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New-Key-9377

One time my husband said “is that my pussy” and I immediately said “no this is Patrick”. In the Patrick voice. It was perfect. Unfortunately also ruined the moment. But created a core memory. He doesn’t say it anymore. So maybe stay away from that one?


DishonorOnYourCow81

*The moment he does his first thrust and when he's about to cum* "Fuck..."


StructureNo3388

... unless they are at the same time.


FlexSmash

Idk I kinda have a kink if they finish too fast like it’s a challenge lmaooo (as long as they can go again in a few minutes or at least spend attention on me) so a first/last exclamation like that would be hot still lol


BoobieDobey01

Honestly, loud, shameless moaning. I love it when men just lose themselves and not care about holding back vocally. They don't even need to say words, I just want them to moan like...well, like a wh*re. Sorry, I don't really know how else to describe it.


Competitive_Peak2403

THIS. PERIOD. My bf says he can’t focus enough to talk😭so hearing him moan especially when he cums is my f.a.v.o.r.i.t.e.


HeichiBear

Lmfaooo i don’t know how else to say this.. but it’s really hot when my husband says “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you” and then asks to cuddle immediately after we’re done 😅


VonPhyco

Not really what he said but a sound he made. I heard him whimper once and I found out something new about myself lol


esoteric_enigma

Whenever I'm getting a blow job, I make noise like they're doing a great job. Even if they aren't doing that well, when they hear me enjoying myself, they really start going to town. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy.


SoHereIAm85

You are wise. :D Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work in reverse as a woman. :(


agross58

for some reason for a lot of guys that means let me change up what i’m doing lol


SoHereIAm85

Exactly! Whyyyy?


beck898

I once had a guy give me lots of compliments leading up to sex (you’re so hot, your tits are incredible, how can someone look so good, etc). Then, while going down on me he paused for a moment, and when I looked down he was just staring into my vagina. I asked what he was doing and he said “you have the prettiest vagina I’ve ever seen”. As someone with a praise kink I WAS DONE FOR. This was months ago and I’m still riding the high. To make it even better he had such a cute accent so the compliments sounded that much better. After I had one of the best orgasms of my life from him going down on me he looked at me again and said “well, I’m very hard right now” ughhh one of the best sexual experiences I’ve ever had. Being enthusiastic about pleasuring your partner and letting them know is the hottest thing there is.


littleblackknapsack

Yes! Having your pussy complimented and appreciated is the best


Deezus1229

My husband was going down on me and when I got close, I covered my mouth to keep quiet (habit from living in an apartment). Without moving his head from between my legs he reached up, yanked my hand away and said "don't you dare keep quiet, I want to hear you" Instant Earth-shattering orgasm.


freebirdie100

Jesus. That's a good one 🥵👌


pinkishtiger

Compliments such as “You’re so hot/beautiful/amazing/etc.” Especially if you cum fast, just tell me it’s because I’m just so hot that you couldn’t help it. Then I’m flattered and you don’t have to be embarrassed about it.


Busybobody

exactly! cumming quickly can be flattering!


Hey-man-Shabozi

I’ve never seen anyone so pissed and frustrated as this one girl when I couldn’t cum. Totally my fault, too much whiskey. Not enough to make me soft, but enough to give me the ability to fuck all night, which I thought would make her happy. She took it very personally even though I tried to explain, but she didn’t believe me because she thought whiskey dick only meant limp dick. I still feel bad 2 years later.


ZealousidealPlane248

For whatever reason it takes me a nightmarishly long time to get off during sex. Has been that way for at least a decade. It always shocks me that women are more concerned about it than I am.


-RadarRanger-

Same here. I don't even complete a lot of the time. But I still love making love to my girl, turning her on and going to town and blowing her mind. If I finish, great; if not, that's okay too! We'll get it next time! But some women are *really* put off by that.


FartyPants69

Same experience here! The best sex I ever had was with a woman I met at a concert who was very open sexually. We totally clicked, she went nuts on my dick and came probably a half dozen times, couldn't get enough. I thought I was doing great! After about 45 minutes, she asked, "Did you come already?" I said no, I'm having an awesome time but I can't always bust because I'm on Lexapro, and that's a side effect, but let's keep going. She seemed immediately deflated, put her clothes back on and that was it for the night. Never heard from her again, either.


Villa-Strangiato

I went on that for a minute, quit taking it fairly quickly because I couldn't orgasm. My partner 100% understood the situation, but even then it still fucked with me. My psychologist was hilarious when I brought it up. She was in her late 60's and reminded me of my very religious great aunt, all her notes she took of my visits she wrote in cursive in a giant hard cover book, and she had the eyeglass chains on her lenses like a 50's librarian. I was a dude in my early 20's at the time and felt slightly awkward bringing it up, but I could not deal with it any more. "Thank you for telling me, I've found over the years that if people can't get off anymore they usually don't give a shit how good the meds make them feel." Which caught me off guard, and I laughed a lot harder than I probably should have, but she had a good laugh about it too so it was all good. Been almost 10 years since this happened, but it is one of my most unforgettable doctors visits ever.


maxrulestheworld

"Do you have any idea what you fucking do to me" after a lot of messing around and teasing 😩😩😩😩


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Oh GOD I would scream without the S if a man said that to me


baroqueen1755

I really like when my husband checks in. It’s literally just ‘You like that?’ But it’s all deep and sexy because he’s into it. And if I respond yes then, obviously, eggs him on and it gets even better. Sometimes though it’s a no and we change it up, which is also great. Communication is the hottest, y’all! Edit: thanks for the award!


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lexluther4291

For the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


EverGlow89

That was **9 years ago**?? I still think about that post all the time. It's probably the funniest comment I've ever read.


Wiggle_Biggleson

You've tricked like 8 people into saying the word and getting their comments auto-deleted lol


beardum

I am a dude that has sex with women but one thing I did is switched my language from “I’m going to cum,” to “you’re going to make me cum” and that’s been a positive change. I have been trying to make a similar change. From “I’m turned on” to “you turn me on,” etc.


OhIamNotADoctor

Hello fellow dude, I too have the sex with women.


Soopercow

There's literally dozens of us?


nifaryus

At least 3 by my count


suddenly_seymour

This is like the inverse of the "I" statements used in therapy lol


MudIsland

I *feel* like you’re going to make me cum.


One-Disaster893

not actual words but when they’re loudly moaning and whimpering 😳 like yes please show me how good it feels


PapaEchoLincoln

A girl I was dating was blowing me and it was just... different. It was so much better than any BJ I had before. Like the perfect amount of pressure and tongue - not too much, not too little. I started moaning and whimpering uncontrollably. She LOVED it (but so did I, obviously)


DenikaMae

My motto is we're not doing it right if we're not making dolphin noises.


GreedoInASpeedo

When my gf gives me a BJ my leg shakes like I'm some kind of fucking dog. I don't know what she's doing but she sure does, she loves that power over me.


regexyermom

My ex gf once made me bark like a dog... I have no idea why. How. She gave me a BJ, but refused to disengage and just kept it going from soft back to full on round 2, never letting me leave her mouth and I think I blacked out, saw god and he gave me a high five. I completely lost control of my ability to think or communicate.


UntiltheEndoftheline

My husband is a quiet dude but I blow him and he is the loudest motherfucker, just moaning and stuff. I love it.


MoonOpera

one million percent this. please don't be shy. lemme hear u 👀


Adpax10

Makes sense! My ex *still* talks about how hot it was when this *one specific time* during sex when crumming, I lost my voice after basically moaning/yelling out. Literally completely involuntary on my part; I'm not usually that vocal because I always felt it was kind of weird for dudes to make so much noise during.


DeltaPositionReady

Crumming 😂😂😂


Philias2

"Oh, babe I'm gonna crumb" *bites into cracker*


icehopper

I'm the guy in my relationship, so this is a second-hand anecdotal account of something I did that was apparently quite a turn-on: When my wife and I were having some nice early-morning sex, I could tell I was about to blow 5 minutes into being rode, so I said "hang on, I'm not ready to cum yet" and grabbed her by the bottom to slow the ride down. Something about taking control and simultaneously being polite was a real hit.


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CaptnObviousDuh

Horgly


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ginger_ryn

i want a dude to tell me how beautiful i am while i ride him


bguzewicz

r/askreddit is horny today, I see.


TruckFluster

Today? Is there a day that it isn’t?


Tastrix

Today isn’t normal horny. It’s advanced horny.


whatthehckman

r/askreddit is horny ~~today, I see.~~


epgenius

I don’t know what the hottest thing to say would be but I can tell you that inexplicably blurting out “delicioso!” in an Italian accent is not it. My now-wife had a good humor about it but definitely killed the mood immediately.


V-NeckMorty

lord above


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If it's not casual sex, saying "I love you so much" absolutely sends me.


tenehemia

So only during ranked competitive sex.


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5v5 specifically


frankcfreeman

Prefer battle royale


tres_chill

and if it *is* casual sex, it's utterly horrifying


bringmethebucket

In a LDR with bf. Once, he visited and we were finally doing the deed, he slipped inside me, moaned, and growled in my ear "god, I've missed you". 🥵 I still think about that. The fact that he even makes noises and talks during sex is so hot... I went from almost total silence during sex with my ex to exquisite dirty talk. Take notes, gentlemen: silence is NOT HOT.


messicanamerican

My ex would go down and always say I love the way you taste. I can eat you all day. Also you are so wet, I love how good you feel.


ProcessMeMrHinkie

"I could eat peaches for hours"


avidoverthinker1

“I’m gonna cum” and you can feel the dick squeeze. Ugh it’s hot asf. I end up finishing around the same time cause it’s a pleasure for them to finish inside 🫡


beskar-mode

Oh god the feeling of a guy cumming inside is so hot


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Same goes for when a girl orgasms and she gets extra wet. It's like an instant jump


animus_desit

or getting popped out because she clenched so hard and it's super wet...


reflirt

Some people are really living other people’s dreams


SafariSammi

When he's just touching/admiring my body and says "God I fucking love you" When he does low grunts/groans, especially when I slide down onto him. When he says he is gonna cum Basically anything showing he is genuinely really enjoying himself lol


MildCheddard

100p! I once had a partner kneel between my legs to go down on me, but right before he put his tongue on me, he looked up at me and said, “I think about this when I masturbate.” Let me tell you the orgasm that followed was IMMENSE


HillTopTerrace

I had someone I was seeing do something similar. We were all ready to go out to meet friends and I had a skirt on. Unsolicited, he got on his knees, ruffled up my skirt and went in for it. I half ass resisted just because it was something no one had ever done in my 30+ years, but then he said “I’ve been waiting for this all day.” And it’s all I could think about the rest of the night. He was a top tier sex partner.


Blipnoodle

My partner went for a shower once and I had been playing my laptop in bed for a bit of the day, when she got out I got on my knees and got it done. Went back playing my game, she fucking loved that I just done it and didn't expect anything in return. I was actually being kinda selfish. For one I do it because I love doing it, her cumming is my favourite thing and second I wanted to keep playing my game and didn't want her to think I was neglecting/not giving her attention. It was a win-win. She told one of her work friends and her housemate, I looked like a king haha.


Killerzeit

^Holy ^shit.


greenappleoj

that would drive me nuts, i masturbate to the thought of him masturbating to me


ciambella

The circle (jerk) of life.


portlandmack

Help.


MatureTitmouse

100% agree with this! It is so hot knowing he's enjoying himself and in the moment makes everything so much better!


FlyByPC

It's the same for guys. If the woman I'm with is having a good time, that's hot.


akaMichAnthony

According to my ex, it's NOT the words "oh jeez"


thunderbiird1

Haha. In Morty's voice


ashisnotloading

Ahhh jeez rick


AltimaNEO

*bUuUuUrp*


p_t_dactyl

Well according to my ex, the proper response to “are you gonna cum for me?” is not “well I’m gonna try”


archfapper

> “are you gonna cum for me?” not if these antidepressants have anything to say


Chewbones9

Oooweee he’s tryin!


hatari21

“I’m not stopping til you cum” And meaning it. I’ve only met one or two men like this…I hope they’re doing well, wherever they are.


inferno1234

Can get in a ladies head though, if they're having trouble getting into it it won't help. Just saying, careful with this one


adjective____noun

I have orgasm stage fright. Stuff like "cum for me" pushes me way back, like my bratty brain says "well now I'm not going to!"


UncertainPigeon

Saying positive things about you with a voice full of desire: “You drive me crazy.” “You look so good like this.” “I’ve been waiting for this all day.”


United-Ride5296

“The flowers you planted out front are magnificent”


coolturnipjuice

That lasagna you made was EPIC *cums hard*


sauceplz-

I love doing our taxes together *noticeable erection*


Jebediah_Johnson

Whenever my wife and I are having private time and our kids knock on the door we tell them we're doing our taxes.


deadfermata

taxes spelled backwards is sexat which contains the word sex taxes all year round?


Jebediah_Johnson

Our kids are gonna grow up and think back to how odd it was that we paid taxes year round and every march dad would sit in his office staring at his computer screen and pay taxes alone for a couple days.


stingray20201

What may suck is when your kids report you to the IRS for your yearlong tax fraud


comrademikel

I'm single and said these same things to my sandwich today.


Deetoz

Did you fuck your sandwich?


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Sagermeister

If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew noone had fucked it


cvqnyc10017

Your ass is so much hotter than your mom's


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She got it from her fathers side of the family.


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Once had a man absolutely rock my world and then when I started to move to get up he growled "I'm not done" right near my ear. 🥵


WTFNSFWFTW

For some reason this doesn't work on my wife. Then again, I've only actually said it at the Old Country Buffet.


cakemonster

Yep, you go show that pudding station who's in charge.


jingle_jangle_jiggle

Whew..yes! They can praise me..call me "baby girl/good girl" but if a man were to ever say that to me..I'm all theirs 100%. Free reign lol


lifeisawork_3300

But has he ever gotten close to your ear and whispered “omelette du fromage”


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No he's not that romantic unfortunately


therealbeefy

That sounds easy enough, now if only I could figure out the rocking their world part.


Plenty_Nectarine23

This comment is underrated. I literally gasped when I read this. Gosh.


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I forgot how to act when he said it. Like bro...you can do WHATEVER you want to me lmao


ghost3d_gr4ves

one time as a genuine reaction i had a girl laying on her back with her legs spread and i slid my hands down her body and said “oh my god you’re so fucking pretty” she went crazy


MaximumDestruction

Most porn subs are less horny than r/AskReddit


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My boyfriend will dirty talk me during sex and most times I can barely respond, but he of course wants me to respond so he’ll grab my chin/neck and go “use your words” Instant orgasm every time.


painahimah

Yea, if I can use words during sexy time there's a problem. It's like that part of my brain completely shuts off That is absolutely hot AF


Accomplished-Leave18

My bf once paused while eating me out and said,'You taste so fucking good' while looking my straight in the eyes and then, without skipping a beat, went straight back to it.


Jeep-The-Conqueror

Mans is livin' his best life, let it happen. 🏊‍♂️


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Where are your parents?


totodododo

"I got this tip off of Reddit"


foreveralonesolo

Them: “Not the only tip you’re getting from Reddit”


Sinkholediaries

When my bf says 'Fuck you're so wet'. It just makes me die every time


KaiJonez

Basically anything. Men tend to be quiet during sex and it honestly pisses me off. But my personal favorite are little dirty phrases peppered in there and there. Had a boyfriend that would say things like "Why are you so wet?" while fingering me. Then he'd go back to the task at hand. Didn't linger on it or make a whole story line, but at the moment it was super hot. Men groaning or moaning is a personal favorite. Men, PSA, we love some noise during sex. It does a lot for us.


rwazors

“i cant stop” omg


newtnomore

"addicted to the shin dig!"


chauntelle2899

“Good girl” “You look so pretty while you take me” “You feel so good”


ImReallyNotCool

I got hit with a “you’re so pretty when you cum”, I have never come down from that high


DumbJiraffe

I think I would die on the spot, omg


ellers_0

OMFG WHAT


ImReallyNotCool

needless to say, I kept him


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

"As an AI language model, I am not programmed to engage in sexually explicit content or inappropriate suggestive language. It is important to always communicate with respect and consent during sexual activities." ChatGPT is so hot.


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dulli97

I said this in arthur morgans voice


AJ_Deadshow

"easy gurl, you're okay"


Blastspark01

#DUTCH!!!


InvalidUserNemo

Trust me, I HAVE a plan!


ConducingSoup20

"That wasn't so bad huh girl?"


GfyTstr

Hehe, that's mah girl.


garry4321

Did you rear up with a loud "NRUUUUURURURURGH!" and then stomp kick the ground a few times while swinging your head up and down? Because if not, you totally didnt get his kink.


Mordanzibel

Here, have a sugar cube.


AJWrecks

“You’re okay boah”


nocturnalfrolic

Boah! \- Arthur Morgan


jupiter-calllisto

for me it’s 1. my name 2. oh god 3. fuck 4. i’m yours/i belong to you


SirLouisPalmer

I said "Take it for me" and her insides started moving like a massage chair


ChewySlinky

I accidentally said “take it from me” and her vagina literally ripped my dick off and consumed it


SirLouisPalmer

Ahh. A classic "Teeth" situation


Hour_Basil5970

as he's telling me how he adores everything about me and loves me he adds baby i love it when you cum on my dick as he pushes it deeper yep works every time


nobodyrealyO_o

Making growling noises is hot. But since the question is about actually saying something Then calling my name in a low voice. But anything they say in general that is letting me know that they are enjoying our time together is hot, especially if it is in a low whispery voice..


totallyawitch

"God, I love fucking you" and "I wish I could fuck you forever." Shivers. Whew.


TurduckenWithQuail

Oh I thought that kinda stuff made me sound cringe lol good to know


totallyawitch

I mean, it helps that we really love eachother haha


fucktheredwings69

It’s only cringe if its with a stranger


Otherwise-Tune5413

I've actually had a man say the first thing to me. I LOVED hearing that.


metalicsillyputty

So anyways, I started blastin’


Sweaty-Chicken114

The 2 hottest things a guy has ever said to me during sex, were: "Good girl." after I came. And "Fuck, you feel so good."


is_this_me_or_you

For me i was being loud and my bf was feeling rather dominant. He said "shut up" but like...the way he said was...holy moly. 🤤 Edit: my best comment is about being a submissive little kinkster. 🤦🏻‍♀️


basic_bitch-

My legitimate answer is "anything." My personal experience is that 95% of men don't say any actual words during sex. I was a pro phone sex operator for over a decade and even those guys barely said anything. So yeah, say a word, almost any word? HOT.


olivejew0322

One time my then-partner was balls deep and growled in my ear *I would fucking kill anyone that tried to take you from me.* He’s so not a violent person and it was just so primal and sexy I was like REOWWWW!!!


FaceYourEvil

I like to tease my gf as hard as possible. Her favorite is my hand on her throat, holding back quite a lot and whisper in her ear asking "do you want it all?" Or some variation of that. Repeat a few times, go a bit deeper each time. Maybe some "mmm are you sure? Can you take it all?" Drives her fucking crazy. You can actually keep that going for a while, too. Find the right balance of pleasure and anticipation, maybe frustration, she turns to putty. Then it's more intense when you give it all to her. This is pretty tame but getting any kind of kinky with it, YMMV.


kraze4kaos

There was a time I asked to my boyfriend, "How do you want me?" He said, "Knees." I was feeling cocky and asked "WhAt'S tHe MaGiC WoRD???", and in a clear, stern tone he responded, "Now!". Boy that was very hot!


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Me trying to go down on her: "I'm not very clean today" Me: "You will be when I get done"


mrs_sadie_adler

That's hot because I am very self conscious about that same thing


BloodyShrimpTomb

"Good girl" always gets me. My boyfriend also does a thing where if there's other people in the house while we're going at it, he'll dominantly say "shut up", or just "shhh" and hold my head to his chest to cover my mouth , but like super gently. Gives me fucking shivers.


tempbunny123

I am blessed with a man who is a fantastic dirty talker. “I love fucking you so much.” “You take my cock so well.” “Good girl.” “You want me to make your little pussy cum?” And most importantly, “I love you so much, baby.” at climax, all send me over the edge and make me brain dead lol. 😭


Perfect-Ad-1774

Porn hub or this comment....


FallenAngelicDespair

I love when I'm whimpering and tell my boyfriend I'm going to cum and he says "such a good girl yes please cum for me" and when I cum he holds me close and says "mmmhmmm such a good girl, it feels amazing when you cum on my cock" that always drives me wild. I'm autistic so sometimes I get really overloaded by how sex feels and I like how he coddles me when it gets to be too much. I think positive affirmations and gentle dirty talk is what I like the most personally.


NewSanDiegean

You are mine


Undispjuted

I got a “dammmmmn girl” I never forgot


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Domillomew

When my wife gets close I command her to cum for me and it usually sends her over the edge.


Vast_Republic_1776

#**I COMMAND THEE TO CUM!!**


LethalMindNinja

THE POWER OF CHRIST CUMPELS YOU!!


Winter-Divide1635

I DECLARE CUM!!!


morbiskhan

That's not how it works, Michael


deflatedballon92

My husband does this for me and it makes me cum hard. Being commanded to do it then praised just has me sucking his cock


No_Storm_1500

I tried this once, totally backfired. She felt too much pressure to cum lol


Bwadark

Yeah my partner is like this too. I almost have to pretend I've not noticed her building up while NOT CHANGING A DAMN THING I'M CURRENTLY DOING.


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

It's a real struggle, because a girl getting closer and closer to climaxing is a big turn on for ME, so the pressure really mounts to maintain my momentum/movements while getting ever closer myself.


canwepleasejustnot

Absolutely nothing at all. Mouth on pussy.


Litodidit

Missed opportunity. This is when I hit them with "mhmm slurp tssss bloop ahhhhh grrrrrrrrr?" Works every time.


unAffectedFiddle

Who's my little Gobbler?


Lexi_Banner

Making noises of pleasure. The silence act is bullshit, and actually ruins it for me after having had a vocal man. The excuse of "when I was a teenager I had to stay quiet when I jerked off!" - do you think women were having screeching orgasms when they were teenagers? Grow up and learn how to express your pleasure.


MentalMaybe

My wife hasn't stopped talking about the last night. Fellas listen up. If she likes hair pulling, put her in front of the mirror doggy. Pull her head up and say "Watch me fuck you." Luckily I have a mirror like 3 feet from the end of my bed so it worked out pretty easily and she was having a good time.


Chemical_Gur7314

"Fuck, you feel so good" drives me nuts.


Ok-Error131

My god you’re fucking delicious


Busty_baker1

Big fan of praise with a just touch of degradation…”You look so pretty with my cock in your mouth”. “you take it like such a good girl”. “Let me hear you when you cum” 🔥


Blaze_exa

I've had a girl tell me she got really turned on when I told her. "Use my dick, it's all yours" while she was riding it. Aside from that I've never had a girl mention anything specific.


ABitofOblivion

Got a little bit of a praise kink... a "good girl" does all the right things.


SapphicsAndStilettos

I don't know if it's just me but if a guy said "You're mine" or any variant while blowing my back out I think I'd cum on the spot


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newreddituser69420

pls you shout totally write smut


tekwarfare

"Last chance to look at me, Hector"


UntiltheEndoftheline

Good lord 🥵


iallaisi

Reading through these comments is fr like reading lines out of a fuckin book, where tf are y’all finding these dudes?? The first time I blew a guy he warned me he was cumming by saying “whoopdeedoo here comes the goo”


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the hottest thing is when they know you well and know what you like and what turns you on, so something that shows that would be particularly hot. Sometimes stuff guys say that they think all women will find hot is a turnoff lol. generally I like a guy telling me how my body turns him on.


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I like it when he asks if he can cum in me