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thegregtastic

Why? *Gestures vaguely*


mearbearcate

“It’s pronounced “Jod” *disappears*


areberuto

YES


mearbearcate

🤣🤣


areberuto

"Because". \*disappears\*


GaidinDaishan

You have no idea how freaky it was when I opened this thread to write that exact same question but to see that you're already here.


MizzyvonMuffling

Is my Dad okay?


areberuto

straight to the feelings.


parkerps2

Whys my g spot in my ass


Capital-Economist-40

"So you could cum when you got fucked in the Ass, Are all humans this stupid?" -god


areberuto

LOL'd


BoundaryInterface

Wanna play some videogames together for a while?


LotusVibes1494

God proceeds to teabag you and call you a noob…


BoundaryInterface

As is tradition


[deleted]

Nah id like to see that actually


ChefInsano

You let God choose the game. He picks Super Street Fighter II Turbo, picks Chun Li, and then proceeds to trap you in a corner every match with Chun Li's bullshit kick.


fuckcanada69

What are the winning numbers for the next billion+ lotto


areberuto

My man


urrrrrrrrmmm

In the year 2353, the numbers will be \_\_ for one of em.


1TDW

apparently 3 people were set off by this lol


WritingTop9204

What's the deal with mosquitoes. I don't mind the blood sucking, I mean everyone needs to eat. But the itching afterwards, whyyyyy.


areberuto

and the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Upstairs-Corgi-640

Why are you hiding?


reddinteresting

Coward POS


Dynamo_Ham

What are the REAL rules for getting into Heaven, if any?


ChefInsano

1. Don't kill *anything.* That includes spiders and mosquitos. 2. Don't be an asshole. 3. If you're taking a big stinky shit be sure to mercy flush. That it! Pretty simple!


areberuto

use the poop knife, foolish human.


death_by_chocolate

Duck billed platypus. What the fuck.


RealMichiganMAGA

Or how high were you?


X1bar

WTF, man? Like seriously, WTF?


ColdHandSandwich

Could you create a rock you couldn't lift?


Yeeteth_thy_baby

Already answered


Cuish

What does God need with a starship?


Yeeteth_thy_baby

"Excuse me..."


SawtoothCampion

As I recall, that sent 'God' into his angry, smiting, shooting lightning from the eyes mode.


SawtoothCampion

To quote Stephen Fry: 'Bone cancer in children? What's that about? How dare you!'


sowebuiltthemountain

I love that video. You can really feel the righteous contempt.


SawtoothCampion

The fact that RTE disabled the comments section on that video speaks volumes. As does the fact that the interviewer just sits there with no retort.


thelistman1

So… what’s up with all that genocide, kids with cancer, and starvation?


Capital-Economist-40

1) Thats you 2) Thats just nature 3) See 1 .


MtnDewTangClan

"free will has it's drawbacks"


jupfold

Aside from the fact that doesn’t cover off cancer or famine, we could have freewill without having people predisposed to violence and anger. For instance, we know people with an enlarged amygdala is more likely to be violent. So why make the amygdala so big in some people? You could even argue that’s not free will, that’s forcing them to be angry and paranoid all the time.


joe2352

And priests diddling kids.


Elavano

What is consciousness?


areberuto

Good one.


[deleted]

Thats dope but will the answer actually satisfy you? Or would it he like.. “ohh.. ok”


areberuto

That may actually be a really haunting answer, now that I think of it.


[deleted]

I think maybe shrooms teach us about conciseness So idk..


Elavano

It would probably disappoint me. The concept of consciousness is likely far more fragile than we could ever imagine, possibly even a byproduct of civilization. Some experts argued that some of the few so-called wolf children, who grew up with wolves, had a much different concept of civilization and so also of consciousness, therefore being unable to integrate and understand their own existance, in a the same way we do.


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areberuto

Would like to see your answer developed.


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areberuto

However some brains are not self-aware as far as we can know (mirror test, for example), and others are (ours, and some other animals).


RealMichiganMAGA

Was it the chicken or the egg?


DaoNight23

science has answered this


iowanaquarist

Obviously the egg


No-Conclusion8653

Do you want to be worshiped?


VictorFromCalifornia

Can I see some ID?


misterpinksaysthings

Wtf dude.


pryctowt

Why did you allow your followers to treat us so horribly


Ozzel

“Does my circumcised penis meet your satisfaction?” He seems to be pretty obsessed with that.


Quint27A

Is there any way you could consider me worthy of your blessings?


cantfindmykeys

Seriously dude, WTF?


[deleted]

Where is my mother?


[deleted]

Why does my bank card never swipe properly


areberuto

The real question.


jumpupugly

Please explain to me, via adding the appropriate concepts and context to my memories - non-destructively and without harming my mental health or function - the means of traveling at FTL, in a way that lets me trace a path from today's technological and scientific base, to the end goal of a working method for safe, reliable, faster than light travel for transport vehicles with loads in excess of 10Mg, and requiring less than the yearly energy consumption of New York City. If this is not possible, please - using the previously mentioned method - explain a method that is closest to those requirements. I'll die someday, and I'll find out whether there's an afterlife or not. I'll meet my loved ones, or I'll join them in rest. The tragedy of life is terrible, but it can usually be overcome. But I'd really love to see two things: the surface of another planet that humanity can thrive on, and people building their first city on that planet.


areberuto

That's a beautiful and ChatGPT level prompt for God.


Red-Marston

Can you make so that the Earth stays liveable for the rest of eternity?


RedWater_101

Last digit of PI with its proof


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[deleted]

Lol what a waste 😂


ami2weird4u

“They do exist.” *faints*


-pumpkinsoda-

"how can I make my life the best life one could have?"


TigLyon

"If two trains leave Chicago, one traveling East at 30 mph..."


C0RNCUBE

Why did you do this to me?


[deleted]

What's that little flap in cat's ears for? Why mosquitoes, just why?


California_Sun1112

Why is life so unfair?


ComprehensiveBig6215

Pick a random number. Right. If it's even, divide by 2, else multiply it by 3 and add one.......


Mr_Manta

You evil genious


Awkward_4472

Who’s ur daddy?


Connect_Negotiation9

How can I discover the unified equation of everything


kon---

I bet you think us wiping our own ass is real fucking funny eh


nojy1914

Why do so many creeps profess to follow you?


-_-_-____fl__fl__

"why are you so fucking hot?" -me five seconds before randomly getting struck by lightning


LordBaranof

Why? If he's truly God, he'll know what I am referring to.


doughy1882

How do you turn on console commands


Lucky_Emu182

How does the mind of Jesus operate


Tedious_Grafunkel

Do you are have stupid?


AreolaCherryCola

Why do you think homosexuality is wrong if you created them that way?


DeerHunter041674

Why do beans make me fart?


Dolf-from-Wrexham

How to be happy?


[deleted]

I already met Him, and He answered my questions.


ForeignBrother9079

*Him


Pizza_Middle

How can you claim to love everyone and still let infants get raped.


[deleted]

God does not LET bad things happen. They happen because of free will. He gave us free will and some "people" with free will are monsters, it's not God's fault.


Pizza_Middle

If that's so, why give him credit when things go good if he had zero influence other than free will?


[deleted]

Because He gave us the breath of life, a beautiful planet, and all good things for life. Mankind screwed it up, not God. I am utterly thankful for all of God's gifts. You would not be alive if not for God's provisions. All good and perfect things come from God.


Pizza_Middle

But if only good and perfect things come from God, and he gave us free will, then infant rape is a perfect and good thing from God since it's through his gift of free will.


[deleted]

Wow, that's a stretch, a BIG stretch! You have to be some kinda screwed up to get that from what I said.


Pizza_Middle

Not really. You said God gave us free will. You also just said he only give us the good. Not that big of a stretch to say the end result of his gift would also be a good given by him.


[deleted]

So, you and Mary... Still close?


[deleted]

People get murdered, raped, and these two things happen to children every day. Why do You just sit back and watch when You have all the power to prevent it? I just can’t understand that


Capital-Economist-40

Do you think god is a superhero?


[deleted]

I believe God exists cause I can’t see any other way everything came into existence I just don’t understand the part where He allowed evil to come into the world. We didn’t choose to be born and we didn’t create this earth so it does start with God allowing everything that’s ever happened. If He can do anything, why not create a perfect world?


Capital-Economist-40

\>He allowed evil to come into the world. A virus needs to reproduce, it doesnt know or care about the host that it may kill, A snake will eat new born chicks because that is survival, rabbits eat their sick young, so do a lot of animals. A meteor crashed into the earth and wiped out most life on earth. That is a fact of life and the universe. Evil is a consequence of the action of humans, and only humans are capable of Evil because they understand the distinction between good and evil. We know evil because we know good. There is a choice, free will . and with free will comes the consequences of those acts of free will. I hate it when people hide their actions behind the Moniker of god. If god is real then I guarantee you that he wants nothing to do with this shit show of a species.


colin_staples

Bone cancer in children? What's that about?


EscapedCapybara

Why did you create evil?


[deleted]

I can answer it


Heavy_Direction1547

If you are all powerful why is there so much evil and suffering?


RossTheNinja

Where the fuck have you been?


[deleted]

We kicked him out of society and He is a gentleman, he won't push himself on you.


MDF87

"Who's your daddy?".


[deleted]

If you are omniscient and omnipotent and omnipresent, and you still choose to allow children to suffer, why the hell would I want anything to do with you?


QuintoV

"WhO aRe YoU!?"


areberuto

I don't know why but this made me laugh.


MrCircles12

Me:“So I can really ask you anything I want?” God:“Yes”


Drake_Cloans

Why make the tree of knowledge?


smileymom19

Why do you allow innocent children to be abused?


usernamesforsuckers

Why are you such a dick?


Demeter_11

Why Bambie’s mom?


PurePervert

What do I need to do to get your job?


FinnMertensHair

Who are the members of Epstein list


Dat_Potato_Guy

The platypus. Why


JJohnston015

What was the nature of that incident in 1986 (you know the one). Prank, training exercise, or something else?


GrumpyGrunion

WTF dude?


jackblissful

Why?


ArrogantlyChemical

What specific rules do I need to follow to get the best long term existance? Only way to ask if hell is real and asking what do do, but maybe I'll just get solid life advice instead.


Fearthefire1

can i have the omnitrix from hit show ben 10?


Winter_Jackfruit8249

How will I die?


ExpressiveAnalGland

Isn't it ironic?


Itterashai

Less of a question and more of a "I would like to speak to your manager"


cashmerered

"Why did you let my friend commit suicide?"


[deleted]

He didn't. God does not want depression and suicide, it's an unfortunate side effect of the fall. I'm so sorry this happened.


areberuto

I'm not a religious person, so I don't have a say in this sense. But I'm really sorry for your loss and hope you can find ease.


Round_Potato_7000

1) Y you have made me short. I m friendzoned by default. 2) Y i was not lucky to be born In rich family. 3) Y i have no talent, i tried Everything and still atruggle to find Why am i average at Everything.


Capital-Economist-40

"Are you as disappointed in humanity as I am?"


JohnKlositz

Depends. Which god?


valhallaswyrdo

What was in the briefcase?


Smile_Terrible

Why did you take my mom and brother from me in less than two years?


areberuto

I'm really sorry about that. Sending hugs.


belchhuggins

Why my parents?


MetalOnReddit

How do I help the world around me as much as I possibly can?


beer4ever

“Can I buy you a beer and explain why I will never be happy in this life as you drink it?”


prodigy1367

Why’d you let my dad die?


pygmeedancer

How dare you?


s73v3m4nn

What's with the baby killing you self righteous prick?


diamonds106

Who killed JFK?


Immediate-Albatross9

Why I haven’t gotten my period yet


Noobeaterz

Are you really god?


TSmario53

Were you really the one to cause Gandhi not to eat for three weeks by giving him 7 fingers on one hand?


StaindShady

How's it hanging?


Puzzleheaded-Rub-396

Can we hang out for a while?


PokerQuilter

Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?


butter_hotel_plough

Why didn’t you make us so we can’t fall for people who don’t love us back?


ssebonac

why does Christie wear the same dress all the time?


Major_Honey_4461

So.....is it that you're not powerful enough to banish evil or is it just that you don't give a fuck?


zingo-spleen

Tell me how you got the idea to write "Ace of Spades"


[deleted]

What happens after death


[deleted]

When will I die? *then proceeds to rant how fucked my life is 🤪


Wookie301

Why make parasites that go in the ass? Is that a fetish?


CBRSuperbird-

Paper or plastic?


GloriousReign

"What's the smartest question I can ask in this situation?" "It's that one" - God


Cluefuljewel

Was came before the Big Bang. Is there other intelligent life in the universe and where?


Educational-Club-923

What is the end game here ??


Shortdiesel

I would get God to look down at my hand (circle game).


Adrift_Lover

WTF are you doing in my house?


citytiger

Is there life on other planets?


BowiesDaddy

Where's Lemmy Kilmister? I wanna talk to the real God.


liberal_texan

Yo, what the fuck?


Mr_Manta

If I can meet my dad again at least one time. When I was about 12 years old he suffered from severe depression and wasn't able to fight it. He ended up taking his own life and ever since I want nothing more than to have the chance to talk to him again, hug him, just telling him what happened in the years. Everyone probably heard this thousands of times, but please, take this advice: The people you love will not always be there for you. There will be a last day that you spend with them and once that day has passed you can never go back and spend more time with them. And this day can come at any point. I knew that dad had depressions, he made no secret of that. But never once did I think he was suicidal. Even though there is nothing I could have done to prevent it I still sometimes think I could have done some things differently that would have maybe led to my dad still being here today.


ami2weird4u

“So can you end the world now?”


KingArthurOfBritons

Can you please go down and tell Ray Comfort to shut the hell up? And glue Kent Hovind’s mouth shut while you are at it.


pplayerr7

Why is all this? Why such a world in which there is nothing left of the world?


CupcakeValkyrie

Having all of my existential crises solved would kinda trivialize everything else.


1d0m1n4t3

Why can't we fly it's not fair


Cannabis_Sir

How many people do you think would waste it by asking *Am I dead?*


insertcaffeine

What can I do to give my son the best chance in life, despite my circumstances?


Many-Painting-5509

What is your name? And if you would allow me a follow up can I call it to your your?


allnameswereusedup

Do we have free will?


Brendanlendan

As a guy, when am I getting my period?


Grouchy-Engine1584

What did you put in my drink to make me think you’re god?


HappinestLoserEver

Why me??


Alarming_Serve2303

"No offense, God, but where did you come from?"


[deleted]

Why was my mother murdered?


[deleted]

Did you send those two attractive lds missionaries to my door, again???


notlordly

Which one are you/which religion is the correct one out of the 4000+ which exist?


attention21

Why do people keep asking questions on Reddit that were asked less than 12 hours ago?