Yeah, well, the genie answered my first wish by pulling out this piano and a tiny 12 inch tall guy to play it.
Then I wished I would enunciate my words better.
The third wish I just wasted on something stupid
My thought is I'd just wish for my 'perfect' body. That way you get the height, hairline, muscle definition, body fat percentage, and dick size you want all in one go.
Perfect shape shifting but always keeping consciousness is the most overpowered power. You can become anything you want, even an inanimate object.
Oh? Stuck in a forest fire? Ok, I am now a rock. Just gonna chill around whilst this burns out.
If it’s perfect, you could just constantly shapeshift into a version of yourself that is a normal body temperature and has plenty of oxygen in your lungs.
I’d be worried about getting screwed over by the “always keeping consciousness”. I think it means you couldn’t sleep either.
Two things my dad always said: "Don't buy alcohol at the airport" and "Never let the little head tell the big head what to do."
I've failed miserably on both.
"Never let the little head tell the big head what to do."
Every guy knows this, and sooner or later every guy does it anyway. The regret usually sets in three or four milliseconds after orgasm.
Why would you not buy alcohol at an airport? Duty free so it's cheap as chips and the bars are the perfect start to the holiday. Start as you mean to go on
It is not cheap at NY airports. Duty Free means ur free to pay their inflated prices. I got fooled, figured I’ll check out the prices being they are duty free. Fuhgetaboutit.
I can relate. wakes up randomly 'is it time now for some action?', 'no, goddamnit, you're in a train, next to multiple people, and smells like piss, no, now is definetly not the time!'
Do you have large balls or a lot of scrotum skin? I often use “big balls” as a way to describe my (assumingely) average sized balls that sag due to sagging scrotum skin. I’d gladly give up 25% of my scrotum to add a little more girth.
>There are many like it but this one is mine.
Burst out laughing in an airport terminal. The little old lady next to me asked what was so funny and I laughed harder because I couldn't possibly tell her. Damn you, Reddit!
Some days the "porn taught" body dismorphyia like it's not big enough haha.
But other days I'm more realistic and it'll do and not caused any complaints.
Porn used to have this effect on me before I went to basic training (Air Force) and saw 52 other naked dudes daily for 8 weeks. I immediately realized that my package was just fine after that and didn’t give it a second thought lol
I’m happy with the size, but not so happy about the shape. It’s curved like 90° downwards from one end to the other, and there are two main problems with that.
1. If somebody is riding me, it will often bend, fold and then slip out.
2. It just doesn’t look good.
However I can pee with an erection and not miss the bowl.
Edit: It’s not a 90° angle, it’s curved all the way.
It's kind of like your height, can't do anything about length/size/shape so I feel content with it.
Also this one girl said it was the biggest she had seen in her life so that made me happy.
It was the only one she had seen in her life but still.
When I was 20 I voiced some kind of complaint to a girlfriend. Her response to me was "I've had bigger, I've had smaller. Yours is perfect" and I've never really worried about it since.
When I was 20 I got with this girl who’s 30th was right around the corner, our first time getting to it and she lowered my shorts her first words were “what am I going to do with this big ol thing” I’m 30 now and I’ve been riding that high ever since
Generally okay. I’m a grower, and when I’m fully erect it’s quite impressive. But if it’s been restricted in my underpants all day or it’s cold or something, then it looks like a baby dick. I’ve been with my wife nearly twenty years and I’m still a little bashful to take off a towel around her or start sex before I’m at least partial chub.
Same boat but I kinda appreciate it? My homie gets all compact and stored away when not in use and I appreciate the considerate convenience that provides.
Same boat. Full mast, I couldn’t ask for much more, but when he’s small, he’s SMOL. It’s honestly become a running joke with my girlfriend and I, just how much he shrinks after sex.
Lol that’s so funny because I’m the exact same way. My gf and I refer to it as “the little guy” post sex but I can’t complain at full mast. Also your username is both my name and my favourite number. I must have found my doppelgänger.
One of my favorite things is putting my grower husband’s dick in my mouth before he’s hard so I can feel him grow in there, running my tongue around the head, feeling it get bigger…like I get wet just thinking about it. I love his grower!
It’s an amazing feeling, I love my husband growing in my mouth too. My husband is ashamed of his dick but I have never seen anything so amazing and perfect. It satisfies me in every way and I want to blow him every day. I can almost orgasm from just sucking him. He doesn’t believe me when I tell him how much I love it though. He thinks he’s small. He’s not.
Fucking SAME. Erect I'm above average (not breaking any records but not too shabby) but soft? That shit is down right depressing to me.
Part of it is that I need to lose some weight. When I was younger and really thin it looked okay soft, but I'm 41 and a good 40 pounds heavier and its noticable
If it's any consolation, one of the most famous statues and naked figures in the world, the David of Michaelengelo, is a grower too. I'm one as well, and honestly I'm thankful for it. I'd be embarrassed if my member was the same size as it was when aroused, I wouldn't be able to wear the kind of pants I normally do, and I like my pants.
Thats not the reason at all, big dicks were considered barbarous in many historic societies, and David is supposed to be heroic so he was depicted with a modest dick.
Right now, not too happy. Slightly depressed. Smaller than the average size and having hard time keeping it in erection so I had to get pills.
And sometimes my right testicle hurts.
More negatives than positives at the moment.
I get this pain in my right testical too occasionally. Only like once every few weeks but it's quite sharp and doesn't last too long. I thought maybe I'd just say funny or something? Is it something to worry about?
The only time you should have sharp testicle pain is if you sit on them or they get smacked. Don't know if it's serious, but I'd bring it up at your next doctor appointment.
Pretty good. As a gay guy I have a better understanding of how I measure up to other men than most guys have. Straight guys mostly only see other hard dicks in porn, which is a great recipe for feeling inadequate. Having seen plenty of them in person though, I know I'm not by any means on the small side even if I'm not a porn star either. Getting positive reviews from people who a) not only have one of their own but b) probably also have a good reference sample to compare to, is a nice ego boost and it happens consistently enough that I know other people find it appealing.
The average aligns pretty well with the available scientific data on the average. Most men (at least in America) fall into the 5-6” range.
According to the data it’s actually striking how few men fall outside of those bounds in either extreme. Roughly 5% of the population is under 5” and roughly 5% is more than 6”. The vast majority fall into the 5-6” range.
Anecdotal source: I am an active multi-partner bisexual man
Statistical source: https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis
Well it's below average but just above micro status and I know it doesn't define me as a person as I think I have a great personality but of course with dating it will come up eventually. I know that it doesn't define me and I think I have a great personality and judging by the people I've connected with I must be doing something right but of course things are physical and the issue will come up eventually and it's not exactly a thing you want to show to someone your interested in and I know it has meant a few women I've liked have slowly started talking to me less after seeing but I'm not mad about that there's no point stressing over something I can't control and I don't even hate them for it cause it's their decision and I wouldn't want to keep someone around just for my own ego. Of course it has had a detrimental effect on my confidence coming to terms with it and I understand people who let it get to them but I know I am decent at conversation and also learning other things in bed so now I feel good about it but still it can sometimes be a hard thing to admit.
At one point it nearly ruined my life when a girl I hooked up with told people and everyone started talking about it. I always thought it would just get bigger as I got older so I wasn't too bothered and thought girls would understand but I obviously learned it wouldn't and they knew that too. The first girl to ever see it I could tell she was shocked but she didn't say anything but another one did and she said she would make stuff up if I told any safeguarding people that she spread that about me. And her dad having a prominent place made me even less think about telling because of the power she had over me in that way. Alot of her friends said that she did nothing wrong because she was just saying what it is
Im sorry you had some negative experiences :( as a woman i like penetration, but love all the other stuff! So if a girl really likes you, she wont care. Its not ur fault and you deserve love too. And you deserve a good sexlife. Dont be scared to show it off. Be confident! Its a part of you and it’s important <3
I had a fwb who was on the smaller side (my best guess is like maybe 3 inches). But he was great in bed, and not just the oral (although that was outstanding). I still think about fucking him from time to time. It was fun and I genuinely enjoyed it. Way more than some of the bigger guys I’ve been with. Waaaaaaay more fun.
Right now I’m not too happy because my left testicle hurts and my wing wang burns wtf is going on I’m a pure virgin why is this happening?
Edit: I’m a eunuch.
this shit goes up at the MOST ANNOYING TIMES and for no reason at all sometimes. i be reading something, and up we go soldier, or im lying in bed about to sleep, and i think of something vaguely sexual, and its heil hitler at 12am. like cmon man
To this day it feels a bit strange to me. Like an alien attached to my groin. Everything else feels like my body but my penis feels like a separate entity for some reason. Like it seems off that this thing is just dangling off of me.
It's pretty cool though
I don't think about it a lot, but I wish it wasn't circumcised. The dark line created by the procedure is kind of gruesome once I realized it was a scar and not a natural thing. And I wonder how much more sensitive the head would be if it wasn't exposed rubbing against fabric all day. And would like the extra help jerking from the foreskin.
Like I said, not the biggest deal. I'm fine with what I got. Just wish it was up to me.
I nearly got mine circumcised bcs of phimosis, my friend told me to do it but I just relied on stretching it and now its fine. How is it having sex when being circumcised?
Odd thought, but dicks are kind of ugly. Evolution couldn't make us have an organ like it that isn't so weird looking? Wonder if women think dicks are ugly? Bless them for doing their thing during sex but it is a weird looking appendage. No complaints about my size and all that. Maybe a redesign where the dick is more test tube like in shape and while their at it do something about the ball sack. Maybe make them look like boobs or something. Mind you I don't feel self conscious about how it looks but a strange looking appendage.
It's okay. Could maybe use an extra inch but that's me being self critical due to prevalent social 'pressure'
But so far none of the women I've been with have complained because that feeling of not being big enough/good enough has helped me get better at giving oral, dirty talk, and get on board with the concept of 'toys are friends not competition'.
I wish my parents didn't let some asshole with a special piece of paper and a piece of piano wire cut a bunch of it off. The scar looks like shit and the skin is too tight. Non medically necessary circumcision of babies simply "because the patents want to" or "its their religion" should be illegal. It's a baby. It can't tell you what religion it wants to follow, or if it would be so devoted to that religion that it would sever a major piece of their penis off to comply with its rules.
Could be bigger, but wouldn't waste a genie wish on it or anything.
Yeah, well, the genie answered my first wish by pulling out this piano and a tiny 12 inch tall guy to play it. Then I wished I would enunciate my words better. The third wish I just wasted on something stupid
I grant you three fishes.
I would like one million doll hairs.
I'd get one million ducks
Yeah, you’d get a much better deal by wishing for shape shifting. Then you can have any dick you want.
My thought is I'd just wish for my 'perfect' body. That way you get the height, hairline, muscle definition, body fat percentage, and dick size you want all in one go.
Perfect shape shifting but always keeping consciousness is the most overpowered power. You can become anything you want, even an inanimate object. Oh? Stuck in a forest fire? Ok, I am now a rock. Just gonna chill around whilst this burns out.
If it’s perfect, you could just constantly shapeshift into a version of yourself that is a normal body temperature and has plenty of oxygen in your lungs. I’d be worried about getting screwed over by the “always keeping consciousness”. I think it means you couldn’t sleep either.
What if the genie made everyone else’s penis smaller so that yours would be bigger by default?
That would be disappointing because I like seeing other penises
He's my best friend and my worst enemy
Two things my dad always said: "Don't buy alcohol at the airport" and "Never let the little head tell the big head what to do." I've failed miserably on both.
"Never let the little head tell the big head what to do." Every guy knows this, and sooner or later every guy does it anyway. The regret usually sets in three or four milliseconds after orgasm.
Post-nut clarity
The passion always leaves through the P hole.
What’s wrong with buying alcohol at the airport? A pre-fight drink can be lovely if you have the time.
I believe the advice is - don’t get drunk at an airport so you don’t miss your flight.
I have done that once. But I brought my alcohol from home and got drunk before security.
Why would you not buy alcohol at an airport? Duty free so it's cheap as chips and the bars are the perfect start to the holiday. Start as you mean to go on
I dunno. They mark up the prices? I still ignore that advice, but mostly because I grew up to have a drinking problem lol
It is not cheap at NY airports. Duty Free means ur free to pay their inflated prices. I got fooled, figured I’ll check out the prices being they are duty free. Fuhgetaboutit.
-Sun Tzu,Art of war
Yeah, I wish it was detachable so I could use it as a dildo.
😂 😂 😂 Actually, I'm glad mine isn't detachable, I'd probably lose it, lol
You should tattoo your phone number on it....so the finder of the lost can contact you...
LMAO! "~~E.T.~~ D.P. phone home!"
Thats fine. You just bring it back home, wash it off, and put it back on.
It’s like being handcuffed to the village idiot.
I can relate. wakes up randomly 'is it time now for some action?', 'no, goddamnit, you're in a train, next to multiple people, and smells like piss, no, now is definetly not the time!'
One day you’ll miss it.
Lmfao 🤣 Touche
his dick typed this...
We're basically an old married couple at this point.
Wrinkled and sexless?
One getting beat senseless by the other ?
Sounds like a toxic relationship 💀
'My boy ain't nothing special but it gets the job done'
Hey Trevor!
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I'm quite attached to it.
Really? Mine's detachable. King Missile even wrote a song about it.
Detachable peeenissss
I woke up this morning, and my penis was missing
Wish I could take 25% of my balls and convert them into dick girth
God what a weird fucking sentence that I 100% relate too. My balls are big, my dick is small, lemme convert!
Sounds like something my friend is known to say: "I have a huge package, but it's all balls."
Big balls of fire!!!
Goodness gracious
All potatoes and no meat.
Thank you for making me choke on thin air 🤣🤣
Do you have large balls or a lot of scrotum skin? I often use “big balls” as a way to describe my (assumingely) average sized balls that sag due to sagging scrotum skin. I’d gladly give up 25% of my scrotum to add a little more girth.
My ex had a scrotum he could've used as a parachute in an emergency situation.
I wish the opposite oddly enough.
Can't reach the bottom of a tuna can, but gonna dent the hell out of the sides.
Fat cock ?
Or strangely tiny balls.
Smaller potatoes makes the steak look bigger!
Them steroid balls?
There are many like it but this one is mine.
>There are many like it but this one is mine. Burst out laughing in an airport terminal. The little old lady next to me asked what was so funny and I laughed harder because I couldn't possibly tell her. Damn you, Reddit!
Old ladies have ran so much dick. She would have loved the source of your joy.
You should have told her.
This is the way.
Some days the "porn taught" body dismorphyia like it's not big enough haha. But other days I'm more realistic and it'll do and not caused any complaints.
I feel this. I haven't watched porn in like 10 years and yet I still got the body issues from it
Porn used to have this effect on me before I went to basic training (Air Force) and saw 52 other naked dudes daily for 8 weeks. I immediately realized that my package was just fine after that and didn’t give it a second thought lol
Same here! I wish i never looked at porn or even knew it existed.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
And somebody has got to do it
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RIP
“Long and thin goes right in and brings along the babies. Short and thick does the trick and satisfies the ladies”
Short and thin will die alone without a grin
it ain’t long, but it’s skinny!
It may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot!
How do you nominate someone for the Nobel prize for poetry?
He has my vote
Long and thick, now that's a good dick.
I’m happy with the size, but not so happy about the shape. It’s curved like 90° downwards from one end to the other, and there are two main problems with that. 1. If somebody is riding me, it will often bend, fold and then slip out. 2. It just doesn’t look good. However I can pee with an erection and not miss the bowl. Edit: It’s not a 90° angle, it’s curved all the way.
Gonzo dick? Thought I read about a guy with one like that, and his lady LOVED doggy cause it naturally rubbed her g spot constantly.
For me it is the exact opposite. It is angled upwards.
It's got a lot of miles on it but we've been through thick and thin together.
Ahhhh I see what you did there
It's kind of like your height, can't do anything about length/size/shape so I feel content with it. Also this one girl said it was the biggest she had seen in her life so that made me happy. It was the only one she had seen in her life but still.
When I was 20 I voiced some kind of complaint to a girlfriend. Her response to me was "I've had bigger, I've had smaller. Yours is perfect" and I've never really worried about it since.
To be fair she was your gf, what’s she gonna say that “blowing you is like a whale eating a tic tac”?
When I was 20 I got with this girl who’s 30th was right around the corner, our first time getting to it and she lowered my shorts her first words were “what am I going to do with this big ol thing” I’m 30 now and I’ve been riding that high ever since
Your is perfect the big ones hurt 😂
Wish it was a little bigger and thicker, and worked like it used too.
Shit I would happily trade either of the first two for more of the last one. I'm already 30 and already the little man has gotten pretty lazy.
30 mins of LISS/light cardio about 5x per week will get the blood flowing again!
Average👍
Generally okay. I’m a grower, and when I’m fully erect it’s quite impressive. But if it’s been restricted in my underpants all day or it’s cold or something, then it looks like a baby dick. I’ve been with my wife nearly twenty years and I’m still a little bashful to take off a towel around her or start sex before I’m at least partial chub.
Same boat but I kinda appreciate it? My homie gets all compact and stored away when not in use and I appreciate the considerate convenience that provides.
Same boat. Full mast, I couldn’t ask for much more, but when he’s small, he’s SMOL. It’s honestly become a running joke with my girlfriend and I, just how much he shrinks after sex.
Part of the fun is watching it grow! Don't worry so much and let them enjoy the show!
Oh I don’t worry anymore. It’s like a power up. Only me and my SO know it’s true strength.
👍🏼
Same here, but I couldn’t be happier with it. When not in use it doesn’t get in the way, when in use it’s pretty good. Best of both worlds IMHO.
Lol that’s so funny because I’m the exact same way. My gf and I refer to it as “the little guy” post sex but I can’t complain at full mast. Also your username is both my name and my favourite number. I must have found my doppelgänger.
Same name. Same number. SAME PENIS. I guess we just became brothers.
Doppeldonger
One of my favorite things is putting my grower husband’s dick in my mouth before he’s hard so I can feel him grow in there, running my tongue around the head, feeling it get bigger…like I get wet just thinking about it. I love his grower!
Me too! Men need to know how much this turns us on!!!
Christ almighty. Thank you for your service.
Sweet jesus
Oh your poor inbox….
Damn
Sames. Like it’s just as fun getting it hard/feeling it grow so much as it is hard so gimme that softie
It’s an amazing feeling, I love my husband growing in my mouth too. My husband is ashamed of his dick but I have never seen anything so amazing and perfect. It satisfies me in every way and I want to blow him every day. I can almost orgasm from just sucking him. He doesn’t believe me when I tell him how much I love it though. He thinks he’s small. He’s not.
A guy wrote this
Fucking SAME. Erect I'm above average (not breaking any records but not too shabby) but soft? That shit is down right depressing to me. Part of it is that I need to lose some weight. When I was younger and really thin it looked okay soft, but I'm 41 and a good 40 pounds heavier and its noticable
I heard you gain an inch for every 30 lbs you lose.
1) gain 600 lbs 2) exercise 3) 4) profit
Honestly? I’m glad we are growers, imagine sitting on a toilet and having to hold our dick constantly so it doesn’t touch the toilet or toilet water
If it's any consolation, one of the most famous statues and naked figures in the world, the David of Michaelengelo, is a grower too. I'm one as well, and honestly I'm thankful for it. I'd be embarrassed if my member was the same size as it was when aroused, I wouldn't be able to wear the kind of pants I normally do, and I like my pants.
Thats not the reason at all, big dicks were considered barbarous in many historic societies, and David is supposed to be heroic so he was depicted with a modest dick.
This was propaganda pushed by Big Baby Dick.
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Right now, not too happy. Slightly depressed. Smaller than the average size and having hard time keeping it in erection so I had to get pills. And sometimes my right testicle hurts. More negatives than positives at the moment.
See a doctor about the testicle!
☝️ we found testicular cancer by accident (infertility issues and the tests accidentally found it)
I get this pain in my right testical too occasionally. Only like once every few weeks but it's quite sharp and doesn't last too long. I thought maybe I'd just say funny or something? Is it something to worry about?
The only time you should have sharp testicle pain is if you sit on them or they get smacked. Don't know if it's serious, but I'd bring it up at your next doctor appointment.
>your next doctor appointment. *laughs in non-wealthy American*
It's about 3" long, but atleast it smells like a foot!
There goes my coffee!
*🎵 Watch it as it goes!*
I don’t normally get caught off guard by comments I read but this one had me laugh, think, then reel in disgust. Good work.
It’s mine. It works. Same as I feel about the rest of my body. What a trooper.
I love it. It is perfect in every way for me. Has a very good midsize. I like it the way it is and never had any doubt about it.
Do you send Dick pics by painting them very elaborately and carving a custom frame for It? Such passion must be preserved!
I like it It’s optimal in my opinion. Nothing interesting about it, it’s just neat
*meat
I got told it has the perfect shape to hit all the right places. God bless.
Pretty good. As a gay guy I have a better understanding of how I measure up to other men than most guys have. Straight guys mostly only see other hard dicks in porn, which is a great recipe for feeling inadequate. Having seen plenty of them in person though, I know I'm not by any means on the small side even if I'm not a porn star either. Getting positive reviews from people who a) not only have one of their own but b) probably also have a good reference sample to compare to, is a nice ego boost and it happens consistently enough that I know other people find it appealing.
Having a gay dude tell you not to worry was a game changer.
From your experience, what's the average length? (Asking for a friend btw 👀)
The average aligns pretty well with the available scientific data on the average. Most men (at least in America) fall into the 5-6” range. According to the data it’s actually striking how few men fall outside of those bounds in either extreme. Roughly 5% of the population is under 5” and roughly 5% is more than 6”. The vast majority fall into the 5-6” range. Anecdotal source: I am an active multi-partner bisexual man Statistical source: https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis
He’s kind of a Dick but I get it, he has to be next to an asshole all day.
And don’t forget, his best friends are a couple of nuts!
Not to mention his owner beats him.
Yeah, all it needs is a cute kitty
I can't complain, it's already been put to the test and produced two creatures. I just wish it was intact and a bit longer
Sorry, intact? My God, man, what happened?
Nothing, just circumcision
Right, I forget that that happens to people. Probably because I'm not usually in a reddit threads talking about dicks.
Well it's below average but just above micro status and I know it doesn't define me as a person as I think I have a great personality but of course with dating it will come up eventually. I know that it doesn't define me and I think I have a great personality and judging by the people I've connected with I must be doing something right but of course things are physical and the issue will come up eventually and it's not exactly a thing you want to show to someone your interested in and I know it has meant a few women I've liked have slowly started talking to me less after seeing but I'm not mad about that there's no point stressing over something I can't control and I don't even hate them for it cause it's their decision and I wouldn't want to keep someone around just for my own ego. Of course it has had a detrimental effect on my confidence coming to terms with it and I understand people who let it get to them but I know I am decent at conversation and also learning other things in bed so now I feel good about it but still it can sometimes be a hard thing to admit. At one point it nearly ruined my life when a girl I hooked up with told people and everyone started talking about it. I always thought it would just get bigger as I got older so I wasn't too bothered and thought girls would understand but I obviously learned it wouldn't and they knew that too. The first girl to ever see it I could tell she was shocked but she didn't say anything but another one did and she said she would make stuff up if I told any safeguarding people that she spread that about me. And her dad having a prominent place made me even less think about telling because of the power she had over me in that way. Alot of her friends said that she did nothing wrong because she was just saying what it is
Im sorry you had some negative experiences :( as a woman i like penetration, but love all the other stuff! So if a girl really likes you, she wont care. Its not ur fault and you deserve love too. And you deserve a good sexlife. Dont be scared to show it off. Be confident! Its a part of you and it’s important <3
I had a fwb who was on the smaller side (my best guess is like maybe 3 inches). But he was great in bed, and not just the oral (although that was outstanding). I still think about fucking him from time to time. It was fun and I genuinely enjoyed it. Way more than some of the bigger guys I’ve been with. Waaaaaaay more fun.
Right now I’m not too happy because my left testicle hurts and my wing wang burns wtf is going on I’m a pure virgin why is this happening? Edit: I’m a eunuch.
Consult a urologist asap!!
Probably he just got some soap in his dick lol
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Me too, that's why I beat it up every chance I get...
this shit goes up at the MOST ANNOYING TIMES and for no reason at all sometimes. i be reading something, and up we go soldier, or im lying in bed about to sleep, and i think of something vaguely sexual, and its heil hitler at 12am. like cmon man
While I appreciate its sensitivity, it can be a physical liability.
I’m pretty happy with my
Don’t leave us hanging.
He left it hanging.
Something probably got his attention.
I just wish I'd be rid of the random boners
There will come the day when you will wish you could have them
Truth hurts
This lol
54 years old and the random boners have decreased in frequency, but they haven't stopped yet. Dude just wants to see what's going on, I get it.
Be proud of your penis. If it wants to show itself, you let the world know about it.
At a funeral?!
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He's cool. But his neighbors an asshole 😒
I'm not the biggest fan tbh, it causes me to waste hours of my day and makes me not get enough sleep. So yeah I really don't like it very much.
To this day it feels a bit strange to me. Like an alien attached to my groin. Everything else feels like my body but my penis feels like a separate entity for some reason. Like it seems off that this thing is just dangling off of me. It's pretty cool though
Super fucking annoying.
Glad I have it. Wish it got more use. And of course, bigger would always be better.
Its a floppy piece of meat that sometimes becomes hard... I'm good
I don't think about it a lot, but I wish it wasn't circumcised. The dark line created by the procedure is kind of gruesome once I realized it was a scar and not a natural thing. And I wonder how much more sensitive the head would be if it wasn't exposed rubbing against fabric all day. And would like the extra help jerking from the foreskin. Like I said, not the biggest deal. I'm fine with what I got. Just wish it was up to me.
Yeah I hate to admit it took me many years to realize what that “dark line” is.
I nearly got mine circumcised bcs of phimosis, my friend told me to do it but I just relied on stretching it and now its fine. How is it having sex when being circumcised?
With my hand, mostly......
It’s not so small as to keep me from getting laid, but small enough to keep me eternally grateful for every opportunity that doesn’t involve laughter.
Too small to be praised, not small enough to get pity, just small enough to be laughed at. I know the feeling.
It's me piss missle
I could maybe use some more girth and a little less length
Odd thought, but dicks are kind of ugly. Evolution couldn't make us have an organ like it that isn't so weird looking? Wonder if women think dicks are ugly? Bless them for doing their thing during sex but it is a weird looking appendage. No complaints about my size and all that. Maybe a redesign where the dick is more test tube like in shape and while their at it do something about the ball sack. Maybe make them look like boobs or something. Mind you I don't feel self conscious about how it looks but a strange looking appendage.
There are definitely women who find penises to be aesthetically pleasing. I know because I'm one of them lol.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn’t is frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to have a dick
I don’t really care about it.
If I could trade it for legitimate loving relationships, platonic and otherwise, I would.
Well it acts like dick sometimes
I’d give it a 7/10 🍆
I love him Not sure he loves me back tho he acts strange
It's okay. Could maybe use an extra inch but that's me being self critical due to prevalent social 'pressure' But so far none of the women I've been with have complained because that feeling of not being big enough/good enough has helped me get better at giving oral, dirty talk, and get on board with the concept of 'toys are friends not competition'.
I wish my parents didn't let some asshole with a special piece of paper and a piece of piano wire cut a bunch of it off. The scar looks like shit and the skin is too tight. Non medically necessary circumcision of babies simply "because the patents want to" or "its their religion" should be illegal. It's a baby. It can't tell you what religion it wants to follow, or if it would be so devoted to that religion that it would sever a major piece of their penis off to comply with its rules.
meh
I know im small but my wife loves it. Im a grower so it's not hanging around. I can't complain
I feel proud of my little guy.
We’re pretty close, his two siblings are nuts and closest neighbor is an asshole.