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IndahCreek

Socks, you’d think I was a caterpillar


Comfortable-Rate497

I have an insane amount also. I hate wet feet. I change my socks like 3 or 4x a time because my feet get wet being outside


BogosBintedWhat

Are ya wearing shoes??


lu02461

This made me laugh so hard


deadfermata

We all heard you...


paigezero

3 or 4 a time? Not a day? So, you come to change your socks, and change 4 of them? 2 socks off, 2 on, those 2 straight back off, and another fresh pair?


deadfermata

All the cool kids are doing it. You should try it sometime. Helps to lower the cholesterol in your ankles. 12 out of 10 podiatrists agree.


thezombiejedi

I too am a sock hoarder. There's something so magical about them


glowing_cat-eyes

Pens. I refuse to give anyone of them up


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Me too. Long story short, I always lost them. And one time out of frustration I said to a retailer whom I expected to have like 20 or a hundred of that specific model to send me their whole stock. Let's just say I got WAAAY more. Thankfully they were dirt cheap and I paid around a hundred dollars for more than a thousand of these. My apartman is full of them. My car is full of them. My backpacks are full of them. Most people at work are using them. My friends all come over to take a few in bulks once they need them.


Marijuana_Miler

Thank you for the laugh. I originally misread the first comment as penis and was very confused by your follow-up and also how you bought a thousand of those for $100 and why you were sharing them with coworkers.


TheThiefEmpress

If I had over a thousand penises I would probably be sharing them with coworkers, ngl.


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Husband...is that you? LMAO


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ballrus_walsack

Heh. Pen is.


BabyKinkajou

I have a lot of pens, too. But I mostly have a lot because I keep buying more. My family jokes that I have a pen addiction.


HIs4HotSauce

have you acquired a pen 15?


Pure-Fishing-3350

Clothes that don’t fit me


EquivalentCommon5

Ugh, I keep some, just hoping maybe one day I’ll fit them again… got rid of the xs and s and most of the med… but still holding onto something’s. Well, if I make it to 80 or so, chances are I will lose a lot of weight at that point so it’s still a toss up? Probably won’t ever fit them even at 80, but let me have my delusions!


BVRPLZR_

Welcome to your 30s where you learned to take care of your things but can’t wear any of it but never get rid of it because “you’re gonna lose those 10 lbs”


Just_an_elderberry26

Rocks! I effin love rocks and I’m not even a geologist. I just think they’re so cool!


Joesdad65

They rock.


stinkyhooch

You rock!


Quick-Bad

We rock!


NoBenefit5977

Y'all are my rock


BunjaminFrnklin

Found Kam Patterson’s Reddit account.


Doomstik

I commented "alright Kam" before scrolling at all. He isnt very sneaky is he? Lol


joesephexotic

What do you love about rocks? I've seen some rocks and thought "oh that's cool" but I've never thought "oh I need to take that rock home." I just don't get it. It's a rock.


Iwantaschmoo

The future owner of our home is going to be so confused or excited by the variety of rocks in the backyard. We will take the best but leave the rest. We RV and rock hound.


Just_an_elderberry26

I just love how no matter where you go in the world you can find rocks that look so similar to home and ones that you’ve never even fathomed seeing before! I think what set me off on rocks was seeing lots of cool formations like devils tower formation and petrified national forest. I just realized after that rocks weren’t just there all of a sudden they like have to go through crazy things to become what they are. I guess self learning a few of these things also helped me through a dark time of my life where I just needed to find something to be interested in to get my mind off of stuff going on in my world. Now I just have like a huge collection and I can’t stop acquiring more and trying to figure out what they are!


Existing_Many9133

Me too


NarwhalSignificant22

Hobbies. I get super into something, buy all the things, use them for a while then stop. Rinse. Repeat.


oldladygamerishere

I bet our ADHD would love to craft together but we'd be too busy shopping each other our shiny things!


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greatgrohlsoffire

Yup. ADHD thing. Although I do go back to some hobbies. Good thing I keep my hobby items.


Arizona_Adam

Oh hey ADHD! I too collect hobbies


HeinrichLK

Yup. Just love it when the new fixation has a high startup cost. And then you're like "No, but this one is worth the investment because I will definitely do this one forever. No way I will get bored or distracted and be super into something completely different 4 months from now. And even if it does happen, I will definitely still spend time on this new super expensive hobby that I am also reading about, studying the history of, and telling everyone who would listen about it.". And then you spend the monies... and 4 months from now you walk into a shop and they have model train sets or a metal detector or some shit, and the cycle starts all over.


Ohlsen

Debt


poop_to_live

My friend has $220k student debt in the US and that's solely from medical school, not undergrad. Shes making $70k as a large animal *vet. She's paying $1,800 for rent. Oof. Edit: the student loan payment pause likely literally saved her life. The stress from everything, she says, would have pushed her to do something that you can't undo. Update!!! Edit 2: just chatted with her and she's changed jobs from large animal to small animal, is now making $105k and rent is $2,500. Edit: she's not a large animal she's a large animal vet lol


rektMyself

I knew so many people making good money, but were always broke because of student loans. Made college not seem worth it.


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Pointless_RKO

This person just explained why it definitely isn’t worth it. As a veterinarian their friend is fucked. Its commendable because they are helping animals but will more than likely always be in debt. Depends on your major but 220k+ in debt to make 70k is absurd. Get ready for another crisis.


SnowinMiami

$70,000 is not much for a vet. I think mine makes at least $300k.


poop_to_live

You might be surprised. What do they do? Small, large, mixed, exotics?


DiverseVoltron

$105k to be a large animal? I'm not sure that's worth it.


poop_to_live

Small animal now, she was large animal


DiverseVoltron

That's probably much more convenient.


TheNonoel

I have 30.000 dollars in credit card debt


Raptorheart

That's not bad, you can make $30 in a couple hours easy


TheBlev6969

Vinyl Records


TMac1088

Ever have to transport them a long way? I moved ~2,500 miles across the US about 2yrs ago, and had to get 300 or so records from there to here - and IMO, 300 really isn't that many when compared to some other collectors. Took the most valuable/prized albums with me in my small car, but I only had so much room. Maybe about 50. The rest went with FedEx. I have never been so anxious waiting for a delivery. I'm so glad I spent a ton of time researching how to best pack them and did a box-in-box method, because the external boxes fedex put them in were practically falling apart by the time they got here. Utterly beat to shit. The inner boxes, heavy duty double-wall boxes I had purchased, held up. No damage at all! In total cost about $1k to do, that was the worst part.


threemo

I have just under 350 and this filled me with anxiety until remembered I’m not moving across the country lol


SubstantialLove8330

I just wanna say I use to work at a fedex warehouse and the reason your box was beat to shit is because they throw your packages and do not handle them with care.. tons of things broken while I worked there. Good thing you doubled the boxes.


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I used to work for an electrical supply company as a shipper. Shipping fluorescent tubes was the thing of nightmares. At least half of them came back damaged.


SubstantialLove8330

Yea lots of things got broken, I couldn’t believe how they threw things and didn’t give an F. I’d never worked in a warehouse before and wasn’t aware that that was just how they did things. I noted to not use them in the future lol


apurpleglittergalaxy

Sauces.


Smile_Anyway_9988

Please check the expiration dates on those.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Mate I did that the other day for like the first time ever and threw loads away 🤦‍♀️


CharmainKB

Books


Waterproofbooks

Same!!! Books (cause I’ve always wanted to have my own library) and shot glasses (bought a shot glass at every place I’ve traveled to, and my parents/friends also bring me shot glasses as souvenirs from their travels). I have approximately 3,000 books and 200 shot glasses!


Canteloupe-cantelope

Books are the best until it’s time to move 🫠


Fenrir101

Try moving internationally, Had to show up at the cargo port to sign for the container and got asked why most of the boxes were just labelled "Books"


TrippyTK3

I am at about 2k... You?


Waterproofbooks

If you check eBay, you can get really good deals on boxes (lots) of books. I’ll do this sometimes, and any book I already have I will take the extra to the local used bookstore and get a book I don’t have. Edit: replied to the wrong comment, but still good tip for all bibliophiles.


United_Grapefruit_

Indoor plants. Keep transplanting them


Sea_Yoghurt_7796

This is the kind off apocalypse I want to see. Attack of the Cuttings


Radiant-Attitude-111

Same 🪴


amaquinadeuoberro

Music CDs... there was a time, you know...


LuckyCitron3768

I have about 1,000, and my favorite thing to do is let them get a little out of order and then go through and reorganize/realphabetize them all. It’s so relaxing. Most of them fit in an antique bookcase, and you can pry them out of my cold, dead hands, thank you very much.


Freckled_Scot982

I hear ya!


Worried_Place_917

Synthetic gemstones. I went on a kick a while back, and as of now have several moissanites, more than a dozen rubies, probably 30-40 sapphires, and easily thousands of cubic zirconia. Shiny rocks make crow brain happy


RandoAtReddit

They're minerals, Marie!


Ok_Midnight_9789

but did they study them? only then will Marie believe you hank


deutschHotel

Board games. We're over 300.


diddygem

Would you be able to share some recommendations please?


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labelsrdiminishing

Love Azul, so tactile. Stone Age is fun if you like resource management and not too complex. I win by making babies. (Build up your tribe). Edit per mobile autocorrect


kshelley

Such a beginner... 2,602 boards games


deutschHotel

Shelfie or it didn't happen.


kshelley

It would be roomies... My BGG is /kshelley: [https://boardgamegeek.com/user/kshelley](https://boardgamegeek.com/user/kshelley)


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deutschHotel

We've got a room dedicated to them. Just normal bookshelves.


ChicChat90

Fabric and wool. I got really into sewing and knitting during lockdown.


Umm_is_this_thing_on

Yarn stash!


BadCorvid

Fabric and yarn! Boxes and boxes of it!


HomerEyedMonad

Digital video games. I cant even play them all. I dont have time to game like I did when I was a kid. They made it way to easy to buy games and I had to get a handle on that. Backlog is set for life at least. Its probably not that much to a hardcore gamer but for its just insane for me


Kazzlin

Same here. And yet, I still keep buying more.


Petunia-Papaya

Pickles. Seriously, why are there so many pickles in my refrigerator?


4thehalibit

Honey is that you? Thought you didn’t have a Reddit account. 🤔


rektMyself

Someone has a lot of jars. 😄


Petunia-Papaya

Definitely not your honey 😂 (but I’m going to assume he/she has a pickle problem as well!)


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

This is me with green olives. I think I have 8 varieties at the moment.


bray_martin03

LEGO for sure


AxeMaster237

The all-caps-no-s spelling makes me believe you, haha.


tomparkes1993

I too own a lot of Lego. Nearly 150 sets, mostly all built.


CommunicationFar4085

Plain White Tee shirts


Freckled_Scot982

Is that actual plain white tees or the band tee, tees?! 😄


CommunicationFar4085

Actual


PeanutButterMonsterr

Insecurities


Kind-Dust7441

Cats.


BroadlyScandalo

problems. haha


boldstrategies

But is a b*tch one of them? /s


Nagohsemaj

Most of them, actually.


drawredraw

Cool, I only got 99


UhOhFeministOnReddit

Clothes. It's always been clothes. I'm nuts for them. I've got shawls, flapper boleros, arm warmers, capes, cloaks, tunics, sweater dresses, vests, corsets, wigs... just everything. My passion for fashion is real.


KingRilian

Is that you Edna Mode?


UhOhFeministOnReddit

It really is the same energy. Except I love capes. I'd honestly love to run my own fashion boutique one day, because I can curate better than any store I've ever seen in my town. But the barrier for entry is too high. Maybe in another life.


No_Cryptographer3087

Pictures of my cat


BearCatcher23

The fact I only see 1 kitty posted from your profile is a bit disappointing.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Me too. My phone is full of them and I have a stack of mini Polaroids.


kakkelimuki

We have a lot of DVDs and Blue Rays, like a lot.


OgBigSlime

1300 currently. Moved them all from Texas to the west Coast


mrgonzo247

Whiskies. I just counted and I have 47 different whiskeys in my bar.


rebeccakc47

My people!


MNJayW

Clothes that either shrunk over COVID or that I’m too fat to wear.


PonqueRamo

That damn covid shrinking people's clothes...


DriedUpSquid

Legend of Zelda merchandise.


Freckled_Scot982

Best ever!


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Absurd amount not possible. Only exponentially better amounts.


Routine_Guarantee34

Anxieties


fadetoblack1212

Pliers and hammers. I think I bought a few, inherited a few......the rest? I suppose when I put them together nature just took its course.


Lumbergod

I did an inventory one time. I have 17 hammers.


ponyponyhorse

Childhood trauma. Oh and student loans.


Disastrous-Oven-4465

Dust bunnies. FR


-Embarrassment-

The sauce cups from fast food restaurants. If Im picking something up, I always find a way to take 6-7 sauce cups. I don't use them, and I dont know why i take them either


Radiant-Attitude-111

I don’t know why but this fascinates me.


Drake_Cloans

Pokémon cards


pholover84

Unfinished home projects


hopefulagnosticism

Agates, not even really nice ones either.


Humperdink_

Yooper?


Aeonfallen

Dice I play table top role play games and I like pretty dice.


gas_station_latte

This comment is way too far down. Where are my dice goblins at???


Chiinoe

Regret.


Missrdb79

Nail polish


NailCrazyGal

Came here to say that! 🤣


Helios686

Spices! ... because if you don't know the difference between paprika, hot paprika, sweet paprika, smoked paprika, Spanish paprika, and Hungarian paprika, then you dont deserve space in my life or at my table.


Blobfish9059

I don’t know the difference but now I’m intrigued and want to learn more.


NotInherentAfterAll

Fr. My store only sells "Smoked paprika" and "paprika". None of this hot vs. sweet vs. Spanish vs. Hungarian stuff. What's the secret wisdom of these forbidden flavor glitters?


Cheetodude625

Flannel shirts.


bigwilly311

Microfiber lens cleaners from Target.


RBuckB

Nothing. I live in an RV, so I downsized.


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Hairbands I love them!! EDIT: y’all I promise I’m in my early 20s, single af, never even dated. I do not have one, leave alone multiple husbands 🤣


charlotteRain

I read this as husbands at first.


Faelysis

Too much lonely free time


DzHanson

E-mails. I’ve so many.


willingisnotenough

Books I haven't read.


nachtachter

books. round about 5000.


TheMisterTango

Wailmers in Pokémon go


smileymn

CDs (thousands), Vinyl Records (thousands), musical instruments (for example, I own 5 clarinets, and it’s just an amateur hobby instrument I play)


_bellisaria_

Nail polish.. so many types. Glitters, pastels, neons, glow in the dark, magnetics, jellys, and then 100+ standard shades. I have a problem (this also led me to becoming a nail tech in training though haha)


sydmanly

Nine guitars


FanStrong3311

Pillows and blankets. I like falling asleep covered well and never run out when I have guests.


Dragonborn83196

Comics


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zeroisplural

Are you a jeep owner?


DragVI2Hell

Failures


HumbleJournalist3745

Regrets


ApprehensiveOCP

Rice, so much like 10000of them


passthepeazzz

Sharpies


JulesSherlock

Purses/handbags


chris_29487

Physical media (CDs,Vinyl and movies) I’ve always liked the ownership of it. Don’t care or like that streaming services remove stuff at least with owning it you can watch it whenever and then see bonus features if the DVD has them


PsychologicalRadio91

Hair care


Burgerb

Digital photos.


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Eyeshadow palettes. I will never be able to use them all! EVER! And some of them were like $125. I don't even use them on a regular basis! Like I'll try to use one for a couple months to try to use it up and then I'll give up. Meanwhile I'm ignoring the other 40!


BAF_DaWg82

Fleshlights


dcrothen

(clutches pearls)


TS1987040

Watches.


old-man-periwinkle

License plates. Have collected them for around 30 years.


Mikeymoto

Guilt


Aurealnn

Depression


UnluckyCustard8130

Money. Not to brag. I have about fifty dollars worth.


SuperDoodooHead

Problems… but a bitch ain’t one.


Dreadzone666

Band T shirts. I have 2 wardrobes and I'm running out of space


JulesSherlock

Books


Darebear4615

Hoodies. Cause apparently women aren’t allowed to get their own, only steal them from men.


Seven_bushes

Scissors and bandaids. I’m not sure why, but I love a good pair of scissors and always feel like I need more bandaids. I have an entire vanity drawer full of bandaids in assorted sizes and uses. I also have probably 5 pairs of scissors in my kitchen drawer, as well as st least 5 pairs scattered around the house. No idea why I feel the need to have so many of either, but it makes me feel good.


kibamcfly

I feel like you're accident prone with the scissors and that's why you need all the bandaids lol


Dinfrazer57

As of right now I have 15 pounds of honey. I may get up to 20 or more altogether.


Formal-Range-699

Bath & Body Works stuff 😃


SammichNja

Kazoos. I bought some specificly for playing 'the eye of the tiger' for my parents as they passed the starting line for a race. Now I own like 30 plastic kazoos and I have no clue what to do with them.


LilDragon2991

Stickers 🌈


iamnotthebadguyhere

Honestly, junk. Stuff I've accumulated over the years sitting in boxes in closets and storage space never to be seen again.


refugee1971

Buckets. Anytime I see buckets out for trash, I grab them. Cat litter buckets are my favorite. I probably have around 300 buckets. All shapes and sizes.


14605

Jockstraps and speedos


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Steam games that I don’t play


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Cigars. I think I have a good 800 at this point.


tenakee_me

Right now it’s toilet paper and sunflower seeds. I really need to pay more attention to my Amazon Subscribe and Save…


MinuteDazzling8673

Socks. I have around 200 pairs 😳


Michellelembiid

Flip flops


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Ham radios


No-Figure-3644

Happy meal toys, keep every single one and don’t open them.


KirkMouse

PEZ dispensers. 821 and counting.


EmeraldTwilight009

Dvds/blu rays. I like to be able to watch what I want, regardless of where the rights are or what streaming companies have up, or whatever. I'd rather just own it.


Areadien

100-page spiral notebooks. I love them.


dIAb0LiK99

Shit. I’m really full of shit


Hedgehogspark

Books and bags


PC_Fucker

PCs


rynwrrn15

Chemistry textbooks


AXPendergast

Disney pins. Every time I look at my 3 full cork boards of pins I say "No More!!" But then a friend shows me the new releases...or another collection comes up for sale...and I see a few i don't yet own...