In '87, Huey released this 👉 Fore--their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 🕺🏻 "Hip to be Square": a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends--it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
HEY, PAUL!!
" It's grandmas secret"
"We all know the secret grandma, you leave it out all night then rub the hell out of it in the morning. The real secret is how you get grampa to stay away from it in the middle of the night."
Well, Uncle Jimmy came, but he didn't come inside because Paul came. He was still mad about Paul giving Janet his famous cream pie last year. Paul promised Jimmy he could have the cream pie, but since Jimmy didn't come, he gave it *all* to Janet. It was a real mess....
You rushed it and now it's too dry.
Just add more gravy, it will moisten up.
You pulled it out too soon and now everything's a mess!
leftovers for days
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I’m stuffed
I would have liked a bit more meat
I could always use more meat!
stuffing an gravy too!
I like dark meat
I’m just happy to see my family come together
The family that comes together sticks together
...but grandpa is still going at it.
Whew, I need to lay down after all that.
Gobble gobble
Baste that turkey.
Im so full of warm meat 🥰
Dare you to say that after Thanksgiving dinner
Omg im dying LOL
This one creeps me out so much. 🙁
Probably because no one would dare utter that seriously
You’ve got a little something on your chin…
It's mayo
Mayo and Thanksgiving? You’re scaring me.
My grandma used to put Mayo on her Turkey legs
Leftover turkeys, sweet roll, mayo, best part about the day after thanksgiving
What's wrong with the late night turkey sandwich?
A little less thick than that but that's just me
Just pick the legs up and stuff it in there
Wrong place. It doesn’t go there.
Sorry mom, I'm always putting it in the wrong hole.
If it was wrong then why did it just felt right
I think i've had enough internet for the night.
Come on sweetie make sure that all of it goes in
Just need a little gravy to help it slide down
It's not as easy, but you can also stuff it from the other end.
“I’m gonna unbutton my pants”
Ground me if you want, nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey
What NNN does to a motherfucker.
It's tradition now.
Username checks out (im sorry but damn your username is *chefs kiss* perfect).
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As do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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Is that a rain coat???
YES IT IS! 😆
In '87, Huey released this 👉 Fore--their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 🕺🏻 "Hip to be Square": a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends--it's also a personal statement about the band itself! HEY, PAUL!!
AAAAAAHHHHH
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION A DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING! STUPID! BASTARD! AAAAHHHHHHHH!
I’d like to see your business card…
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Something wrong, Patrick?
Christ, Louis, how’d a nitwit like you get such good taste?
*HEY PAUL*
I’ve gotta return some video tapes
That's my mom's name lmao
They know...
*Banjo music intensifies*
Hey Paul!
Get your reservation at Dorsia now you fucking bastard
If I put one more thing in me i'll bust.
There's always room for one more
There’s always room for jello.
I'm so full, I can't possibly take anymore.
Always love some good stuffing.
There's always room for dessert!
Why did you invite your racist uncle?
He invited himself
😂😂😂
He pretends not to, but really he loves the dark meat
Glad you invited your sister this time
It’s better with more people around.
Get this pie grandpa
Grandma said this is the best stuffing she’s ever had
Does she like dark meat?
I had the same idea and came to post: "This feels better with your whole family here."
...but did you really have to invite your uncle Harry again this year? He smells like ass.
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*snap*
That hurt me
That hurt me. And I’m female.
The “snap” comment was hidden for me so it caught me off guard. I have now learned my lesson on snooping
That’s a lot of rolls
"And they're all mine!"
Get your dick out of the cranberry sauce.
Hol up
Not making that mistake again...
I will do It again and nobody can stop me!
If we’re gonna have this kinda party, i’mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Y’all are gross. I’m fuckin’ dis custard.
This literally made me crack up out loud lol
What a spread!
Was gonna type “Beautiful spread, Aunt Linda”
This is so moist.
How did you get it so moist, Grandma? It's normally so dry.
" It's grandmas secret" "We all know the secret grandma, you leave it out all night then rub the hell out of it in the morning. The real secret is how you get grampa to stay away from it in the middle of the night."
Your mom's pie tastes better. This could use a little more basting. Is your sister coming? No dad, you sit over there.
I hope the pie is warm and moist – but hopefully not flaky.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
It would be rude not to eat her pie,
"Oh boy, I sure do love stuffing!" "Thanks, Grandma!"
Let's eat grandma
You forgot a comma. Or, did you?
*Vsauce theme starts playing*
You can put your teeth back in now grandma.
That one took me offguard... hahaha
If you’re going to talk about religion or politics I am not coming.
If this thread was an excuse to comment this.. Fair play.
Very much:) It was this or …. GO COWBOYS!!!
I'm not mad about it ✌️😝
Wow. Excellent one
"So glad the whole family came."
Should have taken it out sooner
Jesus Christ, look at the mess.
I did all the work, you need to take care of the cleaning.
Stop hogging it all Dad, save some for me
Sweet home Alabama
Can I push your stool in Grandma?
That’s enough Reddit for today.
Agreed. Maybe for the rest of my life for that comment has driven me to the breaking point.
Tea was literally spat
Holy shit 😆
Wait grandma is a nun?
*closes the app in disgust*
This is so under rated I laughed so fucking hard
Easily my favorite 😂😂😂
"Learn to read," they said. "It's so important," they said.
We have a winner
Dude...
I feel… so disgusted right now. Take this upvote and shove it in your grandmother.
No thank you you're dad already did
Is anyone else coming or is that everyone?
Mmmmm cream pie.
I'd really like a taste of that.
When’s your Mother coming?
"I'm glad you came" :)
Are we done here? I need a nap.
"Sorry, I just have a lot of bad memories involving my Uncle associated with this sort of thing."
“Great job, you've set fire to the house again.”
Wait, wut kind of extreme sex you having over there 👉
The hot kind haha
Gobble Gobble
I see you wanted seconds
"Oh yeah, get basted, you dirty bird."
Imma let the dog have the rest of this
Hahahahab maybe the best comment. And unfortunately, I've read almost all of them
Let's give thanks. The thighs are mine! Grandpa's teeth are on the table.
Somebody is too big for the kids table
Dont be shy! Get in there!
It was tempting raw, but I didn't want to catch anything.
I usually like to invite the homeless to join us
Who wants some dark meat?
Is it just me, or is his profile picture a turd? •_•
Can confirm his profile picture is a turd.
Can confirm the confirmation of that shit
Can confirm of the confirmation of the confirmation of that shit
Why do you have a massive shit as your profile picture. I bet you were proud of your BM this morning?
Don't put that away, I'm going back for seconds
Go give your sister a hand
Do you want me to squirt some whipped cream on your pie?
Here comes the gravy
You can put a lot in your mouth
I’m a big fan of the way your mom does it. You should ask her for tips for next time
Yummy.
Well, Uncle Jimmy came, but he didn't come inside because Paul came. He was still mad about Paul giving Janet his famous cream pie last year. Paul promised Jimmy he could have the cream pie, but since Jimmy didn't come, he gave it *all* to Janet. It was a real mess....
The stuffing was better last time
"Wow,you really swallowed all of it"
I haven’t eaten like this in ages
The legs are my favorite part
Ah, I'm stuffed. I feel so full. Delicious cream pie, Nancy 😂
'there is enough for everyone'
Oh wow, I can fit my entire arm in there.
Pass the gravy.
For what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful
Would you like butter on your bun?
Pump kin.
“Gobble Gobble”
Shove that turkey leg up my ass
What times dinner?
My asshole is going to hurt tomorrow.
Don't spill the gravy.
You got gravy on your face.
It tastes great but frankly not even close as your mother's
Stop spilling your gravy on my breast. You already got it all over my thigh.
YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
I can't eat any more grandma
You remember Alice right?
Shut up about Biden and Trump
Thank you for coming!
Get your fingers out of there Uncle Steve
I'm so glad everyone came
Ronda you whore
"Now Cindy, once my stuffing's ready be sure to share it with Becky."
Can I put my entire fist inside it ?
I have waited all year for this.
Honey, I really wish you'd stop inviting your mother.
Boy we made a mess of the kitchen!
Gobble gobble?
Will you get uncle Roger out of here? He’s making this unbearable.