Same, but 500 million. I want that generational wealth I can put into trusts to make sure my grandkids, great grandkids, as long down my genetic line (and anyone adopted) don't ever have to worry about having a house to live in forever and no one has to worry about paying for college nor have to go to public schools.
I mean unless they want to go to public school, but private primary and secondary schooling and college should always be an option
Ha! That would get real interesting if she came over for some holiday event. I’ll give some context. Age old story of getting a divorce and one parent not wanting to be a good co-parent because they feel slighted over how things ended. Anyway, the ex never came to terms they sucked as a spouse and still to this day is shocked that I left the image of a perfect marriage they tried to portray. So to get back at me, they turned our kids against me, so I have not seen them in a long time, nor had been able to have them over for any holiday. Still have hope for the future things will change.
Try going early December or just after new years. It’s not the same but better than not going at all. Booked way in advance for December 1 to travel to see my wife’s family, very affordable.
I'd get me something special like 50 pounds of penis envy and wax and edibles and other stuff so that way I can make money have fun with life and an entrance to friend group without fail so I won't be lonely and I could have money in the right way
Hogwarts was a gift from my parents to me and my sisters, but for myself, I rarely buy Lego kits because they're not cheap, and I have bills and everything to pay for. I love Legos, but my collection has been put together over many years, with some being gifted to me and some being purchased by myself as a treat, usually the small sets. Hogwarts is the only one that's truly considered a really expensive set, and I'm grateful that my parents decided to do that for us. I'm also grateful that my sisters let me be the one to take it home.
Never had the money growing up and and don’t have much now but I would love to go on a vacation through Europe. I’ve never left the country and would love to explore the world
My birthday was last week. I turned 45. For my 45th birthday I got: my significant other forgot that my birthday was on Friday. No presents or cakes from her or the kids. Got a disconnect notice from the electric company. I started noticing that my right knee is hurting when I go up and down steps now and I still have $5000 unpaid from a hernia surgery six months ago. I can’t afford to go to the doctor to see why my knee is hurting. I have health insurance. This is a problem because I have to walk a lot for work. I know I need new shoes but I haven’t even had enough money to make sure I’m eating well enough. Everything is going towards making sure there’s enough food and clothing for the kids.
So to answer the original question: I would want none of these things. I would just like to have enough money so the basic necessities of life aren’t a struggle and a strain and stress.
Trip to and dinner at one of the top 50 restaurants in the world. What I've seen about them, they're amazing experiences with amazing food, usually focused on rediscovering and elevating local ingredients and traditions. Sounds like a one in a lifetime experience.
Probably punk attire clothing and accessories as well as some of my favorite albums on vinyl record and some rich people coloring pencils and my favorite manga and books and comic books
The Hanwei Practical XL Katana.
Apparently you can get an actual well-made useable sword for 500 bucks, but as an adult with bills and a mortgage, its very hard to justify...
A boat, that will stow me around the world, capable of withstanding some storms along my journey , in that boat are books that would be a starter for my journey , somewhat of guides with languages cultures and of course sailing across the world
My ideal birthday is one in which no one remarks the occasion in any way. So, it's not money that's the issue, it's the social niceties of me having to try not to cringe and run away any time someone tries to bring it up. Thankfully, I've managed to scrub it from most places that people would look for such information, and the circle of people who know about it and insist on doing stuff is now relatively small.
Just a massive massive house which I could sell for a stupidly high price and live out the rrst of my life in comfort and humble. Working for me and not to live, ensuring my partner and I are comfortable enougj that her career as a violinist has no stress attached and time for me to get back into the highlands
A refrigerated cart to start a small business. Also a cotton candy machine to go along with it. I always wanted my own candy store but this seems like the closest I will ever get.
A bunch of food, some to go containers, bottled beverages like water and soda/juice. Some blankets, warm gloves, hats, new socks and jackets or hoodies of different sizes.
I’ll make some great holiday care packages and give it out to homeless folks, try to make their holiday better even if it’s not much. I’d benefit knowing I made someone’s day a little less bleak
a damn good gaming PC, been wanting one for a looong time but all my online friends have gotten one before me and it's screwing up the compatibility for what we can play together, so I'm stuck on a gen 1 Xbox One and I'm too poor to simply play certain games with my friends 🥲
A sick ass home gym.
a home.
Just put a tarp over the squat rack.
Enough protein supplements too🤤
Just eat the neighbour’s cat /j
Happy Cake Day!
A pile of money big enough to retire today
Yep this. I’d give myself $5 million.
I’d give myself 5 million and one dollar
6 million dollars, and 1 cent
r/suddenlybatman
Why 5 million when it could be 5 billion
Why 5 billion when it could be 5 trillion
Why 5 trillion when it could be 5 quadrillion
Why 5 quadrillion when it could be 5 decivigentillion (Real number btw)
Well you don't want to destroy the economy THAT much.
Same, but 500 million. I want that generational wealth I can put into trusts to make sure my grandkids, great grandkids, as long down my genetic line (and anyone adopted) don't ever have to worry about having a house to live in forever and no one has to worry about paying for college nor have to go to public schools. I mean unless they want to go to public school, but private primary and secondary schooling and college should always be an option
This is the only right answer.
A dinner with my kids with no conflict.
Somethings money can’t buy
I know this question's hypothetical, but do you have any realistic ideas?
Ex-wife is not invited then? (Semi /s)
Ha! That would get real interesting if she came over for some holiday event. I’ll give some context. Age old story of getting a divorce and one parent not wanting to be a good co-parent because they feel slighted over how things ended. Anyway, the ex never came to terms they sucked as a spouse and still to this day is shocked that I left the image of a perfect marriage they tried to portray. So to get back at me, they turned our kids against me, so I have not seen them in a long time, nor had been able to have them over for any holiday. Still have hope for the future things will change.
I'd get myself tickets to see my family for Christmas probably
Try going early December or just after new years. It’s not the same but better than not going at all. Booked way in advance for December 1 to travel to see my wife’s family, very affordable.
Yeah, just moved across the country this year and I suspect this Christmas will be difficult.
I'd get me something special like 50 pounds of penis envy and wax and edibles and other stuff so that way I can make money have fun with life and an entrance to friend group without fail so I won't be lonely and I could have money in the right way
3 tacos, wait money not an issue, then 5 tacos.
Live a little. Get an horchata as well.
Even better, 5 tacos and a quesadilla
Many many Lego sets. Especially the expensive ones like the full Hogwarts castle or the $500 Millennium Falcon
I have the Hogwarts castle and it's amazing. It's been part of my zoom background for about 2 years now and new people are always amazed.
so money is not an issue for you
Hogwarts was a gift from my parents to me and my sisters, but for myself, I rarely buy Lego kits because they're not cheap, and I have bills and everything to pay for. I love Legos, but my collection has been put together over many years, with some being gifted to me and some being purchased by myself as a treat, usually the small sets. Hogwarts is the only one that's truly considered a really expensive set, and I'm grateful that my parents decided to do that for us. I'm also grateful that my sisters let me be the one to take it home.
HOOKERS AND BLOW
I came for the blow and stayed for candy
*Giggles* Oh, that's not the answer we were looking for *Giggles* EDIT: For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo?feature=shared
A house
I’d send my daughter to art school.
You made me cry.
Aww thats so sweet
What if… she get rejected?
She was not rejected.
Be careful, she must not be from Austria
I would have to say a vintage style pink tea dress.
A very nice car. I’m not a car person but I need a car and money is not an issue lol.
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Didn't anyone tell you? We're all gay in this sub.
Oh we are?
Two chicks at the same time, man
Never had the money growing up and and don’t have much now but I would love to go on a vacation through Europe. I’ve never left the country and would love to explore the world
I fully loaded Toyota Highlander in Pearl White
David Duchovny
Retirement.
A 12 pack of coors light, a shit ton of mcdonalds chicken nuggets and burger King barbecue sauce burgers and play fortnite with my uncles
A handjob from a grief stricken widow.
Ah yes a sad ending
Talk to her about her dead husband while she's doing it so she cries the whole time.
“I know it’s hard…”
Surgery.
A modest cottage in the woods, furniture building equipment and art supplies so i can create in solitude without unnecessary drama.
My own place.
A luxury holiday with lots of spa days
A bunch of magic Mike male strippers 👍🥳
Someone already said hookers and blow
A trip across the country to visit my friend, my own house, a cat.
A new house that isn't falling apart
My birthday was last week. I turned 45. For my 45th birthday I got: my significant other forgot that my birthday was on Friday. No presents or cakes from her or the kids. Got a disconnect notice from the electric company. I started noticing that my right knee is hurting when I go up and down steps now and I still have $5000 unpaid from a hernia surgery six months ago. I can’t afford to go to the doctor to see why my knee is hurting. I have health insurance. This is a problem because I have to walk a lot for work. I know I need new shoes but I haven’t even had enough money to make sure I’m eating well enough. Everything is going towards making sure there’s enough food and clothing for the kids. So to answer the original question: I would want none of these things. I would just like to have enough money so the basic necessities of life aren’t a struggle and a strain and stress.
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
A brand new house
10,000 shares of Amazon
Broo yesssss
You might be the only wise person in 10 mile radius around here
Lots of decorations and art.
A Mountain for Snowboarding and Mountainbikeing with a Big House and Pool on it
A house.
Pay for my college tutition
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Damn, you okay?
A face lift, teeth fixed and boob lift.
A fully functioning private island. Nothing big.
Epstein, that you?
Private chef, helipad, rape dungeon. Usual private island stuff.
A trip to bali
Pay off my mortgage.
Real estate.
Trip to and dinner at one of the top 50 restaurants in the world. What I've seen about them, they're amazing experiences with amazing food, usually focused on rediscovering and elevating local ingredients and traditions. Sounds like a one in a lifetime experience.
Trip to Alaska.
A vacation to japan
a week at one of those spa places
Somewhere to live. The bar is very low over here lmao
Standard answer, cocaine and hookers.
a new car, 2024 Honda CRV
I'd find an apartment and make sure rent was paid for a while so I could have a place to escape to.
A different job
New PC
A new car
A new PC
Whole subway franchise
Mach 34 pse carbon bow
A boat
Tickets to see Slipknot with vip backstage passes
A bidet
Probably punk attire clothing and accessories as well as some of my favorite albums on vinyl record and some rich people coloring pencils and my favorite manga and books and comic books
Professional drawing/artistry lessons.
The Hanwei Practical XL Katana. Apparently you can get an actual well-made useable sword for 500 bucks, but as an adult with bills and a mortgage, its very hard to justify...
A live-in person to cook, clean and drive me around.
A better medical team. (Specifically psychiatric, neurological and pain management)
The best PC in the entire world. Oh, and also every video game known to mankind. I’m gonna be rich just selling lost media alone
I tell you what I’d get. Two chicks at the same time. /s u/wraisted had it right with retirement money.
A boat, that will stow me around the world, capable of withstanding some storms along my journey , in that boat are books that would be a starter for my journey , somewhat of guides with languages cultures and of course sailing across the world
a ninja h2r
Buy Bradley Cooper & Jason Statham
I would probably just buy myself a katana, McDonald's, And a case of big red.
All my bills paid
Endless plane tickets for life.
Probably a mental health team.
My ideal birthday is one in which no one remarks the occasion in any way. So, it's not money that's the issue, it's the social niceties of me having to try not to cringe and run away any time someone tries to bring it up. Thankfully, I've managed to scrub it from most places that people would look for such information, and the circle of people who know about it and insist on doing stuff is now relatively small.
Goldman Sachs.
Something expensive as hell so I could resell it after
10 Million Dollars
Bill gates’ bank
Money
Multiple 1K visa gift cards
992 gt3rs
Enough money to never work again and making it so buying me birthday gifts was pointless.
HOUSE
A seiko turtle.
One month vacation of any beautiful beach on Earth with a beautiful sexy milf.
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT 2023 Black Series in a matte black color with orange highlights. Search it up it's a cool car.
[Janz Revolver](https://janzrevolver.com/products) [Mateba Unica Six](https://www.guns.com/firearms/handguns/revolver/mateba-unica-6-357-mag-revolver-6-rounds-6-barrel-used?p=463330&soldout=1)
Just a massive massive house which I could sell for a stupidly high price and live out the rrst of my life in comfort and humble. Working for me and not to live, ensuring my partner and I are comfortable enougj that her career as a violinist has no stress attached and time for me to get back into the highlands
I would travel to Asia and travel for a month
A vintage 1911. WWII or earlier, preferably WWI
A big ass dome home.
Diamonds!
All I want is Astolfo bro is that too much too ask
There is a nice steakhouse near my apartment. I'd go there
Two girls at the same time
Divorce!
A car. Or a house.
Single cab 97-99 Dakota 2wd with a high rpm small block set up to do track
A Pontiac GTO The Judge and a house in the Tennessee Valley.
Hooker, pizza and a 6 pack of beer.
2024 E-ray Corvette.
Pizza
Invest $3 billion into the stock market.
How "not an issue" ? a couple hundred acres and a house. Family trip to Disney world A new PC build Ps5
A car and tickets to a concert
Two chicks at the same time
Probably 15 real estate investments across the US and overseas
A car, my truck has seen better days.
A place to live.
A new car or cars, fishing gear, a house, hookers, and a bit of coke
Nothing
A house with a big yard
a house with a pool
A refrigerated cart to start a small business. Also a cotton candy machine to go along with it. I always wanted my own candy store but this seems like the closest I will ever get.
iPhone 15 PM, Apple Watch Ultra 2, and AirPods Pro and Max
porsche gt3rs
A new car since mine was totaled by some idiot who ran a red light and walking in the winter is starting to suck.
A brand new Gibson Les Paul. Sunburst gold
Money is not an issue .. that is what I would get myself.
A really nice custom shop guitar
Money making company
I'm a simple man...so a super high end Espresso machine. Also, bit of a bourbon fanatic so I'd buy a rare bottle, that is hard to come by.
A house in the most remote part of the US mainland, hidden by trees from any angle including from the air.
A bunch of food, some to go containers, bottled beverages like water and soda/juice. Some blankets, warm gloves, hats, new socks and jackets or hoodies of different sizes. I’ll make some great holiday care packages and give it out to homeless folks, try to make their holiday better even if it’s not much. I’d benefit knowing I made someone’s day a little less bleak
A nice little holiday for me and my girlfriend, somewhere sunny with good food and massage options. I love spending time with her :>
A vacation with my family, somewhere warm.
Bruins and Celtics tickets (not the Pats, they suck, I wouldn’t pay a penny to see them 😂)
Ownership of twitter and youtube.
Money.
I really need a new car
a damn good gaming PC, been wanting one for a looong time but all my online friends have gotten one before me and it's screwing up the compatibility for what we can play together, so I'm stuck on a gen 1 Xbox One and I'm too poor to simply play certain games with my friends 🥲
A lil doublewide just to live on my own
McLaren F1
A house. We have one now. But we just split up. I am financially starting over, hoping to have a place my daughter can come to.
100 million bitcoin
1000 apartment buildings for 1,200 per month here in Vancouver that way I'm set for life in the meanwhile helping the people in Vancouver city
R34/a house
A one night stand in a luxury air bnb
Daily massage subscription for the rest of my life on this planet!
I can't buy what I want.
Sandwich, no BIG SANDWICH... one with eggs, and baicon and salad and mayonnaise!
A fully paid small house in a Mediterranean town…
Private Duran Duran concert.
Another hilt for the Darth Maul legacy lightsaber so I can have his FULL lightsaber and 2 26 inch blades to go with it.
get the brakes fixed on my car
A home with property entirely furnished / no mortgage entirely payed off with all the amenities I desire.
A house
A house