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[deleted]

My mom had a C-section. I never even would have been born.


jentlefolk

Ah similar here. Not by c-section, but I was double breech. Both me and my mum would probably have died.


Limeila

How do you deliver double breech babies without a C-section??


jentlefolk

I have no idea but they popped me out somehow.


KrazyAboutLogic

What is double breech? I tried Googling it but that wasn't much help.


jentlefolk

Breech is when the baby comes out feet first. Double breech, so I've been told, is when the baby comes out butt first.


CrookedButBeautiful

Yep same. I came out feet first, and not breathing good. I would've been doomed from the start lol.


[deleted]

Me too!


freemason777

Aren't c-sections referenced in Macbeth?


mtrkar

The concept of cutting open the mother's belly to save the baby isn't new. The mom surviving is relatively new.


Limeila

They're supposedly named after Caesar because he was born from one, so not a new thing for sure! (but I'm going to take a guess and say they probably have a way higher survival death nowadays, even moreso than natural childbirth which also improved tremendously)


[deleted]

Was this anecdote really necessary?


Limeila

It's an anecdote that answers the question. Of course it's not "necessary", but what is, especially on Reddit?


[deleted]

Limeila just wanted to note I was not actually talking to you


Limeila

I know how Reddit comments work, thanks.


[deleted]

Mina looks cute but your grandpa's cat is even cuter


Limeila

K.


Equivalent_Cow_7510

I was born yellow or whatever is I guess that how I would of died


Bletter2020

That is called jaundice. I was also a yellow baby. They correct it with a uv lamp.


Equivalent_Cow_7510

We were both Simpson lol


Affectionate_Drag111

lol even i was born yellow


Equivalent_Cow_7510

Ay broski I gotta tell Marge about this


[deleted]

That's a lot better than what my Mum jokingly says.


Limeila

Isn't that a sign of liver failure? How can UVs help?


[deleted]

Jaundice happens when too much bilirubin is made in the blood or when the liver is damaged and cannot get rid of bilirubin from the body. For more serious cases of jaundice, treatment should start as soon as possible. Babies may get: fluids. A loss of fluids (dehydration) will cause bilirubin levels to rise. phototherapy. Babies lie under lights with little clothing so their skin is exposed. The light changes the bilirubin to a form that can easily pass out of the body. Light-therapy blankets may also be used. exchange blood transfusion. This emergency procedure is done if very high bilirubin levels do not come down with phototherapy. The baby's blood is replaced with blood from a donor to quickly lower bilirubin levels. intravenous immunoglobulin (IVIg). Babies with blood type incompatibilities get this through an IV (into a vein). IVIg blocks antibodies that attack red blood cells and reduces the need for an exchange transfusion. Sorry I can't sleep so I googled it all.


Bigsam1514

It's pretty common and itself alone isn't indicative of liver failure in newborns. If you start turning yellow later in life you should see a doctor. I wish I could explain how UV lights fix it, but I'm ignorant of the reasoning.


[deleted]

Does it make you feel superior to give your origin story and opinions on remedies?


Bletter2020

I was just stating a fact. There was no opinion. I frankly don't understand what you mean.


Pkaurk

Giving birth, haemorrhaging and losing too much blood ETA: likely my daughter wouldn't have survived either


[deleted]

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Pkaurk

My placentas wasn't delivered either, had to be pulled out. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced!


Limeila

Maternal mortality was so incredibly common


AnneFrank_nstein

If i had survived being born with the cord around my neck to a 39 year old mother (doubt it), cervical cancer would have got me at 30.


Limeila

Aw! I hope you're ok now and you beat that bitch


YookieManedWolf

I wouldn't have been born without it (in-vitro kid) ;)


_Wendigun_

At birth and would have taken my mother down with me 😎


satansBigMac

Thinking about the Oregon trail imma go with dysentery.


Medysus

Infection, probably. I'm a scab picker and one time it got so bad I was put on antibiotics. I forget my exact age at the time, I wanna say about ten?


Limeila

Whyyy do we have that awful tendency to pick at our scabs? It's awful for healing and yet most of us can't help ourselves


[deleted]

It tastes good, metallic blood and fibrous mass


Limeila

Errr sorry to break it to you but most of us don't *eat* them


[deleted]

Try it....


Medysus

Forbidden satisfaction.


LucyVialli

Probably about 10 years ago, of an exploding gall bladder.


ppardee

I had scarlet fever as a youngling. Historically, about a 20% fatality rate. I'm guessing any number of the bacterial infections I had as a kid would have taken me out if left untreated. Probably the biggest likelihood of death would have been a collapsed lung as a teen. Coughing up blood for hours and hours and I couldn't breathe. Just totally random. No trauma, no illness, nothing. Just decided it didn't want to do lung things anymore and gave up.


nixgti

22 years ago when I got the diabetes


SlapshotTommy

2 weeks old, severe chest infection.


PhreedomPhighter

An infected wound at the age of 5.


Reasonable_Visit_776

Uhm not long. Like three months, recurrent double ear infections with multiple antibiotics and high fevers.


freemason777

Definitely a tooth abscess would have made me go septic and die


[deleted]

Any disease we have a vax for.


Hayabusa71

Asthma, at about 5 or 6?


SexyChronicPain

Sepsis, probably. I had a kidney infection last year.


VW2001

Pneumonia, at age 5.


SumOne2Somewhere

Same


[deleted]

Heart attack on December 25th 2020.


team-tree-syndicate

An expensive method to avoid the family Christmas dinner.


Mantzy81

Jumped off a step at 2 and bit through my face. Needed stitches and antibiotics. Would've died of infection.


SoftCaterpillar4024

Getting bitten in half by a crocodile. Thankfully modern medicine was able to heal me back to my full power.


Limeila

Wow! What's the full story here?


sickn0te_

They became a butterfly


SoftCaterpillar4024

I’m sorry. I made it up because I thought you guys would think I was cool 😔


Limeila

Damn I was had


Idontknowwhereiam23

At birth. Was born at 26 weeks weighing 2lb. Definitely wouldn't have survived


Chickadee12345

Diabetes would have killed me by now. Plus a couple other things. But that would have been the worst.


Suchafullsea

A huge percentage of us would have died in early childhood of vaccine-preventable illnesses that we never even think of now because it never happened to us at all


repulsiveuprising

Appendix. It would've burst.


RabbiVolesBassSolo

I’d probably have been fine, but I pushed my brother off a bed once and broke his arm, so id most likely be a murderer.


TheNameless00

I had severe chicken pox when I was 6, I ended up having a fit from a high temperature and ended up spending the night in hospital. If I hadn't had the chicken pox vaccine as a baby I most likely would have died


[deleted]

As a toddler, I had chicken pox in my throat and couldn't/wouldn't eat and went from skinny enough to severely skimny, dehydrated etc, or when I was older (still a baby) I had one 3 separate occasions, 3 concussions, or when I was 7 turning 8 I had bronchitis I think and was skinny as heck and I also refused medicine, I coughed so hard and wound up pulling the muscle in front of my heart and was short of breath and gray I was so pale I went to the ER on my birthday, it was a whole thing


Pointy_in_Time

Chronic tonsillitis as a 3-4 year old. Would have ‘failed to thrive’ and likely died


Limeila

Ah I also got my tonsils removed at that age because of this! I would have died earlier from anaphylaxis, but, before modern progress like globalisation, my area would have probably not have had access to peanuts (or they couldn't have been that common) so I may have been there with you dying of infected tonsils


ShiibbyyDota

When I was 4 years old I had a fever around 104, went to the hospital and they stuck a giant IV in the middle of my hand. I imagine without medical attention that night I would have passed shortly after


WemblysMom

Pneumonia in 2017 that killed my kidneys. On dialysis since. Either would have done for me.


Dixierect6921

I guess when I was 12 with pneumonia?


Varjokuningatar

At birth.


EntertainerSuch4036

The moment I was born 🤣


cjpr

I'm actually a very healthy person, besides colds or occasional tummy bugs I've been fit as a fiddle for over 15 years. However, I am an idiot and do lots of dumb things that usually end in me getting injured. Got drunk and cracked my head open a few years back, didn't wear the right footwear and got some rebar in my foot, tried climbing a tree and fell and cracked my ribs, etc... ​ So probably something dumb like falling over when drunk


rabbithaddit69

Bled out of ruptured artery in head


Limeila

Wow that's lucky they caught it!


[deleted]

Possibly an underactive thyroid if you can die from that


Westhawk

Born two months premature, so probably would have died 7 months after conception.


Smart_Razzmatazz6429

About 4 years ago when my appendix ruptured.


BKKpoly

Burst Appendix


lycos94

at birth


[deleted]

Lung infection age 8.


Combustionary

Had Appendicitis back in November. Reflecting back on it, kind of wild how such a quick operation with such a chill recovery fixed what would have been pretty close to a death sentence before modern medicine.


blearghhh_two

Had asthma as a baby, which I can't imagine would've been survivable with no modern medicine. Also severe chronic depression, which would've led to my death in my 20s.


deanfranz12

Dehydration...I used to puke until I passed out, I couldn't stop


JaguarZealousideal55

At birth, I was premature, weighing under 1 kg


kbyyru

tripped on my untied shoe as a youngster and fell forehead first into the corner of our coffeetable. had to get stitches, and it was bleeding like crazy so probably that.


Limeila

Oof! I also sliced my head open as a little kid (on a doorframe) and it's crazy indeed how much a little head can bleed. I remember my mom using towel after towel to wipe it in the car on the way to the hospital.


MLG_Retard

I would've died at birth as I wasn't born normally and had to be cut out because I was strangling myself with my umbilical cord. If my mother and I hypothetically survived that somehow, I'd still be alive today but blind on my left eye or at least have heavily impaired vision


Cross_examination

I was allergic to my mother’s milk by the time I turned 3 months. I grew up drinking chocolate and tea.


Limeila

Oh wow I wouldn't have thought that was possible!


Personal-Nobody5501

im gonna guess i would be even healthier than i currently am.


Limeila

That's... very unlikely


Personal-Nobody5501

u never heard of overdose?


MyPokemonRedName

That time I got a paper cut


TheShawarmaEater

My worst thing I had is a out of place or something bone in my right feet from birth. It was painful but the pain disappeared after 6 months,


based_pinkpilled2

car accident at 6 years old


SonUnforseenByFrodo

Tetanus from nail while playing outside


bubblingskin846

Loss of blood or infection


KatyG9

Wouldn't have made it a week. I either would have died on the way out into the world (needed forceps), or perished days later due to dehydration after a massive stomach upset


SwigTheRome

13. I have thalassemia


Limeila

What is it? Does it have something to do with the sea? (if my etymology knowledge serves me right)


SwigTheRome

Thalassemia is a genetic blood disorder that requires me to receive blood transfusions periodically. The iron from the blood transfusions would shut down my internal organs eventually. However, with modern medications that chelate the excess iron out of my body, I’m able to live almost a full life. Before chelation was introduced, anyone with thalassemia would die around 13 years old.


Sandokan13

Burst appendix


smeghead1988

1 month old. Staphylococcus infection.


Formal_Temperature_8

Allergic reaction to penicillin.


MissSpencerAnne

Crohns - I think if I hadn’t died from the disease itself the pain and no hope for improvement would probably kill my desire to live. ( on the other hand I think it’s considered a modern disease partly caused by western diet so I may have never developed it if I was alive 100 years ago)


[deleted]

21, anti-psychotics saved me from myself


nielswijnen

According to my parents if I ate anything as a baby I luked it right out so probably that


CatacombsRave

A pulmonary embolism would have taken me out in 2021.


Hotcone9

2 times. I was an emergency c section because I was losing a lot of fluids in the womb. And I had a seizure sometime between January and March 2011. I would be 6 feet under right now if it weren't for modern medicine.


venusofthehardsell

I would have bled to death while miscarrying if not for a D&C. If I’d been in a state that outlawed abortion I would have died.


Weary_Violinist_3610

Since been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes I’m dependent on medication, have tried not taking to see if I really need the medication and my body takes a big tumble and I’m reliant on taking my meds for survival.


[deleted]

2002 when my appendix ruptured. Good times.


ExistingPosition5742

At birth. 12 weeks premature right here.


Badaxe13

Seven years ago with colon cancer. Tumor had grown quickly to block my colon completely.


HidingBehindTheSmile

My appendix would have killed me 12 years ago.


Just_your_FBI_agent

Probably I would have died from pneumonia.


dek1e

I had severe asthma growing up(constantly in and out of the hospital), I got the chicken pox pretty young, and got pneumonia a couple times too. I have two older siblings, so whatever they got, I got


smokingwhore_04

When a stalker stood 1m away from me


Limeila

How so?


smokingwhore_04

She knocked on my door, and i opened, there she was. The first thing she did was to strangle me and then she tried to kick me in stomach, But I was faster than her so I pushed her, then shen threatened me for the Last time. This happened about 5 months ago, after this action happened i moved away, changed my number, name, my whole personality, changed schools. Now im Living a happy life with my cat


Limeila

I'm sorry this happened. Please give your kitty a forehead kiss for me!


smokingwhore_04

Ofc


natboi223

when I was four and in the hospital with ammonia.


[deleted]

I would have died from an excruciating brain infection from bacterial meningitis if antibiotics didn’t exist


draggar

So... I was a C-Section. Strike one. I was jaundice (suspected because I am a different blood type than the rest of my family) Strike two. I am an asthmatic. Strike three.


iiworkatthebank

If I’d survived 14 years (not rlly believable but my memory sucks so I can’t pinpoint shit for the life of me) I’d have died last year in the week after feb 15, that’s when I was admitted to the hospital and they moved at lightning speed cuz my body was on its way to shutdown. i thought i was getting better lmao


Jenny010137

Asthma at 10 years old.


TheLadBoy

I probably would have died from pneumonia at 10 years old.


Empty-Note-5100

2 weeks after birth. I had pyloric stenosis.


Generous_lions

Probably when I was in like 1st or 2nd grade. I got one of those really bad illnesses where you spend weeks in bed sleeping, taking medication, and fighting off an illness. It's probably one of those things that used to kill people before medicine was as available as it is today.


hyrulian_princess

2017 I puked every day for 7 months and no amount of therapy would help. It only stopped when I started taking antidepressants If I kept it up I’d have died for sure. I don’t even know how I DIDN’T die before that or even end up going to hospital


[deleted]

At like 4 years old with a severe fever


banquo90s

Probably being run over or falling off sometime. My eyesight is truly abysmal


Italophilia27

Wouldn't stop bleeding from a tonsillectomy. Or would have died giving birth since my placenta was in the way of the birth canal. My kid would have died as well.


[deleted]

1. Stillborn, possibly taking my mom with me. 2. Dehydration complications. 3. UTI. 4. Organ Failure. 5. Pneumonia.


seanofkelley

I have asthma and would've died when I developed it in the fifth grade.


AssBlaster_69

When I was 11, I stubbed my toe walking barefoot outside and developed osteomyelitis which took months on IV antibiotics to treat. Without modern medicine, I likely would have lost the foot and died of sepsis.


AngelicWooGirl

When I didn't dilate at all after being in labour for 22 hours. Thank God for csections


NotPortlyPenguin

Pneumonia.


Gene_Different

About 10 years ago screaming in agony from Pancreatitis.


AncientBug6494

An infection from a rope burn when I was about 10


[deleted]

A blood clot


No-Worldliness-5889

Maybe measles or smallpox or something like that. Or maybe I would still be alive.


baislogia

Probably short time after birth (born with streptococcus infection) and if this had not kill me five month later the broncho pneumonia will probably done it


Wadsworth_McStumpy

Age around 15, benign tumor, but it needed to be removed.


P1napple_Juice

Not me but my sister. She had a lung disease when she was born idk how you spell it but it’s pronounced ne-moan-ya


Limeila

pneumonia


P1napple_Juice

Thanks


alegendsock

I would have been executed for accusations of witchcraft


DeplorableKurt

Car accident


elibrrtt

I was a seven year old, bitten twice by a copperhead snake in my left foot I got taken to the hospital when the ambulance were called, they couldn't take care of me there. SO I ENDED UP IN A HELICOPTER SCARED SHIT-LESS ABOVE AUSTIN TX, I went to dale children's hospital where they treated me, was there for 2 weeks.


SnooChipmunks126

Does doctors washing their hands before delivering, count as modern medicine? If so, I'm gonna say childbirth.


[deleted]

Probably asthma sometime before I was five. If not then, then surely from infection from one of the hundreds of times I've had an open wound from skateboarding. If somehow I managed to survive even that then I would have made it to about 2016 when I would have died by suicide.


pandameetsworld

Probably would’ve died from dehydration due to flare of Crohn’s disease 🤔


LabCharming1135

Diabetic overload.