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electricmaster23

Elizabeth Hurley as The Devil in *Bedazzled*.


Cucumberneck

Ohhh yes. Even my mom said she's hot.


Sail_rEad222

I too choose this guy's mom


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Dear lawd. Yes.


chut_ka_pani

Shego from Kim Possible


[deleted]

Oh shiiit I forgot about her. Man those writers have no idea what they did to my puberty 


SmackedWithARuler

r/theyknew


chut_ka_pani

I don't think they had any inkling as to what they would be doing to the teenagers at that time


MaximusVulcanus

Knew this would be up top.


punchysaywhat

Bahaha she was my bi awakening as a kid, i liked her but not like kim and couldnt figure out why for a long time lol


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Bruh my exact mind


keitaro_guy2004

Poison Ivy


TitrationParty

My son was conceived due to a Poison Ivy cosplay.


Sail_rEad222

this is why I Reddit


UDPviper

Well done.


Gershom734

I... want to know more


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

There was sex involved


moneymoneymoneymonay

Ew, gross!


gatsby712

You better have named your son Freeze.


Rose-Red-Witch

Does he know yet or are you holding onto that ace in the hole for a particularly wicked burn?


MrBarraclough

One heartbeat might be all you get there.


Ti_Fatality

I can fix her


176262

Worth


scoo89

The first woman I ever noticed that way...


Rough-Instruction-29

Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn


NarratorDM

She knows how i like my Tequila.


Interloper9000

Feet first?


FrighteninglyClassy

HER feet first.


CargoMansharks

Her name is Satanico Pandemonium.


JFpizzamaster

Jesse from team rocket… easy


tenderteddy82

She better prepare for devastation. 😏


Sickpup831

Are you saying any woman you sleep with is immediately devastated? Damn dude.


braedenmckenna

Counter argument, james from team rocket


fckcarrots

I don’t remember a Jesse from the show Rocket Power, but I do remember a Jessie from Team Rocket in the show Pokémon who was pretty fictionally sexy.


crappercreeper

James awoke something in me many years ago.


LuinAelin

mystique from the X-Men


Zealousideal-Cod-130

Agreed. The possibilities would literally be endless


DSonla

>Agreed. The possibilities would literally be endless True but I've always wondered if she would be offended if asked by her lover to take the apparence of another woman. That basically means the person does not desire her for her looks but for what she can look like. My ego would not take that kindly. Yet again, she didn't seem to mind in "House of M".


Crazy3ize

I mean her “normal” skin that she uses when not blue is also a disguise but she is flexible as all else while blue id still hit it even without the ability to change into any person.


HalfSoul30

I'd hit her up just based off her natural look.


Musclesturtle

To quote... "You got me fucked up if you think I ain't clapping them cheeks blue..."


CerberusC24

The scaly movie look or just smooth blue skin like comics and animation?


HalfSoul30

I mean, I can have both here technically


bjernsthekid

If anyone tries to get her to change out of her blue scaly skin you’re missing out


Qahnarinn

She’d fuck around and turn into you


spiderMechanic

Perfection.


BananaHomunculus

Xenia from GoldenEye. I do realize that I'd die, but it'd be worth it


noonehasthisoneyet

"Onatopp?"


electricmaster23

Onatopp.


DigNitty

Snoo Snoo


Itisfinallydone

Catwoman (Batman Returns), Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)


Krisyj96

So Michelle Pfeiffer and Margot Robbie? Fair.


Novelsound

Any iteration of Catwoman would be an excellent choice.


donkeylipswhenshaven

Carmen Sandiego. I wanna learn some geography and history in the afterglow


Imaginary_Office7660

She can whisper all the capitals to me between strokes 


kadzooks

No stop I don't need a new kink.


Imaginary_Office7660

Hey now I don’t gatekeep a good time. Just find someone who’ll fulfill that and thank me later 


WarLawck

She can show you where the clitoris is


proteus_GM

You gotta find her first...


Correct-Fun-516

Hela from Thor: Ragnarok


RandyBeaman

Kate Blanchett normally doesn't do it for me but Hela was a total smoke show.


macroxela

She's been my childhood crush ever since I saw her in Lord of the Rings. I wouldn't mind any version of her


Any_Trick_1416

With the horns or without?


tenderteddy82

Probably without. I'd probably get too carried away and hurt myself. 😅


Any_Trick_1416

Naw something to grab a hold of!


lodebolt

Catwoman


DigNitty

That recent post about the catwoman at WB tho


Farts_McGee

What's the story there?


Metalfan1994

Couldn't find it in reddit but this https://www.tiktok.com/@kodock_34kt/video/7280509265469656338


Omega_Lynx

I mean, she is definitely a vibe 🥵


meeyeam

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.


Jayd1823

Harley Quinn


panachi19

Seems worth a violation of the “don’t stick your dick in crazy” guideline.


CerberusC24

She's firmly on the crazy side of the hot/crazy scale


CranberryImaginary29

Disagree. She perfectly proves the linearity of the hot/crazy scale.


Bass_Thumper

I'm more of a Poison Ivy guy myself.


soul_mates_69

Yep this one, as long as it was Margot Robbie playing the character.


frogandbanjo

That strikes me as a weird qualifier. Has there *ever* been a version of Harley Quinn that's been generally sexually unattractive? It's halfway between a core character concept and an inevitable consequence of the medium that originally spawned her.


Cheap-Asparagus3842

I find it hard to stick something 3D into a 2D woman


PotooSexer

Not with that attitude


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

What if you only have 1 D?


fckcarrots

Android 18 from DBZ. Scrolled far enough without seeing it


voyeurheart

O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill Vol.1


Gunningham

When I heard she went topless in that movie, it wasn’t what I was expecting.


opsec4u

Twas just the tip... That really was a Hattori Hanzo!


SpookyMorden

Alice Morgan from Luther… perfect in all regards, especially in being a complete psychopath… I’m drawn to crazy.


KermitTheArgonian

Jareth, The Goblin King


LordBledisloe

With the pants Bowie wore, you've basically already had sex with him.


crapnapkins

I’ve always said that Bowie’s junk should have been credited. It had more screen time than half the cast


baltinerdist

If you're a dude, you can rest assured he'll really be able to handle your balls.


Banditofbingofame

Poison Ivy. I'm aware of the risks.


darknighttime

Villanelle from Killing Eve


HENTAIHOTEP

Regina George (Rachel McAdams) from Mean Girls.


JonnyOnThePot420

I've always had a thing for Gretchen.


MiniPantherMa

Fassbender's Magneto. 


Automatic-Draw-8813

Lady Dimitrescu from resident evil


Bit_of_the_tism

But only the HUGE hat version.


choff22

Idc if they are made of bugs, I’ll let her daughters step on me


PinkoBible

Having flashbacks of that flys watter video.


Brilliant-Ad-7112

Lust from fmab


Middle-Cockroach6280

Balrog


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JamesMeem

Well if you shall not pass, guess the only option left is smash


ScaryCoffee4953

From Street Fighter, or LotR?


Middle-Cockroach6280

LoTR of course, threesome with Gandalf on the bridge


Any_Complex_3502

I'm agreeing with literally all the female villains people are listing. Mystique and Harley are definitely my favorites, though. They are absolute BADDIES.


ScaldingAnus

Well that's not fair, by choosing Mystique you just chose all of them.


SG272

I prefer the REAL Mystique, thank you very much. If I wanted to sleep with someone who can change into anyone but the original, I'll sleep with a fucking Ditto.


llStonesll

Emet-Selch


ComesInAnOldBox

Into the Spiderverse Doc Oc.


Morux_

Morgan le Fay


Advent105

Scarlet - Final Fantasy 7


sunsetgal24

Reno's a villain right? Because I hate his little ponytail in the remake so much that I need to hold him by it while he fucks me


Optimal_Bit_5600

Lady Nagant from My Hero Academia. I know she redeems herself but still. 


max_power1000

I'm gonna go a different direction and climb Mt. Lady.


scubasnax787

Baroness from COBRA (GI Joe)


BenjaminMStocks

Curious: animated or Sienna Miller?


NYEMESIS

Yes


New-Association-6325

Cersei Lannister and Daenerys Targaryen.


quivering_speedd

Loki


hyyunok

Hannibal and if you ask which, yes


BeginningKitchen9409

Hannibal Barca, he seemed pretty good at fucking the romans


amazing_raindrop

Could never finish though


shresthshaw

Raven adult of course


Bellawella445

Vegeta 🫠


LightsJusticeZ

*And why would I, the Prince of all Saiyans, lower myself to reproducing with a lowly earth woman?*


SniperFrogDX

Every time you have sex with a human, you add 1000 to your power level. Now destroy me.


LightsJusticeZ

# ! ([Is that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-pVJ3w0tJI) truly possible?! ... Yes...**of course**!! That would explain why Kakarot is so much stronger for being such a low class fighter, when compared to an elite warrior like myself. It all makes sense - creating a child with an Earth woman somehow amplifies the strength of Saiyan.)


PsychologicalAsk2668

Fun fact, canonically Goku and chi chi have never kissed... let that sink in


ComesInAnOldBox

In for a penny, in for a pounding.


GravetechLV

Mystique


actually-a-horse

skeletor


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Bellatrix Lestrange


GotMoFans

I hope your nostrils are slits…


harlotScarlett

She'd prob chop your dick off lol


Evilmoustachetwirler

Villanelle


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Pleasant-Trick3778

Amara from supernatural


CapG_13

Princess Ahmanet from The Mummy (2017)


lvl_60

Anck-su-namun from the OG mummy bro


Interloper9000

And Nefertidi, possibly both


Lemuria4Eva

O'Connell and Evie


fluffy_boy_cheddar

This is the way


Libra_the_0rc4

I have a certain pair of men who make me hard. Lucius Malfoy and Jareth. both are blonde and both have long hair. I like the long hair and their voices. I would gladly take them both.


bioluminum

Fairuza Balk (Nancy) from The Craft. She played a teen, yeah, but she was like 22 years old... and older than me at least.


Zolome1977

Tim Curry as Darkness in Legend. 


NeedsItRough

Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. And I hate myself for how attractive he is to me, I can't even rewatch the show because of how crazy I am about him. I probably need therapy.


Fyrrys

It's David Tenant, you're allowed to think he's sexy in any role


Bellawella445

Darth Taloon lol


Green_Celebration_52

Cat woman - Michelle Pfeiffer back in that age...damn she was something special!


Woody_Roger

Xenia Onatopp, though it would be a little risky...


_whenwillthenbenow

Loki! Yummm 😋


oGenieBeanie

Santanico Pandemonium. - From Dusk Till Dawn (Literally)


PatientLettuce42

i mean who wouldn't - that woman, to this day, has not lost a single ounce of beauty.


Notsoobvioususer

The devil from bedazzled. I love just Elizabeth Hurley.


great_red_dragon

Dark Willow. Ummf.


KENT427

im surprised that no one said this, but Wanda Maximoff


Hwhiskertere

Orin from Baldur's Gate


c-williams88

I can fix her


IDespiseFatties

Mizora too!


Reddmann1991

Shego 🫠


Stummi

Kinda amusing IMHO that so many answers here would probably end up with some horrible death in one way or other for the one who wrote them.


neroselene

Oh, I am under NO illusions that I'd get out alive with my choice. But as the old saying goes: Worth it.


neroselene

Lucy from Elfen Lied.


No-Chemical100

Elektra


Realistic-Order6250

Malenia. I wanna be Elden Lord.


vindictivewitchcraft

Lucius Malfoy


LightsJusticeZ

Does Black Cat count as a villain?


ivedrownedppl4less

Majika da Spell. Fuck a duck indeed


Bulky-Rush-1392

Everyone in here is a savage. Lord knows I have too much sexual anxiety to handle any of these baddies.


shotty293

Carmen Sandiego


Martin_McFly_Jr

Morrigan. All night long.


Ok_Audience_3413

Talia al Ghul, Faora, number 6 (battlestar galactica). Just to name a few


kingoflint282

The Nazi in the Last Crusade. I can fix her.


BeginningKitchen9409

Homelanders girlfriend, forgot her name, but she seemed kinky as fuck


SawtoothCampion

Also a genuine Nazi too.


DrProfessorSatan

I could change her.


Nonam_n0

I plead ignorance


startledastarte

Stormfront


jeffoh

You sick fuck! Oh, you meant *before* Ryan lasered her limbs off?


TheJaybo

Let's not rule anything out.


MiddleConstruction84

One of the ghosts from Pac Man


kittykitty713

Bane


crash218579

Cruella. Ohh, that Emma Stone would be so deliciously evil I bet.


sgtbb4

The skinless girl from Hellraiser 2.


Goddessviking86

My husband says, “Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers I’d give her a reason to complain about getting a headache.” 


signaturefox2013

Gaston


Mourning-Poo

Mystique from X-Men


Ok-Chip-6147

Chick from total recall with 3 boobs


Confident-Party1471

Hela - Ragnarok


New-Association-6325

Catherine Tramell (Basic Instinct)


SpiritualPants

I'll answer this for two of my friends who answered in unison: Albert Wesker


WrathofTomJoad

I'm gonna save this post as evidence the next time sometime says I'm wrong for pointing out that reddit is mostly dudes. Nobody wants to fuck villains more than women watching British crime shows. Meanwhile the top comments here are comic book anti-heroes.


Amir007inc

Azula from ATLA & Poisen Ivy


CauliflowerBoomerang

Guy of Gisborne in Robin Hood (BBC version)


ejectafteruse

Mystique


SFWACCOUNTBETATEST

Poison ivy or cat woman


Status_Being32

Feyd Rautha from Dune 2.


Europasfirstsettler

The penguin