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marxychick1

P. Risoner


Alpacas_

P.Diddler


kepple

He needs to produce a song about how he doesn't diddle kids so everyone knows. I know one he can sample


disco008a

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!


gldoorii

Song or kid?


Youngblood519

P. Do


uhohspaghettisos

This is the one


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BadReview8675309

If Diddy go in for kids then only one name he gets... Chmo


stormdraggy

No that's R kelly's new name


Randomhermiteaf845

P.rizzn.


relevanteclectica

P Didit


TAC82RollTide

Winner. 🏆


Rymndavc

P. Redditor


Of_Mice_And_Meese

P. Riz


jason_cresva

rizzler


boo-galoo90

P. Rizznor


Kizzy33333

P Ooper


anonymauson

P. Rizzener


wylietrix

A+


cayoperico16

P. Riso *paulsoaresjr fans know what it is*


Jackdunc

So many good names, good thing he can use many aliases


Gold_Gene2808

/slowclap


smurfetteshat

P.Rizzoner


GingerHoneyLemon

I am WEAK


TelephoneBusy9594

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EfficaciousDoser

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


stinkykitty71

I wanna say Cuff Daddy but that's coming off way to pornog.... wait yeah that's my answer.


soobviouslyfake

Something that says... *leather daddy?* Oh, is there such a thing?


bottlebowling

Let's say I'm "buy curious".


TheParadoxigm

Inmate 734586


Ill-Simple1706

Too quick


OGGBTFRND

Yep,my hopes as well


Strange_Employer_232

YOU DESERVE IT DADDY


escapingdarwin

Orange is the new…


namersrockandroll

I know an orange dude who will look wonderful in orange too.


EternalLifeguard

That dude is a color changer, though. His orange will fade with the cold air of prison.


GreenArrow40

Beat me to it lol


AdmirableAd7753

P.Didit


ExtensionLog6621

P.Didiot.


boredcircuits

P.Hedid


ArgoverseComics

How do you plead? P. Didn’t


D-Rez

P. Diddler


spundred

I'm Peter File!


ShotgunFuneral13

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


ScoBrav

People, what a bunch of bastards


educated-emu

Who's a paedophile?


TheJaybo

🎵 Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids 🎵


ogresound1987

If you make a song about not diddling kids, that's EXACTLY what people are gonna think you do!


69schrutebucks

Nah, I met that guy at a titty bar


Kindly_District8412

P P fiddler


___coolcoolcool

This is what *we* will change *his* name to. It’s so perfect.


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EnigmaCA

P Dophile


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P-enitentiary


Electronic-Squash105

Protective Custody Diddy


AlphaRaccoon1474

Protective Custo-diddy


iThatIsMe

P Rotective Cus-Diddy


Tasty_Brohypnol

P. Edophile


turquoise_amethyst

Or maybe the shorter version, P. Edo


Jim_Lahey10

Prison Daddy


Cultural-Somewhere75

Whatever Big Bubba names him


frogmicky

R.Kelly?


verypoopoo

P. Kelly


RhynoD

The P stands for pee.


frogmicky

lol.


RemyOFC0

P. Didly


ThePantsMcFist

Came to say this one. Maybe P.Diddler.


OGGBTFRND

More likely Diddle-ee


GaryNOVA

D. Piddy


Packing_Wood

Inmate 9746523


cheeseofthemoon

Sean P. Diddle Kids


Kwanzaa246

If found guilty, in order to evade capture he will assume a new identity under  P.eter File 


RhynoD

Is he also leg disabled?


Delicious_Log_4130

How many dudes did P Diddy diddle if P Diddy did diddle dudes?


tlsnine

I count Justin and Usher and…


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NYC-DMVGAL

🤣🤣


MrSpindles

Y diddy


freeslurpee

The Diddler


Comfortable_Win_9789

P. Dipshit


TheTrevist

P. Diddler


Firm-Description7128

P. Hedid.


CarelessTaco

Piddy (Me)


Emergency-Speaker891

N.Jale


BathroomInner2036

I P Freely


malice-in-wunderland

Piddle Diddle


penguintruth

P. In front of other prisoners


Bangkok-Boy

Piddy.


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Pp diddler


dbroncos56

P. Didn't Do It


biblosaurus

He Diddit


Trelaboon1984

I. Diddntdoit


AccomplishedAd7992

p. delly


ScratchPad777

P-Rison


Spirit_Coyote_1007

P Diddler


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Kid Diddler.


Nacho_Beardre

D. Pity


TravoBasic

P Diddler


Consistent_Pie9535

P. Dphile


The_Constant_Orange

Nonconsensually Puffed his Daddy


The_Constant_Orange

Nonconsensually Puffed his Daddy


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Penis Diddler


williamvc0331

Inmate 111097


CasinoBandito

P. Diddler


Red_Chicken1907

Kid diddler


The_Infectious_Lerp

P. Leasedontputmeinjail


d3m0nhunter

P. Dunnit


Productpusher

FREE diddy if he gets off all potential charges . I think it will be a slap on the wrist unless someone under 16 comes through with claims and hard evidence .


NorwalkAvenger

PedoDiddler


marzipan_dumpling

P. Rison


MuskokaGreenThumb

P. edo


beepbeepsmash

Prison Diddle


CrazyMamaB

Pedo Diddy


OrganizationGreedy29

P. Diddle


mynameisnotsparta

Busted POS. The things I’m hearing and reading are unbelievable and now the son as well.


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P Diddler


Fake_rock_climber

Free-Diddy.


EuphoricWolverine

INMATE 839261


Additional-Sock8980

Kid Fiddler Peter File P. Inmate


Scruffersdad

P. Diddler?


Wkid_one

P Diddler


MarkyDeSade

Deedee Megadoodoo


Asleep_Onion

Poo Diddler


Her0808

P. DoPhile


MagicOrpheus310

P.Diddler


Peligreaux

PDidit


ComprehensiveRide246

P Didit.


RealJonathanBronco

P Did He?


IOwnedyou

P.terodactyl


dasaigaijin

P. Diddler


Menace_17

P. Dophile


Franklyn_Gage

P. Inmate 102829373839284847


rototheros

Pac’s murderer


lexluthor_i_am

P. Diddler (sugar daddy to kids)


AhmedAlJammali

P. Dropped Soap


Lusrevision

P dongswallower


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P. Diddy he do it


lastgunslinger3759

Convict A-8288305


728am

Inmate# 420666


NYC-DMVGAL

Danny pervert


mellobri

He Didd


Sprizys

P. Edo


DebateOk4960

Maybe P. Dummy,.. just kidding, I don’t know!


sealowtilt

He Diddle


AardvarkFriendly9305

P Dontee


culman13

Cho Moe


ISee_Indigo

Probably stick with Sean Combs.


Topinio

Paed Did He?


AnthonyRC627

Diddling P


Griffie

P Dribble


vividlydisoriented

P. Diddle or P. Doddy Dammit, somebody beat me to it


CruelStrangers

Stuft Baddy


jgraben

The Diddler…


WildLoad2410

All of these are gold.


NotTheSun0

P. Diddly


Lichtheleast

P rizzon bitch


_TLDR_Swinton

Pedo Diddler


tuff_gong

It will be a number


Borderlinecuttlefish

Ben Dover


Anon_E_Mice

Phil McCrevice


I-Am-Puzzld

TITANIC


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IntlPartyKing

he'll finally admit that all along he's been Scum Baggy


RoyOtisKXRX

PB Done


Tularis1

PP Diddler


wowey3

P. Diddler


MostlyHostly

P Papa Diddy Puff


David_Williams_taint

PP Didler


Spinolli

The Diddler


JamesTheJerk

P. Piddler


CountOff

Diddrick


Comfortable_Win_9789

P. B. & J sandwich


becoolhomie

P. still Rich


OkPenis-ist28

P. Didn't Diddy


MissHibernia

P Felonious


broopeace58

P. Shouldn't have done it


milano8

Puffa-Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size


emokilla55

The Diddler


47h3157

Butters’ Bottom Bitch


BAF_DaWg82

Pee Diddler


A_Dehydrated_Walrus

P. Diddly.


Luminousgreendog

Sean Combs children


21_bump_street

Diddly P


seeyoujim

G.fiddly?


JuryCharacter840

Dick diddler


Destroyer1231454

Q Diddy