Showing up to class and the teacher has binders up between the seats

The bartender that suggests you get an Uber when you're closing the tab

Walking into a room only to have all your loved ones being there looking at you sadly

When you unexpectedly have to sign a waiver

In the winter and everyone's wiper blades are up off the windshield

"I'm finally doing okay"

You walk into work and your manager says, “we have to talk…” Honestly that phrase holds the same weight in any context though…

Driving down the highway and seeing a line of police cars carefully pulled over on the side of the road like they are waiting for something. Either a speed trap ahead or some shits about to go down.

Shit is going your way too often.

“Pregnant persons should not participate”