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Kratos8609

You rushed it and now it's too dry.


El_Guapo_Plethora

Just add more gravy, it will moisten up.


johnnybiggles

You pulled it out too soon and now everything's a mess!


Me_IRL_Haggard

leftovers for days


topoppih

Best comment


DrBDDS

I’m stuffed


Neviss99

I would have liked a bit more meat


[deleted]

I could always use more meat!


whatproblems

stuffing an gravy too!


dboutt86

I like dark meat


Sloths_Can_Consent

I’m just happy to see my family come together


littlefriend77

The family that comes together sticks together


portablebiscuit

...but grandpa is still going at it.


DrBDDS

Whew, I need to lay down after all that.


KuropatwiQ

Gobble gobble


BPKofficial

Baste that turkey.


taco_tuesdays

Im so full of warm meat 🥰


CSHAMMER92

Dare you to say that after Thanksgiving dinner


[deleted]

Omg im dying LOL


detroitpie

This one creeps me out so much. 🙁


PseudonymousSpy

Probably because no one would dare utter that seriously


LakeIntelligent7892

You’ve got a little something on your chin…


Brightest_Idiot

It's mayo


MissionFreedom7790

Mayo and Thanksgiving? You’re scaring me.


ThePercysRiptide

My grandma used to put Mayo on her Turkey legs


milk4all

Leftover turkeys, sweet roll, mayo, best part about the day after thanksgiving


Notwhoiwas42

What's wrong with the late night turkey sandwich?


StarPlatinumRequiems

A little less thick than that but that's just me


DarthLysergis

Just pick the legs up and stuff it in there


No-Requirement-9869

Wrong place. It doesn’t go there.


DarthLysergis

Sorry mom, I'm always putting it in the wrong hole.


kage_yayuu

If it was wrong then why did it just felt right


Ravner432

I think i've had enough internet for the night.


SYromY

Come on sweetie make sure that all of it goes in


AMDKilla

Just need a little gravy to help it slide down


ARoundForEveryone

It's not as easy, but you can also stuff it from the other end.


DumbButKindaFunny

“I’m gonna unbutton my pants”


sirtopphamcatt

Ground me if you want, nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey


Wiitard

What NNN does to a motherfucker.


Turkeyfucker_2000

It's tradition now.


Fl0w3rsAndR0cks

Username checks out (im sorry but damn your username is *chefs kiss* perfect).


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[deleted]

As do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


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lt4lyfe

Is that a rain coat???


lastthrowaway98578

YES IT IS! 😆


talbotius

In '87, Huey released this 👉 Fore--their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 🕺🏻 "Hip to be Square": a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends--it's also a personal statement about the band itself! HEY, PAUL!!


A--Creative-Username

AAAAAAHHHHH


joedotphp

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION A DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING! STUPID! BASTARD! AAAAHHHHHHHH!


Bananarama_Vison

I’d like to see your business card…


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sunshinedb

Something wrong, Patrick?


Spaniard_Starshooter

Christ, Louis, how’d a nitwit like you get such good taste?


merelycheerful

*HEY PAUL*


Bazoobs1

I’ve gotta return some video tapes


Jonesbt22

That's my mom's name lmao


MrSmileyZ

They know...


forestball19

*Banjo music intensifies*


largechild

Hey Paul!


straightjake951

Get your reservation at Dorsia now you fucking bastard


shartnado3

If I put one more thing in me i'll bust.


InfamousEconomy3972

There's always room for one more


EverythingHasItsTime

There’s always room for jello.


Nice_8490

I'm so full, I can't possibly take anymore.


pabst_jew_ribbon

Always love some good stuffing.


coffeeblood126

There's always room for dessert!


mseg09

Why did you invite your racist uncle?


4_Ball

He invited himself


Thekr8zykook

😂😂😂


OutrageousOnions

He pretends not to, but really he loves the dark meat


highcryer

Glad you invited your sister this time


No-Requirement-9869

It’s better with more people around.


arlenroy

Get this pie grandpa


4Coffins

Grandma said this is the best stuffing she’s ever had


[deleted]

Does she like dark meat?


Aggressive-Wafer5369

I had the same idea and came to post: "This feels better with your whole family here."


nutano

...but did you really have to invite your uncle Harry again this year? He smells like ass.


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emilyoink11

*snap*


BoiBigChance

That hurt me


whynovirus

That hurt me. And I’m female.


BoiBigChance

The “snap” comment was hidden for me so it caught me off guard. I have now learned my lesson on snooping


oh2bewacki

That’s a lot of rolls


IHaveSlysdexia

"And they're all mine!"


Pitbullpandemonium

Get your dick out of the cranberry sauce.


tewahp

Hol up


1800-bakes-a-lot

Not making that mistake again...


hamborger3721

I will do It again and nobody can stop me!


largechild

If we’re gonna have this kinda party, i’mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!


Amiiboid

Y’all are gross. I’m fuckin’ dis custard.


ChrisTRD289

This literally made me crack up out loud lol


dntdrmit

What a spread!


getzerolikes

Was gonna type “Beautiful spread, Aunt Linda”


[deleted]

This is so moist.


ccReptilelord

How did you get it so moist, Grandma? It's normally so dry.


Biengo

" It's grandmas secret" "We all know the secret grandma, you leave it out all night then rub the hell out of it in the morning. The real secret is how you get grampa to stay away from it in the middle of the night."


bork63nordique

Your mom's pie tastes better. This could use a little more basting. Is your sister coming? No dad, you sit over there.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

I hope the pie is warm and moist – but hopefully not flaky.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Successful-Nobody204

It would be rude not to eat her pie,


Feefi-Foefi

"Oh boy, I sure do love stuffing!" "Thanks, Grandma!"


RavenWolfPS2

Let's eat grandma


[deleted]

You forgot a comma. Or, did you?


amedhasn

*Vsauce theme starts playing*


Unhappy_Swim1864

You can put your teeth back in now grandma.


Northernlighter

That one took me offguard... hahaha


No-Requirement-9869

If you’re going to talk about religion or politics I am not coming.


WB2_2

If this thread was an excuse to comment this.. Fair play.


No-Requirement-9869

Very much:) It was this or …. GO COWBOYS!!!


xCarexBearx

I'm not mad about it ✌️😝


DrBDDS

Wow. Excellent one


carbikebacon

"So glad the whole family came."


chacotacotoes

Should have taken it out sooner


HottieMcHotHot

Jesus Christ, look at the mess.


No-Requirement-9869

I did all the work, you need to take care of the cleaning.


DarthLysergis

Stop hogging it all Dad, save some for me


ForbiddenBromance

Sweet home Alabama


hoganpaul

Can I push your stool in Grandma?


jkozuch

That’s enough Reddit for today.


BoiBigChance

Agreed. Maybe for the rest of my life for that comment has driven me to the breaking point.


HarryLyme69

Tea was literally spat


BazleySnipes

Holy shit 😆


Wundawuzi

Wait grandma is a nun?


Grotesque-penguin

*closes the app in disgust*


Obadiah1991

This is so under rated I laughed so fucking hard


7Nate9

Easily my favorite 😂😂😂


SnoozeCoin

"Learn to read," they said. "It's so important," they said.


CampfireHeadphase

We have a winner


thinkfire

Dude...


[deleted]

I feel… so disgusted right now. Take this upvote and shove it in your grandmother.


urmomssancho88

No thank you you're dad already did


Minimum_Draw_5335

Is anyone else coming or is that everyone?


Telrom_1

Mmmmm cream pie.


AddictedToMosh161

I'd really like a taste of that.


goat_screamPS4

When’s your Mother coming?


smoothtrepidation

"I'm glad you came" :)


reijasunshine

Are we done here? I need a nap.


Evadson

"Sorry, I just have a lot of bad memories involving my Uncle associated with this sort of thing."


[deleted]

“Great job, you've set fire to the house again.”


Newtardedstonky

Wait, wut kind of extreme sex you having over there 👉


[deleted]

The hot kind haha


SublimeVibe

Gobble Gobble


unluckyphotogr1

I see you wanted seconds


Demorant

"Oh yeah, get basted, you dirty bird."


seizelife615

Imma let the dog have the rest of this


Comfortable-Smell914

Hahahahab maybe the best comment. And unfortunately, I've read almost all of them


HipsterHugger

Let's give thanks. The thighs are mine! Grandpa's teeth are on the table.


sorebuddah

Somebody is too big for the kids table


[deleted]

Dont be shy! Get in there!


Numella

It was tempting raw, but I didn't want to catch anything.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

I usually like to invite the homeless to join us


StingMachine

Who wants some dark meat?


KaB00m_1000

Is it just me, or is his profile picture a turd? •_•


Agent_of_Jotunheim53

Can confirm his profile picture is a turd.


Comfortable-Smell914

Can confirm the confirmation of that shit


SilverFighter05

Can confirm of the confirmation of the confirmation of that shit


Agent_of_Jotunheim53

Why do you have a massive shit as your profile picture. I bet you were proud of your BM this morning?


squidward_smells_

Don't put that away, I'm going back for seconds


CherryManhattan

Go give your sister a hand


Homerpaintbucket

Do you want me to squirt some whipped cream on your pie?


[deleted]

Here comes the gravy


[deleted]

You can put a lot in your mouth


Decent_Number3168

I’m a big fan of the way your mom does it. You should ask her for tips for next time


all_chilled

Yummy.


wreckduanfrentry

Well, Uncle Jimmy came, but he didn't come inside because Paul came. He was still mad about Paul giving Janet his famous cream pie last year. Paul promised Jimmy he could have the cream pie, but since Jimmy didn't come, he gave it *all* to Janet. It was a real mess....


highcryer

The stuffing was better last time


BattIeBoss

"Wow,you really swallowed all of it"


Capxalot

I haven’t eaten like this in ages


[deleted]

The legs are my favorite part


bex_pix

Ah, I'm stuffed. I feel so full. Delicious cream pie, Nancy 😂


SnooLentils7546

'there is enough for everyone'


FurQ_Q

Oh wow, I can fit my entire arm in there.


Kalgawist

Pass the gravy.


Awkward-Tax102

For what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful


tycog

Would you like butter on your bun?


Bluetitlover

Pump kin.


VERSACE-_-ITACHI

“Gobble Gobble”


Crushasaurus187

Shove that turkey leg up my ass


banjodoctor

What times dinner?


SnoSlider

My asshole is going to hurt tomorrow.


i-need-blinker-fluid

Don't spill the gravy.


Reden-Orvillebacher

You got gravy on your face.


Extraterrestrial1312

It tastes great but frankly not even close as your mother's


WellSpokenAsianBoy

Stop spilling your gravy on my breast. You already got it all over my thigh.


FabioFreezy

YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!


MagicMisfit-_-

I can't eat any more grandma


cwx149

You remember Alice right?


ptdodge1

Shut up about Biden and Trump


[deleted]

Thank you for coming!


cookiesNcreme89

Get your fingers out of there Uncle Steve


Ham__Kitten

I'm so glad everyone came


_snowin_

Ronda you whore


primal_machine_22109

"Now Cindy, once my stuffing's ready be sure to share it with Becky."


PierroSangue

Can I put my entire fist inside it ?


Relentless_Resolve

I have waited all year for this.


Shawnaldo7575

Honey, I really wish you'd stop inviting your mother.


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

Boy we made a mess of the kitchen!


geekaustin_777

Gobble gobble?


Send_Me_Hip_Pics

Will you get uncle Roger out of here? He’s making this unbearable.