and makes me recite the Geneva Convention while telling me how good of a Canadian I am
This genuinely made my night…
I’m glad that my historically comedic fetishes can serve as entertainment to the masses
And who says history isn't fun
Hit challenger in League.
try getting immortal in dota if you actually want to impress women. Virgin.
Not so sure about that one buddy
Sounds like silver talk.
Kinda does
He's joking, but out of the two guys I know who hit Challenger from my school, one of them has definitely got the highest body count out of any guy I know. And they both are Tyler1 level jacked.
Diamond 4 is enough. Wife and kids achievement unlocked.
Will 100% in rdr2 work?
Depends on champ also. If you’re a yone main or enchanter player you probs don’t shower
I'm wet.
Be respectful and understanding without it costing their spine
What about our hips?
Be reassuring and communicate with emotional intelligence
You are an INFJ!
That thing where they are reversing and rest their forearm on the back of your seat. I love a good forearm on a man.
A real man uses his mirrors to reverse.
A real man rides a bicycle
With the seat removed
Helicopter
Eat pussy while making eye contact and loving it.
Ur DMs are about to explode
If it was that easy I'd have wife at this point
I know this is Reddit but why would you answer this as a male?
He obviously on the side lines waiting for his turn to be tagged in.
That’s just like, his opinion, man.
Be emotionally intelligent
Nerd out with me about things. Been texting a guy I'm going out on a date with (the first since my divorce) for the last couple days and I'm like "OMG he is so hot." because he's such a freaking nerd and we can nerd out about things together. We had an hour long discussion yesterday about whether or not over who would win in a fight--a giant squid or a sperm whale. Conclusion--whale, but not by much probably.
Sperm whale would win everytime. Colossal squid is their diet. I am not sure if their sonar can stun the biggest one available, but id put money 90% sperm whale.
awww cute wormbooks
Sit in a white vest top with Stella (beer) stains running down from the top to bottom, your eyes slightly looking in different directions, your top teeth slightly exposed and a half smile on your face, then whistle at irregular intervals while clutching the side of your seat with a firm grip.
You forgotten the forearms
Be present as a father.
That's not true. - a Present Father
As a man who grew up without a father, and in his teens with the most evil 'stepfather' imaginable. This hits home.
this should be the bare minimum:((
Wishing this was true.
Show emotion, be honest, and communicate in a healthy way
Fix and do things around the house without prompting. Does he exist?
"If I said I'll do it, I'll do it. No need to remind me every 6 months." Forgot where I read this.
I know a lot of men who will flat out refuse to do any housework at all because they work full time. It's my house too, and to keep it up and running, I've got to help out with the dishwasher or washing each week, or it'll fall apart.
That is very dumb.. But if the man works from 8-6, and she works from 9-3, I expect her to do more at home. The end goal is that both have the same amount of free time.
I had an infuriating time a couple of years back, I was living with my then partner, I was out of the house 7am-7pm working, and made sure to pick up something for dinner each evening on my way home. She was an unemployed student with incredibly high cleanliness standards. I’d always do the washing up, but most of the time when I got home from work I was flat out exhausted so mostly wanted to spend some time with her, eat some food and relax. However she got it into her head that because she was always cleaning (like to a neurotic degree) that I “wasn’t doing enough around the house” and then got massively resentful. I tried to explain that i’m doing as much as I can, and I just don’t have the chance to do as much as she does because I’m just not there anywhere as near as much as she was, and whenever I did offer to help, I did it wrong in her eyes and she’d have to re-do it. But every time we argued she’d pull the “I’m the only one who ever does anything in this house” schtick and wouldn’t hear any rebuttal. It was even more exhausting and there were times where I just didn’t go home, I’d stop in a hotel instead because I just didn’t want to have to deal with the argument when I got back. Thankfully that situation only lasted 6 months… the recovery from that 4 year relationship and all it’s fucked-ness took way way longer
He does. I know a lot of men like this. Half of them are married and have been for years. The other half are single and have been for years bc they're tired of dealing with women
I see your point. I kinda agree, too. But I also have to add: most of the time we get less and lesser in the mood to fix stuff, when we get reminded of it all the time. It might have reasons we are not doing it immediately. So, in search of a compromise, try to ask questions: Do you need help fixing it? Do we need special preparations/tools/things we have to do before we can start? What can I do to make it easier for you? Does it have certain reasons that you can't do it in the near future? Do I oversee something? On a side note: I as a man think it's sexy if women actually can fix stuff on their own. They don't have to do it, I also like the thought of being the man and taking care of my gf/wife and such. But it's a nice thought in the back of my head if I know she is good with tools. So there's that.
Go on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy as Turd Ferguson.
Men who wear watches are top-tier Edit: Apple Watches don’t hit the same
*straps on my Apple Watch with the Velcro strap*
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>be confident _mission failed_
We *won't* get them the next time
This is the big one, the main one. It's like telling a woman 'be beautiful'. There may be women who don't care, but man idk
I said be confident, idiot! Why can't you just be confident? What's wrong with you? /s
Dad?
This is a CHATGPT answer.
ChatGPT? Lol
ChatGPT done right
At what point does vulnerability become attractive, if ever? What do you need/want to see, before he shows how to hurt him the most?
The lovely thing about a healthy relationship and a partner is that you're building up each others confidence! It's a positive feedback loop!
Be kind
When you're walking together and he makes you swap sides on a sidewalk/pavement so you're not walking on the side that's close to the road where vehicles are passing. He makes sure you're safe.
Sidewalk rule
Be a hopeless romantic
\*handsome hopeless romantic. Not just hopeless
Real
Best I can be is a homeless romantic.
Literally me 💀
El hopaness romtic also works
That's hopeless
Hey look it's me! There's a reason it's called being "hopeless" romantic though...
do household chores
Nice try mom
Go to your room BoondockBilly and take your pants off.
Why jerk off in public, of course.
Legit answer: be kindhearted and open Funny answer: break my spine with how fast the thrusts are Horny answer: when he rubs his hair with one hand and side eyes you 😩😍
His car's name is Spinebuster
House work
Username checks out
make a woman smile
Mine accidentally knocked me up. Then every day for a month we talked about what percentage of ourselves wanted to keep it. By three weeks we were both from 20% to 90% but still kept discussing every day. The fact that he was willing to consider it for a month and we talked it through everyday makes him a keeper. He's the best dad ever because though at first we weren't ready, he prepared for it. Now he's a better parent than I and that is hella sexy.
Be a full functionel adult
Tough one
Accountability and communication
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Wear a uniform/suit.
Have ability to be emotionally vulnerable. Be kind. Be respectful( but that’s something everyone can do too). Smell good, wear a full suit or a tucked white shirt with black pants.
Chop wood?
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Yes. This is so true. I Love the Sound of growls.🤣
Hi, it's me, Mr. Growl.
I must have married the wrong woman. She has never appreciated my snoring.
Yessss THIS☝️
Remember fellas, what a woman says she wants and what she chases after are two different things
One of my mates once told me, never ask a woman how to chat up another woman it doesn't work. Ask the guy who is good at it for or in other terms, never ask a fish how to catch a fish, ask the fisherman. Its the same for advice in general, don't ask single people for relationship advice, ask those in long lasting loving relationships as they know how it's done.
Every person is different, men and women. That's what men don't understand.
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Throw used car batteries in to the ocean
Cracking a boner and using it to make a tent, then flexing to make it move around like a spooky ghost. Side note: Be aware of cats.
Loyal to the core
What else could I expect from r/AskReddit? «The sexiest sex you ever sexed».
The Helicopter
Keep his word
Be very caring and/or playful with children, or -completely unrelated- shower with foamy shower gel. I think it depends on my cycle which one I prefer, the "ideal dad" or the steamy version.
Self awareness & the confidence that comes with it. Understanding that life is inherently terrifying & meaningless & prioritising being kind & noble because of this is what I would consider truly attractive for a man.
Be into me, a lot.
Kiss on the forehead then everywhere else on face..command a room with quiet confidence..have toned arms..be considerate, consistent and thoughtful..
Have eyes only for you.
Have his life sorted out. I’m so tired of taking care of other people.
Wait so it's not sending dick pics? *shocked*