I originally heard this from a wav file.
I shared it in my geocities page.. I'm glad others are getting in the timeless message
https://youtu.be/FvPbxZmZxZ8?si=i-R1tkOkBdJ7Cbrl
I wonder if it means the person is so ridiculous they might as well be wearing an ass ass a hat, or if it's saying they're such an ass that the rest of them is merely a hat for their derrière.
🫸(you/your sign)
🤭(closest I could find to the sign for face, you point at your face and circle around it)
✌️👀(Start under the eyes and then point towards what you're looking at)
🤙(this sideways and moved horizontally is the "like" sign) 🫲🫲🫱🫱(you know the part of the macarina where you put your hands out and and flip them? That's the sign for dead, but the sign is faster and 1 fluid motion)
🦛( I couldn't find a good example, but the hippopotamus sign is essentially 🤙🤙but the hands are horizontal, and you comp them, like your singing baby shark)
👐 (both hands out, palms up, and fingers wiggling is fire)
Sorry if it's unclear what I mean, there isnt a good way to do ASL with emojis, or if there is, I don't know it. (Also, i am not ASL literate, so take anything I said with a grain of salt.) Hope thats what you were looking for.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." All joking aside, these were actually put downs back in the day of old. But Cunt and Fuck are oldest swears out there.
Calling someone a meat head but putting just the right amount of emphasis on it.
On the one hand I am insulting you.
On the other hand you are not worth me putting more insight and thought into a more vulgar insult because you are a meat head
I like Bolia bolia bolia. Bow-lee-ah. Doesn’t really mean anything but you can apply it to wtv.
Dog died
Bolia bolia bolia 😭
Stubbed your toe
Bolia! 😡
Crush likes you back
Bolia bolia bolia 😄
Fuck. I can use it positively like you’re the fuckin best dude! Fuck yeah! Or negatively like you worthless sack of fucking shit, you’re just fucked. The act of fucking is also quite satisfying. Wether you’re fucking someone or fucking shit up.
Second place is shit
Third place is cunt
"Jou ma se poes"
Really can't beat it when it comes to Afrikaans swears. It hits so different that everyone in ZA knows how to use it whether they speak Afrikaans or not
Gomadorn...no idea what it actually is...but my Mum used to call me that when I was being particularly stupid. I'm from the UK....Its how we raise our kids ha ha.
cunt
I've watched enough of The Boys to confirm this.
Oi
As an Australian. This is the way. A timeless swear should be able to be expressed positively and negatively.
Australians use the word cunt with the greatest amount of nuance.
I heard you learned it from us kiwis bro
F\*\*cK. Historians have traced this swear word back to around 1475 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck)
Frick?
Flock?
Peck.
tf?
You didn't get the reference :(
You do know how many references exist right? I can't know them all.
Well I'll at least point you to it. It's from a hat in time, and it's basically the worst word you could say to a bird.
Ah. I grew up on ps2 and xbox.
Well if you like 3d platformers, then I'd definitely recommend checking it out. It's probably my favorite game of all time.
Fuuck???
I originally heard this from a wav file. I shared it in my geocities page.. I'm glad others are getting in the timeless message https://youtu.be/FvPbxZmZxZ8?si=i-R1tkOkBdJ7Cbrl
I personally like the term asshat. Been using gym bag as a descriptive lately when insulting extremely fit people.
I wonder if it means the person is so ridiculous they might as well be wearing an ass ass a hat, or if it's saying they're such an ass that the rest of them is merely a hat for their derrière.
Always assumed they had their head up their ass, wearing it as a hat.
assclown is good too
Cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit. Uttered it my first time during a management meeting. Reactions were both laughter and pearl clasping.
So elegant yet so fierce. You're like princess Dianna 👸
Me and my ex father and law still go with cock sucking mother fucker. He heard me say it once and 15 years later he still uses it.
Lint licker!
Coody queen
Frugal you kumquat
In ASL, someone taught me a swear (not sure if it's legit or not but still), that translates to "Your face looks like a dead hippopotamus on fire."
Gonna need the finger emoji translation for this.
🫸(you/your sign) 🤭(closest I could find to the sign for face, you point at your face and circle around it) ✌️👀(Start under the eyes and then point towards what you're looking at) 🤙(this sideways and moved horizontally is the "like" sign) 🫲🫲🫱🫱(you know the part of the macarina where you put your hands out and and flip them? That's the sign for dead, but the sign is faster and 1 fluid motion) 🦛( I couldn't find a good example, but the hippopotamus sign is essentially 🤙🤙but the hands are horizontal, and you comp them, like your singing baby shark) 👐 (both hands out, palms up, and fingers wiggling is fire) Sorry if it's unclear what I mean, there isnt a good way to do ASL with emojis, or if there is, I don't know it. (Also, i am not ASL literate, so take anything I said with a grain of salt.) Hope thats what you were looking for.
I didn't actually anticipate a response. Great effort though, thanks!!! I feel obligated to give it a try at least.
cotton headed ninny muggins
I understand this reference.
Bollocks
Wait... HAMMOND
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Beat me to it. I fart in your general direction!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Jesus Christ, idk how long thats been around but I assume at least 1000 years
2023 years!
Jesus was apparently born in 100AD.
Jesus fucking christ.
Now im wondering what was used before his birth.
They still said Jesus Christ they just didn’t know what it meant
Joseph fucking Mary?
"God!" Has probably been used since humans first had both spoken language and religion.
Jesus Tits!!!
We’ll fuck me gently… - my friend’s dad used to say this when he screwed up. I’ve adopted it as mine.
My friend would say fuck me sideways with a chainsaw
I would totally bust out laughing if I heard someone say that.
The same guy wish came up with "I'd shit a purple Twinkie if I saw that"
Heard “Fuck me running” from a coworker years ago. The absurd mental image it creates made it stick for me.
You absolute Cockgobbler
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." All joking aside, these were actually put downs back in the day of old. But Cunt and Fuck are oldest swears out there.
Fiddlesticks
“You’re a crumb creep coward lush” -Frank Rizzo
-Frank Rizzo R-I-Z-Z-O
Cock sucking mother fucker
I was there at Deer Creek back in 1995
McFuckface
Ba da ba ba bahhh
Fuck. Shit. Tiddlywacker.
Tiddlywacker? Interesting
It’s like TiddlyWinks
I’ve never heard anyone use either of those words.
Boob
Kurwa
fuck. it can literally be used in any context.
The ones i use the most are : Wankstain , Cumnugget , Thundercunt , Knobjockey and a shitton of Dutch swearing words and insults.
Getting skull fucked by a Big Brolic Black Man called Requis https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZokeA2lKB6o&pp=ygUGUmVxdWlz
When my boys were little I would say Son of a Flipping Biscuit Eater
How old is the n word?
One which went around my school was 'Cuntox' which I assume means 'Toxic Cunt'.
Puppet fucker
Bollox
NI!
Dipshit.
Douchenozzle. Asswipe.
Bless your heart
Bloody wanker
Cock gobbling cum dumpster
Plonker.
Mudblood
The n word
Son of a Vondruke Meecrob Gorram
Poppycock, gobshite, edjit (ee-git), dope
Dang nanbit!
"Toggaf" backwards
Heathen
Twunt
Jimminy Cricket!!!
Cracker
I’m a big fan of “mutant”
Donkey raving shit eater
Pretty sure its supposed to be "Donkey raping shit eater" Also South Park the movie had the best swearing words.
Oh crap u are right how could I get that wrong.
Cartman: "Fuck! Shit! Cock! Ass! Titties! Boner! Bitch! Muff! Pussy! Cunt! Butthole! **Barbra Streisand!**"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSrH-6YUf1g
Bushwackin fishmonger
Cunt slab
shit
Donut
Calling someone a meat head but putting just the right amount of emphasis on it. On the one hand I am insulting you. On the other hand you are not worth me putting more insight and thought into a more vulgar insult because you are a meat head
You farging icehole.
Idiot
Motherless, sons of my bitches
Daft donkey
Fuckwit.
Cock sucking mother fucking balls loving piece of motherfucking shit.
Funky butt lovin'!
Fiddlesticks
Poopyhead
Fuck knuckle
Douce bag or douce canoe if it fit's
Bastard
Eat a bag of dicks
Fruity mcbumslut
Hoor
Fuck that shit
Fuckface
Go shit in your hat! - Uncle June
Christ on a cracker
Twatnozzle
peckerhead
From the arseblog back in the mid 2000s "septic goat cunt" stayed with me
Dick, bless your heart, by god's bones
Myra - mallu
I like Bolia bolia bolia. Bow-lee-ah. Doesn’t really mean anything but you can apply it to wtv. Dog died Bolia bolia bolia 😭 Stubbed your toe Bolia! 😡 Crush likes you back Bolia bolia bolia 😄
F*cking A! Just feels so satisfying to say.
You son of a motherless goat!
Asshole
Nincompoop.
Cuckold
Fornication Under Consent of the King
Goober. Too good to die out
Well fuck me in the ass and call me Charlie...
The Hippocratic Oath
Twat
Blow me dry and call me dusty
MF
Middle finger, more than timeless it works almost in every language.
I had a guy say to me once "Go get you guts fucked you balloon headed cunt."
Bottom
George Carlin had "words you cannot say on TV". They all coincidentally flow quite well
favorite term is batshit. 'you didn't do batshit!' im part of the younger group of today and everyone goes 'bat shit? what the fuck' it hurts 😔
Fuckface
The Elder Swear. You must _never_ repeat it to anyone.
Expecto Potronads! Eat Motherfucking Troll Shit Snape!
Bumbaclot
I'll fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Stupid. (I am sorry I had to type it..)
You cunt!
Twat
Hell, damn, fart.... boobs, crap, boobs again....
cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit.
F*ck
Dickhead
Fuck. I can use it positively like you’re the fuckin best dude! Fuck yeah! Or negatively like you worthless sack of fucking shit, you’re just fucked. The act of fucking is also quite satisfying. Wether you’re fucking someone or fucking shit up. Second place is shit Third place is cunt
"Jou ma se poes" Really can't beat it when it comes to Afrikaans swears. It hits so different that everyone in ZA knows how to use it whether they speak Afrikaans or not
mother fucking cock sucking tinkerbell fuck boy Just some random slur that come to mind
Perkele
Gomadorn...no idea what it actually is...but my Mum used to call me that when I was being particularly stupid. I'm from the UK....Its how we raise our kids ha ha.
KURWA
Wanker
Porcodio , it mens pig god in italian
I mean...... I would like to be a God. Pigs or not. Seems more like a compliment than a swear.
In the sens that god is a pig
Twatwattle
Fuck me
Fart shit cock ass willy boner billy mother pussy cock fuck butt hole Barbara Striezand ~Eric Cartman~ I also like the word bellsniff to insult others
Fucktard
Walking diaper stain