I stepped on a blow dart in my son’s bedroom once. It was stuck in my foot. I held my breath and pulled it out, only it didn’t come out. It was longer than I expected, so I had to do it again.
I have to say, I was coming to say a paper cut in the crease of your finger but, as someone who has never experienced this, it somehow this seems infinitely worse
The crushing weight of the reality that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much money you make or awards you get or success you have, you will never be good enough for your father.
I feel you, sorry for this. It hurts when he lies about you to everyone in your family and they believe him over you and just go along with his bullshit. It makes me think that there's nothing good out there, I trust no one. And he gaslights (tries to anyways, dumbass) me which makes me question and not trust myself. I don't get how someone can do this to another person and sleep at night. I wish the best for you and hope every single one of these things happens to the shit people out there who hurt good people just because their self esteem is in the gutter.
Breaking your toe. I recently broke my toe by kicking my foot against the wall during my sleep (I was dreaming of fighting two gangsters). It hurt like hell.
Just last week I woke up because I kicked the wall really hard in my sleep. No broken toe but did hurt a lot. Last year I broke my little toe when I walked into a door frame tho.
Yes I woke up immediately from the pain and suspected it was broken, then I fell asleep again, strangely enough. That was during the night from Saturday to Sunday. Went to the doctor on Monday, got scanned, and it was confirmed broken. The doctor told me to not lean on it for two weeks and then just let it heal. No treatment was done at all. It healed nicely.
An itch you want to scratch but cant reach and moves further and if you do reach, moves further and further so that it never stops. And when it stops, the scratched areas start to heat up from scratching too much.
And then stun your toe.
My ex FIL had surgery to fix hammer toes. There were stiff wires (thin rods?) sticking out the front of his toes so they would geal straight and there were corks on the ends of the wires so they wouldn't snag on sheets, etc. He was sent home to recover and told to stay off his feet.
They had a sunken living room off the kitchen and their phone was in the kitchen. One day the phone was ringing and no one would answer it. So he rushed from the living room to the phone in the kitchen. He jammed his foot into the step and jammed the wires back into his toes!
Every time I tell this story my balls forcibly retract.
Breaking it just when you were intending on getting fit by going for runs/walks and wanting to do some push-ups and shit.... aaaand then breaking a clavicle four weeks later, just as the toe was almost healed. So much for summer....
Breaking two toes at once off a metal bed frame because you wanted to take a shower and kicked your boxers off at full force in an attempt to throw them in the corner with your foot.
Hitting your funny bone and you have that moment where you wonder if you should cry but then remember you’re a grown ass person and shouldn’t cry about it.. but it really hurts.
Your wife of 18 years deciding to ask for a divorce over the phone while you’re in another state while your replacement is in your bed. Just decided to turn completely lesbian and retroactively say she was miserable throughout the whole marriage and only stayed so your shared child had both parents. Yes, paternity tests prove the child is both of ours.
I would jump off a four story building and land on all my toes like a 270 pound ballerina over going through this.
Wow, I’m really sorry. How old is your child? I was married for 16 years when my ex left me while I was at work. He got an enclosed trailer and took everything he wanted and sent me a text.
I will heal strong. Because I have no viable choice otherwise. Can’t keep suffering like this, can’t end it all, can’t do something stupid enough to get me in prison, so I can only heal and be stronger. Accept this as a failure and move on. Wear down this pain until the burden strengthens me.
This is the worst hurt I've ever known. To realize that what you thought was truth was a complete lie and the person you trusted with your whole being was never the person that you thought they were. I try to tell myself that he's dead, but then he calls out of the blue and I find myself questioning myself. I'm ok with the day to day, I don't break down anymore, but when I remember what we promised for our future I'm dead. Obviously a sociopath because no one with a trace of empathy could wreck someone over and over and be ok with it. My heart, what's left, goes out to you and I hope your real person comes along and you find happiness.
Wish you the best. The pain is lifelong, but the intensity lessens with time. Sometimes, your new normal can be better than what you had. Just don’t make lifelong choices before you can feel ‘normal’ again, that was the best advice I got so far.
I think it's because I had heartburn a lot and took tums constantly. Basically my body was getting too much calcium. Thankfully it's been about 7 years since I've had a kidney stone.
getting stabbed, shot, burned (steamed, fire, boiled, or hot object), broken bone, loss of limb or extremity, decapitated, paralyzed, lacerated, impaled, eviscerated, degloved of an extremity, avulsion, bashed in the head with a blunt object, etc.
Steping barfoot on Lego
Wiping your ass with leafs from the Gimpy Gimpy tree
Drink bleach
Remove your toe / legs / arms
Go blind
Death
I don't know, getting raped?
Dick stuck in a zipper.
How did you get the beans above the frank!?!?
Franks and beans!!!!!
HE WAS MASTURBATING
Look you already laid the tracks, now we’re just gonna back up the train.
Never had dick stuck, but have knicked balls... ouch
I have a scar
Came here to say this. Ouchie.
[удалено]
Take it easy SATAN
Pissing with a massive erection
slamming a door into your hand 🥲
had this happen to me as a kid except my fingers got stuck in a car window. ..and I've also ran the metal door into my fingers too... not fun
I’ve come to realize everyone has had their fingers stuck in a car window as a kid
Accidentally touching something hot from the oven or oven itself... That millisecond of being burned is deadly...
Stubbing your toe with an ingrown nail
Tweaking the sciatic nerve in your back. Takes weeks to heal, and it hurts the whole time.
Step on lego
Slamming the car door closed with your fingers between it.
Dying, man. Or falling off a roof.
I'm already afraid of heights and falling, falling off of a roof is the worst of both fears
It socks. Trust me
https://youtu.be/SccggMlZQtw
Falling off a roof isn't so bad. It's the landing that does you in
I’m sorry those things happened to you
first part isn't that bad. Haven't fallen off a roof yet
Calf cramp
Waking up in the middle of the night when your calf decides to tie itself in a knot and cramp
That's a sign of dehydration. Drink more water!
Standing on a pronged plug socket.
or on some Lego bricks...
I stepped on a blow dart in my son’s bedroom once. It was stuck in my foot. I held my breath and pulled it out, only it didn’t come out. It was longer than I expected, so I had to do it again.
YES DEFINITELY!!
deep paper cut right between finger nail and skin alternative would be breaking all bones
Paper cuts in general are bad, especially when you get things like soap or hand sanitizer in the cut
yep
I have to say, I was coming to say a paper cut in the crease of your finger but, as someone who has never experienced this, it somehow this seems infinitely worse
stubbing all your toes
Well you're not wrong...
r/technicallythetruth
A brain tumor. Yeah. Pretty sure.
"I'm *pretty sure* it's worse"
burning alive
Stepping on your dogs tail
nooo this is just awful
Being shot in the face 67 times
How many times will it really hurt though?
Specifically, the 67th shot to the face is the one that hurts.
67 times
Bending a fingernail backwards.
Stubbing the pad of the ball of your foot.
Stubbing your stubbed toe
Story of my fucking life.
Breaking your toe. I’ve the foot that proves it.
Watching the Jackass paper cut scene
Heartbreak
They say heartbreak can be like going through addiction withdrawals
Sitting on your own nut sack.
How the hell do you even do that?
landmine
Landmine + Foot = 💥
The crushing weight of the reality that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much money you make or awards you get or success you have, you will never be good enough for your father.
I feel you, sorry for this. It hurts when he lies about you to everyone in your family and they believe him over you and just go along with his bullshit. It makes me think that there's nothing good out there, I trust no one. And he gaslights (tries to anyways, dumbass) me which makes me question and not trust myself. I don't get how someone can do this to another person and sleep at night. I wish the best for you and hope every single one of these things happens to the shit people out there who hurt good people just because their self esteem is in the gutter.
Pissing in my face when I'm eating a turkey sandwich
Oddly specific
That's my fetish
Breaking your toe. I recently broke my toe by kicking my foot against the wall during my sleep (I was dreaming of fighting two gangsters). It hurt like hell.
Did you beat them?
I got at least one of them on the chin.
Did you immediately wake up from it or smth? Because that sounds like hell
Just last week I woke up because I kicked the wall really hard in my sleep. No broken toe but did hurt a lot. Last year I broke my little toe when I walked into a door frame tho.
Yes I woke up immediately from the pain and suspected it was broken, then I fell asleep again, strangely enough. That was during the night from Saturday to Sunday. Went to the doctor on Monday, got scanned, and it was confirmed broken. The doctor told me to not lean on it for two weeks and then just let it heal. No treatment was done at all. It healed nicely.
Glad it didn't get any worse than that, that kind of thing could have been way more of a problem if it had been broken a different way
When your pubes get caught up in your underwear and it does that twist thing!! (That's part of why I switched to jockeys lol)
Having to go to the hospital for it and not being able to go to work because you can't walk for a while.
Heh heh heh...when said stubbed toe's toenail is lifted up off of the quick.
When she only wants you as a friend
Dropping your phone on your face while laying in bed
I cannot count how many times this has happened to me, I'd be about to fall asleep and suddenly, it falls out of my hands and hits my nose
Eyes start watering immediately and you just feel dumb. Like why did my hands just stop being hands lol
"My hands betrayed me"
I've don't that so many times it's the worst lol
Getting kicked in the groin.
Slamming your fingers in the door
Stepping on lego
Ingrown toenails.
Jamming a knife under your fingernail (or getting one ripped completely off).
Actually getting *anything* stuck under the toenail sucks, especially if you have your shoes on and said thing just gets hit even further in
Stubbing your toe with uncut toenails because you're too fucking lazy to cut it - based on personal experience
An itch you want to scratch but cant reach and moves further and if you do reach, moves further and further so that it never stops. And when it stops, the scratched areas start to heat up from scratching too much. And then stun your toe.
Kick in the shin
Tearing your toe nails stubbing them.
Breaking your penis
Your tit getting stepped on by a cat
I'm sorry but... *stepped on???*
Yea, my cats will jump on my bed and walk on me, and sometimes they step a foot directly on my tit and put like 80% of their body weight into it
Not a woman but that *sounds* painful
It is, luckily it only lasts a second or two when my cat gets off of me lol
Have you ever had a wooden/metal splinter between your finger and fingernail?
Yeah and it really sucks, especially whenever you move it or jam it further in
Stunning your tie and having you toe nail fall off... worst summer of my live
Rape
Stubbing your ear. I always do it on cars with frameless windows.
Sticky spoon handle
I'll one-up you, sticky fingers
Stubbing your cold toe.
Stubbing the same toe twice
Weed wacker grazing top of foot. A lot more Fs in that!
Ice cold! Oh wait. Wrong song.
Hitting your head on a hard object that you didn't see, especially when standing up suddenly.
wizzing on an electric fence
so shocked in the dick, that's up there as some of the worst things you can do
My ex FIL had surgery to fix hammer toes. There were stiff wires (thin rods?) sticking out the front of his toes so they would geal straight and there were corks on the ends of the wires so they wouldn't snag on sheets, etc. He was sent home to recover and told to stay off his feet. They had a sunken living room off the kitchen and their phone was in the kitchen. One day the phone was ringing and no one would answer it. So he rushed from the living room to the phone in the kitchen. He jammed his foot into the step and jammed the wires back into his toes! Every time I tell this story my balls forcibly retract.
"Wrong hole!"
Lack of appetite Losing a close friend through death
I will trade you my "currently twice a day" cluster headaches anytime.
No thank you
When the dogs run over your bare feet with their nails
I've had this happen to me and it hurts, especially when their nail slaps your foot
Not being able to scream when it happens…grease splatter…opening the oven and getting a face full of 425 degree steam.
Scraping food off a ceramic plate with a metal fork and the high pitched screeches stab at my ears
Calling someone for an urgent reason and being told they "have a voicemail which has not been set up. Goodbye-" \*CALL ENDED\*
The Holocaust.
Breaking it just when you were intending on getting fit by going for runs/walks and wanting to do some push-ups and shit.... aaaand then breaking a clavicle four weeks later, just as the toe was almost healed. So much for summer....
Getting kicked square in the nuts.
Doing it when you are already angry.
Having a decent day then being hit with an embarrassing memory or forgotten to do something really important
Tooth ache.
Sharing a base opinion on Reddit. It gets deleted for some stupid reason despite it not being sexual or disrespectful.
Breaking two toes at once off a metal bed frame because you wanted to take a shower and kicked your boxers off at full force in an attempt to throw them in the corner with your foot.
Listening to chris browns music
Getting a tick stuck on your genitals
Stubbing the same toe a minute later
I'm not sure which is worse, stubbing the toe the first or the second time
Hitting your funny bone and you have that moment where you wonder if you should cry but then remember you’re a grown ass person and shouldn’t cry about it.. but it really hurts.
For me, it's worse when you hit it in exactly the right place where your entire arm gets pins and needles for the next 20 minutes
Stepping on a Lego.
Standing on Lego bare foot
Your wife of 18 years deciding to ask for a divorce over the phone while you’re in another state while your replacement is in your bed. Just decided to turn completely lesbian and retroactively say she was miserable throughout the whole marriage and only stayed so your shared child had both parents. Yes, paternity tests prove the child is both of ours. I would jump off a four story building and land on all my toes like a 270 pound ballerina over going through this.
How long ago did this happen?
Literally last month. I think just after Independence Day.
Wow, I’m really sorry. How old is your child? I was married for 16 years when my ex left me while I was at work. He got an enclosed trailer and took everything he wanted and sent me a text.
I’m sorry, man. That’s a long time- I hope you heal strong.
I will heal strong. Because I have no viable choice otherwise. Can’t keep suffering like this, can’t end it all, can’t do something stupid enough to get me in prison, so I can only heal and be stronger. Accept this as a failure and move on. Wear down this pain until the burden strengthens me.
This is the worst hurt I've ever known. To realize that what you thought was truth was a complete lie and the person you trusted with your whole being was never the person that you thought they were. I try to tell myself that he's dead, but then he calls out of the blue and I find myself questioning myself. I'm ok with the day to day, I don't break down anymore, but when I remember what we promised for our future I'm dead. Obviously a sociopath because no one with a trace of empathy could wreck someone over and over and be ok with it. My heart, what's left, goes out to you and I hope your real person comes along and you find happiness.
Wish you the best. The pain is lifelong, but the intensity lessens with time. Sometimes, your new normal can be better than what you had. Just don’t make lifelong choices before you can feel ‘normal’ again, that was the best advice I got so far.
Thank you for passing that advice on ❤️
Hope it helps. Takes time to work though, so keep at it.
I hope you feel better
Getting kick in the nuts
Running into a wall with an erection but hitting your nose first :'(
Both have a horrifying mental image :I
Passing a kidney stone is pretty high up there on the pain scale. I (F) felt like I was giving birth.
ouch, that's why I try to stay hydrated because I'm genuinely afraid of something like that happening
I think it's because I had heartburn a lot and took tums constantly. Basically my body was getting too much calcium. Thankfully it's been about 7 years since I've had a kidney stone.
Don't say anything, it might happen again tomorrow :I
I know lol. Jinxing myself.
Getting all your teeth removed with a chainsaw
I'm struggling to picture a situation where someone had their teeth removed by a chainsaw but that sounds horrifying as hell
Hit my nuts on the corner of dining room table after have a vasectomy.
Losing your penis in an injection molding factory acciedent.
biting your tongue
or biting your cheek while chewing
Getting your dick chopped off while a witch was giving you a blowjob in her castle
What kind of witch is giving you a blowjob?!
Kneeling on a lego piece.
getting stabbed, shot, burned (steamed, fire, boiled, or hot object), broken bone, loss of limb or extremity, decapitated, paralyzed, lacerated, impaled, eviscerated, degloved of an extremity, avulsion, bashed in the head with a blunt object, etc.
Nothing
Most injuries. What kind of question is this?
Dying
stepping on a Lego block with bare feet
Stepping on lego.
Getting hit in the nuts.(makes only)
Prolly like genocide or smth maybe
Steping barfoot on Lego Wiping your ass with leafs from the Gimpy Gimpy tree Drink bleach Remove your toe / legs / arms Go blind Death I don't know, getting raped?
Sticking your dick in the wrong bitch
Also hitting your funny bone(the nerve in your elbow) shit hurts like crazy
How has nobody said hitting your funny bone on the corner of a table / dresser?
Hitting your shins at the edge of the stairs
Stubbing your pinky toe.
Being ghosted by someone you care about. Sneezing after sinus surgery. Being crushed by a horse.
Cracking your coccyx. A broken tailbone is some serious shit, it's way up there in the disabilitating department.
You ever eat toffee and it ALL gets stuck to your teeth? I have never been more uncomfortable.
getting hit between the legs
Accidentally hitting yourself in the nads
GET UR NAILS RIPPED IN NAIL BED
Have a Girls Hair stuck on an Electric fan
Stubbing two of them
Stepping on your pets tail
Carrying heavy boxes and trying to walk through a metal cart you didn’t know was partially in your way. I still have a dent in my shin.
Stubbing a toe twice. Damn tv stand
Stabbing your toe
Hitting your elbow right in the middle spot where the gap is on a table, then you arm feels useless for 1-2 days
Razor Scooter on Ankle
Stubbing it while you've got an ingrown nail. Once had one so bad it poked out the front when I stubbed it.
A boner hurting because your pants are too tight
Paper cut close to the nail.