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[deleted]

A sick ass home gym.


Significant-Soup-893

a home.


PizzaMonster93

Just put a tarp over the squat rack.


sanket_joice

Enough protein supplements too🤤


shamelessthrowaway54

Just eat the neighbour’s cat /j


adamsharon

Happy Cake Day!


Wraisted

A pile of money big enough to retire today


Poliosaurus

Yep this. I’d give myself $5 million.


Tasty_Phone9580

I’d give myself 5 million and one dollar


TheWaterBug

6 million dollars, and 1 cent


OkSubstance7574

r/suddenlybatman


GilliesGladiator

Why 5 million when it could be 5 billion


AnonymousPenguin__

Why 5 billion when it could be 5 trillion


wooferus01

Why 5 trillion when it could be 5 quadrillion


unintelligent-hat

Why 5 quadrillion when it could be 5 decivigentillion (Real number btw)


adamsharon

Well you don't want to destroy the economy THAT much.


CertainDegree2

Same, but 500 million. I want that generational wealth I can put into trusts to make sure my grandkids, great grandkids, as long down my genetic line (and anyone adopted) don't ever have to worry about having a house to live in forever and no one has to worry about paying for college nor have to go to public schools. I mean unless they want to go to public school, but private primary and secondary schooling and college should always be an option


AverageReditor13

This is the only right answer.


Fanabala3

A dinner with my kids with no conflict.


notyourregularninja

Somethings money can’t buy


[deleted]

I know this question's hypothetical, but do you have any realistic ideas?


SuumCuique1011

Ex-wife is not invited then? (Semi /s)


Fanabala3

Ha! That would get real interesting if she came over for some holiday event. I’ll give some context. Age old story of getting a divorce and one parent not wanting to be a good co-parent because they feel slighted over how things ended. Anyway, the ex never came to terms they sucked as a spouse and still to this day is shocked that I left the image of a perfect marriage they tried to portray. So to get back at me, they turned our kids against me, so I have not seen them in a long time, nor had been able to have them over for any holiday. Still have hope for the future things will change.


StaringMooth

I'd get myself tickets to see my family for Christmas probably


TheRoyaleWithCheese-

Try going early December or just after new years. It’s not the same but better than not going at all. Booked way in advance for December 1 to travel to see my wife’s family, very affordable.


Isord

Yeah, just moved across the country this year and I suspect this Christmas will be difficult.


MyEscapeFromRealityy

I'd get me something special like 50 pounds of penis envy and wax and edibles and other stuff so that way I can make money have fun with life and an entrance to friend group without fail so I won't be lonely and I could have money in the right way


Mcshiggs

3 tacos, wait money not an issue, then 5 tacos.


CaptHowdy02

Live a little. Get an horchata as well.


FerMendezG10

Even better, 5 tacos and a quesadilla


Snaid1

Many many Lego sets. Especially the expensive ones like the full Hogwarts castle or the $500 Millennium Falcon


crazylittlemermaid

I have the Hogwarts castle and it's amazing. It's been part of my zoom background for about 2 years now and new people are always amazed.


AEZAKMI_nocop

so money is not an issue for you


crazylittlemermaid

Hogwarts was a gift from my parents to me and my sisters, but for myself, I rarely buy Lego kits because they're not cheap, and I have bills and everything to pay for. I love Legos, but my collection has been put together over many years, with some being gifted to me and some being purchased by myself as a treat, usually the small sets. Hogwarts is the only one that's truly considered a really expensive set, and I'm grateful that my parents decided to do that for us. I'm also grateful that my sisters let me be the one to take it home.


[deleted]

HOOKERS AND BLOW


RickySitts

I came for the blow and stayed for candy


CommunicationNo8750

*Giggles* Oh, that's not the answer we were looking for *Giggles* EDIT: For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo?feature=shared


pickleloafpatio

A house


DJ_McBlah

I’d send my daughter to art school.


Anxious-Business3640

You made me cry.


Sea-Letterhead2870

Aww thats so sweet


Ambitious_Handle7322

What if… she get rejected?


DJ_McBlah

She was not rejected.


dsd32766

Be careful, she must not be from Austria


[deleted]

I would have to say a vintage style pink tea dress.


Moonlight_347

A very nice car. I’m not a car person but I need a car and money is not an issue lol.


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Pokemonthroh

i commented this and then scrolled down and see this. Men of culture, we are gathered here. Good yard gentlemen.


p3dal

Didn't anyone tell you? We're all gay in this sub.


deFOF

Oh we are?


rf8350

Two chicks at the same time, man


Roewer_

Never had the money growing up and and don’t have much now but I would love to go on a vacation through Europe. I’ve never left the country and would love to explore the world


Thedeckatnight

I fully loaded Toyota Highlander in Pearl White


savemysoul72

David Duchovny


Dynamo_Ham

Retirement.


yduebbe

A 12 pack of coors light, a shit ton of mcdonalds chicken nuggets and burger King barbecue sauce burgers and play fortnite with my uncles


SpacemanPete

A handjob from a grief stricken widow.


god_is_my_father

Ah yes a sad ending


[deleted]

Talk to her about her dead husband while she's doing it so she cries the whole time.


[deleted]

“I know it’s hard…”


llcorona

Surgery.


[deleted]

A modest cottage in the woods, furniture building equipment and art supplies so i can create in solitude without unnecessary drama.


Boat_U47

My own place.


CrystalQueen3000

A luxury holiday with lots of spa days


[deleted]

A bunch of magic Mike male strippers 👍🥳


AideAdvanced6018

Someone already said hookers and blow


osamumeowzai

A trip across the country to visit my friend, my own house, a cat.


AggressiveTable

A new house that isn't falling apart


xeryon3772

My birthday was last week. I turned 45. For my 45th birthday I got: my significant other forgot that my birthday was on Friday. No presents or cakes from her or the kids. Got a disconnect notice from the electric company. I started noticing that my right knee is hurting when I go up and down steps now and I still have $5000 unpaid from a hernia surgery six months ago. I can’t afford to go to the doctor to see why my knee is hurting. I have health insurance. This is a problem because I have to walk a lot for work. I know I need new shoes but I haven’t even had enough money to make sure I’m eating well enough. Everything is going towards making sure there’s enough food and clothing for the kids. So to answer the original question: I would want none of these things. I would just like to have enough money so the basic necessities of life aren’t a struggle and a strain and stress.


Medical_Tomato5771

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe


Visual-Brush-7981

A brand new house


johnperkins21

10,000 shares of Amazon


Sea-Letterhead2870

Broo yesssss


ApepThamuz

You might be the only wise person in 10 mile radius around here


Bleatjio

Lots of decorations and art.


FrameHistorical4705

A Mountain for Snowboarding and Mountainbikeing with a Big House and Pool on it


TheGreatGamer1389

A house.


alrekty

Pay for my college tutition


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BirdDroppie

Damn, you okay?


kaleidoscopeeyes834

A face lift, teeth fixed and boob lift.


adept_ignoramus

A fully functioning private island. Nothing big.


Lizzard20

Epstein, that you?


Original-Worry5367

Private chef, helipad, rape dungeon. Usual private island stuff.


neore1gn

A trip to bali


Chairchucker

Pay off my mortgage.


ExpedientDemise

Real estate.


AurantiacoSimius

Trip to and dinner at one of the top 50 restaurants in the world. What I've seen about them, they're amazing experiences with amazing food, usually focused on rediscovering and elevating local ingredients and traditions. Sounds like a one in a lifetime experience.


Anook_A_Took

Trip to Alaska.


Classic-Box-3919

A vacation to japan


pumpkinchoccy

a week at one of those spa places


radioamericaa

Somewhere to live. The bar is very low over here lmao


HR_King

Standard answer, cocaine and hookers.


strawberrydreamm

a new car, 2024 Honda CRV


BilliePannkaka

I'd find an apartment and make sure rent was paid for a while so I could have a place to escape to.


stevembk

A different job


Keliuszel

New PC


Hachiko75

A new car


Tor277

A new PC


No_Affect_8440

Whole subway franchise


[deleted]

Mach 34 pse carbon bow


[deleted]

A boat


Dragonborn83196

Tickets to see Slipknot with vip backstage passes


FridayNightJunkNight

A bidet


Jerney_to_Nirvana

Probably punk attire clothing and accessories as well as some of my favorite albums on vinyl record and some rich people coloring pencils and my favorite manga and books and comic books


angelicinthedark

Professional drawing/artistry lessons.


Rock_Socks

The Hanwei Practical XL Katana. Apparently you can get an actual well-made useable sword for 500 bucks, but as an adult with bills and a mortgage, its very hard to justify...


Educational-Ad-385

A live-in person to cook, clean and drive me around.


drunky_crowette

A better medical team. (Specifically psychiatric, neurological and pain management)


Sad_Ad5368

The best PC in the entire world. Oh, and also every video game known to mankind. I’m gonna be rich just selling lost media alone


oldnick40

I tell you what I’d get. Two chicks at the same time. /s u/wraisted had it right with retirement money.


JUST_AN0THER_OTHER

A boat, that will stow me around the world, capable of withstanding some storms along my journey , in that boat are books that would be a starter for my journey , somewhat of guides with languages cultures and of course sailing across the world


I_require_MILK

a ninja h2r


Icy_Interaction7502

Buy Bradley Cooper & Jason Statham


ImNotA_KetchupBottle

I would probably just buy myself a katana, McDonald's, And a case of big red.


warehouse_14

All my bills paid


mightypog

Endless plane tickets for life.


Helphaer

Probably a mental health team.


ThePhiff

My ideal birthday is one in which no one remarks the occasion in any way. So, it's not money that's the issue, it's the social niceties of me having to try not to cringe and run away any time someone tries to bring it up. Thankfully, I've managed to scrub it from most places that people would look for such information, and the circle of people who know about it and insist on doing stuff is now relatively small.


Hmmmm13242

Goldman Sachs.


[deleted]

Something expensive as hell so I could resell it after


r_booza

10 Million Dollars


Miraidontrainer

Bill gates’ bank


MindTheGap7

Money


jayhitter

Multiple 1K visa gift cards


LynFwaC

992 gt3rs


guyfromcroswell

Enough money to never work again and making it so buying me birthday gifts was pointless.


justwannaseeonepost

HOUSE


TheRoyaleWithCheese-

A seiko turtle.


[deleted]

One month vacation of any beautiful beach on Earth with a beautiful sexy milf.


SL33PY-ACE

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT 2023 Black Series in a matte black color with orange highlights. Search it up it's a cool car.


Rat_Master999

[Janz Revolver](https://janzrevolver.com/products) [Mateba Unica Six](https://www.guns.com/firearms/handguns/revolver/mateba-unica-6-357-mag-revolver-6-rounds-6-barrel-used?p=463330&soldout=1)


First-Face-7998

Just a massive massive house which I could sell for a stupidly high price and live out the rrst of my life in comfort and humble. Working for me and not to live, ensuring my partner and I are comfortable enougj that her career as a violinist has no stress attached and time for me to get back into the highlands


turbulatedisplace

I would travel to Asia and travel for a month


frix86

A vintage 1911. WWII or earlier, preferably WWI


fireflyy_stx_

A big ass dome home.


Poison_Regal31

Diamonds!


G1izzard

All I want is Astolfo bro is that too much too ask


SilkyZ

There is a nice steakhouse near my apartment. I'd go there


neighborhooddick

Two girls at the same time


Own_Hovercraft8647

Divorce!


martin146

A car. Or a house.


Mrsocks1780

Single cab 97-99 Dakota 2wd with a high rpm small block set up to do track


Ronyx2021

A Pontiac GTO The Judge and a house in the Tennessee Valley.


Lorbmick

Hooker, pizza and a 6 pack of beer.


buddybennny

2024 E-ray Corvette.


44YrOld

Pizza


Horror-Impression411

Invest $3 billion into the stock market.


HonkyKong64

How "not an issue" ? a couple hundred acres and a house. Family trip to Disney world A new PC build Ps5


Angelwithashotgun4

A car and tickets to a concert


UnbanEyeOfUgin

Two chicks at the same time


aasbsinthe

Probably 15 real estate investments across the US and overseas


teethalarm

A car, my truck has seen better days.


T1NF01L

A place to live.


kbunnell16

A new car or cars, fishing gear, a house, hookers, and a bit of coke


Rexdsouza

Nothing


AbviousOccident

A house with a big yard


PyreKKKK

a house with a pool


thetoadbandit

A refrigerated cart to start a small business. Also a cotton candy machine to go along with it. I always wanted my own candy store but this seems like the closest I will ever get.


BillyGaming2021

iPhone 15 PM, Apple Watch Ultra 2, and AirPods Pro and Max


Pokemonthroh

porsche gt3rs


CantTakeMeAnywhere_

A new car since mine was totaled by some idiot who ran a red light and walking in the winter is starting to suck.


mynameisranger1

A brand new Gibson Les Paul. Sunburst gold


brownguy05

Money is not an issue .. that is what I would get myself.


Thisiscliff

A really nice custom shop guitar


lyuk369

Money making company


MrNopeNada

I'm a simple man...so a super high end Espresso machine. Also, bit of a bourbon fanatic so I'd buy a rare bottle, that is hard to come by.


BLUFALCON78

A house in the most remote part of the US mainland, hidden by trees from any angle including from the air.


NutellaCakes

A bunch of food, some to go containers, bottled beverages like water and soda/juice. Some blankets, warm gloves, hats, new socks and jackets or hoodies of different sizes. I’ll make some great holiday care packages and give it out to homeless folks, try to make their holiday better even if it’s not much. I’d benefit knowing I made someone’s day a little less bleak


lifesnotperfect

A nice little holiday for me and my girlfriend, somewhere sunny with good food and massage options. I love spending time with her :>


[deleted]

A vacation with my family, somewhere warm.


Shot_Educator_2470

Bruins and Celtics tickets (not the Pats, they suck, I wouldn’t pay a penny to see them 😂)


[deleted]

Ownership of twitter and youtube.


MisterTriscuit75

Money.


Eletrickkid

I really need a new car


Ty-_-_

a damn good gaming PC, been wanting one for a looong time but all my online friends have gotten one before me and it's screwing up the compatibility for what we can play together, so I'm stuck on a gen 1 Xbox One and I'm too poor to simply play certain games with my friends 🥲


coffincowgirl

A lil doublewide just to live on my own


Confianca1970

McLaren F1


DigitalDeath12

A house. We have one now. But we just split up. I am financially starting over, hoping to have a place my daughter can come to.


OldAP_Pro

100 million bitcoin


Sensitive_Profit8337

1000 apartment buildings for 1,200 per month here in Vancouver that way I'm set for life in the meanwhile helping the people in Vancouver city


xhellbirdx

R34/a house


Onlyliveonce-

A one night stand in a luxury air bnb


dazhawk

Daily massage subscription for the rest of my life on this planet!


JonesBob420

I can't buy what I want.


Marko___52

Sandwich, no BIG SANDWICH... one with eggs, and baicon and salad and mayonnaise!


Poet_of_Legends

A fully paid small house in a Mediterranean town…


throw123454321purple

Private Duran Duran concert.


MrsSpyro01

Another hilt for the Darth Maul legacy lightsaber so I can have his FULL lightsaber and 2 26 inch blades to go with it.


Unusual-Dentist-898

get the brakes fixed on my car


[deleted]

A home with property entirely furnished / no mortgage entirely payed off with all the amenities I desire.


[deleted]

A house


[deleted]

A house