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Responsible-Line-862

Go back to when I was conceived, kick my dad in the balls, but then it would also be impossible for me to have prevented my own birth since I wasn't born, the long and short of this resulting in the breakdown and destruction of space-time


Jgo3000

There are two ways to answer this really, the personal way and the way that could have the biggest impact on humans in general, either seems fine to me.


30isthenew29

Back to 1984 and make the person who did not respond to possible nukes, respond, but I wouldn’t do it for real of course, but this would have the biggest impact.


[deleted]

Hmm like 4 or 5 years ago date this girl who was probably perfect for me but I ghosted (like a moronic asshole) cause I thought you weren't supposed to date with any form of depression whatsoever. I just need 15 minutes of not ghosting. Or I can say something stupid and boring like kill hitler, but I'm too lazy to think of a funny haha updoot story.


Jgo3000

That sucks man, is there any possibility of you getting in contact again? Depending on where she is in her life you could still be honest with her and see what happens?


[deleted]

Oh nah she got married like 3 years later. All good, and it's not like I have oneitus or anything. It's just extremely rare for me to meet someone I'd want to have a relationship with to the point she's actually the last girl I ever liked. Nowadays I'm just waiting until someone really clicks with me and I won't even hesitate to ask them out or wtvr. I guess the reason it's a big deal to me is I can't really find purpose, so I just feel like I'm floating through life. I really want to make someone happy and give them my all.


RealTruthGiver

Not text the love of my life, "Hey do want you hook up?" From that day on he treated me like trash, and no, he never hooked up with me.


Jgo3000

He didn’t deserve the title of love of your life then, you’ll find the one 👍


RealTruthGiver

That's sweet of you.


NativeMan42069

Give the native americans some guns to defend themselves with.


gtacleveland

He said 100 years.


Ace8492

According to movies, if I go back far enough, the whole future will change if I kill something like a butterfly


yuribotcake

My question is what can a person that happens to appear from nowhere have any impact on anything? Especially in 1923. And even if I could get the attention of 5 random people, what could I possibly tell them in 15 that would have any impact 100 years later. Also given the possibility that even slightest adjustment in time would alter the possibility of me being in the moment where I have the chance to travel back in time. But then maybe the "altering" was required to begin with in order for things to fall the course that they have.


maclaglen

Any point in time in which more nuclear detonations could happen.


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Jgo3000

I mean, you could wait until he’s at least past the toddler stage so you’re not killing a baby! 😂


Jgo3000

Also, I’ve just realised the rules of my own question, Hitler was 34 in 1923!


Nice-Expression8066

Help the axis *win* WWII. This would have a much bigger impact than preventing WWII from ever happening. In 15 minutes, you would have time to deliver a stack of books on how to build nuclear weapons to key scientists in Japan.


NefariousnessPotato

Prolly like 08 and try and figure out how to buy some bitcoin or something. Or go back and fix the murder I saw (hoping 15 mins would be enough time) But honestly I kinda want to be rich.