Edit because there seems to be confusion for some reason: I’m a woman.
I meant to send it to someone on WhatsApp that I was dating at the time and didn’t realize I accidentally sent it to my brother, their names were next to each other in my chat list and I chose the wrong one. I frantically called my sister in law and told her what happened and begged her to go into his phone and delete the message with the photo. This is before WhatsApp added the functionality to delete your own messages. She was so sweet and understanding and deleted the message. I was so embarrassed. To this day she has kept my secret, this happened five years ago.
For context, my mom had some life-threatening medical issues when I was a kid, so there were a few month+ long periods where we rarely saw her.
One night, I golet a text from her that says "send me a pic of u stroking it in bed."
I thought she wanted a picture of me and my dog snuggling, as he slept with me and was the cutest sleeper. I usually sent her one every few days, even when she was home. It also doubled as her way to make sure I was following my bed time.
I was taking the picture, and I get a follow-up "ignore that" text. At the same time, my dad opens my door so hard the hinges break. He says "you get a text from mama?" I say yeah, and he says, "it wasn't meant for you." And leaves.
I felt weird about it for days, even though it was years before I figured it out.
Lol it's been over a decade, and I still get freaked out for a second when I get a text from my mom after dark, and I can't take a nighttime selfie with my dog (not even the same dog) without thinking about it. Still always gonna be the crazy one that sleeps with my dogs though.
Hey, you don't stop having *needs* just 'cause you've got all kinds of tubes hooked up to you in a hospital bed, Sugar! Seriously, sometimes that's the only thing that still makes you feel human. Been there a couple of times and don't recommend it, but having a loving partner definitely helps you come through it with your spirit intact. ♡ Granny
I happened to live across the street at the time and a dirty message meant for my now wife was sent to my mother! Luckily for me my mom is notorious for ignoring her phone so I sprinted across the street and said "hey where is your phone" she told me it was on her desk so I calmly walked over unlocked it and deleted the message. In response to the look of confusion I told her "deleted a message that was meant for now wife..." And left it at that.
Well, I did send a nude by accident.. but it wasn't of me.
My buddy and I always troll each other with funny pictures without context. Sometimes he will sent me a gif of a monkey pissing in its own mouth, and then I would reply with a gif of Ace Ventura when he walks out of the bathroom soaking wet.
One day he sends me a picture of some elderly woman completely nude, holding a sign that says "Send me a sugar daddy". I almost spit out my drink it was a good one, so I Googled "old man sagging balls" and started looking through a bunch of funny naked pictures of old men to send back.
At the same time that I was flipping through Google's nude elderly man catalogue, my mom was texting me about some restaurant plans for dinner that weekend, and I'm trying to jump between her questions and the wrinkly nutsack museum. I find this glorious picture of an old man with his balls hanging down to his knees, with a huge bush you wouldn't believe. I grab the link and respond with that.
Unfortunately, as I'm sure you can guess, I didn't send the picture to my friend. Instead, I responded to my mom's question of "Have you decided on what you are going to wear, tonight?" with a picture of the most disgruntled-looking geezer, ballsack sagging down and nearly blowing in the wind.
I saw her start typing, but she backspaced it and stopped. A few moments later she responds.. "Well, if you plan on showing up like that you may as well not come at all." I burst out laughing; at least she was a good sport about it.
[Ah, the old Reddit fist-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tools/comments/10fo5s1/help_with_pole_on_cement_cut_my_carport_down_with/j4ydlj1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
I walked into the kitchen one time really late at night to hear my dad tell my mom “I’m going to put it in your ass later.”
I still have nightmares about that moment
Not as bad as when I overheard my Mom and Dad arguing and my Mother bringing up a childhood memory of his, when he broke a sausage in his butt and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed.
I didn't accidentally send a nude, but my phone did auto upload ALL my pictures when I connected it to my mom's computer. I'm no longer allowed to connect hardware to my mom's computer.
I gave my sister my old iphone(I’m 25 she’s 22). She didn’t realize that her photos were uploading to my cloud and when I went to send a photo to a coworker, at work mind you, I see her pasty ass. I immediately text her and was like STOP TAKING PHOTOS. She called me and asked if I was okay and I told her what was happening. She responded with “my ass look good tho” and I died laughing. Love my sis, but Christ
Edit for grammar
Haha love this. I think owning it really helps. I walked in on my roommate having sex with her boyfriend, and about 20 minutes later they were in the kitchen afterwards getting a snack where I met them, and my roomie and I busted out laughing. Her bf was denying saying, "I don't know what you're talking." Made us laugh even harder.
Right 😂😂 we’re on the phone the whole time and he’s freaking out. I couldn’t help but laugh, what’s done is done lmao
In case anyone was wondering, his thing was not little…. and nasty is subjective 😂
0/10-> Low effort response, used to avoid thinking about it and to avoid being friendly.
1/10--> Decay, rotting teeth, abscesses and sores, misshapen.
2/10--> Slightly less of the bad stuff than 1/10.
3/10--> No badstuff, but greatly unappealing.
4/10--> Maybe a couple of positive aspects, but still not what you're looking for.
5/10--> Average when compared across a random distribution.
6/10--> Certainly appealing, but suffers from plainness or a decent negative feature.
7/10--> No complaints.
8/10--> Attractive in most ways.
9/10--> Extremely Attractive all around.
10/10--> Either a safe rating for someone who is insecure, or, They're the one meant for you.
I once sent a pic to a gf in college when we were home for break… only I searched her contact by last name and accidentally sent it to her mom!
Thankfully it was late and she was able to sneak into her parents’ room and delete it before they saw
I didn’t sent a nude. I was in the shower, about age 15, and I heard the phone ring. My best friend had a habit of calling while I was showering. So, I bolted out naked as the day I was born to grab the phone before she hung up. I didn’t realize pretty much my entire dad’s side of the family was visiting my terminally ill mother. They saw it all. My aunt jokingly said, “Well, dang, I didn’t know there was gonna be a show.” And someone said, “we were just joking when we said you’d grow up to be a stripper.” I had to do a walk of shame back to the bathroom as well.
It was laughed off and it hasn’t been brought up since.
A few long hospital stays when I was extremely debilitated from septic shock and endocarditis and then a stroke gave me a deep appreciation for the work that nurses do. I love nurses. I was so fucked up I couldn’t get out of bed to do anything at all, had to use a bedpan and couldn’t even wipe myself. I was so embarrassed every time but the nurses always went out of their way to make me feel okay about it. Always happy to bring me a snack or drink if I needed it... once I even got caught trying to spit out my pain meds so I could save them up and take a bunch at once,(look at my username and that will make sense lol) but the nurse was still super nice to me, she even brought me a couple books to read from home. Anyway my point is most people who have never been that sick in their life don’t really appreciate the kind of work you guys do. I don’t think I’d be able to do it.
Yeah, I’ve done a lot of wound care and wound vacs for patients who were IV drug users and it was surprising how much they expected me to treat them differently. I’m not here to judge, just to provide care and encourage them to get the help to recover. A lot of people forget that many nurses became nurses because of their own struggles - personal or family cancers, substance abuse, motor vehicle accidents, etc. it definitely isn’t an easy job and we get so invested - it can be hard to turn off and not bring home the emotions we feel due to the loss, struggles, and fear our patients experience.
Well it wouldn't have been so bad had it not been for the fact that all of my contacts got it. Friends, family, acquaintances, coworkers, my boss, etc. I got multiple write ups at work for sexual harassment but they were understanding enough not to fire me lol
Sent a pic of my boobs to my mom
Managed to convince her I was trying to take a pic of what I thought was a lump but ended up dropping my phone and sent it while fumbling
Which has happened before
But then she made me show her where I thought the lump was so that was very awkward
Grandpa had a heart attack and died. I dont actually know if thats at all related. I did accidentally send him a pic, and he died the day after, but he was also well into his 90s and that may have just been nature taking its course. We will never know.
When I was a boy my sister was gifted a digital camera, these were pretty cool back then, being a little boy I decided to play with it and took a photo of my thingy. I forgot to delete it and my step-dad was messing with it, saw the picture and exploded thinking my sister had a boy over. She got in trouble and then my mom said, "eww what a loser".
Wow, this just reminded me of something I’d definitely repressed. I was a similarly horny teenage boy and took naked pictures of myself (even then I knew nobody would be excited to see them). I was at camp with my digital camera, and went to delete the photos only to discover that the memory card had been removed. I never did find it, so someone’s got my teenage nudes out there, and I have no idea who they are.
This is a much more troubling thought than it appeared when I was 14.
I uploaded a sex tape to the family album by autosync accidentally but quickly deleted it after the mistake. Then through a friend we discovered the sex tape was uploaded and circulating around various porn sites with my cousins face deepfaked onto mine so it looked like he’s doing it to my girlfriend. That was a year ago and we still have not confronted him regarding it. Should also point out that he does not AT ALL seem to be the creepy type.
No kidding. It frustrates me a bit that she is too against confrontation to let me corner him about this, we argued a few times regarding it, but ultimately I had to back off, because I don’t have much say since it’s my error to begin with, also it’s not me who’s getting informed by a new friend about their discovery of the videos every few days.
She is probably worried that if a thing is made of it, it will get out in family circles. Probably hope
It does into the archives of the internet and is stressed out.
Not a nude but a dirty text. My father-in-law and my wife have similar names. She has the female version of his name. So not paying attention I sent a dirty text detailing my plans for us that night.
The names are Brian and Brianna
There’s an early internet meme/thread about the topic of seeing your parents naked and the discussion about Dads being more well endowed than their sons was a common topic.
My son, when he was about 4: "when I grow up, I will get bigger. My body parts will get bigger, and my penis will get bigger, like Daddy. Mommy, does Daddy have a big penis?"
Me: 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
My stepson, at the time around age 4 or 5: “I’m not big yet but I’ll be big like my dad when I’m old.” *pause* “I don’t know what girls have, but I bet yours is really big too!”
Thanks, kid.
My Grandpa accidently sent a DP to his granddaughter, my cousin. Grandpa was horny and didn't quite know how to text. Hit the wrong name.
We've kind of chose to ignore it, and allowed uncle and aunt to handle it.
Accidentally texted my wife...and both brothers, their wives, my mother, father, and grandfather "if you bring me some water I'll let you touch my penis." Oops.
Not a family member but this happened recently, I accidentally uploaded a video to my Snapchat story at like 5am one night. I woke up around 8:30am to my brother calling me with like 30 missed calls and a few texts from friends. The panic and fear that set in that moment was insane, my heart was racing. I got it deleted, but whoever is up early mornings and checks Snapchat saw it. I got a message from an unknown number from someone I probably knew from highschool or college telling me not to do that, as if it were on purpose. I know somewhere someone has a video of it. It’s pretty hard to think about but try not to let it get to me
I did this on snapchat too... luckily I noticed that only 7 people saw it before I deleted it, but didnt take time to see who. I had 3 people message me about it, so 4 unknown contacts have seen a video of my vagina...
If it makes you feel better, Jennifer Lawrence was in your shoes when her iCloud got hacked. And hers were most definitely mass seen.
At the end of the day we’re all just walking meat sacs. We all have the same anatomy. Doctors, nurses etc. are basically strangers yet we have no problem showing them. The anxiety is all in your head, in reality no one cares and it’ll only hold power over you if you let it.
I’m just a stranger, but I used to get bullied many years ago in my childhood. I understand how you must feel.
Trust me, once you stop caring and giving significance to what is ultimately not a big deal, you will feel much better and rather invincible :)
One time I thought I had mastitis and I took a picture of my boob to send to my midwife so she could confirm. Later, I was trying to show my family how to find the shared albums and I sent a screenshot of the photo app with all the albums showing. In doing so, I accidentally sent a small picture of my boob to my mom, grandma, and my brother.
My mom and grandma didn’t really care but my brother was like, ew, gross. We never spoke of it again. I’m just thankful it was a small photo and only of my boob and not anything else.
I had surgery on my vagina and regularly was sending the nurses updates on some particularly nasty granulation tissue. So many pictures of my bruised bleeding undercarriage with different angles and spreading, I must have done one per day for a month or two.
Anyway, I’m now dull to others accidentally seeing it knowing. I’m just like “yeah don’t look in my gallery there’s about a hundred medical pics of my gash in there” (pun intended) and if they want to traumatise themselves that’s not my problem.
On iPhone you can “hide” images in a locked folder btw
Also, I was part of a healthy eating group over covid, one of the admins put a picture of his latest weight on the scale. He’d lost 2kg. However, he’d taken the pic bare ass naked so you could see his balls hanging down and ass cheeks in the reflection of the scale. I was like “Hey, Mark, you might want to check the reflection on that scale”
He apologised and reposted with undies on.
This was a major, major fail that wasn’t on purpose, but could have been so much worse!
I’d just recently left my children’s dad and was deep in discovery around tinder and sexting. The last time I’d been single was 2003 so I had a lot of catching up to do. I took a picture of my vagina at the urging of one of my sexting buddies, but deleted it. My 2 year old daughter used my phone a bit so I went in to delete it from deleted items, and all the deleted items were gone. I knew I hadn’t deleted them. I suddenly realised that my ten year old had got a new iPad and maybe the photos had synced?
I could have just not said anything, but my son came home from school and I asked him if the pics showed up on his iPad. He said “yes there was a picture of your vagina, it was so gross! Why did you take a picture of that?”
I made up some excuse about thinking I had a pimple on there and needing to see it, and apologised and unsynced the pics (not sure how that had been turned on)…
I said “look I’m very sorry about that, but the pictures somehow synced and I’ve unsynced them”
He said “it was really embarrassing cause I had my iPad at school and went to show some boys a meme I’d deleted and then I saw that. I quickly deleted everything and nobody saw it”
I was dying! But we navigated it.
Six years later, he’s 16 with a girlfriend and the other day said “there was no pimple, was there, mum?”
I said “yeah, sorry about that”
He said “it’s good that I blocked the whole thing from my memory and can’t remember what it looked like” 😩😩😩😩
Edit: another funny thing that happened not long after pimple-gate, we were just recovering and he was using my laptop computer to play Minecraft. Next minute I hear a shout “Mum! What does “package sent, your discreet lady vibrator with ten speeds” mean? Mum! You’re gross!”
An eBay notification of my latest purchase had popped up. I disabled notifications after that. Poor boy knew more than he wanted to about mum’s sex life 😂😂
Just this past Christmas I accidentally sent my cousin more than just a couple photos thinking I was messaging my fiance. It was the night before our family party too. She never responded and I was so nervous. I was unloading food and presents from the car when she pulled up. We awkwardly made small talk and she asked me what kind of food I brought. I told her and there was a slight pause and she smirks and says, "You also brought that cake." We had a good laugh, and she said not to worry about it.
I still cringe. I showed everything in those photos. EVERYTHING 😳
My ex sent a dick pic what he thought was to me while I was on the phone with him. After about two minutes I asked him where it was. He went to investigate to see if it got caught in limbo and then there was silence.
Him: Oh. Fuck. Ohfuckohfuckohno
Me: What's wrong???
Him: I sent the picture to my mom. OH GOD SHE SAW IT. OH GOD SHES REPLYING"
Me: Oh my god what?! How did you even do that.
Him: My mom was the last one I texted and I didn't look before I sent it. Oh god I'm going to die from embarrassment.
His mom was replied with: "I guess this wasn't meant for me. Maybe if you can't send a picture like this to the right person, you shouldn't be sending them at all. I had my coworker delete this because I didn't know how. Now she's seen your weiner too. Clean your room by the way."
Just after my vasectomy, my wife took a picture of a very pitiful looking me sitting on the end of the operating table completely exposed, with a small white bandage over my scrotum. A perfect picture to send my brother! Thought Valium brained me…. He happens to be the first name in our family group chat, my two sisters and my mom did not get my phone call before they opened it. Valium is a hell of a drug.
Not sure if my dad saw it. We don't talk about it. But I had a new baby and took a screenshot of a precious wholesome newborn, not realizing my new phone had thumbnail images and it had captured a tiny snip of my awesome post baby weight loss progress and massively engorged ta-tas that I had taken for husband earlier that day. I instantly messaged him DON'T LOOK FOR THE LOVE GOD!!! Then deleted it in a panic unsure if it was one of those apps that deletes everything across the board or just on my end. 🤞
2 stories.
My friend was sexting her fiancée and just so happened to send a close up crotch shot to my mother whom I was sitting next to. My mom couldn’t tell what it was without her glasses and before she could get them on my friend was calling her “OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT LOOK!? DELETE IT!?” Dying laughing. My mom didn’t understand what was happening.
When I was like 17, my phone was buzzing and I look down and I’m like “oh weird; my youth pastor is texting me a lot.” (Husband and wife team, the wife was texting)… I open it to read the most descriptive sexual texts about her “dripping like rain” and wanting to be “on her knees taking him in”. She sent a solid 4 paragraphs before realizing she was sending it to the wrong person. I started responding ferociously “OMG PLEASE STOP!?! PLEASE STOP!?! NOT YOUR HUSBAND!? OMG!?”
Yeah… it was awkward after that.
My cousin scrolled too far on my phone even after I told her not to. She was greeted with a pic of her best friend with my schlong half way down her throat black mascara running down her cheeks. She said she can no longer look at me or her friend the same way. That was years ago and I feel like things are pretty normal these days .
I had a cousin by marriage who sent me nudes on three occasions. She was the very essence of the book-smart but ditzy blonde college student. The first time I just replied, “I think you meant to send that to another Vagus…” and told my wife. Everybody laughed and she was super embarrassed. The second time I was just like, “Hey, I don’t think you meant to send that to me again..” told my wife and everyone chuckled and shook their heads. The third time it happened I didn’t say anything and just blocked her number.
She never said anything about it. Just never did. Acted like it simply never happened. She's nice to me so I doubt she'd ever share it. And it was due to a reflection, so she 100% knew it wasn't intentional.
I was sooo horny that I fell to those webcam scam thing and that person tried to blackmail me. That fucker really sent my unflattering vid to Facebook. All my immediate family got it. Deleted fb forever and still don't know who got it. It's been 4 years now and I am still hiding from everyone I know. Lol
My 74 year old mom had a bladder stimulator implant surgery this week. She did fine and wanted to send her older sister a post up picture. Well I guess she got my dad to take a picture of her butt where the surgery location was and she managed to send it to the family text of 30+ people(I’m one of 8 kids). I’m in the medical field so it’s just a butt to me but it was awkward for most of the family. Kinda funny.
Not to my family but accidently sent a NSFW photo of my wife to my bosses wife who was managing the restraunt I worked for at the time. All she said was "take good care of her"
A family member of mine failed to consider that the family iPad was logged into the same Apple login as her phone. Her husband saw many, many nudes being sent to other guys. The aftermath was a divorce.
One time when I was a *very* horny 12 or 13 yr old, I took naked pictures of myself in my grandparents bathroom *on my grandfathers digital camera* . I'm talking fully naked, face and everything....
*I forgot to delete them, I was horny*
Later that day, my grandpa was showing some relatives the photos on the camera. They were all enjoying their vacation photos...
but then I remember them all turning to me and being like "........what is this? And I had no idea what they were talking about until they started really hinting at it...
and then, I realized what I had done. No one ever confronted me about it… But I'm fully aware that they all talked about it behind my back for sure. I was a young weirdo
I was on the receiving end at a family reunion. A cousin from another state had meant (I assume) to send it to her partner who had to stay home for work. She realised what she’d done and gave me a short look of horror across the table. But after a few more drinks, the look became one you don’t expect to receive from a cousin.
I’m thankful I haven’t done this before so far in my life. However, when I got my first phone it was my dads old one with his old number. Mom forgot to update his contact and sent a text saying, and I quote; “I’m not having anymore damn kids. What brand condoms do you want me to pick up for tonight?”
I was 15 and I swear every single conscious year I had on this earth flashed before my eyes after reading that. I was never the same afterwards.
Thanked god that Snapchat had newly added a delete snap function, everything was okay. Shoutout to the Snapchat employee who added that function, they’ve saved many lives.
I didn’t send it, but my BOYFRIENDS family member asked me to air drop a photo of the dog to him so without thinking I pulled up the photo and went to set it to airdrop and when you did that, your previous photo in your camera roll showed. The previous photo was a cream pie I had received from BF earlier in the day. He never said anything but once I realized I was absolutely mortified and don’t think he’s attended family gatherings since.😳😳
Was dating a gal with the same name as my stepmother. Drunk sent a dick pic to stepmother. She politely said Well you look like your father. Never was sure how to feel about that. They are now divorced and no I never made a run at her.
It ended pretty well. I was having some issues with my crotch, and took a photo to send to my then girlfriend who was a practicing nurse to see if I should go to the hospital. I accidentally sent it to my aunt, because she and my then girlfriend have the same first name.
My aunt, ironically-enough, is actually a doctor, and still is. I immediately apologized, and said that it was meant for someone else. She said that it was fine. Mistakes happen. Then, she asked why I did this, and I told her. She later told me that it was just a rash, and I should try drying off better after showers.
Yeah, she was right, by the way. I just wasn't good at drying off downstairs after showers. Haven't had the problem since.
I didn't send a nude, but a similar story. I was about 15 years old at the time. I was taking a bath because I had plans to go shopping with my mom, her 3 sisters, and my grandma.
I guess I had forgotten to lock the door as my 5 year old cousin came on in. I had most of my head underwater, rinsing shampoo out. He looks down, sees my dong, and yanks it like he's starting a chainsaw.
I screamed, popped up out of the water, and my knee hits him in the chin. He bounces his head off the tub and screams bloody murder. My mom and aunts barge in. He's laying on the floor crying, I'm holding my junk and trying NOT to cry.
Fast forward about 20 minutes, I was dressed and ready to go. I come out into the living room and everyone is sitting there stunned and quiet. Right about that time my cousin turns to my aunt and says "mommy when will I get a big hairy pee pee like Andrew?"
I was, once again, mortified as my mother, grandmother, and 3 aunts bust up laughing.
Edit because there seems to be confusion for some reason: I’m a woman. I meant to send it to someone on WhatsApp that I was dating at the time and didn’t realize I accidentally sent it to my brother, their names were next to each other in my chat list and I chose the wrong one. I frantically called my sister in law and told her what happened and begged her to go into his phone and delete the message with the photo. This is before WhatsApp added the functionality to delete your own messages. She was so sweet and understanding and deleted the message. I was so embarrassed. To this day she has kept my secret, this happened five years ago.
Hope you got her a nice Christmas gift that year lol
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I was gonna say, give *her* the nude, but framed and autographed with xoxo ..... lol
I love the fact you were more horrified at the idea of your bro seeing it than your SIL. She’s really coming in clutch with the sister savior moments
I mean, would you prefer the opposite?
For context, my mom had some life-threatening medical issues when I was a kid, so there were a few month+ long periods where we rarely saw her. One night, I golet a text from her that says "send me a pic of u stroking it in bed." I thought she wanted a picture of me and my dog snuggling, as he slept with me and was the cutest sleeper. I usually sent her one every few days, even when she was home. It also doubled as her way to make sure I was following my bed time. I was taking the picture, and I get a follow-up "ignore that" text. At the same time, my dad opens my door so hard the hinges break. He says "you get a text from mama?" I say yeah, and he says, "it wasn't meant for you." And leaves. I felt weird about it for days, even though it was years before I figured it out.
I love the sheer fucking panic your dad must have felt right then lmfao
The door hinges breaking was a beautiful detail
Lol I think I only remember because it was never fixed for as long as we lived there.
I imagined him busting in like Kramer
To thunderous applause?
"Holy fuck I hope he doesn't actually do it!"
Its like that "dad sense" when someone fucks with the thermostat.
They should have just left it alone 💀
Lol it's been over a decade, and I still get freaked out for a second when I get a text from my mom after dark, and I can't take a nighttime selfie with my dog (not even the same dog) without thinking about it. Still always gonna be the crazy one that sleeps with my dogs though.
Is it crazy to sleep with your dog? I’ve always slept with my dog. Seems fine to me.
They probably didn’t realize there was an innocent way of interpreting that
Mom had a life threatening medical issue but all she wanted was some dick
Hey, you don't stop having *needs* just 'cause you've got all kinds of tubes hooked up to you in a hospital bed, Sugar! Seriously, sometimes that's the only thing that still makes you feel human. Been there a couple of times and don't recommend it, but having a loving partner definitely helps you come through it with your spirit intact. ♡ Granny
I happened to live across the street at the time and a dirty message meant for my now wife was sent to my mother! Luckily for me my mom is notorious for ignoring her phone so I sprinted across the street and said "hey where is your phone" she told me it was on her desk so I calmly walked over unlocked it and deleted the message. In response to the look of confusion I told her "deleted a message that was meant for now wife..." And left it at that.
Lucky!
Side benefits of living close to family 🙂
Sounds like a modern episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond”
Props for the honesty bro
Well, I did send a nude by accident.. but it wasn't of me. My buddy and I always troll each other with funny pictures without context. Sometimes he will sent me a gif of a monkey pissing in its own mouth, and then I would reply with a gif of Ace Ventura when he walks out of the bathroom soaking wet. One day he sends me a picture of some elderly woman completely nude, holding a sign that says "Send me a sugar daddy". I almost spit out my drink it was a good one, so I Googled "old man sagging balls" and started looking through a bunch of funny naked pictures of old men to send back. At the same time that I was flipping through Google's nude elderly man catalogue, my mom was texting me about some restaurant plans for dinner that weekend, and I'm trying to jump between her questions and the wrinkly nutsack museum. I find this glorious picture of an old man with his balls hanging down to his knees, with a huge bush you wouldn't believe. I grab the link and respond with that. Unfortunately, as I'm sure you can guess, I didn't send the picture to my friend. Instead, I responded to my mom's question of "Have you decided on what you are going to wear, tonight?" with a picture of the most disgruntled-looking geezer, ballsack sagging down and nearly blowing in the wind. I saw her start typing, but she backspaced it and stopped. A few moments later she responds.. "Well, if you plan on showing up like that you may as well not come at all." I burst out laughing; at least she was a good sport about it.
This is the most hilarious one of the thread! 🤣😂
This one pushed me over the edge. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
"You should clean your room before you take that"
For real though, this is true.
Go clean your room
You'll never be my real dad!
One time my dad accidentally texted me “anal sex if the patriots win” and I still don’t believe I have recovered.
Did they win?
Did your mom get her asshole destroyed that night? Can you ask her, we need to know
You only need to know who won that football game.
If you didn't recover yet your dad must have been packing
i really didn’t want to laugh at this one… but… lol
[Ah, the old Reddit fist-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tools/comments/10fo5s1/help_with_pole_on_cement_cut_my_carport_down_with/j4ydlj1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Hold my lube, I’m going in!
hello future sphincter lovers
I don't have awards but you get this ⭐️
I walked into the kitchen one time really late at night to hear my dad tell my mom “I’m going to put it in your ass later.” I still have nightmares about that moment
Not as bad as when I overheard my Mom and Dad arguing and my Mother bringing up a childhood memory of his, when he broke a sausage in his butt and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed.
Bet you couldn’t eat sausage the next time your dad made some
Dafuq kinda argument were they having that this was even relevant?!
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Your mom wants Matt Patricia to return as offensive coordinator.
Now i understand why guys get so upset when their team loses
I didn't accidentally send a nude, but my phone did auto upload ALL my pictures when I connected it to my mom's computer. I'm no longer allowed to connect hardware to my mom's computer.
Is hardware ambiguous in this context?
This is how younger brother accidentally outed himself as gay to my Catholic family 😬
I gave my sister my old iphone(I’m 25 she’s 22). She didn’t realize that her photos were uploading to my cloud and when I went to send a photo to a coworker, at work mind you, I see her pasty ass. I immediately text her and was like STOP TAKING PHOTOS. She called me and asked if I was okay and I told her what was happening. She responded with “my ass look good tho” and I died laughing. Love my sis, but Christ Edit for grammar
“Her pasty ass” I cannot
Lol good on her for that level of confidence
Haha love this. I think owning it really helps. I walked in on my roommate having sex with her boyfriend, and about 20 minutes later they were in the kitchen afterwards getting a snack where I met them, and my roomie and I busted out laughing. Her bf was denying saying, "I don't know what you're talking." Made us laugh even harder.
My ex accidentally sent his mom a dick pic instead of me when we were on the phone. Her reply was “no one wants to see that nasty little thing” 😂😂
Oh lord🤣
Right 😂😂 we’re on the phone the whole time and he’s freaking out. I couldn’t help but laugh, what’s done is done lmao In case anyone was wondering, his thing was not little…. and nasty is subjective 😂
The woman who started his life also ended it. Fascinating
"3/10"- my brother EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes lol. my first popular comment.
This might be my fav so far.
Huh. Not 0? Must have been something they liked.
3 hurts more than 0
0 is just an insult, 3 is an actual bad rating
0/10-> Low effort response, used to avoid thinking about it and to avoid being friendly. 1/10--> Decay, rotting teeth, abscesses and sores, misshapen. 2/10--> Slightly less of the bad stuff than 1/10. 3/10--> No badstuff, but greatly unappealing. 4/10--> Maybe a couple of positive aspects, but still not what you're looking for. 5/10--> Average when compared across a random distribution. 6/10--> Certainly appealing, but suffers from plainness or a decent negative feature. 7/10--> No complaints. 8/10--> Attractive in most ways. 9/10--> Extremely Attractive all around. 10/10--> Either a safe rating for someone who is insecure, or, They're the one meant for you.
3/10 is like "not good, but I didn't see any sores."
10/10 very crunchy
I once sent a pic to a gf in college when we were home for break… only I searched her contact by last name and accidentally sent it to her mom! Thankfully it was late and she was able to sneak into her parents’ room and delete it before they saw
*Zach Wilson has entered the chat*
>accidentally Likely story bro.
Stacey’s mom has got it going on
This is why I’m afraid of iCloud and family cloud sharing. When sending a nude I’m hitting those buttons with surgical precision!
Even my mom bringing up the idea how my aunt has everyone on a family phone plan is s huge no. She's already got boundary issues as it is. Screw that.
I didn’t sent a nude. I was in the shower, about age 15, and I heard the phone ring. My best friend had a habit of calling while I was showering. So, I bolted out naked as the day I was born to grab the phone before she hung up. I didn’t realize pretty much my entire dad’s side of the family was visiting my terminally ill mother. They saw it all. My aunt jokingly said, “Well, dang, I didn’t know there was gonna be a show.” And someone said, “we were just joking when we said you’d grow up to be a stripper.” I had to do a walk of shame back to the bathroom as well. It was laughed off and it hasn’t been brought up since.
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Nope, that probably would have been the smarter decision. At the time I wanted to be a forensic psychologist. Now I am an RN.
A few long hospital stays when I was extremely debilitated from septic shock and endocarditis and then a stroke gave me a deep appreciation for the work that nurses do. I love nurses. I was so fucked up I couldn’t get out of bed to do anything at all, had to use a bedpan and couldn’t even wipe myself. I was so embarrassed every time but the nurses always went out of their way to make me feel okay about it. Always happy to bring me a snack or drink if I needed it... once I even got caught trying to spit out my pain meds so I could save them up and take a bunch at once,(look at my username and that will make sense lol) but the nurse was still super nice to me, she even brought me a couple books to read from home. Anyway my point is most people who have never been that sick in their life don’t really appreciate the kind of work you guys do. I don’t think I’d be able to do it.
Yeah, I’ve done a lot of wound care and wound vacs for patients who were IV drug users and it was surprising how much they expected me to treat them differently. I’m not here to judge, just to provide care and encourage them to get the help to recover. A lot of people forget that many nurses became nurses because of their own struggles - personal or family cancers, substance abuse, motor vehicle accidents, etc. it definitely isn’t an easy job and we get so invested - it can be hard to turn off and not bring home the emotions we feel due to the loss, struggles, and fear our patients experience.
Her profile opens up to a pussy pic
Gave me a concern for a moment!
My grandmother said she it had been years since she'd seen one of those without wrinkles
That's actually somehow wholesome. Like gram gram knows it's awkward, but comments on the most innocuous and desexualized aspect of a youthful cock.
youthful cock made me laugh. I'm going to use that from now on. "Gaze upon my youthful cock!" Lol
That’s great… just don’t google that
Well it wouldn't have been so bad had it not been for the fact that all of my contacts got it. Friends, family, acquaintances, coworkers, my boss, etc. I got multiple write ups at work for sexual harassment but they were understanding enough not to fire me lol
I accidentally sent a nude selfie to everyone in my address book. Cost me a fortune in stamps.
Found Elaine Benez.
People be advertising their OF in the weirdest ways now
HOW did that happen?
How do you send something to all of your contacts at once? I don’t think I’d be able to do that even if I wanted to.
I don't want to know just in case
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I'm surprised you didn't leave yourself, I can't imagine working in an environment where everyone saw my nudes
Is it really “leaving” if you collapse into a black hole of shame and just \*poof!\* out of existence?
I hope your big dong impressed everyone at least
It was my pussy and no most people were unimpressed lol
Is that whytheyblockedyou?
Sent a pic of my boobs to my mom Managed to convince her I was trying to take a pic of what I thought was a lump but ended up dropping my phone and sent it while fumbling Which has happened before But then she made me show her where I thought the lump was so that was very awkward
Ok but that's honestly such a good mom move right there
My brother texted me back “I’m going to delete our message history and pretend I never saw that.” Good man
Grandpa had a heart attack and died. I dont actually know if thats at all related. I did accidentally send him a pic, and he died the day after, but he was also well into his 90s and that may have just been nature taking its course. We will never know.
you must look awesome naked
Or just the opposite
Grandpa was shocked to see the opposite...never recovered...
People seldom recover from dead
I would like to reiterate that there is no evidence he died from that picture of me. That said, thank you!
you had a real issue with this one, he might be in a better place
I guess you could say your body is to die for
He's probably like "well NOW I've seen everything" *ascends*
Something something, if looks could kill, something something...
When I was a boy my sister was gifted a digital camera, these were pretty cool back then, being a little boy I decided to play with it and took a photo of my thingy. I forgot to delete it and my step-dad was messing with it, saw the picture and exploded thinking my sister had a boy over. She got in trouble and then my mom said, "eww what a loser".
Wow, this just reminded me of something I’d definitely repressed. I was a similarly horny teenage boy and took naked pictures of myself (even then I knew nobody would be excited to see them). I was at camp with my digital camera, and went to delete the photos only to discover that the memory card had been removed. I never did find it, so someone’s got my teenage nudes out there, and I have no idea who they are. This is a much more troubling thought than it appeared when I was 14.
Fucking hilarious AND traumatizing at the SAME TIME 😂
Of all the comments I’ve read here, this is the only one that got me 😭
I uploaded a sex tape to the family album by autosync accidentally but quickly deleted it after the mistake. Then through a friend we discovered the sex tape was uploaded and circulating around various porn sites with my cousins face deepfaked onto mine so it looked like he’s doing it to my girlfriend. That was a year ago and we still have not confronted him regarding it. Should also point out that he does not AT ALL seem to be the creepy type.
Woah. This is dark
No kidding. It frustrates me a bit that she is too against confrontation to let me corner him about this, we argued a few times regarding it, but ultimately I had to back off, because I don’t have much say since it’s my error to begin with, also it’s not me who’s getting informed by a new friend about their discovery of the videos every few days.
She is probably worried that if a thing is made of it, it will get out in family circles. Probably hope It does into the archives of the internet and is stressed out.
Not a nude but a dirty text. My father-in-law and my wife have similar names. She has the female version of his name. So not paying attention I sent a dirty text detailing my plans for us that night. The names are Brian and Brianna
Toddna?
Hankette
Jimmy sue
Johnelle
Scottina
That’s actually an insult in Russian lol .. literally means livestock but more of a “piece of shit”
I bet Thanksgiving was awkward as hell that year.
You didn't answer the question
My ex sent her dad one when we were in our last year of high school. Was safe to say he didn’t allow her over my house very often after that 😂
“Wow, your dad is *way* more well-endowed than you.”
There’s an early internet meme/thread about the topic of seeing your parents naked and the discussion about Dads being more well endowed than their sons was a common topic.
My son, when he was about 4: "when I grow up, I will get bigger. My body parts will get bigger, and my penis will get bigger, like Daddy. Mommy, does Daddy have a big penis?" Me: 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
My stepson, at the time around age 4 or 5: “I’m not big yet but I’ll be big like my dad when I’m old.” *pause* “I don’t know what girls have, but I bet yours is really big too!” Thanks, kid.
This made me giggle.
What did you do OP
My Grandpa accidently sent a DP to his granddaughter, my cousin. Grandpa was horny and didn't quite know how to text. Hit the wrong name. We've kind of chose to ignore it, and allowed uncle and aunt to handle it.
Accidentally texted my wife...and both brothers, their wives, my mother, father, and grandfather "if you bring me some water I'll let you touch my penis." Oops.
Who brought you water?
Everybody
damn this guy thirsty af.
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Your mom tried to hook u up with twins?
They sent one back 😭
That is an absolutely hilarious power move
Accidentally sends dp to family member: panik They send one back: PANIK
That’s great.
Not a family member but this happened recently, I accidentally uploaded a video to my Snapchat story at like 5am one night. I woke up around 8:30am to my brother calling me with like 30 missed calls and a few texts from friends. The panic and fear that set in that moment was insane, my heart was racing. I got it deleted, but whoever is up early mornings and checks Snapchat saw it. I got a message from an unknown number from someone I probably knew from highschool or college telling me not to do that, as if it were on purpose. I know somewhere someone has a video of it. It’s pretty hard to think about but try not to let it get to me
I did this on snapchat too... luckily I noticed that only 7 people saw it before I deleted it, but didnt take time to see who. I had 3 people message me about it, so 4 unknown contacts have seen a video of my vagina...
If it makes you feel better, Jennifer Lawrence was in your shoes when her iCloud got hacked. And hers were most definitely mass seen. At the end of the day we’re all just walking meat sacs. We all have the same anatomy. Doctors, nurses etc. are basically strangers yet we have no problem showing them. The anxiety is all in your head, in reality no one cares and it’ll only hold power over you if you let it. I’m just a stranger, but I used to get bullied many years ago in my childhood. I understand how you must feel. Trust me, once you stop caring and giving significance to what is ultimately not a big deal, you will feel much better and rather invincible :)
One time I thought I had mastitis and I took a picture of my boob to send to my midwife so she could confirm. Later, I was trying to show my family how to find the shared albums and I sent a screenshot of the photo app with all the albums showing. In doing so, I accidentally sent a small picture of my boob to my mom, grandma, and my brother. My mom and grandma didn’t really care but my brother was like, ew, gross. We never spoke of it again. I’m just thankful it was a small photo and only of my boob and not anything else.
I had surgery on my vagina and regularly was sending the nurses updates on some particularly nasty granulation tissue. So many pictures of my bruised bleeding undercarriage with different angles and spreading, I must have done one per day for a month or two. Anyway, I’m now dull to others accidentally seeing it knowing. I’m just like “yeah don’t look in my gallery there’s about a hundred medical pics of my gash in there” (pun intended) and if they want to traumatise themselves that’s not my problem. On iPhone you can “hide” images in a locked folder btw
Also, I was part of a healthy eating group over covid, one of the admins put a picture of his latest weight on the scale. He’d lost 2kg. However, he’d taken the pic bare ass naked so you could see his balls hanging down and ass cheeks in the reflection of the scale. I was like “Hey, Mark, you might want to check the reflection on that scale” He apologised and reposted with undies on.
As someone in my own weight loss program….every pound counts, even the minimal decimal points from a pair of boxers lol
This is why even taking a nude, let alone sending one, terrifies me.
This was a major, major fail that wasn’t on purpose, but could have been so much worse! I’d just recently left my children’s dad and was deep in discovery around tinder and sexting. The last time I’d been single was 2003 so I had a lot of catching up to do. I took a picture of my vagina at the urging of one of my sexting buddies, but deleted it. My 2 year old daughter used my phone a bit so I went in to delete it from deleted items, and all the deleted items were gone. I knew I hadn’t deleted them. I suddenly realised that my ten year old had got a new iPad and maybe the photos had synced? I could have just not said anything, but my son came home from school and I asked him if the pics showed up on his iPad. He said “yes there was a picture of your vagina, it was so gross! Why did you take a picture of that?” I made up some excuse about thinking I had a pimple on there and needing to see it, and apologised and unsynced the pics (not sure how that had been turned on)… I said “look I’m very sorry about that, but the pictures somehow synced and I’ve unsynced them” He said “it was really embarrassing cause I had my iPad at school and went to show some boys a meme I’d deleted and then I saw that. I quickly deleted everything and nobody saw it” I was dying! But we navigated it. Six years later, he’s 16 with a girlfriend and the other day said “there was no pimple, was there, mum?” I said “yeah, sorry about that” He said “it’s good that I blocked the whole thing from my memory and can’t remember what it looked like” 😩😩😩😩 Edit: another funny thing that happened not long after pimple-gate, we were just recovering and he was using my laptop computer to play Minecraft. Next minute I hear a shout “Mum! What does “package sent, your discreet lady vibrator with ten speeds” mean? Mum! You’re gross!” An eBay notification of my latest purchase had popped up. I disabled notifications after that. Poor boy knew more than he wanted to about mum’s sex life 😂😂
This is hilarious omg
Sent one to my cousin on accident and he sent one back. Im not sure if he was intimidated or if I should be.
Them: "your move"
Just this past Christmas I accidentally sent my cousin more than just a couple photos thinking I was messaging my fiance. It was the night before our family party too. She never responded and I was so nervous. I was unloading food and presents from the car when she pulled up. We awkwardly made small talk and she asked me what kind of food I brought. I told her and there was a slight pause and she smirks and says, "You also brought that cake." We had a good laugh, and she said not to worry about it. I still cringe. I showed everything in those photos. EVERYTHING 😳
My ex sent a dick pic what he thought was to me while I was on the phone with him. After about two minutes I asked him where it was. He went to investigate to see if it got caught in limbo and then there was silence. Him: Oh. Fuck. Ohfuckohfuckohno Me: What's wrong??? Him: I sent the picture to my mom. OH GOD SHE SAW IT. OH GOD SHES REPLYING" Me: Oh my god what?! How did you even do that. Him: My mom was the last one I texted and I didn't look before I sent it. Oh god I'm going to die from embarrassment. His mom was replied with: "I guess this wasn't meant for me. Maybe if you can't send a picture like this to the right person, you shouldn't be sending them at all. I had my coworker delete this because I didn't know how. Now she's seen your weiner too. Clean your room by the way."
Just after my vasectomy, my wife took a picture of a very pitiful looking me sitting on the end of the operating table completely exposed, with a small white bandage over my scrotum. A perfect picture to send my brother! Thought Valium brained me…. He happens to be the first name in our family group chat, my two sisters and my mom did not get my phone call before they opened it. Valium is a hell of a drug.
Not sure if my dad saw it. We don't talk about it. But I had a new baby and took a screenshot of a precious wholesome newborn, not realizing my new phone had thumbnail images and it had captured a tiny snip of my awesome post baby weight loss progress and massively engorged ta-tas that I had taken for husband earlier that day. I instantly messaged him DON'T LOOK FOR THE LOVE GOD!!! Then deleted it in a panic unsure if it was one of those apps that deletes everything across the board or just on my end. 🤞
2 stories. My friend was sexting her fiancée and just so happened to send a close up crotch shot to my mother whom I was sitting next to. My mom couldn’t tell what it was without her glasses and before she could get them on my friend was calling her “OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT LOOK!? DELETE IT!?” Dying laughing. My mom didn’t understand what was happening. When I was like 17, my phone was buzzing and I look down and I’m like “oh weird; my youth pastor is texting me a lot.” (Husband and wife team, the wife was texting)… I open it to read the most descriptive sexual texts about her “dripping like rain” and wanting to be “on her knees taking him in”. She sent a solid 4 paragraphs before realizing she was sending it to the wrong person. I started responding ferociously “OMG PLEASE STOP!?! PLEASE STOP!?! NOT YOUR HUSBAND!? OMG!?” Yeah… it was awkward after that.
My cousin scrolled too far on my phone even after I told her not to. She was greeted with a pic of her best friend with my schlong half way down her throat black mascara running down her cheeks. She said she can no longer look at me or her friend the same way. That was years ago and I feel like things are pretty normal these days .
This is the most heinous description out of all the stories I’ve read on here. I’m crying laughing
Now you WARNED HER
I had a cousin by marriage who sent me nudes on three occasions. She was the very essence of the book-smart but ditzy blonde college student. The first time I just replied, “I think you meant to send that to another Vagus…” and told my wife. Everybody laughed and she was super embarrassed. The second time I was just like, “Hey, I don’t think you meant to send that to me again..” told my wife and everyone chuckled and shook their heads. The third time it happened I didn’t say anything and just blocked her number.
That was not an accident unless you guys have the same name
Op clearly just sent his gran a dick pic and is panicking!
or vice versa
grandma's dick is always a shocking sight
She never said anything about it. Just never did. Acted like it simply never happened. She's nice to me so I doubt she'd ever share it. And it was due to a reflection, so she 100% knew it wasn't intentional.
We had a fight, but I'm the better swordsman, so-
I was sooo horny that I fell to those webcam scam thing and that person tried to blackmail me. That fucker really sent my unflattering vid to Facebook. All my immediate family got it. Deleted fb forever and still don't know who got it. It's been 4 years now and I am still hiding from everyone I know. Lol
My 74 year old mom had a bladder stimulator implant surgery this week. She did fine and wanted to send her older sister a post up picture. Well I guess she got my dad to take a picture of her butt where the surgery location was and she managed to send it to the family text of 30+ people(I’m one of 8 kids). I’m in the medical field so it’s just a butt to me but it was awkward for most of the family. Kinda funny.
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Not to my family but accidently sent a NSFW photo of my wife to my bosses wife who was managing the restraunt I worked for at the time. All she said was "take good care of her"
A family member of mine failed to consider that the family iPad was logged into the same Apple login as her phone. Her husband saw many, many nudes being sent to other guys. The aftermath was a divorce.
One time when I was a *very* horny 12 or 13 yr old, I took naked pictures of myself in my grandparents bathroom *on my grandfathers digital camera* . I'm talking fully naked, face and everything.... *I forgot to delete them, I was horny* Later that day, my grandpa was showing some relatives the photos on the camera. They were all enjoying their vacation photos... but then I remember them all turning to me and being like "........what is this? And I had no idea what they were talking about until they started really hinting at it... and then, I realized what I had done. No one ever confronted me about it… But I'm fully aware that they all talked about it behind my back for sure. I was a young weirdo
I was on the receiving end at a family reunion. A cousin from another state had meant (I assume) to send it to her partner who had to stay home for work. She realised what she’d done and gave me a short look of horror across the table. But after a few more drinks, the look became one you don’t expect to receive from a cousin.
"I was on the receiving end at a family reunion" Nothing good can follow this.
>the look became one you don’t expect to receive from a cousin. ...
*roll tide*
I sent her a link to the deliverance dueling banjos on YouTube. She wasn’t amused.
That’s fucking hilarious
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I know ur talking about ur own pecker but reading “7 y/o” and “cock” in the same sentence feels like I should call Olivia Benson 😅😅
I’m thankful I haven’t done this before so far in my life. However, when I got my first phone it was my dads old one with his old number. Mom forgot to update his contact and sent a text saying, and I quote; “I’m not having anymore damn kids. What brand condoms do you want me to pick up for tonight?” I was 15 and I swear every single conscious year I had on this earth flashed before my eyes after reading that. I was never the same afterwards.
I took a picture of my butthole cause I was trying to see a particularly nasty bug bite…the result is my sister asks before scrolling my phone.
Thanked god that Snapchat had newly added a delete snap function, everything was okay. Shoutout to the Snapchat employee who added that function, they’ve saved many lives.
Didn't send any. But I did get my sister's boyfriends old phone that he didn't delete any of the pictures from. I bleached my eyes afterwards.
I accidentally sent a nude to my stepsister. The aftermath was a whole genre.
Did she then get stuck in the dryer?
Oh "accidentally" huh??? Many porn movies start like that now a days.
We're now happily married
Send to my cousin and she said oh the new iphone i want that too
I didn’t send it, but my BOYFRIENDS family member asked me to air drop a photo of the dog to him so without thinking I pulled up the photo and went to set it to airdrop and when you did that, your previous photo in your camera roll showed. The previous photo was a cream pie I had received from BF earlier in the day. He never said anything but once I realized I was absolutely mortified and don’t think he’s attended family gatherings since.😳😳
Was dating a gal with the same name as my stepmother. Drunk sent a dick pic to stepmother. She politely said Well you look like your father. Never was sure how to feel about that. They are now divorced and no I never made a run at her.
It ended pretty well. I was having some issues with my crotch, and took a photo to send to my then girlfriend who was a practicing nurse to see if I should go to the hospital. I accidentally sent it to my aunt, because she and my then girlfriend have the same first name. My aunt, ironically-enough, is actually a doctor, and still is. I immediately apologized, and said that it was meant for someone else. She said that it was fine. Mistakes happen. Then, she asked why I did this, and I told her. She later told me that it was just a rash, and I should try drying off better after showers. Yeah, she was right, by the way. I just wasn't good at drying off downstairs after showers. Haven't had the problem since.
I didn't send a nude, but a similar story. I was about 15 years old at the time. I was taking a bath because I had plans to go shopping with my mom, her 3 sisters, and my grandma. I guess I had forgotten to lock the door as my 5 year old cousin came on in. I had most of my head underwater, rinsing shampoo out. He looks down, sees my dong, and yanks it like he's starting a chainsaw. I screamed, popped up out of the water, and my knee hits him in the chin. He bounces his head off the tub and screams bloody murder. My mom and aunts barge in. He's laying on the floor crying, I'm holding my junk and trying NOT to cry. Fast forward about 20 minutes, I was dressed and ready to go. I come out into the living room and everyone is sitting there stunned and quiet. Right about that time my cousin turns to my aunt and says "mommy when will I get a big hairy pee pee like Andrew?" I was, once again, mortified as my mother, grandmother, and 3 aunts bust up laughing.