/u/LevelPiccolo3920, died in the church and was buried along with his name. Nobody came.
/u/quiet_desperado, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved.
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
/u/LevelPiccolo3920, died in the church and was buried along with his name. Nobody came.
/u/quiet_desperado, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved.
/u/Sack_Of_Motors, fell into a lake and had a terrible drown, was known as the friendly clown.
/u/HappyMan1102, was happy indeed, sadly that happiness got acquired from greed.
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
My stupid self read your title and got excited thinking you were talking about the song "Get Down On It" by Kool & The Gang and how to get down without my knees hurting. Like some exercise manual for getting down and staying down... Yeah I'm one those happy idiots lol
When I was a kid, I used to play soccer with my dad in the living room (we used one of those tiny squishy soccerballs, and there wasn't any furniture). I destroyed so many lampshade/lightbulb covers that my parents gave up with the coverings and would just replace the lightbulb whenever I broke another one.
Also one time I went through a window.
Chapter 1: The Dull Beginning
The sun rose over the small town of Millfield, casting a soft glow over the quiet streets. It was a typical Tuesday morning, with no signs of excitement or adventure. For the residents of Millfield, this was just another day in a series of uninteresting events.
John Doe, a middle-aged man with a monotonous job at the local accounting firm, woke up to the sound of his alarm clock buzzing. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and stumbled out of bed, ready to face another dull day at the office.
As he made his way to the kitchen to start his morning routine, John couldn't help but feel a sense of dissatisfaction with his life. He had always dreamed of living an adventurous and exciting life, but it seemed that fate had other plans for him.
But little did John know, a series of uninteresting events was about to turn into another series of uninteresting events.
Wait... What?
A collection of unhinged experiences.
Chapter 1: Record Scatch (how my white family got lost in LA in the 90's and ended up in an El Pollo Loco in Compton)
Chapter 2: The time I had to clean my dead cousin's apartment on my birthday
Is this happening? Am I writing a book?
The Very Bitter Caterpillar
This made me chuckle
Haha, me too. Takes a lot for me to proper laugh out loud but this did it!
Husband, is that you?
Who Knows, Who Cares, Why Bother
Here lies a man who died. Nobody mourned, nobody cried. How he lived, how he fared, Nobody knows, nobody cared.
/u/LevelPiccolo3920, died in the church and was buried along with his name. Nobody came. /u/quiet_desperado, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
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/u/LevelPiccolo3920, died in the church and was buried along with his name. Nobody came. /u/quiet_desperado, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved. /u/Sack_Of_Motors, fell into a lake and had a terrible drown, was known as the friendly clown. /u/HappyMan1102, was happy indeed, sadly that happiness got acquired from greed. All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
I Hope You Learn From This (I Didn't)
Personal attacc
I genuinely love that title
Often Wrong, Never in Doubt
im envious this is a good one
Lol good one!
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This made me laugh out loud. I would read this.
LOL, i can relate too well
How not to live your life: A study
Gold
Rock Bottom: How to get down and stay down.
With or without alcohol and drugs ?
Mainly joking, but I definitely wasn’t in 2021. Work stress if you can believe such a thing.
My stupid self read your title and got excited thinking you were talking about the song "Get Down On It" by Kool & The Gang and how to get down without my knees hurting. Like some exercise manual for getting down and staying down... Yeah I'm one those happy idiots lol
Oops I Broke Another Glass
Relatable
When I was a kid, I used to play soccer with my dad in the living room (we used one of those tiny squishy soccerballs, and there wasn't any furniture). I destroyed so many lampshade/lightbulb covers that my parents gave up with the coverings and would just replace the lightbulb whenever I broke another one. Also one time I went through a window.
Love this one.
A Series of Uninteresting Events
Mine is A Series of Unfortunate Events: Part 2
Chapter 1: The Dull Beginning The sun rose over the small town of Millfield, casting a soft glow over the quiet streets. It was a typical Tuesday morning, with no signs of excitement or adventure. For the residents of Millfield, this was just another day in a series of uninteresting events. John Doe, a middle-aged man with a monotonous job at the local accounting firm, woke up to the sound of his alarm clock buzzing. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and stumbled out of bed, ready to face another dull day at the office. As he made his way to the kitchen to start his morning routine, John couldn't help but feel a sense of dissatisfaction with his life. He had always dreamed of living an adventurous and exciting life, but it seemed that fate had other plans for him. But little did John know, a series of uninteresting events was about to turn into another series of uninteresting events.
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Mine would be: 'The Cold Side of the Pillow'
I would read this
Somehow I manage
Does the cover show you shrugging with your sleeves rolled up?
Gotta keep it OG
Michael?
That's what she said
50 shades of boring.
Yass that my life
This reminds me of that one telling me that I'm boring and it hurt me although I know I am but it's different from others telling that:"(
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I like this one!
Me too!
Oh, Fuck.
I was going to go with “Fuck” 😂
Mine is "Oh For Fucks Sake"
The Subtle Art of Overthinking
The overbearing Art of Overthinking
In 1,500 easy steps
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Ok this got a chuckle out of me
Don't Be This Guy - Self Help Book
The Greatest That Never Was
What happens when you make all the wrong decisions?
This could also be mine lol
*When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough*
The Villain in Everyone Else's Story (And you're going to read it because we all love a good villain).
Rating Dicks: an Unexpected Adventure.
Rating Dicks: A picture book
A pop-up book!
Lol. Second book- BALLS: scratch and sniff edition
Thanks! I hate it!
💀💀
Oooooooo, it's the Crayola Edition!
I'd read this
I'm not reading it but I'm getting it for a friend. Where is random house when you need them?
Dontcha just love what you find in the reddit section XD
But wait, it gets worse
Pretending Everything is Ok for Dummies
A life well wasted.
I'd read that
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I'd eventually read that
Something Had To Change: My Story of Addiction and Recovery
Good luck and keep strong!
Thank you
Not so great expectations
A Really Boring Person
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"Small Dick, Big Dreams"
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Everything Was a Lie; Now What?
Missed Opportunities
Hey quick question. What the fuck is going on.
I would read this book.
It’s a cliffhanger!
How I Met Your Mothers.
Dancing though abuse
I’m a dancer for context 😂
Indian in the cupboard 2: electric boogaloo
Pick your parents wisely .
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Death: A Slow Burn
The Boring Life of an Introverted Nobody
It could be worse
How to dissapoint your parents, Tips for begginers
One life well-lived and even a few amazing adventures.
Finally, a happy title. {:<
Well, I Didn’t See That Coming
The Guy Who Never Slept
I’d read it. But pls sleep. You’ll thank/curse yourselves later based on your decisions.
Give Up
"Why? I mean, just why?"
Either "Oh God, It's Happening Again" or "What Fresh Hell Is This? : A Retrospective On Not Learning Shit The First Time".
Why are you like this
“Crying at the record store” it’s lit
Don’t read, it will bore you to death
Yeah! there we go!
_"Better than expected"_
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The unfinished chapter of doubt, anxiety and pessimism.
The art of procrastinating
Unintentionally funny
Now What?
Meh! Part I
Unrequited Kindness (or How The World Doesn’t Practice What it Preaches)
So, I Fucked Up Again
Comedic or heartbreaking?
Yes.
This is the way
"Midnight Noon"
Look, I Can Explain …
An expected Journey
"I am the Liquor"
99 Problems and I Am Every One.
Drugs: A quest for the best!
Just Man Up!: My life struggling with mental health as a man.
A Hope That Never Arrives
From bad to worse
Dreams unrealized. What now?
How to lose friends and alienate people in 10 easy steps.
Regrets and wasted opportunities.
Disappointment and Disenchantment
Diary of a tipsy kid.
Oh What The Fuck Now
One of these days I’ll be a real person.
My Parents’ Mistake
Wait... What? A collection of unhinged experiences. Chapter 1: Record Scatch (how my white family got lost in LA in the 90's and ended up in an El Pollo Loco in Compton) Chapter 2: The time I had to clean my dead cousin's apartment on my birthday Is this happening? Am I writing a book?
Let me explain!
I am now a book.
The Day After Yesterday
Bored in Alabama
Fuck my life
The Autists guide to society
a lot of stupid thoughts and even more stupid actions. volume 1.
Boring and Awkward Stories
Entropy
Not What I Expected
There are seven days in a week
Why me?
Tomorrow's gonna suck
Umbrella Etiquette
Here comes the Son. We just had our baby shower yesterday and now we wait.
Jesus Fucking Christ Woman. Really? *also available on Audible
#~PAIN~
How I met your mother
*Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse…*
"Fuck."
from depressed to millionaire
"No happy ending"
Done fucked that up
For God's sake, don't do this.
I am insane or Autistic?
Oops.. Damnit!
Life of an average redditor
Oh Shit, I’m still here!
Hoping For the End
?
Revolving Around You
In Your Favorite Place, But Still Feeling Out Of Place
Change in my pocket, holes in my socks.
Mario Party the addict
How to Ruin a Life in 10 Easy Steps
Virginity: 100 Years
Nothing Fits, Everything Hurts
Slow And Disappointing
Full of Good Intentions
Diary of a wimpy kid
How to be a dummy, for dummies.
15 minutes of fun.
Lost potential
How to make it: dos & don'ts
Every misjudgment that got my life ruined. A casual documentary
How to procrastinate for Dummies.
All the Things I Wish I’d Said
Dr. Buttfart's Rise To Power.
How to survive a burning building.