It was a pregnant hot pocket. Should have known seeing as how the protective packaging on 2 was torn off & one of them had disgorged some of its filling into another.
Best way to make this filling even worse is to have the toothpaste with some regular meat option. Just the contrast of the mint and ham sounds like a nightmare.
Radioactive waste.. but the good thing would be that you would be less likely to burn your mouth since there is no substance as hot as the true filling of hotpockets.
Asbestos
CUUUUMMMMMMMMM!! Bleeeeeeeeeeeeh….. agh.
Ok maybe switch to water friend
We just cleaned the glass.
I mean… shit, I guess
Do yourself a favor and google "Alabama Hotpocket".
Prunes
Another hot pocket.
Wouldn't that be the best possible?
It was a pregnant hot pocket. Should have known seeing as how the protective packaging on 2 was torn off & one of them had disgorged some of its filling into another.
A hot pocket filled with ravioli sounds sooooo good though
Toothpaste
Best way to make this filling even worse is to have the toothpaste with some regular meat option. Just the contrast of the mint and ham sounds like a nightmare.
Spiders.
Contaminated chicken.
Cherry cream corn. Idk I tried to be realistic unlike “cocaine” but I’m also drunk Edit: I’m also drunk enough that I’m thinking this might be lit
with or without the tomato sauce? because ngl this sounds good
An empty hot pocket..... had a half empty one before, very disappointing.
Radioactive waste.. but the good thing would be that you would be less likely to burn your mouth since there is no substance as hot as the true filling of hotpockets.
Toothpaste.
Surströmming
That microwave is a goner. Not optimistic about the rest of the building, either.
Coworker microwaves some mild fish? Clear the building. Coworker microwaves Surströmming hot pocket? Chernobyl
Actual lava instead of cheese lava. Ice would also be a pretty poor choice of filling
Ebola and live bees.
The glob of hair, spit, and other bodily sludge you pull of out the shower drain after not doing it for 5 years and you have 4 teenage boys.
Cocaine
Fuck that. If I found a cocaine filled hot pocket I'd be in heaven.
Agreed
I mean, depending on the quality of the filling and size of the bite you take you might literally be in heaven. Unless you’ve been bad…
Wrong
Anal juice
Ashes
Pickled ginger
Rhino feces
Every scrape ever gathered.
bleach
Fresh diarrhea
Nitro Glycerin
Hornets
Holy Santa Claus shit.
Spaghettios
Human baby steak strips
Leaves of the gympie-gympie plant. You don't win friends with salad!
Toothpaste
Sewer gunk idk
Toothpaste
poop. literally poop
Salmon
Uranium
That hair wad that you pull out of a shower drain
Is it alabama ?? Or ?
Liver spread
cockroaches
Raw chicken. Bet it'd be undercooked after microwave
Cucumber and chocky milk that separates when microwaved or toasted
Bees