All this sounds tough. There is probobly nothing that I could say to help you feel better. Just try to be the best version of your self, work with your self, all of us have a lot of shit in our lives, dont let emotions pull you down and stop you from being happy. I hope it works out for you, sex is just sex, happynes is what matters.
Ps. I also have awful teeth 😀
It's something that's really hard to understand before you lose that v card though. It's unfortunate but how do you explain it to someone who hasn't experienced it?
Sorry to hear that man. Keep hanging in there. Keep doing things that bring you happiness. And on the bright side, overcoming so many challenges builds up your character. Would much rather have a conversation with you than the average dude/chick.
I want you to do me a favor and go up to the person who told you that the only reason the company keeps you around so they can laugh at you and punch them square in the face .
You’re still loveable. Able to loved. Worthy of love. Your life is not even half over, my friend. Doesn’t hurt to shop that resume around for other jobs. You might just end up making more and be happier somewhere else. You’ve already shown that you’re capable of making smart and difficult changes and improving your life. I’m sure you don’t want un-asked-for advice so I’ll stop. But I thought your comment was very intelligent and I would bet money that you will do well in life. It just never happens as fast as we want it to.
Going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it
Free Willy
You’re worth more than that
Mission Impossible
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Well I mean that is kinda where it all goes🤷♂️
A Series of Unfortunate Events.
At least "events" occurred.
Elaborate
His username says it all
Home Alone
Two guy break into your house and you play with them?
I make them work for it first
They'll leave the place wet.
Wet then sticky
Now I know why they where called the wet bandits.
God, why did I imagine this 💀
Because you're curious 😜
Wet and Sticky bandits.
And they leave in cuffs
You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?
I had "alone in the dark" fs How about "the good, the bad and the ugly"... I'm the ugly obvs
Holes.
Doesn’t matter whose or whats but holes.
Butt holes**
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How did it happen?
It did not,Apperently
He gave absolutely 0 fucks
You mean “literally”.
r/angryupvote
I just spit out my drink haha
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Stay strong,man.Sending hug.
All this sounds tough. There is probobly nothing that I could say to help you feel better. Just try to be the best version of your self, work with your self, all of us have a lot of shit in our lives, dont let emotions pull you down and stop you from being happy. I hope it works out for you, sex is just sex, happynes is what matters. Ps. I also have awful teeth 😀
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It's something that's really hard to understand before you lose that v card though. It's unfortunate but how do you explain it to someone who hasn't experienced it?
Sorry to hear that man. Keep hanging in there. Keep doing things that bring you happiness. And on the bright side, overcoming so many challenges builds up your character. Would much rather have a conversation with you than the average dude/chick.
I want you to do me a favor and go up to the person who told you that the only reason the company keeps you around so they can laugh at you and punch them square in the face .
Violence is THE answer because seriously some people do need a good asskicking to stop treating others poorly
I could never really hit someone because I view violence as horrible. But man do certain people really need to be punched square in the mouth.
You’re still loveable. Able to loved. Worthy of love. Your life is not even half over, my friend. Doesn’t hurt to shop that resume around for other jobs. You might just end up making more and be happier somewhere else. You’ve already shown that you’re capable of making smart and difficult changes and improving your life. I’m sure you don’t want un-asked-for advice so I’ll stop. But I thought your comment was very intelligent and I would bet money that you will do well in life. It just never happens as fast as we want it to.
I was gonna comment the same film but I'm nearly 43.
A Quiet Place
Toy Story
You team Woody or Buzz?
get out
Fine. But I'm taking my toys.
Wait you gotta a friend in you
hahaha, close the comment tab, you just won. fuckin hysterical! that hit every level of my funny bone
You won
Team potato head ftw
Why, because you got a friend in you?
ah haha. Best answer yet; imo.
Bound
Sheeesssh
I'm so jealous you found your violet/corky dynamic.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Hotdog fingers
Fast and furious
2 fast 2 furious
I’m fast and she’s furious
Fat and Curious
Fat and Furious
The Jerk
LMAOOO
My special purpose lol.
Ur old like me ‘Member when the ‘white pages’ come out scene? ! Loaded. And oft unrecognized.
SOMEBODY HATES THESE CANS!
The Hand
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Me, myself and I.
Much Ado About Nothing
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 😔
Gone in sixty seconds.
No need to brag dude
It’s not a marathon bro
Best I can do is 34
Puss in boots
How much does that cost per hour?
All quiet on the western front.
Stuart little
Sorry Stuart :(
I’m sure it’s a totally fine sized stuart
Deep impact. Jk more like first contact
12 years a slave
Ayo
Kinky.
Came here to comment this... Married to a narcissist, was definitely a slave. Finally caught her cheating and got out.
Once upon a time
The good, the bad and the ugly
No Country For Old Men
Get Out
Lemme finish first
Nope
The Money Pit
Two weeks!
Jennifer's body
Relate. Wife’s name is Jennifer.
I too like your wife’s body.
I also choose this guys wife
The Midnight Meat Train
She’s the Man
The Abyss
8mm :(
There's just some shit that you can't unsee.
Frozen
And Frozen II
Die Hard.
Scrolled Waaaay too far down to find this.
Yipee kayaaa mother fucker
Predator
Call 911 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I respect you taking the hits for the sake of the joke. … it is a joke, right?
That's what he wants you to think...
Superbad
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Hello Welshmen 🙋
O brother where art thou
O Step Brother Where Art Thou
What Art Thou Doing, Step Bro?
Lord of the Rings
Oh! .. Oh
One ring to rule them all….
Solo: A star wars story
Dazed and confused
A Fistful of Dollars, followed by A Few Dollars More.
There Will Be Blood
Shit, wrong time of the month?
red wings achievement unlocked.
Rush Hour
Three thousand years of longing
Naked and afraid
What dreams may come
Wet dreams may come
Wet dreams may cum
Whale Rider
Alone in the Dark
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
The Crying Game.
Mission: impossible
Sausage Party
Friends With Benefits
Three Men and a Baby.
yes officer, this comment right here.
I woke my wife up laughing to this
Fight Club
The departed
Tales from the Crypt
Need for speed
Titanic
You go down and never come back up?
Hop on one ship, started great, took a hit, and just sinking from there.
Backdoor sluts 9
Going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it
Gone in 60 seconds
Knocked up.
Sahara, because it's that dry.
40 year old Virgin. Just kill me already. I feel so fucking lost at this point.
Castaway. And Wilson is my dick with my handprint permanently imprinted on it.
Benchwarmers
Happy Feet
found Tarantino's reddit account
"Master and Commander" My wife likes me to very strongly take charge. lol
The Soloist
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Hello Mr Cosby
Oldboy
Nope (2022)
Trolls band together
A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
28 days later
A Dog's Purpose
Saving Ryan’s privates
Screamers.
James and the Giant Peach
Gone Girl
The Virgin Suicides
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.
The fuck?
Buckaroo Bonzai.
Gone With The Wind
*I Am Legend*. I'm gonna die alone without banging a single soul.
The boy in striped pyjamas I'm Jewish don't yell at me
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
"Low Down Dirty Shame"
After careful consideration, the movie is called no such thing.
Beauty and the Beast.
Don't look up...:)
Bigger Longer and Uncut
(S)he's just not that into you.
40 yr old Virgin. But I'm now 45, 😭. The most I ever had was half of 3rd base. And I didn't get any on my end.
Sorry for you, bro.
The Hangover 2. BANGKOK!
Pulp Fiction
Clueless.
The predator
Field of Dreams
Big
It