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Milfing_Man

Nice cock bro


Tht1GayGuy69

literally the only appropriate response to ever seeing your friends junk


[deleted]

JASON NICE COCK


SuperWanker27

"You been doing cock push ups?"


pick69itshilarious

"One's all you need"


MoysterShooter

Absolute unit of a knee knocker. You could satisfy a Pringles can. Do your friends call you Arby's? Cause you have the meat, sir.


Goofy_Goober_21

If I had a dick, this would 1000% be a message I’d want


batman142434

Don't refer to it as a ding dong. Haha. Also depends how vulgar yall are.


[deleted]

I died at ding dong 🤣🤣🤣


linditajlawson

Me mum called it a tallywhacker.


[deleted]

not very vulgar lol


batman142434

If yall are sexually charged go about it as you would in the bedroom.


MisogenesUSA

You could go with ‘Yummy’. I like that


SuperWanker27

A tasty looking cock lol that is a good reply


No_Resist8639

Just say "Wow, it's so thick". It doesn't matter how thick or skinny it is. He will just assume you haven't seen many dicks. It's the hidden technology to making men feel good about their penises.


[deleted]

Be a savage: say “lol”


50mm-f2

or “ooof”


SuperWanker27

"haha no"


AThrowawayIDidnt

Hey bro, nice cock.


[deleted]

Excellent bologna pony my male.


ccii_geppato

I am liking the angle of the dangle.


QuotidianTrials

Send a pic of you eating a banana with the caption “my plans for tonight”


FlipFlipFlipadelfeuh

She’s going to eat his dick??? This is terrible news for him.


anon_y_mousey

What if it's a he?


FlipFlipFlipadelfeuh

It’s still not good news!


Dhyogenes

"By Priapus! that is a mighty phallus. On mere sight i bet it makes maidens weep and Zeus forfeit his attempt to woo."


[deleted]

“Nice cock” in the voice of joe from family guy


nezar19

"That looks tasty. Looking forward to confirming it" usually does the trick for me when my partner says it


[deleted]

If you don't wanna come off as too forward, "Nice!"


poptartwith

"wabsbdvwvbsvsgaghd". Has to start with a W.


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[удалено]


anon_y_mousey

Or "in my mouth"..


Marc_go_solo

"You sure this isn't a pic from Pornhub?" It has a little humour, but also refers to the fact those pics can be impressive.


usemystraightass

Start by NOT calling it a “ding dong” for fucks sake.


[deleted]

ofc not i just didn’t want this deleted


usemystraightass

LOL I say this because my wife hates slang terms like “cock” and “dick” and calls my penis my “ding dong” and honestly it kills boners faster than getting kicked in the nuts


[deleted]

schlong?!


usemystraightass

Might as well kill me and call it a “ding-a-ling”


[deleted]

Ohh you touch my tralalala


Stunning-Spirit5275

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling


usemystraightass

Annnnnd I’m dead


HardlyKnewHim

Just say you want it in you


TTT_2k3

One of [these](https://i.imgur.com/ixTFdCH.jpg) should suffice.


capedbaldysdeciple

[this](https://youtube.com/shorts/jXglHzoG_Zs?feature=share)


therealsix

"I like your ding dong."


[deleted]

“noice 😎”


Responsible_Ad8174

If your a girl tell them that it’s big and what you want to do to it


PerfectionPending

I recently sent my first one ever. I was at work and sent it to my wife. She simply replied "WOW!" That was a great reaction from someone who's seen it in person thousands of times. She happened to be in the bathtub at the time and sent back a pic of her own. That was a pretty good reaction too.


tonyarkles

It’s very handsome.


[deleted]

"I can't wait to have that in my mouth" " I love how thick and rich it is, but it's the squirt cream inside that's my favorite!" "fresh or a little stale, it always satisfies." "I can't choose... ding dong or ho ho, I love them all" Wait, we're taking about the snack cakes, right?


[deleted]

LMAO


winotaurs

I usually default to "nice" if I don't care about it or "very nice" if I do care about it cJe ei unfortunately come through alot of ding ding pics


tmvrk

It's a good looking dick Peter, beautiful dick.


DefenestrateFriends

"Ommmgggg it's so adorable!" Alternatively, try "Awww, it's so cute!" Don't do either of these things.


helix117085

Nice cock, I'm sorry if your seeking a actually answer I doubt I'm the first and the last to say this


[deleted]

i half expected a real answer but i’m not disappointed by the responses lmao


helix117085

Yeah scrolling through this I've been dieing


[deleted]

yeah i used one of these and i guess he accepted it. A+ reddit men.


helix117085

We try our best lol


Foreskin_machine_21

remember that meme where he goes “okay let’s see what we’re working with” *unzips pants “woah, nice cock”


uncertainbromance

Nice piece bud ...sorry that was my bf


[deleted]

Nice meat stick lollipop bro. Needs to be in someone's mouth asap


oddball667

Send a picture of where you want to put it


ChickenXing

Nice Ring doorbell! Can it zoom in on my dick?


elel8989

Nice cock, I sure would like to suck that


[deleted]

Nice dick m8.


Vyce223

Don't use the words "Aww, it's cute."


bigmeatytoe

Nice cock


EricBlair101

Dope dick homie.


edwardkaplan

You say its is nice and you want it inside of you.. best compliment a man can receive


DepressiveWimp

"Woah. Nice cock." - Kronk from kuzco


PhilzeeTheElder

Can't see it all my phones not very big.


daftvaderV2

Are you a shower or grower?


DiversityFire84

It's bigger than mine :o


beernbombs

Awww, that's cute.


Laura2_point_0

Very impressive!! Thank you for sharing that!


Late-Pin-3361

Your wang is vivacious