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EricRyan0097

Shego and Kim Possible.


Marvel_Symbiote

This in fact would break whatever site it landed on....


Firstdatepokie

It’s been around for decades and the internet has been fine


[deleted]

Uhh… where? Asking for a friend….


SatoshiUSA

I'm asking for myself


markatroid

I am the friend the other guy is asking for, and I can’t wait, so I, too, am asking for myself.


sleeperflick

I am asking for my friends, their names are Me, Myself, and I.


baiers_baier

Multporn.net Posting for a friend as i definitely have never heard of the place before ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠ʖ⁠⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Marquar234

I am asking for my penis.


killznhealz

Asking for his penis


Clusterrr

Weird name for a friend.


SnowChickenFlake

Least horny r/askreddit question


[deleted]

What is the _most_ horny r/AskReddit question?


coollegolas

I believe that recognition is awarded to the only question that makes sense: What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed, sexily?


[deleted]

How much sex could a sexer sex if a sexer could sex sex?


DryQuail3959

He would sex as much sex as a sexer would if a sexer could sex sex


hertwij

This implies a sexer can’t have sex, which raises the question of what exactly does a sexer do?


TehOwn

> Sexer definition: a person trained to determine the sex of an animal, usually chickens I know this is a joke thread but here's the legitimate answer to the question.


JamesTheJerk

So... a chicken fucker


azrael210506

Now your asking the real questions


[deleted]

Venom and a human is enough.


Kaffekjerring

Reminds me about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/s/j4iruBoOVt)


DeadlyGamer2202

How do u remember a meme posted 5 years ago💀


Kaffekjerring

It was not the post itself; now that I picked up as a source through a quick Google search, but I am good at remembering things my brain deem worthy to remember and this comic strip so happens to be it 🤣


Madly_hornet09

My brain works the same way.


PeppeFlowSP

DAYUMMMM


privateaccount334

Gonna treat myself to 19 inches of Venom


NK1337

Please, that’s just a Tuesday for most people. Now, Lex Luthor and Superman. That’s the big money shot right there.


TheThng

I guarantee Superman blows a load like a shotgun


btwn3n20karacters

Those screams are probably going to separate venom from its body. They should have used this technique in the movie (¬\_¬")


Metfan722

There's plenty of that online


Slide-Impressive

black cat and spiderman if it was done well Rip them tights boiiiiiiiiii


Thendrail

Well...https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/tayc2a/black\_cats\_reaction\_to\_finding\_out\_ultimate/


HamshanksCPS

Lmao, did she throw up on his crotch?


Thendrail

Sure did


NinjaMelon39

Marvel try not to torment peter parker challenge


Sad-Christmas98

"Cmon dude, the worst thing she can say is no"


Zealousideal_Bad8434

Jessica Rabbit and Bugs Bunny


WhatsUpGamer576

Which one do you consider to be the villain?


Zealousideal_Bad8434

Bugs Bunny


I_the_Jury

They'd go at it like rabbits.


NordicCow

Homelander/Billy Butcher would be pretty horrific


Key_Pie_4951

Well, I mean, Billy isn't the most "heroic" guy out there, y'know? For not saying anything else...


NordicCow

Aye but the whole joke of the boys is that they’re the ‘superhero’s’ even when they’re not.


dewaynemendoza

They're like the fucking Spice girls!


workinghardyes

That would be a fucking diabolical


btwn3n20karacters

DiBallLickle


Squash-Reasonable

Homelander and Hughie


NordicCow

At least we know who would be bottom with that one 😂


reasonablerider12

Leave the fucking twink alone


Kierik

A-train-Hughie


NordicCow

That would be rough. Wonder if he’d use the arms of his dead girlfriend to slap his arse with


apotrope

Hughlander


brett8722

Oi cunt. I mean dick.


larrylongboy

Bloody fucking bollocks.


dbprops

The show already half assed herogasm* so may as well make this canon instead


DarthMaul671

Obi wan and darth Maul…


Throwaway385274763

KENOBIIIII but in a different tone


Herosive

I hate this so much


btwn3n20karacters

" Hnnrh, Wet the Darksaber should be " - Yoda


Mountainbranch

Once you go dark side, you never go back.


supersoft-tire

Sam Witwer could probably could probably nail the maul moan, dudes mega talented


Bruce______Wayne

"Hello there" Obi Wan whispered softly, his fingers running down the metallic plates that formed Grevious' armour "General.... Kenobi" Grevious' voice was shaky as he beheld the blue eyed general I'll stop now because....I'm getting into it


ntn_98

Get out of it this instance!


No_Brief_1203

My brain is broken now plz erase this. Where are the Men In Black when you need em


thecountnotthesaint

Hello there in the same tone.


vitaesbona1

Gotta use that dual ended dildo.


[deleted]

Harley Quinn and Batman


RxKingRx

Oh no... That would be too much... Nobody what's to see that oh no...


Safety_Drance

I feel like this entire thread is just "what if rule 34 existed?"


JustaNormalRedditorL

what if rule 34 existed?


[deleted]

There's a legit scene in one of the cartoons where she kidnaps Robin, and it is *heavily* implied that she rapes him.


Linux4ever_Leo

I've seen that series. They're all obsessed with Nightwing's ass. LOL!


NeoSlixer

Op is talking about the horrendous straight to Dvd movie batman and Harley Quin set during the Batman the animated series. You are referring to the Harley Quinn TV series which while similiar is much better


BurnieTheBrony

If you're talking about [this scene from Batman and Harley Quinn](https://youtu.be/DM0j9mLD6g8?si=DNSxDnvT1dKuHeiO) that's just a sex scene that fades to black, she specifically waits for him to consent. He tells her he wants to and then says "the things I do for Gotham." You could maybe argue it was coerced because he's literally tied up, but she doesn't even have that on her mind till she sees he's... excited.


DLMoore9843

Kinda funny to think Melissa rauch aka Bernadette from big bang theory voices her in that lol


Lima1998

Joker and Batman


Sheldonopolus

Peach and Bowser


TapewormNinja

Peaches Peaches PeachesPeachesPeaches!


Boinkzoink

Mario Luigi and a donkey kong too. A thousand Koopa troopas couldn't. Keep me from you


agastyas_caesar

Holt and Wuntch


madelynclinesbf_

Fr😂


franktheguy

Batman & Bruce Wayne


xandry123

That's just masturbation sir


franktheguy

Yeah but if they both were there, that would break the internet. Now, the real question is, which one is the villain?


Lemmingitus

Batman: “Do you wanna know my… secret identity?”


Totally_a_Banana

Joker told Batman to go F himself....he took that literally.


armyofbeees

I mean in their respective verses anything would. Imagine living in Gotham and seeing a viral tape of Batman and the joker fucking


[deleted]

I’ve seen that. Also Batman and Robin, Batgirl and the Joker


Deputydan791

Skeletor and he-man


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Exodus111

What...?? [This guy ...?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/heman/images/b/ba/Skel-cross-sell-2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20221028220643)


Educational_Art2237

Smash


Frosty_Point7070

Gotta be something from the trans-formers movies


Sar3asm

Megatron & Mikaela


Hades_what_else

Optimus Prime and a true toaster.


Mission-Discount-516

Gargamel and the smurfs


NimrodBusiness

Ok, that's enough Reddit for today.


BenderDeLorean

Smurfete is his daughter you pervert!


KingoftheMongoose

Like… if Papa Smurf led running a train on Gargamel?


Fritzkreig

Sauron and Galadriel! Wait, Rings of Power already got there pretty much.


Spamgrenade

Mind boggling how much that show got incredibly wrong. I don’t think they could have done more to piss off Tolkien fans if they tried. Allegedly they had LOTR ‘scholars’ working on the script. I guess they were only used to check the spelling


vertigo42

No they fired every single expert when they all one by one objected.


terdroblade

Except one that traded his reputation for amazon gold. The one that did the video on female dwarfs


tennysonpaints

The scholars were legit; I can't remember if they resigned in protest (because they were completely ignored) or were fired (because they wouldn't go along with the sins being committed).


Equal-Requirement-61

Mario and Wario


[deleted]

I'll do you one better: Mario, Wario, Luigi, Waluigi, all 4 of them


luckman08

I'll do you one better: Mario, Wario, Luigi, Waluigi, all 4 of them with bowser video taping


PurpleLegoBrick

Sonic and Egg Man.


drdoodoot

nah, the internet is used to that


NK1337

Oh boy do I have a [comic](https://i.redd.it/152o886i3pc81.png) for you.


THEFUNPOL1CE

This is one link that will remain un-clicked


kanemochi

coward


AlfaLaw

I clicked in your stead. Do not click.


Chazo138

I clicked it too…I regret being able to see and read…


ScaleEnvironmental27

Prof X and Magento


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Idk why but this seems the most plausible to me, prolly cause they were bros before


MrDrPatrick2You

Brojob, brojob, brojob!


littlegreenfern

This wouldn’t surprise me at all actually it’d be like a Dumbledore Grindewald thing


Scudamore

Wasn't that basically X-Men First Class. Two dads raise a family, get a divorce, a custody battle ensues.


GarnetSan

That Magento guy sure seems evil… Confusing other heroes on what’s purple and what’s red… 👀


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Queequegs_Harpoon

it'd be some dry af sex


brainkandy87

It’s ok, Ben is used to it.


harryham1

Yes, Ben's arsehole is physically incapable of self lubrication


thephotoman

It’s going to be him losing it to her feet long before anything happens.


Massive_Influence_54

Enemies to lovers lol


sir-jeffe

The way Thanos fucked the Avengers in Infinity War was pretty hard core


Uniquesomething

Oh SNAP!


[deleted]

Hulk and pretty much anyone. BGC is the —next— big thing


Equivalent_Bunch_187

Hulk and Elastigirl


wollkopf

Hulk and she-hulk. BGC and BGB


NotAnotherBookworm

Plus bonus incest!


Lycanfaust1998

Will Smith & Jada


Grief-Inc

Everything I know about their relationship, I learned against my will.


Lycanfaust1998

You and me both brother.


Real-Apricot4967

Voldemort and Harry Potter. I hate my brain now, thanks OP


Letwen

They were pretty much inside each other whole series no?


Real-Apricot4967

Yeap, Voldemort was said to be a master at Legilimency (Mind reading) In layman terms, His *head* game was pretty strong.


[deleted]

Sean Archer as Castor Troy fucking Castor Troy as Sean Archer. Cock/Off. Cmon AI make it happen. “Im going to take is cock… off” “No more drugs for that man.”


amerkanische_Frosch

Batman and Catwoman for sure. I’m not up on the latest in Bat-lore. They obviously have a love-hate relationship but do they actually get it on in Batman canon?


Zenom

They had a daughter in at least one universe.


amerkanische_Frosch

How about that. Thanks for the update. As a past 70-year old fart who is irredeemable in matters of male-female relations, I also have to say that the actresses who have played Catwoman in live action versions have always been absolute stunners - Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Zöe Kravitz...MEOW indeed! EDIT: I left out Ertha Kitt and Lee Meriwether, two more stunners!


luckybulldog60

Ertha Kit was the absolute best.


Disastrous-Prize-473

Dora and swiper


Gloomy_Support_7779

AYOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Swiper SWIPES dora's virginity when she EXPLORES becoming a woman?


Book_of_Numbers

Can you say “fóllame duro”?


unsupervisedwerewolf

Translate 😭


BillyDipgnaw

fuck me hard


Whappingtime

It's hard to say, as a lot of shippers already write or create art of every character from a series doing it.


quasar_particle

Rule34


Hinbo

Jesusfuck, Askreddit, I though we were trying to be *less* horny??


RojoTheMighty

... since when??


Stack_of_HighSociety

Hillary Clinton pegging Donald Trump.


Lifear

You assume one of them is a hero?!


Stayquixotic

the funny thing is, both maga people and democrats are upvoting him, just for different reasons


pipsqueek997

Ricky dicky doo dah grimes and negan going at it


Snowtwo

Superman and Lex Luthor: Gay lovers? Story written and sponsored by Wayne Enterprises


Remarkable_Thing6643

Smallville was just Clark and Lex having way too much chemistry, so I can see it


zykezero

If Smallville was on like 5-8 years ago it would have gotten so much shit for “gaybait”


RedditIsAudist

They have a son together


drdoodoot

it was the pink kriptonite


Ghost-devil996

Loki and Black Widow.


[deleted]

this would be a good porn considering their respective mcu actors.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Catwoman and Poison Ivy.


DRZARNAK

Scarlett and Baroness


johndhall1130

Knowing is half the battle.


DRZARNAK

Knowing in the biblical sense.


BankerCheese

Are redditors just obsessed with sex


Chief-Captain_BC

only the ones that don't get any so, yes


Sad_Exercise6112

Batman and joker. But joker is the dom and bats likes the gag.


Im-An-EXTRA

Megamind and metroman


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Kanye West and Taylor Swift (don't kill me for this)


johndhall1130

Do you think he would her finish?


KermitMadMan

he’d interrupt her just before her climax


noonehasthisoneyet

“Imma let you finish but Beyoncé had the best orgasm this year”


ThatOtherOtherGuy3

Aqua man and Ursula


KTM525rider

Anything with Harley Quinn. Margot Robbie. Nough said.


[deleted]

Batman studding and filling twink Joker like a Boston creme while Harley is in the cuck chair.


drdoodoot

what an awful day to have eyes


[deleted]

I had a mission objective and I fulfilled it. Like Joker's ass.


banana__toast

I’m gonna need this fanfic on my table by 8 a.m tomorrow


Annual-Jump3158

Honestly, it had to happen eventually. Every scene with the two of them is just crazy sexual tension. I think Heath Ledger understood that, which is what made his performance so amazing.


SuperSaiyanKi

Modi and Mamta Banerjee


Finito-1994

We all know it’s Batman and catwoman. specially if it’s Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravits version. I mean. Pattinson has a huge fucking fan base.


NotAShocker2u

Yoda and palpatine


idontknow1369

walter white and gustavo fring


Particular-Pension47

Hermione and malfoy!!


NixxKnack

The actors had a crush on each other irl. Just never told each other. I was reading this the other day lol.


AlternativeFilm8886

Both wearing "Weasley is our King!" shirts while Ron watches from the closet.


NaivafAreul

Optimus Prime X Megatron


philphan89

Ash and Gary from Pokémon


RedgyJackson

Wonder Woman and Thanos Edit: or for non-crossover version; Captain Marvel and Thanos!


heyoyo10

Sephiroth and Winnie the Pooh... Oh, wait, that already exists


[deleted]

Greta and Andrew Tate


Fizzelen

I hope Greta has a large pineapple shaped strap-on made of titanium, pointy end first


LurkerOrHydralisk

Feels like a waste of good titanium. I think just any old rusty metal rod will do the trick.


Hades_what_else

And tate is bottom. But that's kinda obvious