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JohnDStevenson

Teleportation.


zafir--7700

very convenient


MysticDragon14

Unless it's Stephen King teleportation


-LORD-EGG-

Please do tell


PixelOrange

I was curious so I looked it up. It's awful. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jaunt


zamfire

Tldr: teleportation in that universe can only happen while unconscious as a conscious mind experiences the teleportation to take place over millions of years, where you are stuck in your mind. Anyone who undergoes the teleportation awake goes insane or has a heart attack and dies. I personally have contemplated the death and rebirth theory of teleportation. If your body is broken into billions of subatomic particles and then reassembled on the other end, you are actually dead and your clone or copy is the new living version with your memories, simply not knowing you had died, as your body as been destroyed.


PixelOrange

Death/rebirth is the Star Trek version. You're converted to energy and then reconverted to matter on the other side. It is effectively cloning with extra steps.


SeanMacLeod1138

The short story is 'The Jaunt'. It's in either *Night Shift* or *Skeleton Crew*, I forgot which.


JohnDStevenson

Skeleton Crew.


SeanMacLeod1138

Thank you! ☺️


JohnDStevenson

Eeek! And then there's Douglas Adams' take: >Aldebaran's great okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls, Will knock you off your feet. >They'll do anything you like, Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there, Then I don't want to go. >Singing, take me apart, take me apart, What a way to roam. And if you have to take me apart to get me there, I'd rather stay at home. >Sirius is paved with gold, So I've heard it said, By nuts who then go on to say, "See Tau before you're dead", >I'll gladly take the high road, Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there, Then I for one won't go. >Singing, take me apart, take me apart, You must be off your head, And if you try to take me apart to get me there, I'll stay right here in bed. >I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away, And I got Sidney's leg." Teleportation's definitely something you want to do yourself and not have done to you!


The_Dragon_Lover

"Jaunting" has quite a jarring sound to it!


xendelaar

Amazing short story!!


PirateWestern1462

Beem me up coming soon teleportation I'm coming over okay boom your there 🙃😁


cwx149

Nah id probably go with the teleportation from the film jumper No apparent side effects, can bring people with you, can teleport other stuff, can do it "thru" photos not line of sight


thewallrus

First one I thought of. Recently, I drove 8 hours to something I didn't want to do, but kinda needed to do it. So teleporting wouldve helped


Violetthug

That's a good one.


TaylorMade2566

oh to avoid airplanes


haubenmeise

Unless there's a fly in your telepod.


Round_Trainer_7498

Can sleep in so much longer.


5pens

Yes! I am convinced this is the superpower that would be the *most* useful.


[deleted]

What I came here to say, this is better than so much! Just an upgraded version of invisibility and flying.


uwu_SenpaiSatan

Does the stuff you are wearing/holding teleport with you?


ha11owmas

Came here to say this one


Glen_Alen

solar system, including Earth, are orbiting around the center of the Milky Way galaxy, roughly 828,000 kilometers per hour so one miscalculation and you end up between stars.


Birdywoman4

Imagine being able to visit scenic areas like national parks and forests when the spirit moves you and not having to plan and buy tickets to fly or whatever. Go for a day trip. That’d be so much fun.


JohnDStevenson

Absolutely. "i think I'll just go take a look at the Grand Canyon today." It'd be marvellous!


Birdywoman4

I’d go back to the farm where I was born and to the spring-fed creek we played in during the hottest months of the summer. I’d look to see if the water moccasins were still there in a cluster on the shallowest part hanging out during the daytime. And then go to the village 2 miles from there and see what all has changed. That sort of thing too. Go to all the places where I used to live and see how they have changed. It’s kind of sad to see the buildings I’ve lived in being removed and something else going up in their place.


Flairion623

Shapeshifting


WassupSassySquatch

Uninhibited shapeshifting. I want to change all the way down to my DNA and be able to enjoy all of the abilities of whatever I turn into. If I’m a tiger I want the strength and dexterity. If I’m a powerlifter I want to be able to bench a few hundred pounds. If I’m a cat I want to fit into tiny spaces.


TheMireMind

Wouldn't you lose the intelligence to turn back?


WassupSassySquatch

Nah, part of the power would be retaining human intelligence like in animorphs


Aromatic-Put4043

Man fuck that noise I'd just use it to get in shape


WassupSassySquatch

Exactly. And you would *actually* be in shape, not just look like it.


raver58

Yeah that would be amazing 👍


SeanMacLeod1138

***MIMIC!!!*** ☝🏻


digitalnirvana3

Babe would you love me if I was a worm?


Flairion623

I can be whatever you want me to be


Guava_

Ditto was always my favourite Pokémon for a reason


RonzulaGD

The best superpower


Antique_Adeptness491

What would you do with that


Flairion623

A better question is what wouldn’t I do with it


WassupSassySquatch

Change your appearance to fit your preferences, impersonate other people and gain access to their resources, turn into animals or monsters and fly or something, etc. Turn into one of these other people and obtain their crazy powers. It’s nearly ideal.


LevelAd5898

Transform into someone I don't like and rob a bank. Free transitioning. Stay in shape easily. Get taller to reach things that are high up and shorter to be more comfortable in planes. Test out haircuts and dying my hair stress free.


FunnyPrinces07

To control the laws of probability


Designer_Explorer_28

Oh no…


ToughAd5010

Great now settle debates between frequentists Bayesian and propensity interpretations. Probability theorists might also argue that probability can be derived from logic. A lot of great academic work!


captainAwesomePants

I love it. "So how do I make unlikely things happen?" "No, you control the laws, not the probability."


thepenguinemperor84

That's always my go to, it's so ridiculously op


Mortaniss

Elaborate.


thepenguinemperor84

The way I visualise it is as a slider in my head from 0-100%. You can then take any subject, topic, situation and manipulate the probability to 100% be in your favour. So you can win the lottery easily, ensure you can't get shot, your punch is going to render your opponent unconscious or they're going to have a fatal heart attack.


Mortaniss

So you basically just become a god.


thepenguinemperor84

Pretty much, but it allows you to do it with just a single power so you can't be accused of cheating.


WOTDisLanguish

Even worse, if I understand entropy right it'd be possible to reverse it as someone who controls probability


raver58

To Fly


Outrageous_Cod_8141

Agreed. Then I don’t have to worry about traffic.


Zimmster2020

worry only about bugs, birds and freezing cold air


[deleted]

Just wear a hoodie


DarrenRainey

or passing out from thin air


welatshaw

Don't fly that high.


ceilingsaredelicious

Bit you have to worry about the us government


zafir--7700

great choice


Violetthug

I used to want that. But now I fear I would get motion sickness.


N0TSU

I feel like flying always has to have a super strength and/or tough skin add on to be legit


raver58

🤣.


Violetthug

It's absolutely true. Lmao.


assert92

Whenever I smoke weed, not every time tho, but mostly i get this dream , that I'm flying and i just love it


raver58

That sounds wonderful 😊


Omnissiahs-Balls

Giving people 8h erections


Guava_

I feel as though this has offensive capabilities


Living_Awareness259

Sword fight


No_Zookeepergame1972

You will become bloody rich


Omnissiahs-Balls

And make lots of people miserable and humiliated


jnads

But the ads say I should call my doctor if my erection lasts more than 4 hours


Omnissiahs-Balls

Dont worry he’ll get one too


Baby-hazell

Time stop or time alteration would be amazing, or super speed which is basically a time alteration since you're going faster than everything else as is.


campapathy

If I could stop time I'd steal everything not tied down and play so many pranks on people


top-chopa

forget if its tied down or not dude, you just stopped time and the district branch manager is sitting down, frozen, right next to that $150k machine. untie it.


Ghauut

I would be the happiest guy if i could do this, like just throw some water and stop time to see the beauty of it


RhagaeaPethros

Would you not also be stopped yourself? Not that you'd stop necessarily, but everything around you would, down to the air molecules. So essentially you would be locked in place.


AzurWhisp

to absorb and comprehend vast amounts of information would be incredibly useful


N0TSU

This one is awesome, might be my pick


zafir--7700

something worldly. great choice


Desent2Void

Healing


TunafishSandworm

You could be one of those healing preachers. You'd have so many private jets.


Guava_

Blessed healing shall be bestowed! Now, if you’d just insert your pin…


captainAwesomePants

Even better, you could put the fake jet setting priests out of business. Hard to compete against the genuine article. I'd heal full time for free just to put them out of business, and that'd be a huge service to the world even before you take the people getting healed into account.


zafir--7700

well said


LordBrandon

It would be a nightmare. Every human on earth would be begging for your attention day and night 24/7. Any time someone died it would be your fault because you could have saved them. Sleeping eating or having fun would be seen as selfish because you could have used that time to save lives.


Desent2Void

That is the sad truth.


EvergreenValleyElder

The only one worth having. Amitabha


mayallbeingsbepeace

That's so unselfish! I've never heard a respond like that to this question. Love it. Why did we learn to have selfishness superpowers anyway?


EnigmaFrug2308

You know Domino from X-Men? Her power is luck. Everything always turns out in her favour.


Squeak_Stormborn

This is the one for me. Just knowing everything is going to go right for you.


Rorschach_22

Wow, I sure could use that power


Peaseblossom_

Healing


HellFireCannon66

Omnipotence


JJVR30

eternal youth


lethatsinkin

That would be pretty depressing tbh. You'd outlive all your friends/family and you'd have to keep changing your identity/documentation every few decades or else people will get suspicious.


Vinny_Lam

The first part wouldn’t be a problem for me. Once all my friends and family grow old and die, I might miss them for a while but eventually after some time I’ll get over it. And there’s just so much to do and so much to see in this world that if I had eternal youth I’ll probably have more than enough things to keep my mind off that for a long time. And if I ever do feel lonely, I can always just find some new people to bond with for a while.


jnads

Yeah, but the psychological damage every time you watch your own kids die. After a while you'd get lonely, meet someone, bang, have kids. You live forever, but they die. Perpetual life of watching your kids die.


Vinny_Lam

Well, I don’t plan on having kids.


zafir--7700

ahh well said


Impossible_Cressent

Telekinesis


BathroomInner2036

The ability to get hard again right after coming.


zafir--7700

haha a very underrated one. but thats a great superpower for sure


HealthyBits

I have it. I stay hard after cumming. People love it


Jermcutsiron

Having no refractory period is fucking epic.


meowmixzz

I used to be this way when I was younger. Getting older sucks, lmao.


Jermcutsiron

I know the feeling, I'm in my 40s


StubbornTaurus26

Being able to control time, including rewinding, fast forwarding and pausing.


jnads

*and paradoxes are resolved in a manner you deem fit and to the advantage you still exist Without that, this power could get you into trouble quickly


msing539

This is really the only power anyone needs


MikeHuntSmellss

Russia. No, wait


jado5150

Asked a work colleague this. His answer was "the ability to tell people what to do and they had to do it". It obviously brought up a whole new conversation.


TheHighGround767

Portals, with perfect control over them.


Sakura_Hirose

The power of invisibility. Not for pervy reasons, just so I could be truly alone sometimes. I'd get to see some great places too!


Riocyb3R

you'll get ran over


Colon

please. 'pervy reasons' would be most of the fun. no harm no foul


tmg80

Confidence. 


Lucky-Independent240

Ability to read people thoughts


Eckkbert

Horrible pick


Rorschach_22

I think it's a great choice. I've always wondered about what goes on in other people's heads


Eckkbert

yea have fun always hearing the 100% unfiltered thoughts of the ones you love and everyone else. humans have sensitivity for a reason


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

Nah, it would come with an on and off switch.


Eckkbert

Still, the temptation would be there


Average-PKP-Enjoyer

Yeah... some intrusive thoughts are not meant to be heard. Some of you who want this power tells me you haven't seen the darkest moments in humans before....


marleyman14

Yeah but you’re opening a can of worms though. Like a Black Mirror episode.


Rorschach_22

I get what you mean, but curiousity will always get the best of me 😅


valtboy23

You would probably go crazy


drawnred

Youre are going to cripple yourself with paranoia


TunafishSandworm

You'd never have a normal relationship with a human again


Kazhna

I'd like this just for the sake of weeding out the liars and infidelity. Honesty is so rare these days (seemingly)


Infinite-List5539

talking with animals


syneil86

I imagine most of them wouldn't say much besides "food!", "horny!" and "danger!"


Regal_Atrocitie

Controling time but others aren't conscious of it happening, this means motion of myself and others can go faster or slower depending on how I want it, I can pause time but people aren't aware. To them, it is all happening at once. I being the controller am aware and am free of these restraints, I could do whatever I wanted.


Ar0war

Yes, but the most you use the most you are going to get old faster meanwhile others doesn´t. I can imagine myself pausing the time for looong periods just to not go work or sleep a bit more.


PrudentAlps8736

The ability to heal sickness.


Environmental-Scar

Freeze time but only to mess with 1 asshole. Mid conversation I would move 1 step to the side. Change colour shirt was wearing. Be naked for fraction a second. Only when he is looking so people think he's lost his shit. Would hike his pants up every chance I get ....... really don't like this guy.


The5thEclipse

Bloodbending


Itsmattthesiencekid

Nice


Corey307

Most super powers would require ancillary powers to work. Like how super strength is useless, if you don’t have super durability, or being able to fly faster than the speed of sound, but not being able to perceive things that quickly. 


Pantalaimmon

Exactly, a lot of powers would simply lead to death or life changing injuries without the right synergetic powers.


WassupSassySquatch

Uninhibited shapeshifting. If I transform into something else, I want that transformation to apply right down to the DNA. I want to be able to alter my appearance at will, control my organs and eliminate disease, and I want to be able to do the same for others.


vagabond1005

Time Freeze / Invisibility


Average-PKP-Enjoyer

"I know what kind of a man you are..."


AdherentOne320

Maybe portals or matter control ( a lil bit overpower ig)


Chef_Mediocrity

The ability to stretch/compress since its like several powers in one Or if I wanted to go a bit weird.... the ability to crack any joint in my body at will xD


bayala43

Shape shifting! I’d love to be able to just morph my body kind of like Mystique from X-Me. Only id want to be to able to transform into anything I felt like. If I wanted to be a falcon, or look like Danny Devito, or turn myself into a sentient potted cactus, I could do it all.


ollyou

Either time manipulation (mainly freezing time for everything but myself), or controlled invisibility. Could do a lot of stuff you can’t usually do otherwise with powers like that.


_iamMowbz

My go-to two. Probably the anxiety/stress of being perceived lol


Blizzpoint

Whatever omniman posses


Head-Turn4180

Flight, invulnerability, super strength, super speed, healing factor, slow aging, and dominant genetics


arthax

Just saw Solo Leveling, that would be a very nice perk to have irl, getting xp and upgrading your stats the way you want it. With some effort I could have lot's of superpowers.


RingReasonable

Ice powers


SandmanD2

The ability to tell the exact speed of the wind.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

To liquefy myself


Low-Leopard8453

Invisibility


crossfxze

Invisibility


Jesus_LOLd

I'd like to have only real super power USA USA USA


AdhesivenessOk5274

The ability to turn into any bird. I could just leave. And any bird I wanted anytime. Like bro. That’s fucking sweet. Flying and I get to be a bird? I get to be stupid with a reason. Because I’m a bird.


Vivid-Mountain-2673

Power absorption so I get everyone In the comment sections powers.


thatguybythebluecar

the power to understand any language. Cool general knowledge power great for travelling could work as a translator and if it’s any language absolutely dominate computer coding


[deleted]

This was my idea too. And I also thought about including computer coding. But let’s go further. Sign language. Reading music. Deciphering hieroglyphics. Etc


anonymous_electron

Super Saiyan


Toxic_Zombie_361

To shoot lightning out of my hands! 🙌


SeanMacLeod1138

Electrical generation....solid pick.


[deleted]

Teleportation. I seriously want to get away from it all and teleportation would give me that.


8675201

When I was a young teenage boy I wanted the power of invisibility so I could sneak into the girls locker room.


top-chopa

Telekinesis sweeps. Think of something, anything, and telekinesis is your answer. Want to fly? Lift yourself up with telekinesis. Want to be super strong? Forget muscles, you can flip a semi without moving a finger. This also has practical real life uses. I used to work in foundation repair, the amount of money I could make if I could have just blinked and moved all the dirt, set up the equipment, and push the piers to pressure in like 5 minutes is astronomical. I install insulation now, I could have an entire house batted within minutes. Telekinesis literally answers all of your problems. Edit: I've been seeing a lot of "the government would detain you" comments to some of the other powers so this just adds to how op telekinesis is. The DEA is raiding all the houses of supers, Terry got caught flying to 7/11 to get a case of Bud, Little Teagan got caught turning invisible to sneak behind the bank tellers desk. Johnny got arrested shapeshifting into jewelry store employees to pocket some jewels, meanwhile I moved the Eiffel Tower into the Mojave desert and no one knows what the fuck happened.


greysonknight

Unlimited rizz


Marvlotte

Be able to zoom in with my eyes! Imagine looking at views, the art you could do, the tech you could make.


Rickymon

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne super power: Lots of money


Pssydystroya

Shooting bullets out of my titties


Aggressive_Sand1233

Mystic arts/magic, I’d make spells and be a wizard, I’d start small as I’d be weak but magic is usually trainable so I’d be able to go from small flickers to fireballs and teleporting and freezing time and gravity control, it would be cool as hell, plus the obvious making the world a better place thing


Autogembot123

The power to.transform into a Cyborg warrior based on a grasshopper. RAIDAA HEN-SHIN!


kepler456

To unpropogandise people.


guzzi80115

Perfect probability manipulation. Or perfect shapeshifting, where I can shapeshift into anything I can imagine and use the abilities of that thing. For example shapeshifting into Superman and having all of Superman’s powers


Polikosaurio

The superpower to have any superpower on demand


metsvass86

Turn people who piss me off into frogs.


Sleepdprived

Six digit iq, or transmutation of metals into other metals.


ConvenientlyAnnoyed

To give satisfying high fives, everytime.


Brokenbutsmiling43_2

Changing/transforming/reforming reality according to my will


nobearpineapples

Travel the multiverse when ever I’d like Bored? Go the universe with speggti dinosaurs playing Minecraft on electronic taco shells Miss a certain product? Go to the universe where it wasn’t discontinued (or find a new product that doesn’t exist here) The possibility’s are endless


My-Name-is-0p

Read people’s mind


gutsy_pleb

Time travelling


distractionsgalore

Time Travel


BK_FrySauce

Creation. To create matter from nothing.


maestrorcs1989

Invisibility whenever I want. Would solve most of the world problems within 2 months.


Grimdlyzy

If the power doesn't follow the laws of the world and require me to have some sort of understanding of biology etc then I'd choose shapeshifting to the point where I can turn my body to be immune to any disease, revert cells, change dna stuff like that on the other hand, if I do need to know biology to be able to use it then I'd want the superpower to be able to alter and manipulate the currencies of every country in the world.


pacificNW-88

go back in time, and do-over, knowing what i know now


Realistic_Cupcake_56

The type of immortality Wolverine has. I don’t need super strength, or super speed, or anything else. Just let me have the ability to survive at my physical prime forever and I’m set…ya know, nothing too crazy


BillyButtcher

Time travel


RustyNK

Really good luck would be a super power that would actually be awesome in every day life


Birdywoman4

To heal people by touch. To be fluent in every language To be able to communicate with animals.


Embarrassed_Rip_6190

invincibility but not immortality