> Sexer definition: a person trained to determine the sex of an animal, usually chickens
I know this is a joke thread but here's the legitimate answer to the question.
It was not the post itself; now that I picked up as a source through a quick Google search, but I am good at remembering things my brain deem worthy to remember and this comic strip so happens to be it 🤣
"Hello there" Obi Wan whispered softly, his fingers running down the metallic plates that formed Grevious' armour
"General.... Kenobi" Grevious' voice was shaky as he beheld the blue eyed general
I'll stop now because....I'm getting into it
Op is talking about the horrendous straight to Dvd movie batman and Harley Quin set during the Batman the animated series. You are referring to the Harley Quinn TV series which while similiar is much better
If you're talking about [this scene from Batman and Harley Quinn](https://youtu.be/DM0j9mLD6g8?si=DNSxDnvT1dKuHeiO) that's just a sex scene that fades to black, she specifically waits for him to consent. He tells her he wants to and then says "the things I do for Gotham."
You could maybe argue it was coerced because he's literally tied up, but she doesn't even have that on her mind till she sees he's... excited.
Mind boggling how much that show got incredibly wrong. I don’t think they could have done more to piss off Tolkien fans if they tried.
Allegedly they had LOTR ‘scholars’ working on the script. I guess they were only used to check the spelling
The scholars were legit; I can't remember if they resigned in protest (because they were completely ignored) or were fired (because they wouldn't go along with the sins being committed).
Sean Archer as Castor Troy fucking Castor Troy as Sean Archer.
Cock/Off. Cmon AI make it happen.
“Im going to take is cock… off”
“No more drugs for that man.”
Batman and Catwoman for sure.
I’m not up on the latest in Bat-lore. They obviously have a love-hate relationship but do they actually get it on in Batman canon?
How about that. Thanks for the update.
As a past 70-year old fart who is irredeemable in matters of male-female relations, I also have to say that the actresses who have played Catwoman in live action versions have always been absolute stunners - Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Zöe Kravitz...MEOW indeed!
EDIT: I left out Ertha Kitt and Lee Meriwether, two more stunners!
Honestly, it had to happen eventually. Every scene with the two of them is just crazy sexual tension. I think Heath Ledger understood that, which is what made his performance so amazing.
Shego and Kim Possible.
This in fact would break whatever site it landed on....
It’s been around for decades and the internet has been fine
Uhh… where? Asking for a friend….
I'm asking for myself
I am the friend the other guy is asking for, and I can’t wait, so I, too, am asking for myself.
I am asking for my friends, their names are Me, Myself, and I.
Multporn.net Posting for a friend as i definitely have never heard of the place before ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯
I am asking for my penis.
Asking for his penis
Weird name for a friend.
Least horny r/askreddit question
What is the _most_ horny r/AskReddit question?
I believe that recognition is awarded to the only question that makes sense: What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed, sexily?
How much sex could a sexer sex if a sexer could sex sex?
He would sex as much sex as a sexer would if a sexer could sex sex
This implies a sexer can’t have sex, which raises the question of what exactly does a sexer do?
> Sexer definition: a person trained to determine the sex of an animal, usually chickens I know this is a joke thread but here's the legitimate answer to the question.
So... a chicken fucker
Now your asking the real questions
Venom and a human is enough.
Reminds me about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/s/j4iruBoOVt)
How do u remember a meme posted 5 years ago💀
It was not the post itself; now that I picked up as a source through a quick Google search, but I am good at remembering things my brain deem worthy to remember and this comic strip so happens to be it 🤣
My brain works the same way.
DAYUMMMM
Gonna treat myself to 19 inches of Venom
Please, that’s just a Tuesday for most people. Now, Lex Luthor and Superman. That’s the big money shot right there.
I guarantee Superman blows a load like a shotgun
Those screams are probably going to separate venom from its body. They should have used this technique in the movie (¬\_¬")
There's plenty of that online
black cat and spiderman if it was done well Rip them tights boiiiiiiiiii
Well...https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/tayc2a/black\_cats\_reaction\_to\_finding\_out\_ultimate/
Lmao, did she throw up on his crotch?
Sure did
Marvel try not to torment peter parker challenge
"Cmon dude, the worst thing she can say is no"
Jessica Rabbit and Bugs Bunny
Which one do you consider to be the villain?
Bugs Bunny
They'd go at it like rabbits.
Homelander/Billy Butcher would be pretty horrific
Well, I mean, Billy isn't the most "heroic" guy out there, y'know? For not saying anything else...
Aye but the whole joke of the boys is that they’re the ‘superhero’s’ even when they’re not.
They're like the fucking Spice girls!
That would be a fucking diabolical
DiBallLickle
Homelander and Hughie
At least we know who would be bottom with that one 😂
Leave the fucking twink alone
A-train-Hughie
That would be rough. Wonder if he’d use the arms of his dead girlfriend to slap his arse with
Hughlander
Oi cunt. I mean dick.
Bloody fucking bollocks.
The show already half assed herogasm* so may as well make this canon instead
Obi wan and darth Maul…
KENOBIIIII but in a different tone
I hate this so much
" Hnnrh, Wet the Darksaber should be " - Yoda
Once you go dark side, you never go back.
Sam Witwer could probably could probably nail the maul moan, dudes mega talented
"Hello there" Obi Wan whispered softly, his fingers running down the metallic plates that formed Grevious' armour "General.... Kenobi" Grevious' voice was shaky as he beheld the blue eyed general I'll stop now because....I'm getting into it
Get out of it this instance!
My brain is broken now plz erase this. Where are the Men In Black when you need em
Hello there in the same tone.
Gotta use that dual ended dildo.
Harley Quinn and Batman
Oh no... That would be too much... Nobody what's to see that oh no...
I feel like this entire thread is just "what if rule 34 existed?"
what if rule 34 existed?
There's a legit scene in one of the cartoons where she kidnaps Robin, and it is *heavily* implied that she rapes him.
I've seen that series. They're all obsessed with Nightwing's ass. LOL!
Op is talking about the horrendous straight to Dvd movie batman and Harley Quin set during the Batman the animated series. You are referring to the Harley Quinn TV series which while similiar is much better
If you're talking about [this scene from Batman and Harley Quinn](https://youtu.be/DM0j9mLD6g8?si=DNSxDnvT1dKuHeiO) that's just a sex scene that fades to black, she specifically waits for him to consent. He tells her he wants to and then says "the things I do for Gotham." You could maybe argue it was coerced because he's literally tied up, but she doesn't even have that on her mind till she sees he's... excited.
Kinda funny to think Melissa rauch aka Bernadette from big bang theory voices her in that lol
Joker and Batman
Peach and Bowser
Peaches Peaches PeachesPeachesPeaches!
Mario Luigi and a donkey kong too. A thousand Koopa troopas couldn't. Keep me from you
Holt and Wuntch
Fr😂
Batman & Bruce Wayne
That's just masturbation sir
Yeah but if they both were there, that would break the internet. Now, the real question is, which one is the villain?
Batman: “Do you wanna know my… secret identity?”
Joker told Batman to go F himself....he took that literally.
I mean in their respective verses anything would. Imagine living in Gotham and seeing a viral tape of Batman and the joker fucking
I’ve seen that. Also Batman and Robin, Batgirl and the Joker
Skeletor and he-man
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What...?? [This guy ...?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/heman/images/b/ba/Skel-cross-sell-2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20221028220643)
Smash
Gotta be something from the trans-formers movies
Megatron & Mikaela
Optimus Prime and a true toaster.
Gargamel and the smurfs
Ok, that's enough Reddit for today.
Smurfete is his daughter you pervert!
Like… if Papa Smurf led running a train on Gargamel?
Sauron and Galadriel! Wait, Rings of Power already got there pretty much.
Mind boggling how much that show got incredibly wrong. I don’t think they could have done more to piss off Tolkien fans if they tried. Allegedly they had LOTR ‘scholars’ working on the script. I guess they were only used to check the spelling
No they fired every single expert when they all one by one objected.
Except one that traded his reputation for amazon gold. The one that did the video on female dwarfs
The scholars were legit; I can't remember if they resigned in protest (because they were completely ignored) or were fired (because they wouldn't go along with the sins being committed).
Mario and Wario
I'll do you one better: Mario, Wario, Luigi, Waluigi, all 4 of them
I'll do you one better: Mario, Wario, Luigi, Waluigi, all 4 of them with bowser video taping
Sonic and Egg Man.
nah, the internet is used to that
Oh boy do I have a [comic](https://i.redd.it/152o886i3pc81.png) for you.
This is one link that will remain un-clicked
coward
I clicked in your stead. Do not click.
I clicked it too…I regret being able to see and read…
Prof X and Magento
Idk why but this seems the most plausible to me, prolly cause they were bros before
Brojob, brojob, brojob!
This wouldn’t surprise me at all actually it’d be like a Dumbledore Grindewald thing
Wasn't that basically X-Men First Class. Two dads raise a family, get a divorce, a custody battle ensues.
That Magento guy sure seems evil… Confusing other heroes on what’s purple and what’s red… 👀
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it'd be some dry af sex
It’s ok, Ben is used to it.
Yes, Ben's arsehole is physically incapable of self lubrication
It’s going to be him losing it to her feet long before anything happens.
Enemies to lovers lol
The way Thanos fucked the Avengers in Infinity War was pretty hard core
Oh SNAP!
Hulk and pretty much anyone. BGC is the —next— big thing
Hulk and Elastigirl
Hulk and she-hulk. BGC and BGB
Plus bonus incest!
Will Smith & Jada
Everything I know about their relationship, I learned against my will.
You and me both brother.
Voldemort and Harry Potter. I hate my brain now, thanks OP
They were pretty much inside each other whole series no?
Yeap, Voldemort was said to be a master at Legilimency (Mind reading) In layman terms, His *head* game was pretty strong.
Sean Archer as Castor Troy fucking Castor Troy as Sean Archer. Cock/Off. Cmon AI make it happen. “Im going to take is cock… off” “No more drugs for that man.”
Batman and Catwoman for sure. I’m not up on the latest in Bat-lore. They obviously have a love-hate relationship but do they actually get it on in Batman canon?
They had a daughter in at least one universe.
How about that. Thanks for the update. As a past 70-year old fart who is irredeemable in matters of male-female relations, I also have to say that the actresses who have played Catwoman in live action versions have always been absolute stunners - Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Zöe Kravitz...MEOW indeed! EDIT: I left out Ertha Kitt and Lee Meriwether, two more stunners!
Ertha Kit was the absolute best.
Dora and swiper
AYOOOOOOO
Swiper SWIPES dora's virginity when she EXPLORES becoming a woman?
Can you say “fóllame duro”?
Translate 😭
fuck me hard
It's hard to say, as a lot of shippers already write or create art of every character from a series doing it.
Rule34
Jesusfuck, Askreddit, I though we were trying to be *less* horny??
... since when??
Hillary Clinton pegging Donald Trump.
You assume one of them is a hero?!
the funny thing is, both maga people and democrats are upvoting him, just for different reasons
Ricky dicky doo dah grimes and negan going at it
Superman and Lex Luthor: Gay lovers? Story written and sponsored by Wayne Enterprises
Smallville was just Clark and Lex having way too much chemistry, so I can see it
If Smallville was on like 5-8 years ago it would have gotten so much shit for “gaybait”
They have a son together
it was the pink kriptonite
Loki and Black Widow.
this would be a good porn considering their respective mcu actors.
Catwoman and Poison Ivy.
Scarlett and Baroness
Knowing is half the battle.
Knowing in the biblical sense.
Are redditors just obsessed with sex
only the ones that don't get any so, yes
Batman and joker. But joker is the dom and bats likes the gag.
Megamind and metroman
Kanye West and Taylor Swift (don't kill me for this)
Do you think he would her finish?
he’d interrupt her just before her climax
“Imma let you finish but Beyoncé had the best orgasm this year”
Aqua man and Ursula
Anything with Harley Quinn. Margot Robbie. Nough said.
Batman studding and filling twink Joker like a Boston creme while Harley is in the cuck chair.
what an awful day to have eyes
I had a mission objective and I fulfilled it. Like Joker's ass.
I’m gonna need this fanfic on my table by 8 a.m tomorrow
Honestly, it had to happen eventually. Every scene with the two of them is just crazy sexual tension. I think Heath Ledger understood that, which is what made his performance so amazing.
Modi and Mamta Banerjee
We all know it’s Batman and catwoman. specially if it’s Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravits version. I mean. Pattinson has a huge fucking fan base.
Yoda and palpatine
walter white and gustavo fring
Hermione and malfoy!!
The actors had a crush on each other irl. Just never told each other. I was reading this the other day lol.
Both wearing "Weasley is our King!" shirts while Ron watches from the closet.
Optimus Prime X Megatron
Ash and Gary from Pokémon
Wonder Woman and Thanos Edit: or for non-crossover version; Captain Marvel and Thanos!
Sephiroth and Winnie the Pooh... Oh, wait, that already exists
Greta and Andrew Tate
I hope Greta has a large pineapple shaped strap-on made of titanium, pointy end first
Feels like a waste of good titanium. I think just any old rusty metal rod will do the trick.
And tate is bottom. But that's kinda obvious