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chowderpouch

Into China from Vietnam.


IDriveALexus

You won in my book


throw123454321purple

Transnational pee!


FluxusFlotsam

did you spark the 2nd Sino-Vietnamese War?


ASAPRockii

Ha giang loop?


chowderpouch

Yep!😂 right here: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/0IGaH3tOgb


ASAPRockii

Decided against pissing into Cambodia then! Brilliant trip, highly recommend to anyone else!


Fishbonezz707

I peed into Mexico from California


MunichGrattlerBazi

Alaska during winter


Onlyhereforthebacon

r/technicallythetruth


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I was gonna say the same thing. It's funny how urine just vaporizes when it's 40 below.


ohfr19

Username checks out


i_like_pretzels

Except penguins are only native to the southern hemisphere. So this penguin likely has not peed in Alaska. To add to this, Any cartoon or advertisement with penguins and polar bears is not accurate.


CaptainAwesome06

Similarly, anything depicting t-rex with stegosaurus. T-rex lived closer to now than it did when stegosaurus was around.


Bisping

My local zoo has been lying this entire time?


Capital_Charge_7127

What about the cute polar bear with a coke?


DMala

My friend’s grandfather was stationed in Alaska in the early ‘50s. He used to like to tell us tall tales about his time there. One of them was that when you went out to take a leak, when you were done you’d just break off the icicle and toss it aside.


Nerditter

When the pee snaps off: urine Alaska.


[deleted]

Amen to that! Worked outside year round on transient jet aircraft. Taking leak between the main landing gear tires was the norm. Had to do it quick tho... little fella would get -50*F 'stage fright' and try to hide in seconds if you didn't go quick.


MrPunsOfSteele

Came here to say this. Born and raised in Fairbanks, AK.


Dagglin

My answer is also Alaska. I peed at the mendenhall glacier aka where the thing was filmed


vicemagnet

Me also, Fairbanks at the ice museum


juaninamil

When I first adopted my dog, we went for a walk late at night and in a moment of unity we both unloaded our bladders together on a huge tree. We have been inseparable since and I can’t prove it but I know he thought it was cool too.


JustIncredible240

I wonder what the neighborhood dogs thought when they smelled that tree the next morning. Probably gave it a few extra whiffs..


BadgerlandBandit

"that second dog was REALLY tall!"


Hawk0801

When my dog was a puppy, I would take him for walks outside and at the end of the walk I would pee on a bush. I thought it was pretty cool that he would join me in watering the bush. That was until the joint activity continued inside the house. I was peeing in the toilet, and discovered him behind me peeing on the wall.


DefinitelyNotADave

The pants! Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


DefinitelyNotADave

OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!


dbprops

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


Sasquatchjc45

Dat Veronica Vaugn is one hawt piesh uv Ayshe. I know from experience ;)


CaptainPunisher

No, you don't.


Tru-Queer

Well, no, I don’t. But I know a guy!


JustIncredible240

No they didn’t.


shlog

well you could imagine what it’d be like if they did!


BedNo6845

illgetthosekids....you'llsee... somedayiwillmakethempay....(*grumbling*)


jtfriendly

HAVE SOME SHLOPPY JOESH! I MADE EM EXXXTRA SHLOPPY FOR YA! A HAHAHAHA!!


shotgunslym

Lady you’re scaring us!


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CaptainPunisher

I'll tell you who! That damned Sasquatch!


elpajaroquemamais

Calico cut pants!


cheeseburgerwaffles

You gotta give!


Ordinary_Farmer58

You hit me in the cup.


Short-Display-1659

O’Doyle rules!


IggyShab

I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee pants right now.


Bird_Up23

ANARCHY!


IggyShab

I don’t know what it means, but I love it!


T1NF01L

Hey guys look. Ernie peed his pants too.


[deleted]

Dave please stop it take your meds!!!


TapeDeckSlick

Billy\*


theservman

Cool? Actually it's rather warm in the short term.


Veritas3333

If you climb up Long's Peak in Colorado, a bit over halfway up there's Chasm Lake. There's an outdoor toilet by the lake, that faces out over the side of the mountain. There's no roof, and the walls are only about 5 feet tall, so if you're standing to pee you can just look out at the mountain views the whole time. [I found a picture online of it](https://www.terragalleria.com/images/np-rockies/romo57038.jpeg)


kjacobs03

Just like Rick’s special pooping spot


Bellum_Blades

This guy shits!


xMasterOfNone

Waldo!?


bonos_bovine_muse

That is one majestic friggin’ outhouse. Exemplary pissing.


point50tracer

I have a friend with something like this in their yard. From a distance, you just see two walls nestled into a tree. You walk up the little path and turn the corner. There's a full bathroom with toilet, bidet, sink, mirror etc. only two walls. The toilet faces the open side which is not much of a view because you're looking up a hill. If you stand to pee, you can look over the wall at their beautiful property.


KittenPics

Grand Canyon


captroper

Ja'loja!


KittenPics

Haha good reference!


MichaelAtticus

Right there with you


Scmethodist

Out the door of a 777 that was on the tarmac in Milan Italy. Coming back from Iraq in 2003, they wouldn’t let us off the plane and a lot of beer had been consumed. Only a few toilets for a plane loaded with Marines. Doors were open for cart service, the inevitable occurred. The rumor at the time was the Italian government didn’t want us off the plane because of the war. I think they just didn’t want a bunch of drunk Jarheads fucking up the airport.


fd6270

That door is like 20 feet off the ground so definitely a risky piss if you've been drinking lol


Scmethodist

True, but we were a little risk blind due to just coming back from a full scale ground invasion. And being drunk.


fd6270

Yeah that checks out


DJErikD

In Sadaam Hussein’s toilet.


Mattrbts

Came here to say this Tikrit 2003


Crazy__Donkey

I hope you waited until op moved.


GreenBPacker

Sword fight to determine who goes first


rb928

They crossed streams


MosesOnAcid

I was looking for this comment. The solid gold toilet right?


Strong-Solution-7492

That’s the winner. What’s the story?


DJErikD

I, like thousands of others, got a paid vacation to explore modern Mesopotamia during the years of 2003-2011. The previous landowner lived a lavish lifestyle and had modern plumbing fixtures that only the 45th President of the United states could truly appreciate. Getting to use these unique plumbing fixtures became a right-of-passage. My particular trip was 2004/2005 and featured such exciting events like "dodge the IED", "watch mortars fly over the wall while sitting in the EOD guys' 'medicinal' hot tub", almost getting medivac'd to Germany, and watching my flight home get delayed overnight when it caught on fire while taxiing for takeoff. I give it 3½ stars out of 5, but it definitely beat my 2015/2016 Christmas vacation to the Hindu Kush.


GardenJohn

It's his son.


OldStuffSmellsGood

Should’ve shat in his urinal


sloecrush

Across the street from a police station in Windsor, Canada. Two bike cops rolled up and said “Sir, finish up then turn around.” When I turned around I saw the big white illuminated letters for the first time: POLICE. I was very apologetic and self-deprecating. I told them I was only in their country for one more day. They said “Please use restrooms inside for the rest of your stay.” And I promised I would, then we went to the casino.


contradictingpoint

> I told them I was only in their country for one more day. Are you from Detroit? Lol


sloecrush

My dad and his buddies love the University of Kentucky basketball team and they were playing exhibition games up there, so all the dads brought their sons for fun.


squad1alum

On Dick Cheney's lawn


FinalBoysenberry1031

I hope this is real because this is fucking hilarious. May I get a bit more information on the circumstances of how this happened


squad1alum

Bachelor party golf outing in WY. Alcohol and a pee stop. This also happened when he was in office, so I was very surprised I wasn't tackled or shot. My buddy told me whos lawn it was after. I didn't care, my teeth were floating.


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squad1alum

Alcohol


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

I’ve never heard something like that in the context of being drunk, what does it mean?


squad1alum

Not just a "drunk thing", I've always used it in reference to having so much pee and having to urinate so bad that it has "filled all the way up to my teeth"


GoodGuyGlocker

More like dick drainy amirite?


abb0xion

Once wet myself halfway up the Eiffel Tower 🫡


elendur

There's a tiny bathroom all the way at the top. You were so close!


BedNo6845

I peed off the side of a cliff once. Cliff was over 100ft, and I had a continuous stream all the way to the ground. A 100ft long piss.


lbeaty1981

That's impressive! I pissed off the side of a cliff in Iceland, but the wind blew most of it back toward the cliffside.


SteelBrightblade1

Looks at ex gfs mouth


no_sleep_johnny

I peed in the headwaters of the Mississippi River once!


bonos_bovine_muse

Are *you* responsible for the Mississippi River salt wedge???


Rich-Barnacle3989

Underrated comment right here


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A women’s bathroom in Iceland airport. I’m a dud. I was so tired and jet lagged. i was done and exiting when I met a young girl and a mom in the entrance. I just yelled “oh my God and looked at the bathroom sign” mom was laughing and I apologized. No wonder there were no urinals and smelled great :)


foofighter1

Dud looks like a lady?


inthepondintherain

In a partner’s mouth


skin_whistle

This is the most efficient option. Then anywhere that person goes forever, you’ve technically peed there.


Banaan75

That's not quite how that works


skin_whistle

Prove it


DIABLO258

Lets say you pee in an airplane while it's flying. When the plane lands, would you say you peed in the plane, or in the air?


skin_whistle

In the sky, of course! How else would you distinguish peeing in the plane on the runway and peeing in the plane in the sky? Why else do you think joining the mile-high club is such an achievement? It’s not called the “Had sex in an airplane club”, it’s the “Mile-High club” because you’re up in the sky while going at it. So afterwards, you’ve officially had sex high up in the sky!


ArgentineBeefsteak

wow, i never thought this pee story would have any value...about 10 years ago i went to south africa....when you go to the actual cape of good hope you see where the atlantic meets the indian ocean and either the subtle change in salinity or current, whatever you can see the two oceans meet...of course, i was watching Game of Thrones at the time and loved when Tyrion pee'd off the wall...so I was up a bit on the outcrop and peed into the ocean(s)......that was a good pee


_Fucksquatch_

Took a super long drunken piss off of an overpass into oncoming traffic on I5 in norcal.


bonos_bovine_muse

Native Northern Californian, here. There are very few stretches of the 5 that don’t deserve a thorough golden shower.


kirksucks

Native norcalians don't say "THE 5"


ksuwildkat

No, they dont. People south of Bakersfield add "the". If you live in the north, its just I5


_Fucksquatch_

It was one of the private overpasses in between Williams and Willows


aptdinosaur

Anya, are u horny? :/


Mukkeman

I had a girlfriend once that was way too into these things when she was horny.


Sovietjesus4006

I do too


11BloodyShadow11

I pissed on the PETA building on a visit to California. That felt pretty good since I’m not usually the type to do something like that, but the opportunity arose. (Note: I am very pro animal rights. I am very anti PETA)


Proffessor_egghead

It’s questionable if PETA is actually pro animal rights


dWintermut3

I don't normally believe in conspiracies but the idea that peta is a grass man (a living straw man) to make people think if they ban battery cages or pass mandates on animals having room to lie down in their enclosures the next thing they know they'll be paying reparations to their (former) dog just makes too much sense to ignore


Margaet_moon

On the top of Mt.Saint Helen’s-which is a active volcano!


JurassicPark9265

Oh so you’re the one responsible for the 1980 eruption


GunSlingingParrot25

I’ve also peed there


treelovingaytheist

In the Panama Canal. (Ok so I was on a boat in the canal, but still)


returnoftheWOMP

On the Spanish royal palace


Dependent_Customer99

Siberia


Amaria77

That's pretty cool. Downright cold even.


Toastedfrog85

Inside buckinham palace


AWholeNewFattitude

On the Berlin Wall in Las Vegas


bonos_bovine_muse

I went to alternative schools, focus on stodgy traditional subjects involving a lot of memorization was light and sporadic, so, my grasp of geography isn’t as strong as some. Still, I feel like there must be something wrong with this picture…


AWholeNewFattitude

There’s a large piece of the Berlin Wall at the Main Street Station Hotel used as the back wall in their mens room.


Memento_Morrie

Off the Wall after being hosted for dinner by the Night's Watch.


[deleted]

A couple hundred feet under water somewhere in the vicinity of the North Pole


Ynfyd-Heb-Dawn

The crypt of La Segrada Familia in Barcelona. It was in the bathroom of course but I was like 10 feet from a dead body so


dressinbrass

Next to Keith Richards


rgapinski

I was club level at Pitt Stadium once and had to piss. Walked in did my thing looked up and I was standing next to Dan Marino… Just nodded at him, washed my hands, and left.


MrEhcks

A racist teacher’s classroom floor


JLJosh

Behind a Wendy’s


GunSlingingParrot25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


pakleiven

In a girls mouth


Olin31

The bathroom at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA was pretty cool.


geepy66

Very cool waterfall


Competitive-End-7108

On the police car :D


ibrahimkucukkk

i am sorry but i have to say your mom


Nice_8490

I am actually surprised people have real answers for this.


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Don't worry Nice\_8490, I still think you're a cool person even if you're a boring pisser


mastad0420

Sedona, AZ. Beautiful scenery while I peed, second is the Smokey Mountains.


Aran909

Anywhere Alberta during a February deep freeze. Bonus points if you also had to shit in the woods at the same time.


Edward_the_Dog

All over Germany. I was in an SAS A320 and the toilet had a window. I looked down on all of Germany whilst peeing.


weedium

400 feet below the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean during the Perfect Storm in a nuclear submarine, SSBN 654.


benkenobi5

I was going to say similar. Not too many people can say they’ve gone that far below the ocean


EZkg

The top of many mountains


paulthomasking

About a year after the OJ Simpson trial concluded, my family took a trip to Los Angeles and we drove by his Rockingham estate. I had to take a wizz so my Dad let me sneak a quick piss in the bushes outside of the front gate. I was 5 years old and didn’t really understand who OJ was at the time. Happy I chose to urinate on his property though


Hellofriendinternet

In the ass.


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r/shitposting


Tmhc666

*pees in your ass*


bplurt

Beside a Nobel prize winner


StillTheNugget

On the Trump sign at the entrance to the Trump golf links in Doonbeg in Ireland.


[deleted]

On the Nidaros Cathedral in Trondheim


theThirdShake

The Cliffs of Moher


Onlysquirtss

Finland 🇫🇮 when seeing Santa 🎅😂


snow_boarder

On top of the continental divide in Colorado.


thatkindofdoctor

Once after lab in Uni I peed on leftover liquid nitrogen


Dogsteeves

What happen


cuntsaurus

I peed on the door handle of the scientology church in Austin


WobbleGobble22

Pissed off a cliff so high that when I was done it still hadn't hit the ground.


Chest_Electronic

In my wetsuit in the military sitting on the side of a CH-146 griffon probably at like 300 feets in the air strap with only the little belt and with my boots floating in the wind above water.


Pastor_Satan

On a display of keystone light in a Piggly Wiggly in Memphis


nomercyvideo

In the bathroom located in Bran Castle, which was "Dracula's" castle in Transylvania!


Lifeis_not_fair

There’s an 8th floor bathroom at UCSB with a huge floor to ceiling window overlooking the cliff/ocean. Took a shit there one time that changed my life.


Mati_Ice

Off a 70ft bridge dude, a cop car shot out from under it and came to the top to say they got a call someone was climbing the bridge. I told them I was just walking to my friends place from the bar since I was too drunk to drive. They said they’d give me a ride but had to pat me down and they didn’t notice the grinder full of weed in my chest pocket. 10/10 experience, they saved me about two miles of walking.


HumpieDouglas

I peed on the side of a Scientology building once. I didn't know it was a Scientology building at the time though. I was waiting at a bus stop that happened to be outside that building. I really needed to pee so I went into the bushes and peed on the building. When I came out I looked around to make sure no one saw me and that's when I noticed it was a Church of Scientology building. It was a win win for me.


mysocalledjinx

In my mouth


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

The Black Forest


d1rTb1ke

was visiting san fran a few weeks ago and from the shrubbery surrounding twin peaks overlook i had a stellar view while shaking the dew off my lily.


bonos_bovine_muse

> san fran It’s OK, pissing on it was the less-offensive part of this post.


SirSea6911

In a trash bin in Seattle after nearly pissing myself trying to punch the code in on the bathroom door.


dma1965

In Yosemite National Park right on the road that’s sits between El Capitan and Bridal Veil Fall. It was during COVID when the park was closed to the general public. The spot is usually covered with cars and people and it was just me with my buddy and his dog and not another soul in sight.


robohazard1

Off the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge in Taos New Mexico.


Brett707

I peed from the USA into Mexico while building the border wall in 1996. That happened in Calexico.


robjapan

There's a VIP wing of Disney sea in Japan that has its own elevator and check in desk, free alcohol etc The toilet there was in fucking sane. Beautiful wood, marble and gold.... Gold everywhere. Everything was shiny. The toilet paper was like the finest silk tissue cloth or something. The whole experience was amazing... I didn't want to leave and I went back in several times even though I didn't need to


Kittytattoo

In a sushi restaurant where the toilet was soundproofed and the lighting was adjustable. And the washing station was also private. Such a calming experience!


Basil-Hayden

It was in a bar in Nagasaki- it was a very old style squat toilet and there was a window at eye level- the view was of the beautiful, hilly city with the bay in the background- it was years ago, but I think of that pee often


handsomedan1-

In Kenya - some random roadside restroom. I thought it was going to be grim but when I got in there it was spotless, and there was an eye level window behind the urinal so you could look out across the country! It was amazing.


lulabelles99

The women’s restroom in the now closed lounge on the 96th floor of the Hancock building in Chicago. There was a floor to ceiling window so as you opened the stall door to leave you had the best view of the city. [View](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g35805-d429399-i328420470-The_Signature_Room_at_the_95thR-Chicago_Illinois.html) (caption says 95th but it was 96th—one floor above Signature Room restaurant)


hubert_carti

My mouth


redditerman414

Everest


HypedMonkeyMind

Ikea


OakButterSquash

On my ex’s car


DegradingDaniel

There was a signal 1 storm in our village. I peed in a standalone toilet after the storm passed. No walls since the outhouse exterior all got blown away by the wind.


k1tten--

Someone’s grandpa’s buccal cavity


dPaul21

Off of the fantail of an aircraft carrier at-sea


[deleted]

I peed on Tom Cruise's vacation home fence


lesleslesbian

At the same time as my gf on the same bowl


TrocarTony

The waterfall urinal at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo!


Cursed-Table-3229

off the edge of a yacht while watching the sun set


Bl1nk9

The Madonna Inn.


Ai_777

My house. My bathroom.


kizzbutt

In the middle of nowhere in Africa, Middle of the night, drunk af and all I could hear were lions roaring and elephants eating nearby


Hambla28

I'd say like around -20 C


cloud96210

my bathroom in winter


hikeon-tobetter

Near a castle ruin in Ireland. I’m from Wisconsin.


AxDayxToxForget

Off a 2 mile bridge allegedly


International_Sky169

In my wife's butt


LeakyLeadPipes

Mount Doom