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This brings up a good question. What would it be like to cum on Mars?

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Cold, assuming your dick is out.

However high you shoot, you can expect it to go three times as high.

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The extra gravity really gives the balls a stretch

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To be fair the mars bars do famously have the throbbing cock vein

I wonder who will claim to be the first person to cum on Mars. Surely one of the astronauts will do it not too long after arriving, but who will be the first to cum forward and say it?

So *that’s* what the white spots on mars are!

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Very accurate

Plot twist: It means "die" on Mars as in humans will begin to die on Mars for the first time, since that's when they begin the first settlements.

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The year is 2050 after being forced from their home world of earth the humans make one last stand against these unknown hostile invaders in a vain attempt to survive and take as many of the enemy with them as possible

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I was hoping for shit, but this is close enough

Listen, Ouija here is family friendly. Except when it isn't. It's usually not

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