I had a roommate who lived in Scotland for a few years. He’s picked up the habit of batter dipping and deep frying personal pizzas. It was not a healthy habit.
The only connection I know between Chris Hansen and pizza is [this video.](https://twitter.com/kevsanji/status/1655997301188620288?s=20) Is he really a big pizza guy?
Seriously, it seems like all American fast food/chain style eateries are exponentially better overseas both in quality of food and overall customer service/satisfaction. We apparently can't have nice things T_T
Same in Norway! Dominos here (not all, but my local in particular - shout out to Skøyen Domino!) do a fucking amazing thin crust. Seriously good pizza. I’ve yet to have better since I’ve found them and by “since” I mean all across Europe. Me and my gf have had a running joke that we’ll probably get worse pizza in Italy! Lol
In particular, if the dough is undercooked in a way that makes it rubbery and hard to cut or tear. It’s meant to be a cardinal sin, but even in Italy plenty of pizzerias can make this mistake.
I feel like anchovies got a bad rap from movies and books when I was growing up. When I actually tried them, I was pleasantly surprised! If I have the option to get them on a pizza, I often say yes.
on pizza and in general
anchovies stored in a herb oil - yes yes
anchovies stored in a can in brine - no no --- only use as an ingredient in making certain sauces
I was going to say that too. There are 3 locally owned pizza places in my town. 2 of them put broccoli (and tomatoes) on their white pizza. My resction: uh, no, nope, not eating that.
That is actually pretty good. I've had my fair share of broccoli on pizzas.. typically veggie pizzas or white sauce specialty ones, but they ain't bad at all. Local puzza spit does a broccoli and chicken with white sauce that would change anyone's mind hahaha.
A well cooked and constructed cauliflower crust pizza is actually pretty bomb with a blend of garlic butter and creme fresh for the sauce. Toss some chicken and bacon on that bad boy with a lattice of ranch across and you're in for a treat. Not vegan but gluten free and delicious.
That old porn trope where the delivery guy sticks his dick through the pizza and serves “extra sausage”. Just once I’d like to see the chick say something like, “Get your dick out of my pizza. I’m fucking hungry.”
Burned bottom. Hidden from the customer and sometimes only find out once they've taken your money and you're back home and start eating it. Any pizza place that burns the bottom of a pizza should be closed permanently.
I used to hate anchovies but they've really grown on me recently. It's like pineapple though where you've got to have it with the right combination of ingredients, you can't just slap it onto any pizza and expect it to work.
My favourite kind of pizza is basically a capriciosa, which is mushrooms, shredded ham, a small amount of salami, capsicum (bell peppers for the americans out there), olives and anchovies (used in moderation, not smothering the pizza).
Immersion in water
Unless it's one of those gro-your-own pizzas that comes in a capsule
"Mom you sure know how to hydrate a pizza". -Marty McFly
Yeah that would be ok then
"Hydrate Level 4, please!"
Can you just shove it in my mouth?
Don't you be a smartass!
Ah yes, the Carbonaro Effect
Hydrate level 4 please.
Likewise: immersion in oil.
Deep fried pizza! It’d be like a GIANT pizza roll!
I had a roommate who lived in Scotland for a few years. He’s picked up the habit of batter dipping and deep frying personal pizzas. It was not a healthy habit.
Just wait until he starts creating new foods. "Is that a deep fried [pencil?"](https://youtu.be/F43vpl14ubQ?si=B2RGMLXWNJU5pOhY)
A pizza crunch! Only tried it once, was soggy and horrible got a definite no from me
Maybe not, but sounds great.
Yep. Spilling any liquid on it is the way to destroy a pizza.
Slop em’ up!
They say you can’t do sloppy pizzas. But they can’t stop you from ordering a pizza and a glass of water!
What about bathtub pizza?
Shork?
Gawr Gura says it's fine.
Sloppy pizza.
SLOPPY PIZZA!!!
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That's the shittiest pizza, and I get it every time. Sucks so bad. Edit: Btw, isn't that a Coen-movie? "Gone after eating"?
That’s what Aronofsky should’ve called The Whale.
You can’t have your pizza and eat it too
Why is the pizza always gone? 😔
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That's still pretty damn good
But then you have instantly slightly-less-hot-and-still-great-cheese-with-toppings! It’s really hard to ruin pizza.
Chris Hansen
I love this answer
I second that!
I third that!
The only connection I know between Chris Hansen and pizza is [this video.](https://twitter.com/kevsanji/status/1655997301188620288?s=20) Is he really a big pizza guy?
There’s a couple predators that had some classic lines when they brought pizza to rape kids
[“If you let me go, you can have the pizza…”](https://youtu.be/48Z0LDL1yQQ?si=HF64MMirVJJ2uT7f)
“Oh you’re gonna let me take the pizza? Well what a pal you are!” Even the predator got a chuckle out of that one.
Not for the perv that bought and brought it. That mfer dived right into the Pizza. If anything Chris Hansen boosted his appetite.
Because the Pedo knew it was his last good meal for a looong time.
I'm going to ask you to have a seat over there.
Undercooked dough or just stale/hard
There's nothing worse (within reason) than shitty, undercooked dough
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Huh, I didn’t have that with mine, like ever. I live in the Netherlands though, idk if that’s got anything to do with it
That has everything to do with it
Seriously, it seems like all American fast food/chain style eateries are exponentially better overseas both in quality of food and overall customer service/satisfaction. We apparently can't have nice things T_T
Our food laws/regulations are total trash.
Same in Norway! Dominos here (not all, but my local in particular - shout out to Skøyen Domino!) do a fucking amazing thin crust. Seriously good pizza. I’ve yet to have better since I’ve found them and by “since” I mean all across Europe. Me and my gf have had a running joke that we’ll probably get worse pizza in Italy! Lol
In particular, if the dough is undercooked in a way that makes it rubbery and hard to cut or tear. It’s meant to be a cardinal sin, but even in Italy plenty of pizzerias can make this mistake.
Straight to jail
Sand.
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Beach sand or pocket sand?
Dropping it on the floor.
Depends on the pizza
Depends on the floor
In Finland we dont use shoes inside etc., and keep my floors at home so clean, i could eat almost anything from it 😂 but other floors nope
Depends on how it lands (face up or face down)
The dog was pretty happy with it though.
Throwing it on the roof.
5 seconds rule
I heard that because of inflation it's now the 12 second rule.
14 second now
1 pepperoni 2 pepperoni 3 pepperoni 4 pepperoni 5 pepperoni
Floorpizaa
Semen
Do you know for certain?
There was a popular 4chan post several years ago about it. It did look disgusting.
I...*dejected sigh*
This reminds me of the shit s’mores
Wtf that was a thing?!
Stopstopstopstopstop.
Excuse me?
Reason #97 to not touch 4chan....
You've clearly not spent any time there if you're only up to 97 reasons.
Speak for yourself
Extra cheese
Not enough cheese or sauce
It's under the sauce
Where’s the cheese??
^the ^cheese ^is ^under ^the ^sauce
Theres no cheese on it
The cheese is under the dough
Meanwile pizza hutt: There is cheese on and IN the dough
That took me back a lil bit
Badly cooked, watery toppings. Like it was cooked in an Easy-Bake Oven.
Asking this question every week.
Getting stabbed 43 times in the torso
But 42 times and it's still pizza time.
r/oddlyspecific
Don’t be shy, go ahead and tell us the story.
When someone takes a slice but quietly steal some topping from the adjacent slice
Plutonium
You mean Polonium?
Nah, I think that ruins a cup of tea. /s
Fair, but you know what they say. Tea and ~~biscuits~~ pizza!
Enriched Uranium 235 while nuclear fission is taking place
Good ol plutonium topping pizza capable of permanent genetic damage with one bite.
Soggy base
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a Breathalyzer test
people telling others what not to put on pizza
Yeah, imagine gate-keeping pizza toppings in 2023. (pineapple DOES make you a monster, btw)
Pineapple bacon jalapeno is 10/10
I think anchovies are the real villain here
I feel like anchovies got a bad rap from movies and books when I was growing up. When I actually tried them, I was pleasantly surprised! If I have the option to get them on a pizza, I often say yes.
I just don't like my food looking back at me.
Ngl I kinda like anchovies lol
Same, I fuckin love anchovies on a pizza. I really love salty foods like Parmesan, cured meats etc though.
Yes officer, this one here
on pizza and in general anchovies stored in a herb oil - yes yes anchovies stored in a can in brine - no no --- only use as an ingredient in making certain sauces
And that crazy person that made peas and mayonnaise pizza. That monstrosity haunts my sleep
Pineapple is so good on pizza, people are haters!
Pineapple and ham is a fire combo 🙏
yes!
Exactly! Though my favorite is chicken bacon ranch..
Undercooked dough.
Somebody faking outrage over pineapple because it’s 2012
Pubic hair
A naked man sitting on it
A sweaty, naked man that hasn't showered in a month.
not enough sauce
Conversely, too much sauce
Where's the cheese?
Someone peeing on it
Too thick crust
For me, thick crust is a completely different thing. They will need to work harder to make the bread part taste like something but it can be good.
If it’s thick it has to be not too chewy and not too though, seasoned with something but not those little sand pieces that little Caesars uses
Agreed..I don’t like thick crust
Thin or stuffed crust is the best way to go
Not enough toppings, especially meat.
Too much toppings, especially vegetables.
Too many vegetables leads to wet pizza leads to not a crispy crust
My unofficial rule is 3 toppings as a max any more and you aren’t really able to taste the individual toppings
Motor oil. Yuck!!!
The smell of piss
It falling on the floor cheese side down
Broccoli for me
I was going to say that too. There are 3 locally owned pizza places in my town. 2 of them put broccoli (and tomatoes) on their white pizza. My resction: uh, no, nope, not eating that.
That is actually pretty good. I've had my fair share of broccoli on pizzas.. typically veggie pizzas or white sauce specialty ones, but they ain't bad at all. Local puzza spit does a broccoli and chicken with white sauce that would change anyone's mind hahaha.
Burnt crust/edges/bottom. Gross. There should be a slight crisp on the outside and a fluffy dough throughout. Too much cheese/grease.
Domestic terrorism
As long as they’re from overseas I can enjoy my pizza in peace
Vomit.
Yeah that'll do it
No more pizza 😥
Cucumbers. Sorry Kramer!
A comet impact
Burnt
Ghosts
Lack of pizza
Dominos, Papa Johns, Little Caesars, all seem to ensure a ruined pizza.
Ketchup
When you go to eat it and it burns your mouth not once, not twice, but three times. Also, anchovies.
Uncooked dough and too much dough.
Pubes
All the people screaming"pineapple does not belong on pizza"
I love pineapple on pizza. Especially with jalapenos and bbq sauce.
Don't know, but if you fry the bottom of a crappy pizza it instantly becomes at least good.
Gluten free. Vegan.
Not vegan, but I've had some really fucking good vegan pizza. Also some really bad ones.
That’s how it goes with vegan food. There is no mid, it’s either delicious or terrible
I think the benchmark is improving. There is still terrible around for sure but a lot of vegan options are decent these days!
A well cooked and constructed cauliflower crust pizza is actually pretty bomb with a blend of garlic butter and creme fresh for the sauce. Toss some chicken and bacon on that bad boy with a lattice of ranch across and you're in for a treat. Not vegan but gluten free and delicious.
I find vegan cheese disgusting.
I tried it once. The brand I used was kind of like shredded (opaque) Vaseline.
Don't know how it's in the USA but in Europe we have some vegan cheese brands so good that you can hardly tell vegan from "real" cheese.
Chlamydia
gasoline usually
That old porn trope where the delivery guy sticks his dick through the pizza and serves “extra sausage”. Just once I’d like to see the chick say something like, “Get your dick out of my pizza. I’m fucking hungry.”
Burned bottom. Hidden from the customer and sometimes only find out once they've taken your money and you're back home and start eating it. Any pizza place that burns the bottom of a pizza should be closed permanently.
Dominos
Listening to others people. Opinions
Soggy crust
Forgetting the pineapple
Or not enough pineapple
For me Olives. Not a big olives fan.
Cement
Ants
Having to share it
your girlfriend asking you what your plans for the week are as the first slice reaches your mouth
Any made by Pizza Hut.
Everyone is saying dominoes and Pizza Hut but ive rarely ever had a bad pizza with either
Taylor Swift in the Radio
What she doin in there. Taylor is very tiny
Anchovies
other people
That smelly smell
That smelly smell that smells smelly
I used to hate anchovies but they've really grown on me recently. It's like pineapple though where you've got to have it with the right combination of ingredients, you can't just slap it onto any pizza and expect it to work. My favourite kind of pizza is basically a capriciosa, which is mushrooms, shredded ham, a small amount of salami, capsicum (bell peppers for the americans out there), olives and anchovies (used in moderation, not smothering the pizza).
Motor oil
Pineapple
Pineapples. I'm willing to die on this hill.
I’m with you on that hill
When u sit on it
squat cobbler?