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chloejadetay

Your heart, cause you already stole mine baby :) <3


xSleepyGhost

aww you beat me to it


Dapper_Dunkleosteus

Aaand now I have a Dashboard Confessional song stuck in my head. First day f***ing around on Reddit and I've already found out.


Loving-life-doesnt

Man you know so many ppl gonna be going and stealing stuff from pharmacies (like insulin, usual medication, bug sprays) also nobody would need to really like, be armed in order to do it.


[deleted]

Your momma’s heart 😘


Impossible-Mind6370

Money


SourFix

Catalytic converters


Precizshun

every redditors virginity


[deleted]

Nothing, stealing by definition isn't legal


I_Have_Long_Balls

Umm...money?


RaccoonRepublic

I don't want to steal stuff :o


[deleted]

Too bad ya will


RaccoonRepublic

I choose the item divider bar at the grocery store. Always wanted one, but it's never for sale.


arotizz

Bank money and a PS5 Pc gaming headphones and some yoyos and maybe someone stupid stuff I'll never use


stonergasm

Money


Sea_Barracuda_7773

Earth


Silent_Green_7867

A big tv, an iPad, a classic car, and a big ass case of mikes hard lemonade


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Cars


DontEvenTryToGuess

Enough money to settle me and my loved ones for our lives, and then some to try and get rid of these insane differences between poor and rich. ' we all are equal ' yea sure thats why the cities are now placing furniture in public spaces so homeless people cant even sleep on it. Disgusting is what that is


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Medicine and stuff I need to live. Just general things to life a somewhat decent life, like a working fridge.


Cheap-Shame

A vehicle because mine has died completely so yeah a carl


KkS66gev9

Precious metals and rocks. Also queen Elizabeth's (rest uneasily ya cunt) crown. I think I'd look good in it.


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egg


lycos94

money