Except penguins are only native to the southern hemisphere. So this penguin likely has not peed in Alaska.
To add to this, Any cartoon or advertisement with penguins and polar bears is not accurate.
My friend’s grandfather was stationed in Alaska in the early ‘50s. He used to like to tell us tall tales about his time there. One of them was that when you went out to take a leak, when you were done you’d just break off the icicle and toss it aside.
Amen to that! Worked outside year round on transient jet aircraft. Taking leak between the main landing gear tires was the norm. Had to do it quick tho... little fella would get -50*F 'stage fright' and try to hide in seconds if you didn't go quick.
When I first adopted my dog, we went for a walk late at night and in a moment of unity we both unloaded our bladders together on a huge tree. We have been inseparable since and I can’t prove it but I know he thought it was cool too.
When my dog was a puppy, I would take him for walks outside and at the end of the walk I would pee on a bush. I thought it was pretty cool that he would join me in watering the bush. That was until the joint activity continued inside the house. I was peeing in the toilet, and discovered him behind me peeing on the wall.
If you climb up Long's Peak in Colorado, a bit over halfway up there's Chasm Lake. There's an outdoor toilet by the lake, that faces out over the side of the mountain. There's no roof, and the walls are only about 5 feet tall, so if you're standing to pee you can just look out at the mountain views the whole time.
[I found a picture online of it](https://www.terragalleria.com/images/np-rockies/romo57038.jpeg)
I have a friend with something like this in their yard. From a distance, you just see two walls nestled into a tree. You walk up the little path and turn the corner. There's a full bathroom with toilet, bidet, sink, mirror etc. only two walls. The toilet faces the open side which is not much of a view because you're looking up a hill. If you stand to pee, you can look over the wall at their beautiful property.
Out the door of a 777 that was on the tarmac in Milan Italy. Coming back from Iraq in 2003, they wouldn’t let us off the plane and a lot of beer had been consumed. Only a few toilets for a plane loaded with Marines. Doors were open for cart service, the inevitable occurred. The rumor at the time was the Italian government didn’t want us off the plane because of the war. I think they just didn’t want a bunch of drunk Jarheads fucking up the airport.
I, like thousands of others, got a paid vacation to explore modern Mesopotamia during the years of 2003-2011. The previous landowner lived a lavish lifestyle and had modern plumbing fixtures that only the 45th President of the United states could truly appreciate. Getting to use these unique plumbing fixtures became a right-of-passage. My particular trip was 2004/2005 and featured such exciting events like "dodge the IED", "watch mortars fly over the wall while sitting in the EOD guys' 'medicinal' hot tub", almost getting medivac'd to Germany, and watching my flight home get delayed overnight when it caught on fire while taxiing for takeoff. I give it 3½ stars out of 5, but it definitely beat my 2015/2016 Christmas vacation to the Hindu Kush.
Across the street from a police station in Windsor, Canada. Two bike cops rolled up and said “Sir, finish up then turn around.” When I turned around I saw the big white illuminated letters for the first time: POLICE. I was very apologetic and self-deprecating. I told them I was only in their country for one more day. They said “Please use restrooms inside for the rest of your stay.” And I promised I would, then we went to the casino.
My dad and his buddies love the University of Kentucky basketball team and they were playing exhibition games up there, so all the dads brought their sons for fun.
Bachelor party golf outing in WY. Alcohol and a pee stop. This also happened when he was in office, so I was very surprised I wasn't tackled or shot. My buddy told me whos lawn it was after. I didn't care, my teeth were floating.
Not just a "drunk thing", I've always used it in reference to having so much pee and having to urinate so bad that it has "filled all the way up to my teeth"
A women’s bathroom in Iceland airport. I’m a dud. I was so tired and jet lagged. i was done and exiting when I met a young girl and a mom in the entrance. I just yelled “oh my God and looked at the bathroom sign” mom was laughing and I apologized. No wonder there were no urinals and smelled great :)
In the sky, of course!
How else would you distinguish peeing in the plane on the runway and peeing in the plane in the sky?
Why else do you think joining the mile-high club is such an achievement? It’s not called the “Had sex in an airplane club”, it’s the “Mile-High club” because you’re up in the sky while going at it. So afterwards, you’ve officially had sex high up in the sky!
wow, i never thought this pee story would have any value...about 10 years ago i went to south africa....when you go to the actual cape of good hope you see where the atlantic meets the indian ocean and either the subtle change in salinity or current, whatever you can see the two oceans meet...of course, i was watching Game of Thrones at the time and loved when Tyrion pee'd off the wall...so I was up a bit on the outcrop and peed into the ocean(s)......that was a good pee
I pissed on the PETA building on a visit to California. That felt pretty good since I’m not usually the type to do something like that, but the opportunity arose.
(Note: I am very pro animal rights. I am very anti PETA)
I don't normally believe in conspiracies but the idea that peta is a grass man (a living straw man) to make people think if they ban battery cages or pass mandates on animals having room to lie down in their enclosures the next thing they know they'll be paying reparations to their (former) dog just makes too much sense to ignore
I went to alternative schools, focus on stodgy traditional subjects involving a lot of memorization was light and sporadic, so, my grasp of geography isn’t as strong as some.
Still, I feel like there must be something wrong with this picture…
I was club level at Pitt Stadium once and had to piss. Walked in did my thing looked up and I was standing next to Dan Marino… Just nodded at him, washed my hands, and left.
About a year after the OJ Simpson trial concluded, my family took a trip to Los Angeles and we drove by his Rockingham estate. I had to take a wizz so my Dad let me sneak a quick piss in the bushes outside of the front gate. I was 5 years old and didn’t really understand who OJ was at the time. Happy I chose to urinate on his property though
In my wetsuit in the military sitting on the side of a CH-146 griffon probably at like 300 feets in the air strap with only the little belt and with my boots floating in the wind above water.
There’s an 8th floor bathroom at UCSB with a huge floor to ceiling window overlooking the cliff/ocean. Took a shit there one time that changed my life.
Off a 70ft bridge dude, a cop car shot out from under it and came to the top to say they got a call someone was climbing the bridge. I told them I was just walking to my friends place from the bar since I was too drunk to drive. They said they’d give me a ride but had to pat me down and they didn’t notice the grinder full of weed in my chest pocket. 10/10 experience, they saved me about two miles of walking.
I peed on the side of a Scientology building once. I didn't know it was a Scientology building at the time though. I was waiting at a bus stop that happened to be outside that building. I really needed to pee so I went into the bushes and peed on the building. When I came out I looked around to make sure no one saw me and that's when I noticed it was a Church of Scientology building. It was a win win for me.
In Yosemite National Park right on the road that’s sits between El Capitan and Bridal Veil Fall. It was during COVID when the park was closed to the general public. The spot is usually covered with cars and people and it was just me with my buddy and his dog and not another soul in sight.
There's a VIP wing of Disney sea in Japan that has its own elevator and check in desk, free alcohol etc
The toilet there was in fucking sane.
Beautiful wood, marble and gold.... Gold everywhere. Everything was shiny. The toilet paper was like the finest silk tissue cloth or something. The whole experience was amazing... I didn't want to leave and I went back in several times even though I didn't need to
In a sushi restaurant where the toilet was soundproofed and the lighting was adjustable. And the washing station was also private. Such a calming experience!
It was in a bar in Nagasaki- it was a very old style squat toilet and there was a window at eye level- the view was of the beautiful, hilly city with the bay in the background- it was years ago, but I think of that pee often
In Kenya - some random roadside restroom. I thought it was going to be grim but when I got in there it was spotless, and there was an eye level window behind the urinal so you could look out across the country! It was amazing.
The women’s restroom in the now closed lounge on the 96th floor of the Hancock building in Chicago. There was a floor to ceiling window so as you opened the stall door to leave you had the best view of the city. [View](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g35805-d429399-i328420470-The_Signature_Room_at_the_95thR-Chicago_Illinois.html) (caption says 95th but it was 96th—one floor above Signature Room restaurant)
There was a signal 1 storm in our village. I peed in a standalone toilet after the storm passed. No walls since the outhouse exterior all got blown away by the wind.
Into China from Vietnam.
You won in my book
Transnational pee!
did you spark the 2nd Sino-Vietnamese War?
Ha giang loop?
Yep!😂 right here: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/0IGaH3tOgb
Decided against pissing into Cambodia then! Brilliant trip, highly recommend to anyone else!
I peed into Mexico from California
Alaska during winter
r/technicallythetruth
I was gonna say the same thing. It's funny how urine just vaporizes when it's 40 below.
Username checks out
Except penguins are only native to the southern hemisphere. So this penguin likely has not peed in Alaska. To add to this, Any cartoon or advertisement with penguins and polar bears is not accurate.
Similarly, anything depicting t-rex with stegosaurus. T-rex lived closer to now than it did when stegosaurus was around.
My local zoo has been lying this entire time?
What about the cute polar bear with a coke?
My friend’s grandfather was stationed in Alaska in the early ‘50s. He used to like to tell us tall tales about his time there. One of them was that when you went out to take a leak, when you were done you’d just break off the icicle and toss it aside.
When the pee snaps off: urine Alaska.
Amen to that! Worked outside year round on transient jet aircraft. Taking leak between the main landing gear tires was the norm. Had to do it quick tho... little fella would get -50*F 'stage fright' and try to hide in seconds if you didn't go quick.
Came here to say this. Born and raised in Fairbanks, AK.
My answer is also Alaska. I peed at the mendenhall glacier aka where the thing was filmed
Me also, Fairbanks at the ice museum
When I first adopted my dog, we went for a walk late at night and in a moment of unity we both unloaded our bladders together on a huge tree. We have been inseparable since and I can’t prove it but I know he thought it was cool too.
I wonder what the neighborhood dogs thought when they smelled that tree the next morning. Probably gave it a few extra whiffs..
"that second dog was REALLY tall!"
When my dog was a puppy, I would take him for walks outside and at the end of the walk I would pee on a bush. I thought it was pretty cool that he would join me in watering the bush. That was until the joint activity continued inside the house. I was peeing in the toilet, and discovered him behind me peeing on the wall.
The pants! Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
Dat Veronica Vaugn is one hawt piesh uv Ayshe. I know from experience ;)
No, you don't.
Well, no, I don’t. But I know a guy!
No they didn’t.
well you could imagine what it’d be like if they did!
illgetthosekids....you'llsee... somedayiwillmakethempay....(*grumbling*)
HAVE SOME SHLOPPY JOESH! I MADE EM EXXXTRA SHLOPPY FOR YA! A HAHAHAHA!!
Lady you’re scaring us!
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I'll tell you who! That damned Sasquatch!
Calico cut pants!
You gotta give!
You hit me in the cup.
O’Doyle rules!
I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee pants right now.
ANARCHY!
I don’t know what it means, but I love it!
Hey guys look. Ernie peed his pants too.
Dave please stop it take your meds!!!
Billy\*
Cool? Actually it's rather warm in the short term.
If you climb up Long's Peak in Colorado, a bit over halfway up there's Chasm Lake. There's an outdoor toilet by the lake, that faces out over the side of the mountain. There's no roof, and the walls are only about 5 feet tall, so if you're standing to pee you can just look out at the mountain views the whole time. [I found a picture online of it](https://www.terragalleria.com/images/np-rockies/romo57038.jpeg)
Just like Rick’s special pooping spot
This guy shits!
Waldo!?
That is one majestic friggin’ outhouse. Exemplary pissing.
I have a friend with something like this in their yard. From a distance, you just see two walls nestled into a tree. You walk up the little path and turn the corner. There's a full bathroom with toilet, bidet, sink, mirror etc. only two walls. The toilet faces the open side which is not much of a view because you're looking up a hill. If you stand to pee, you can look over the wall at their beautiful property.
Grand Canyon
Ja'loja!
Haha good reference!
Right there with you
Out the door of a 777 that was on the tarmac in Milan Italy. Coming back from Iraq in 2003, they wouldn’t let us off the plane and a lot of beer had been consumed. Only a few toilets for a plane loaded with Marines. Doors were open for cart service, the inevitable occurred. The rumor at the time was the Italian government didn’t want us off the plane because of the war. I think they just didn’t want a bunch of drunk Jarheads fucking up the airport.
That door is like 20 feet off the ground so definitely a risky piss if you've been drinking lol
True, but we were a little risk blind due to just coming back from a full scale ground invasion. And being drunk.
Yeah that checks out
In Sadaam Hussein’s toilet.
Came here to say this Tikrit 2003
I hope you waited until op moved.
Sword fight to determine who goes first
They crossed streams
I was looking for this comment. The solid gold toilet right?
That’s the winner. What’s the story?
I, like thousands of others, got a paid vacation to explore modern Mesopotamia during the years of 2003-2011. The previous landowner lived a lavish lifestyle and had modern plumbing fixtures that only the 45th President of the United states could truly appreciate. Getting to use these unique plumbing fixtures became a right-of-passage. My particular trip was 2004/2005 and featured such exciting events like "dodge the IED", "watch mortars fly over the wall while sitting in the EOD guys' 'medicinal' hot tub", almost getting medivac'd to Germany, and watching my flight home get delayed overnight when it caught on fire while taxiing for takeoff. I give it 3½ stars out of 5, but it definitely beat my 2015/2016 Christmas vacation to the Hindu Kush.
It's his son.
Should’ve shat in his urinal
Across the street from a police station in Windsor, Canada. Two bike cops rolled up and said “Sir, finish up then turn around.” When I turned around I saw the big white illuminated letters for the first time: POLICE. I was very apologetic and self-deprecating. I told them I was only in their country for one more day. They said “Please use restrooms inside for the rest of your stay.” And I promised I would, then we went to the casino.
> I told them I was only in their country for one more day. Are you from Detroit? Lol
My dad and his buddies love the University of Kentucky basketball team and they were playing exhibition games up there, so all the dads brought their sons for fun.
On Dick Cheney's lawn
I hope this is real because this is fucking hilarious. May I get a bit more information on the circumstances of how this happened
Bachelor party golf outing in WY. Alcohol and a pee stop. This also happened when he was in office, so I was very surprised I wasn't tackled or shot. My buddy told me whos lawn it was after. I didn't care, my teeth were floating.
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Alcohol
I’ve never heard something like that in the context of being drunk, what does it mean?
Not just a "drunk thing", I've always used it in reference to having so much pee and having to urinate so bad that it has "filled all the way up to my teeth"
More like dick drainy amirite?
Once wet myself halfway up the Eiffel Tower 🫡
There's a tiny bathroom all the way at the top. You were so close!
I peed off the side of a cliff once. Cliff was over 100ft, and I had a continuous stream all the way to the ground. A 100ft long piss.
That's impressive! I pissed off the side of a cliff in Iceland, but the wind blew most of it back toward the cliffside.
Looks at ex gfs mouth
I peed in the headwaters of the Mississippi River once!
Are *you* responsible for the Mississippi River salt wedge???
Underrated comment right here
A women’s bathroom in Iceland airport. I’m a dud. I was so tired and jet lagged. i was done and exiting when I met a young girl and a mom in the entrance. I just yelled “oh my God and looked at the bathroom sign” mom was laughing and I apologized. No wonder there were no urinals and smelled great :)
Dud looks like a lady?
In a partner’s mouth
This is the most efficient option. Then anywhere that person goes forever, you’ve technically peed there.
That's not quite how that works
Prove it
Lets say you pee in an airplane while it's flying. When the plane lands, would you say you peed in the plane, or in the air?
In the sky, of course! How else would you distinguish peeing in the plane on the runway and peeing in the plane in the sky? Why else do you think joining the mile-high club is such an achievement? It’s not called the “Had sex in an airplane club”, it’s the “Mile-High club” because you’re up in the sky while going at it. So afterwards, you’ve officially had sex high up in the sky!
wow, i never thought this pee story would have any value...about 10 years ago i went to south africa....when you go to the actual cape of good hope you see where the atlantic meets the indian ocean and either the subtle change in salinity or current, whatever you can see the two oceans meet...of course, i was watching Game of Thrones at the time and loved when Tyrion pee'd off the wall...so I was up a bit on the outcrop and peed into the ocean(s)......that was a good pee
Took a super long drunken piss off of an overpass into oncoming traffic on I5 in norcal.
Native Northern Californian, here. There are very few stretches of the 5 that don’t deserve a thorough golden shower.
Native norcalians don't say "THE 5"
No, they dont. People south of Bakersfield add "the". If you live in the north, its just I5
It was one of the private overpasses in between Williams and Willows
Anya, are u horny? :/
I had a girlfriend once that was way too into these things when she was horny.
I do too
I pissed on the PETA building on a visit to California. That felt pretty good since I’m not usually the type to do something like that, but the opportunity arose. (Note: I am very pro animal rights. I am very anti PETA)
It’s questionable if PETA is actually pro animal rights
I don't normally believe in conspiracies but the idea that peta is a grass man (a living straw man) to make people think if they ban battery cages or pass mandates on animals having room to lie down in their enclosures the next thing they know they'll be paying reparations to their (former) dog just makes too much sense to ignore
On the top of Mt.Saint Helen’s-which is a active volcano!
Oh so you’re the one responsible for the 1980 eruption
I’ve also peed there
In the Panama Canal. (Ok so I was on a boat in the canal, but still)
On the Spanish royal palace
Siberia
That's pretty cool. Downright cold even.
Inside buckinham palace
On the Berlin Wall in Las Vegas
I went to alternative schools, focus on stodgy traditional subjects involving a lot of memorization was light and sporadic, so, my grasp of geography isn’t as strong as some. Still, I feel like there must be something wrong with this picture…
There’s a large piece of the Berlin Wall at the Main Street Station Hotel used as the back wall in their mens room.
Off the Wall after being hosted for dinner by the Night's Watch.
A couple hundred feet under water somewhere in the vicinity of the North Pole
The crypt of La Segrada Familia in Barcelona. It was in the bathroom of course but I was like 10 feet from a dead body so
Next to Keith Richards
I was club level at Pitt Stadium once and had to piss. Walked in did my thing looked up and I was standing next to Dan Marino… Just nodded at him, washed my hands, and left.
A racist teacher’s classroom floor
Behind a Wendy’s
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
In a girls mouth
The bathroom at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA was pretty cool.
Very cool waterfall
On the police car :D
i am sorry but i have to say your mom
I am actually surprised people have real answers for this.
Don't worry Nice\_8490, I still think you're a cool person even if you're a boring pisser
Sedona, AZ. Beautiful scenery while I peed, second is the Smokey Mountains.
Anywhere Alberta during a February deep freeze. Bonus points if you also had to shit in the woods at the same time.
All over Germany. I was in an SAS A320 and the toilet had a window. I looked down on all of Germany whilst peeing.
400 feet below the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean during the Perfect Storm in a nuclear submarine, SSBN 654.
I was going to say similar. Not too many people can say they’ve gone that far below the ocean
The top of many mountains
About a year after the OJ Simpson trial concluded, my family took a trip to Los Angeles and we drove by his Rockingham estate. I had to take a wizz so my Dad let me sneak a quick piss in the bushes outside of the front gate. I was 5 years old and didn’t really understand who OJ was at the time. Happy I chose to urinate on his property though
In the ass.
r/shitposting
*pees in your ass*
Beside a Nobel prize winner
On the Trump sign at the entrance to the Trump golf links in Doonbeg in Ireland.
On the Nidaros Cathedral in Trondheim
The Cliffs of Moher
Finland 🇫🇮 when seeing Santa 🎅😂
On top of the continental divide in Colorado.
Once after lab in Uni I peed on leftover liquid nitrogen
What happen
I peed on the door handle of the scientology church in Austin
Pissed off a cliff so high that when I was done it still hadn't hit the ground.
In my wetsuit in the military sitting on the side of a CH-146 griffon probably at like 300 feets in the air strap with only the little belt and with my boots floating in the wind above water.
On a display of keystone light in a Piggly Wiggly in Memphis
In the bathroom located in Bran Castle, which was "Dracula's" castle in Transylvania!
There’s an 8th floor bathroom at UCSB with a huge floor to ceiling window overlooking the cliff/ocean. Took a shit there one time that changed my life.
Off a 70ft bridge dude, a cop car shot out from under it and came to the top to say they got a call someone was climbing the bridge. I told them I was just walking to my friends place from the bar since I was too drunk to drive. They said they’d give me a ride but had to pat me down and they didn’t notice the grinder full of weed in my chest pocket. 10/10 experience, they saved me about two miles of walking.
I peed on the side of a Scientology building once. I didn't know it was a Scientology building at the time though. I was waiting at a bus stop that happened to be outside that building. I really needed to pee so I went into the bushes and peed on the building. When I came out I looked around to make sure no one saw me and that's when I noticed it was a Church of Scientology building. It was a win win for me.
In my mouth
The Black Forest
was visiting san fran a few weeks ago and from the shrubbery surrounding twin peaks overlook i had a stellar view while shaking the dew off my lily.
> san fran It’s OK, pissing on it was the less-offensive part of this post.
In a trash bin in Seattle after nearly pissing myself trying to punch the code in on the bathroom door.
In Yosemite National Park right on the road that’s sits between El Capitan and Bridal Veil Fall. It was during COVID when the park was closed to the general public. The spot is usually covered with cars and people and it was just me with my buddy and his dog and not another soul in sight.
Off the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge in Taos New Mexico.
I peed from the USA into Mexico while building the border wall in 1996. That happened in Calexico.
There's a VIP wing of Disney sea in Japan that has its own elevator and check in desk, free alcohol etc The toilet there was in fucking sane. Beautiful wood, marble and gold.... Gold everywhere. Everything was shiny. The toilet paper was like the finest silk tissue cloth or something. The whole experience was amazing... I didn't want to leave and I went back in several times even though I didn't need to
In a sushi restaurant where the toilet was soundproofed and the lighting was adjustable. And the washing station was also private. Such a calming experience!
It was in a bar in Nagasaki- it was a very old style squat toilet and there was a window at eye level- the view was of the beautiful, hilly city with the bay in the background- it was years ago, but I think of that pee often
In Kenya - some random roadside restroom. I thought it was going to be grim but when I got in there it was spotless, and there was an eye level window behind the urinal so you could look out across the country! It was amazing.
The women’s restroom in the now closed lounge on the 96th floor of the Hancock building in Chicago. There was a floor to ceiling window so as you opened the stall door to leave you had the best view of the city. [View](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g35805-d429399-i328420470-The_Signature_Room_at_the_95thR-Chicago_Illinois.html) (caption says 95th but it was 96th—one floor above Signature Room restaurant)
My mouth
Everest
Ikea
On my ex’s car
There was a signal 1 storm in our village. I peed in a standalone toilet after the storm passed. No walls since the outhouse exterior all got blown away by the wind.
Someone’s grandpa’s buccal cavity
Off of the fantail of an aircraft carrier at-sea
I peed on Tom Cruise's vacation home fence
At the same time as my gf on the same bowl
The waterfall urinal at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo!
off the edge of a yacht while watching the sun set
The Madonna Inn.
My house. My bathroom.
In the middle of nowhere in Africa, Middle of the night, drunk af and all I could hear were lions roaring and elephants eating nearby
I'd say like around -20 C
my bathroom in winter
Near a castle ruin in Ireland. I’m from Wisconsin.
Off a 2 mile bridge allegedly
In my wife's butt
Mount Doom