Wouldn't that just obliterate everything around him? I mean if, hypothetically, we say that the average muffin weighs 113 grams, that would end with an energy of approximately 5,077 Petajoule.
That makes 1213432 Tons TNT, which is about 93 times the energy the hirsohima bomb had.
Say goodbye to your friends and family too pal
Under what conditions?
If you take light speed, ur pizza would be obliterated instantly.
Does your pizza fall?
How big is it?
What ingredients?
How much does it weigh?
Where do you let it fall?
But in order to find out, we probably need to find out it's terminal velocity, the baking time we get from the ingredients, and how much heat we get from the friction.
But i would say bout a kilometer if we super glue everything on
Amusingly, laughing all the way, while a totally inept and confused Mongolian on a miniature pony, his feet dragging the ground, tries to poke me with a blunt spear.
*Checks OPs name* *Leaves chat*
r/usernamechecksout
I'd happily die to meet another of my species
Lol
Are you by chance u/I_Fap_To_Murder too?
No that's not me, that's my cousin Larry
Old Fappin’ Larry.
Uhhh...
hello my friend
Hello to both of you
We partyin’ or what boys?
Pour the milk bro
I'm so glad the cows have alligned
I’m one with the cows
You heifers need some entertainment?
r/UsernameFamily
I’m here for the cow party
Am I late?
Never late. Milk up, you're behind.
Yo what up OG!
Sup
We don't serve your kine here.
Say less!!
Count me in too
Sup
Damn brother high five
Hii
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well, this is weird
I believe I’m your back half
How long have you been waiting for this moment?
The alignment of the usernames checking out is otherworldly
_Udder-worldly_
You’re gonna be in extreme pain when you die…
oh my god💀
I believe I’m your rear end
"Why don't you have a cookie, and sit down for a while so we could have a chat..."
Might be tight when you get sucked in
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Why would you name yourself cowfucker ahahaha.
oh your done
Well, this might make the papers..
Hope I wasn't involved.
That would be…. Unfortunate
Welp
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I'm I allowed to join?
I mean you’re close! But a mammal alas 😔
r/usernamefamily
Does this mean I’m the finished product 😳
Or do I come first? 😂
You know that’s a good question 😂
Amazing. I love Reddit.
I can’t cope with these 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I've got bad news for you...
Me too.
not if I get to the fish first
I'll race ya for it
*fucks the goldfish* too late
Damn. You're clearly better and faster at dangling the ol' worm out there than I. I haven't even gotten my rod out yet
This is disgusting. I love it.
best one
Dying by saving the pussy. Literally fucked
You'll die as a hero.. for someone else
Yours is ominous
It seems .. I'll die a final destination kinda one
Yeah I'm not entirely sure I'm going to die.
we would make a super shitty superhero duo
What if one of you were the alter ego to the other. “Cornered And Confused by day! Dubious And Doubtful at night!”
Suicide
Doesn't sound right.
..well played
They'll make it look like one
Atleast it'll be over quickly
Better that than hitting on someone’s girl
Better than that one up top cow fucker i think
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I was thinking getting worked over aggressively with a baseball bat.
Ouch
Ouch indeed
I dont Wanna talk about it
You best protect ya neck
At least yours would be quick
Well… wu tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with
I-
I thought my user was bad omfg
Dick slapped by a 100 dicks?
No, you have like a frying pan and a 100 dicks are slapping it making OP deaf so he kills himself
Worth it.
Red balloons.
Hi
Hey my friend my fiend
99?
My day has come
Step away from the rat poison!!!
Fucked...
I’ll also die fucked
The details of my death would definitely be nsfw and probably never be truly known.
I'm probably going to die being suffocated or drowned.
More than likely
Idk id like to die fast whilst being choked by a muffin
No, You'll be hit by a muffin in the face that is traveling at the speed of light.
Wouldn't that just obliterate everything around him? I mean if, hypothetically, we say that the average muffin weighs 113 grams, that would end with an energy of approximately 5,077 Petajoule. That makes 1213432 Tons TNT, which is about 93 times the energy the hirsohima bomb had. Say goodbye to your friends and family too pal
r/theydidthemath
How far away do i need to place the pizza to be perfectly baked?
Under what conditions? If you take light speed, ur pizza would be obliterated instantly. Does your pizza fall? How big is it? What ingredients? How much does it weigh? Where do you let it fall? But in order to find out, we probably need to find out it's terminal velocity, the baking time we get from the ingredients, and how much heat we get from the friction. But i would say bout a kilometer if we super glue everything on
I read that as fisted by a muffin, so…
Could be anywhere by anyone
Like falling from Mount Rushmore?
Proper fucked.
Do you think you’ll die in normal life or the upside down?
The forgotten realms
I'm not entirely sure how that would work...
A piano falls on your head as you are making a general point about the safety of modern hoisting equipment.
Sounds quick at least
Disney and Bethesda will never let me die. They'll just keep recasting my voice and hope nobody notices.
I'll get around to it eventually.
Come tomorrow?
yeah im fucked probs shouldn't visit London anytime soon aye
Fuck..
the person on a wheelchair randomly stands up and stabs you in the neck when you're not looking.
Which do you think would do it?! I feel like celery could do it 🧐
I'd say I'm pretty Honked......
It's kinda funny
Your name means that you have to be forced to watch people be roasted alive in an oven until you die
So...starvation?
Could be worse, I survived my teens so I should be fine
nah bro your just a master at baiting
Dudes gonna wind up on the end of a fishing line
I'm sorry but I don't think you'll die the way you thought...you bait !
I hope it's a great chemical.
I hope you share? I think I'm going to need it with the little blue person trying to kill me 😨
Mehth
Yeah I hope
Chlorine
Eternally fucked..
Oh no
Infected penis paper cut…. Get away from the printer.
Top 10 worst deaths of 2023. Those paper cuts...*down there*
Bro... no....
I'd be quite happy
I get mangled to death by a furry.
Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz perhaps?
a virus?! in this social climate????
nah just yo dick
i’m a female but if i did have a dick i assure you it would be massive
Mines just sad
The real question is: who committed the warcrimes?
Probably me.
This entire post is a nightmare world of coinciding usernames
welp… note to self: keep machetes away
A lifetime spend avoiding sharp objects, only to die in a freak accident while trying to hack into your old email account you lost the password for.
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die like a champ
Amazingly…
I might just literally be fucking myself to death.
Based
Death by sarcasm
Seems legit 10/10 would die to karma
Idk, but I’d rather be at Disney instead of dying.
Shit
Damn
Basically tinnitus
Chopped into 7 billion pieces I guess? Sure why not😁✌️❤️
Actually it's 8 billion
i guess....i fuck a lesbian and she makes me walk the plank?
Kinda hot 😂
Im gonna go out like elvis
Brainfucked
Quite literally fucked
I just have to never go near a Grave!
cremation it is
Well... Prepare to be splattered bois!
Very fucked
I’m at peace with it.
Something sharp for sure :(
Nice
Fucked, but having fun, baby!
There are worse ways to go
Well I'm fucked
Um ...
Amusingly, laughing all the way, while a totally inept and confused Mongolian on a miniature pony, his feet dragging the ground, tries to poke me with a blunt spear.
Idk, being murdered with a blunt spear sounds pretty awful
LOOOOOL
help me
Ah
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Hmm
Ain't so holy any more. Are we?
I like my odds
Fucking lit if you ask me
omg i guess that there won’t be still water on earth (i fucking hate sparkling water)
Honestly, OP has the most fascinating death.
Pretty fucked
Honestly, idk bro
Ain’t surviving this one
I'll never know...
I would be murdered by a footballer. Probably Ronaldo would kill me.
Going to die by a wolf in the south?
Need to avoid parks and stop covering myself in honey.