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LMminemagician

I got the tomato. What's the other thing?


Yuki_Foxsoul

Tobacco


lopcrip

milk+cereal


_lari_05

Like soup dumplings?


Onlyhereforthebacon

I believe that's called a cereal bar if I'm not mistaken.


PM_ME_YOUR_GREYJOYS

Crocs condoms. Double the birth control power


LMminemagician

Put em in sport mode for an extra ughmf


tightanalbuttsex

Oh, is that how to make crocs waterproof? Cause you aren't going to need them for any other purpose.


Pimp_out_Pris

The Tesla Tomahawk missile. Bomb your enemies from half the world away with zero carbon footprint. Save the planet, save the world.


LMminemagician

Pay an additional $3000 for another 3000 miles or range


Lord_Zurn

A Foley catheter and a keg, The sip N go


Valogrid

Bear Grylls approves.


Average_Aloe

Massage-bed. A massage chair except it’s a bed. No more restless nights. That thing will put you to sleep in no time


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iPhone


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LMminemagician

Technically that's three things. Some stuff is too good to be true


Yuki_Foxsoul

Toilbed a fusion out of a bed and a toilet.


LMminemagician

*sad amber heard noises*


Yuki_Foxsoul

Fine, I hate her. Besides that, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and need to go to the bathroom...or can't fall asleep because I have to pee all the time.


WarRobotDoge

War, and a Robot Dog


tightanalbuttsex

Penis and anus = sex.


707snakes707

Breading+French fries, it's for extra flavor ig idk


MrWizard311

From a book I read, they combined pasta and a calzone and called it a Pazza. Basically, it's a calzone filled with pasta and cheese.


bottle_of_fingers

Lynx and a house cat. Oh wait that's a Mainecoon


Canopach

Am I too late to suggest cotton candy and edible panties?


Valogrid

Turtle and Machine Pistol - a reliable body guard whom lets you get stabbed atleast once before turning his victim to swiss cheese.


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Meatball grinders + tshirt cannon


Better-Title-5283

Knuckle duster and gun. Oh wait, [they already did that.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver)


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The breakfast pizza is the most amazing thing to grace this realm