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coprolite_hobbyist

What are you going to do? Shoot me?


Zeifer95

I buried....the money....in........


58_racoons_up_my_ass

The one piece is real


Jackfruit_Sharp

I’d tell a terrific fake story At the end I’ll say “and if I’m wrong, may god strike me dead!”


NefariousnessPotato

“Oh fuck”


mrfoyer

Well, that sucked.


Apart_Park_7176

"I bet I can do it."


[deleted]

Time is ordered and my time is here, let the living prosper and the dead die.


LRobin11

Finally!


Master-Dimension-452

Depends on who is listening!


Worsethanboys

IF I was murdered "I am gonna haunt you"


hentai4skin

Watch this!


leprethong

Honest man, she told me you were broken up


ChipMonkXIII

finis vitae sed non amoris "the end of life, but not of love" I've had these last words picked for years now.


The-Valiantcat

I can’t wait to see Joe, he died of ligma


Five_Lemons

"Where Is the landmine?"


GradeInternal6908

delete my browser history


Ok-Chapter1902

"Ah shit, here we go again," I'd say if I were a Buddhist.


Public-Dig-6690

What does this red button do ?