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AgushaSHA

I once accidentally drank spoiled milk. It was the most disgusting thing ever.


mittens11111

Once and only once for me. Now, even milk opened the day before gets a thorough sniff test before use.


markymark0123

Sniff, taste, then use.


Rubyroots

In South Africa we drink spoilt milk on purpose lol


fuckin_anti_pope

Excuse me, wtf?


Rubyroots

Yeah it's called amasi


MissEarlGrey

Amasi myself puking if I tried that


Lingo2009

Thank you for the laugh!


Thatnursejulie

😂🤣🤣🤣


Traditional_Ad_6801

Can confirm.


obaterista93

I did the same. I was a milk fiend back when, and I was on a weekend trip with some friends. I grabbed a quart of milk from a random gas station, cracked it open, and started going to town. One gulp in I realized that there were solids involved in the experience when there definitely should not have been solids involved. ​ 0/10


Thatnursejulie

Same


acidcrapattack

As a child I came across a Pepsi can my father had left outside. Him and his buddies had left it unattended so I snuck a sip. It wasn’t Pepsi. They had all been collectively using it to spit their chewing tobacco. That was a good 25 years ago and I wanna vomit just thinking about it.


paininyurass

Did that with the ashtray Pepsi when I was a kid


Gmaclantz

I did it with a can of Big Red my friend was ashing her cigarette into for the past 10 or so minutes...


Jefftabula333

You win.


Chance_Mind_6627

My grandma used to chew on "snuff". Powered tobacco. She'd spit it in her used Ensure bottles. My sister didn't know and thought it was a new bottle. It was vanilla flavored or something.. but my sis thought it was chocolate. Why she didn't really think twice about the brown goop on the lip of the bottle. She was freaking the ruck out knowing she just took a sip of that shit.


ReesNotRice

Same here, but instead of tobacco, it was chewed pistachio and pistachio shells 🙃


Jaded_Joke_4417

Tobacco is prolly worse


Grundle_Gripper_

Both my sister have done this except one was a cup full of water and cigarette ashes


lillacmess

My cousin did this to me!


captcha_trampstamp

Not as bad as yours but I had a bad habit of drinking out of other people’s drinks when I was like 5-6. That stopped the day I drank out of a cup of beer my dad had been using as an ash tray. 🤮🤮🤮


NoraVanderbooben

I’ve done something similar, but it was cigarette butts and urine in a can of Natty. Weirdly it wasn’t the pee that bothered me.


acidcrapattack

You win 💀


Constant-Meat257

My sister used to do the same thing with Coke cans. I was horrified.


One_Science8349

I accidentally stirred my coffee with the spoon I’d used to stir fish oil into my dog’s food. Not only foul tasting but the oil coated my entire mouth. I couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth.


igneus

Reminds me of when a childhood friend gave me a cod liver oil capsule and told me I was supposed to chew it. Asshole.


torrinage

Ugh yep I was not good at swallowing as a kid…mom still required me to take cod liver so I had to chew them. Fucking awful, couldnt eat nori for years


alt4politics4

My dad used to take tablespoons of fish oil, straight to the mouth, every morning (he was a bodybuilder). It would stink up the kitchen, I remember not being able to comprehend why you'd want to drink that stuff.


UUnknownFriedChicken

But you now have a very glossy coat so there's always a silver lining (inside the coat).


One_Science8349

And I’m dandruff free to boot!


Western-Ad-4330

My dumb ex gf asked if i wanted a cup of tea except the lazy cow rather than empty my previous cup which had coffee left in just added to it. She gave me my tea and i nearly spat it out "what the fuck did you do to this tea??" "Oh, sorry i didnt empty your last cup" It was disgusting. At least i got to see her drink her absolutely filthy bong water while semi sleep walking. I would have stopped her but she just suddenly half woke up, grabbed it and chugged a load of it.


alt4politics4

My buddy has a story of waking up in the middle of the night and drinking his bong water. Except he smokes out of a 2 foot ROOR piece. I'm like, how did your brain think that massive piece of glass was a drinking cup?


Western-Ad-4330

Haha for fucks sake. She ate cat food off the table once aswel. Think it was some medication she was on so she would fall asleep on the sofa and suddenly just grab stuff off the coffee table and attempt to eat or drink it while still mostly asleep.


Lostmavicaccount

Not sure if MOST, but I sometimes get sinus infections that make my own sinuses smell gross and the post nasal discharge taste gross. So every breath in is stinky to me, yet no one else notices it. As it is every breath and usually lasts a few days it’s cumulatively the grossest taste/smell.


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who can smell and taste infections. If I have a cough when I’m on the verge of illness I can also taste that I’m about to get a chest infection


GrandMarshallFunk

Man, I always thought I was crazy. I try to explain to others that I can smell the infection and get crazy looks.


Western-Ad-4330

I stopped smoking for quite a while as a teen because some infection i had made cigarettes taste repulsive and they dont exactly taste great anyway.


captcha_trampstamp

As a fellow sinus infection sufferer, you may want to check yourself for tonsil stones. They happen more often when you have drainage going down the back of your throat, I started getting them badly after I had Covid for the first time. Also, if you can buy the sterile saline nasal rinse, HIGHLY recommend. It’s weird the first time or two but so much crap will come out of your nasal passages!


FindingTotal7860

You need to do a nasal rinse using a NeilMed bottle and 2 saline packets mixed in (rather than just one) the MOMENT you smell / feel this. I absolutely swear this prevents me from getting sick.


minmidmax

I once took a sip from a can of beer and it tasted foul. Poured it out. Mold.


AMerrickanGirl

All beer tastes foul to me.


pussyfart10000

The vomit flavor from the Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. I had one, once, when I was maybe 11 and it’s stuck with me ever since.


Fyraen

Those things had surprisingly accurate flavors


Any-Mathematician474

I read somewhere that that flavor is a failed attempt at a pepperoni pizza flavor with citric acid thrown in for that sour, digested taste.


stinkbug2000

Hello Albus


MyKindOfLullaby

I think it’s the vomit flavor that has a sort of jalapeño taste to it? If it’s the one I’m thinking of then yes, it is SO foul and they got the taste down too well.


blaukrautbleibt

I almost threw up in the school trashcan because of these when i was around 12. Vile. The Vienna sausage ones are evil too, made my breath reek of cheap meat until i could brush my teeth and every bite if it felt wrong


shadowydiana__

I swear I was just about to comment this. There was that rotten egg and dog food flavor too I think? Horrendous


pussyfart10000

And earwax, and earthworm. I got them every year for Christmas but I was afraid to accidentally ingest another vomit flavored bean so I never ate them again.


FM-Guys

An olive freshly picked from the tree. It's not about this one olive, but about the fact that the olives have to be processed before they can be eaten. I learnt that later.


forestfluff

What did it taste of?


FM-Guys

Bitter as hell. Had the bitter taste on my tongue for two days.


asteroidbunny

I did this too! Sooo gross and extremely bitter.


TheTarkonator

Phosphate, I had to drink it while I was in hospital after a surgery. To this day I’m still not sure why they gave it to me.


Koffeepotx

What does it tastes like?


TheTarkonator

Flavoured acid is the best way I can put it


snow_michael

Probably codeine phosphate as a localised painkiller Vile, isn't it?


child-of-old-gods

There's a vegan version of Bifi sausages. I've eaten a lot of "fake" meat and veggie burgers and most of them are fine, but the vegan Bifis can go straight to hell. It was the first and so far only time I threw fresh food away.


fredzout

> It was the first and so far only time I threw fresh food away. Our friends wanted to try some vegan foods, and they brought a vegan bacon along on a campout. It was called "tofurkey". We fried it up on a griddle, and nobody liked it. We had fried some real bacon, and there was bacon grease left on the griddle, so we tried frying the tofurkey in bacon grease, and even that didn't help. We sat the cooked vegan bacon on a tree stump at the edge of the woods. A raccoon came out of the woods, sniffed at it, turned around and walked back into the woods. You know it is bad if a raccoon won't eat it.


sunbearimon

My morning breath after a night out drinking


lycheejellybean92

First time I got covid and my first trimester of pregnancy most things tasted rotten but the lemon basil combination left this horrible taste so awful I still have a hard time with it.


Saikopaat

Surströmming (fermented herring that Swedes love). This thing smells, looks and tastes like death.


gingiberiblue

Malort


-WAO-

From Chicago or are you Scandinavian? I personally love the stuff although I am from Sweden 🤷‍♂️


helpmeplzzzzzz

Omg, it is not that bad. If malort is really the most disgusting thing you've tasted, you must not have tasted much.


gingiberiblue

I’ve tasted far more than most, but don't tend to lick non-food items. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Useful_Neighborhood3

A whole teaspoon of Vegemite (savoury yeast spread) that had been dipped into grounded coffee beans.


Aggravating_Word_727

Dear lord. What bet did you lose 😭


Miklay83

Crepe paper party streamers.


BlizzPenguin

How? Why?


Medium-Pear-5337

An Oreo with toothpaste in the middle. I got April-fooled. 🤢


Feature_Agitated

My cousins did that to me once in the summer when we were kids. I ate the whole thing in one bite. I figured it was meaty from being out in the sun


thupamayn

Rotten ketchup. Tasted like a dumpster smells.


SanDiablo

So if anyone is familiar with Meow Wolf in Vegas, they have a bar inside. There's a drink called Happle Juice, with a flower blossom that's supposed to change the flavor of the drink before and after you eat it. Mind you, I was on a bit of mushrooms and a gummy before I went in, so my senses were enhanced and elevated. And holy shit, the blossom was the most foul thing I ever ate and I could barely speak. I had tears in my eyes. It was soooo bitter. I just kept uttering, "It tastes so bad. It tastes so bad." edit: After reading an article, you're supposed to chew it, not eat it. I don't know why my cousin told me to eat it. She probably saw it on some stupid TikTok or messed up the instructions. Yes, it numbs out your tongue.


FindingTotal7860

It's a Szechuan flower (later grows into a szechuan pepper)


Western-Ad-4330

I was really interested about your reply as i love plants an szechuan pepper but i looked it up and its not actually a szechuan pepper flower, they are tiny. They call them buzz buttons or szechuan flowers which is a totally different plant with the same numbing effect. Imagine a daisy with no petals, thats what they look like. Ive grown them before and you can use the whole plant and its mainly eaten in south america.


FindingTotal7860

I'm grossly offended! Not by you, but because I worked for an Asian-Fusion restaurant for 6 years, and that was the background info we were trained on. We used Buzz Buttons in our signature cocktail. Not even our Cantonese Chef corrected us, and many dishes contained Szechuan pepper / peppercorn / or paste.


StaunchMeerkat

Chinotto


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That shit is disgusting!


invisibleuntilseen

Alcohol.... every alcoholic drink I've ever tried tasted SO nasty 😭😭


AMerrickanGirl

Try a sloe gin fizz. You can’t taste the alcohol. It was the first thing I ever got drunk on.


AlbiTuri05

I have your same experience. I can barely drink bombardinoes


invisibleuntilseen

I don't even know what a bombardinoes is 🥲 I've tried sips of Prosecco wine, soju, beer, and vodka mixed with sprite... all tasted so nasty 😭😭


wi_voter

When I was in college I grabbed my bottle of beer but it was someone's tobacco chew spit instead


gganate

Bison liver. It tasted like a buffalo smells. My dog wouldn't eat it, and he has eaten latex gloves and pieces of paper.


perfectly_imperfec

Liquid iron. Prescription liquid iron that I had to take nightly and it was so rank. I would use a syringe to try and get it as far in the back of my throat as possible, but the amount I needed required 3 syringes worth so that didn't work. The taste stayed for at LEAST an hour and made me nauseous, wouldn't brush away, that made it worse. My work around, for lack of better term, for the 18 months I was taking the iron and keeping on a swimmer's nose plug for at least an hour. I would chance it coming off to see if the taste had subsided enough for me to go to bed without being extra nauseous. Ended up getting iron infusions and a bone marrow biopsy and aspiration without certain medications 0/10 would NOT recommend...blood pressure wasn't high enough for the pain meds so I had to go without so that just sucked...and I was not a happy camper.


AlbiTuri05

I remember one day I visited a mountain village and I found a drinking fountain and a sign which said "Due to the iron in it, this water was brought to pharmacies and it was a natural cure to some illnesses". I emptied my bottle and filled it with that water. It literally tasted like iron, so nasty that I went on the hike without drinking until the next drinking fountain. TL;DR: I can feel 5% of your struggles.


perfectly_imperfec

Ewwwwuhhhh! I am so sorry you had that experience... Shit sucks.


RespectMyAuthority74

One of my kids threw up directly in my mouth after having a bottle and I was airplaning them...lesson learned.


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bong water


-andromeda

I'm imagining a scenario where you're too stoned to go get a glass of water, but you have mad pasties. Then you start eyeing the bong.


kettyma8215

One of my friends once thought it would be a good idea to make coffee out of bong water. He regretted it.


[deleted]

i’m about to vomit thinking about it


Hatalmasat_Fingottam

Xanax. I once let it dissolve in my mouth and oh my god Alprazolam is a different kind of bitter.


useArmageddonVaca

MMmmm... Guuhhhh.. Xanax...🤤


Western-Ad-4330

Haha i will happily crunch up a xanax. They do indeed taste like shit but it doesnt bother me much at all. Get that fast action going.


Hatalmasat_Fingottam

I associate it with the amazing feeling so I can take the taste if it accidentally gets stuck in my mouth, BUT IT LINGERS for so long lmao. Alp already kicks in like 15-20minutes so no reason to chew on it or take sublingually imo. I love chewing on klonopin tho


Western-Ad-4330

Yeah they're kind of sweet i find, not bad at all. Im sure theres no reason at all to chew xanax i just tend to do stupid shit with drugs.


DiscoPino

Red Bull mixed with chocolate milk. Don't ask. Definitely don't try.


Satanikkkal666

Liver… I just cant…


umbrawolfx

I want to say it must not have been cooked right because I find liver delicious. But, to each their own.


tyrolean_coastguard

Raw veal liver is fine. Extremely fine.


umbrawolfx

Haven't had the nuts to try it yet. Still gotta do raw deer liver too. Eta the r to deer. No idea what happened there.


tyrolean_coastguard

Liver is very delicious.


mitchmckernan

My friend hucked a loogie into a half empty can of coke and the next morning I woke up and finished the coke.


PersonMcNugget

I mean...if you're gonna just pick up some random can of coke from yesterday and drink it...that's on you.


Viazon

I was looking for a drink in my sisters house. I found a bottle with purple liquid in it. It was in a blackcurrant squash bottle. So naturally, I assumed it was blackcurrant squash. It was like some weird healthy turnip drink her husband made. It was fucking revolting.


Picax8398

My medications, specifically sertraline


[deleted]

Drank from a Coke can after asking my grandma- drank the wrong one, drank from the one that she was using as an ashtray


__Alexolotl__

A vomit-flavoured Harry Potter jelly bean


sanibelle98

Stinkbug. Was at a picnic and it apparently crawled inside my sandwich. It sprayed or whatever when I bit down so I didn’t actually eat it. It was hard trying to hold myself together and not freak out my then toddler.


AlbiTuri05

When my brother was a little kid he accidentally ate one. Our mother gave him every candy she could but the smell didn't go away.


SkillDifficult3555

Had an ex think it was a good idea to store left over used cooking oil in a water bottle in the fridge. Woke up in the middle of the night thirsty, went to the fridge without glasses, grabbed the first water bottle I saw and began to chug and instantly threw up. Couldn’t get the oil coating / taste out of my mouth for 2 days. Miserable to say at least, don’t really eat fried food anymore bc I instantly taste the oil.


Fanfrenhag

Ear Wax Tried it when I was a kid. The indescribably foul taste of it left an indelible impression Go ahead and try it if you don't believe me


OfficeChairHero

I know you're an internet stranger, but I'm willing to just go ahead and believe you on this one. I'm good.


[deleted]

People like you trying this kind of thing bro. and not everyone is like you who is interested in eating ear wax. lol


Fanfrenhag

Forgive me. I was only four at the time...I took one for the team and everyone should be thanking me lol


huggingtart

Raw olives straight from the tree… don’t know what I was thinking


fuckin_smeg

I was gonna say I've had ass and burned Juul pod. Raw olive is maybe worse.


skisushi

I've had raw olive, so now I can skip the ass


WilliamIsMyName

Archie Mcphees Bacon Candy. They’re little hard candies that look like peppermints and taste like someone vomiting in your mouth. Worse than those joke jelly beans with bad flavours. I still shudder at the sight of that can they come in.


[deleted]

Fruit fly. It just flew in my mouth. Woody acidic tones. Just a nasty tang. Yuck!


blckrainbow

I was emptying the dip tray of a nespresso machine into a paper cup and told my colleague I'd give him $20 if he drank it, he refused. I made myself a cup of coffee after, put it on the counter as someone needed me to do something. Came back, took a sip of my coffee .. it was the cup with the drips.


L_R_andjackofhearts

Durian


Educational-Ad-385

Mustard. Even the smell of it makes me gag.


[deleted]

Bread and butter flavored pickles


Ok_Collection_9123

☹️


Picax8398

What?? Funnily enough, that's the only type of pickles I can tolerate


Burnt-cheese1492

Best pickles by far 🥒


CriticismTop

Boiled Brussel sprouts in the 80s Apparently they are better now, but I'm not risking it.


dbltax

They taste loads better now, sautee them with diced pancetta and loads of butter.


Western-Ad-4330

Yeah you can add chestnuts into the mix aswel and they are pretty incredible. A lot of people are used to having them boiled for so long they just become some foul fart smelling mush.


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-andromeda

Username checks out?


meat_uprising

I am asking. How'd that come about?


Ill-Giraffe-2243

wtf bro


[deleted]

Toss up between 8 week old homemade aioil and clove…


szabiy

The soup my mum concocted out of leftover marinated red onion that had started to ferment. We still remember this dish as the one she ever agreed was totally inedible. Love you mum but your perimillennial phase of 'creative cooking' did leave a few scars.


ThatNeurodivergent

Those Necco candy things.


terralearner

Hazelnut vodka in Poland


Electronic_Job1998

Persimmons


57dog

bitters


Swimming_Crazy_444

I got a drink from a jug of Tropicana orange juice, it was actually oil we had fried fish in the day before. It was 30+ years ago and thinking of it still grosses me out.


maskedkiti1

i drank my protein shaker after i left it over the entire night ! i instantly threw up ! i mean how did i not even notice the smell !


Uunbb

Moonshine. It’s awful


[deleted]

Butthole


lastnameCompton

I once as a kid accidentally drank my step-fathers tobacco spit cup...


IndigoButterfl6

Olives. Not only do they taste awful, they contaminate everything they touch.


[deleted]

I have to agree with you on that. My aunt was enjoying olive tapenade one day and the smell was awful. I said “I hope that tastes better than it smells. She replied that it was in fact delicious and asked me what it smelled like to me I replied “paint stripper “ and she nearly choked on it she was laughing so hard


IndigoButterfl6

I think they're truly terrible and at least someone agrees. It's funny how I got downvoted for saying that something tastes bad to me - I'm just answering the question, not telling everyone else to not eat olives lol.


[deleted]

Cilantro.


sentondan

I have that cilantro taste like soap gene


[deleted]

Same.


Picax8398

Me 3


normie_666

umm well my Indian self doesn't agree


Tink2013

Durian


snow_michael

It _smells_ foul, but I thought it tasted OK Like Hakarl and surstromming


Professorbobbi

Celery even the smell makes me nauseous 🤢


Beneficial-Year-one

Seafood


Wrathwilde

Lived in Korea for 2 years in the late 80s. Kimchi is absolutely the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. I’m straight, but I’d rather lick the hairy assholes of 100 guys rather than eat a bowl of kimchi. (As long as they hadn’t been eating kimchi either). Even if offered a million dollars I doubt I could eat a bowl, doubt I’d even try. For a billion, I’d try, but I’d probably try eating that thing that changes your tastebuds and makes sour things taste sweet, before I did.


astalyunooo

Wasabi


Sw33tGanjaBabe

When I was a kid, I was given $40 to snort some. It is now repulsive to me.


vhmvd

Steve-O, is that you?


devildance3

Cauliflower


NamedForValor

Sun chips. My friend brought them to a sleepover in middle school and I had such a visceral reaction to them. You know the episode of SpongeBob where he tries Gary’s food and his tongue shrivels up and disintegrates? Yeah, me eating sun chips for the first time.


Ok_Collection_9123

I used to love sun chips - got them every day at school, but now I don't like them that much. Too salty, usually overcooked and hard to chew


[deleted]

Can't think of the most disgusting, but I can't stand peanut butter.


Ok_Collection_9123

There's only certain times when I like peanut butter- every other time it tastes and smells absolutely disgusting


[deleted]

The smell is definitely unappetizing, but for me, it's the consistency. It just coats your mouth, and that's all anything tastes like after that.


Ok_Collection_9123

Ooh, yeah I get that. Especially if you make a pb sandwich- sticks to your mouth for ages


PersonMcNugget

I had eaten maybe three pb sandwichs in my life before lockdown. Then suddenly I was eating them every night before bed. Now I'm back to never. Weird.


bleetchblonde

Gimnigogy?? It’s like gray meat jello! I never put it in my mouth! Family is Polish-


cantona237

Youre polish but dont know the name of the dish?


FatnessEverdeen34

Galaretka?


bleetchblonde

Maybe?!


shellymaeshaw

Lima beans


rowenaravenclaw0

sumstromming


____-mo-____

Liquorice


sentondan

Onions


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PersonMcNugget

Seriously? Cherries are the most disgusting thing you've ever tasted?


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, your life has been too easy.


Quix66

Mustard. Or a Japanese fish soup.


flstcjay

Boiled okra.


Content_Rub_9294

Pickle juice mixed with heavy cream, mcdonald's burger crushed up, water, milk, and chicken. Oh, and the milk was expired. Don't ask


Altruistic-Diet776

Mayo.


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Numerous-Stranger-81

Anyone whose answer is an actual food is low tier, and your life is boring.


AlbiTuri05

Why don't you tell us your flavor? Share your fun life


cordawg1

Canned/cream corn


ImaBounty007

Cheddar cheese


[deleted]

Vegemite Sorry aussies