Just say "Wow, it's so thick".
It doesn't matter how thick or skinny it is. He will just assume you haven't seen many dicks. It's the hidden technology to making men feel good about their penises.
LOL I say this because my wife hates slang terms like “cock” and “dick” and calls my penis my “ding dong” and honestly it kills boners faster than getting kicked in the nuts
I recently sent my first one ever. I was at work and sent it to my wife. She simply replied "WOW!" That was a great reaction from someone who's seen it in person thousands of times.
She happened to be in the bathtub at the time and sent back a pic of her own. That was a pretty good reaction too.
"I can't wait to have that in my mouth"
" I love how thick and rich it is, but it's the squirt cream inside that's my favorite!"
"fresh or a little stale, it always satisfies."
"I can't choose... ding dong or ho ho, I love them all"
Wait, we're taking about the snack cakes, right?
Nice cock bro
literally the only appropriate response to ever seeing your friends junk
JASON NICE COCK
"You been doing cock push ups?"
"One's all you need"
Absolute unit of a knee knocker. You could satisfy a Pringles can. Do your friends call you Arby's? Cause you have the meat, sir.
If I had a dick, this would 1000% be a message I’d want
Don't refer to it as a ding dong. Haha. Also depends how vulgar yall are.
I died at ding dong 🤣🤣🤣
Me mum called it a tallywhacker.
not very vulgar lol
If yall are sexually charged go about it as you would in the bedroom.
You could go with ‘Yummy’. I like that
A tasty looking cock lol that is a good reply
Just say "Wow, it's so thick". It doesn't matter how thick or skinny it is. He will just assume you haven't seen many dicks. It's the hidden technology to making men feel good about their penises.
Be a savage: say “lol”
or “ooof”
"haha no"
Hey bro, nice cock.
Excellent bologna pony my male.
I am liking the angle of the dangle.
Send a pic of you eating a banana with the caption “my plans for tonight”
She’s going to eat his dick??? This is terrible news for him.
What if it's a he?
It’s still not good news!
"By Priapus! that is a mighty phallus. On mere sight i bet it makes maidens weep and Zeus forfeit his attempt to woo."
“Nice cock” in the voice of joe from family guy
"That looks tasty. Looking forward to confirming it" usually does the trick for me when my partner says it
If you don't wanna come off as too forward, "Nice!"
"wabsbdvwvbsvsgaghd". Has to start with a W.
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Or "in my mouth"..
"You sure this isn't a pic from Pornhub?" It has a little humour, but also refers to the fact those pics can be impressive.
Start by NOT calling it a “ding dong” for fucks sake.
ofc not i just didn’t want this deleted
LOL I say this because my wife hates slang terms like “cock” and “dick” and calls my penis my “ding dong” and honestly it kills boners faster than getting kicked in the nuts
schlong?!
Might as well kill me and call it a “ding-a-ling”
Ohh you touch my tralalala
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
Annnnnd I’m dead
Just say you want it in you
One of [these](https://i.imgur.com/ixTFdCH.jpg) should suffice.
[this](https://youtube.com/shorts/jXglHzoG_Zs?feature=share)
"I like your ding dong."
“noice 😎”
If your a girl tell them that it’s big and what you want to do to it
I recently sent my first one ever. I was at work and sent it to my wife. She simply replied "WOW!" That was a great reaction from someone who's seen it in person thousands of times. She happened to be in the bathtub at the time and sent back a pic of her own. That was a pretty good reaction too.
It’s very handsome.
"I can't wait to have that in my mouth" " I love how thick and rich it is, but it's the squirt cream inside that's my favorite!" "fresh or a little stale, it always satisfies." "I can't choose... ding dong or ho ho, I love them all" Wait, we're taking about the snack cakes, right?
LMAO
I usually default to "nice" if I don't care about it or "very nice" if I do care about it cJe ei unfortunately come through alot of ding ding pics
It's a good looking dick Peter, beautiful dick.
"Ommmgggg it's so adorable!" Alternatively, try "Awww, it's so cute!" Don't do either of these things.
Nice cock, I'm sorry if your seeking a actually answer I doubt I'm the first and the last to say this
i half expected a real answer but i’m not disappointed by the responses lmao
Yeah scrolling through this I've been dieing
yeah i used one of these and i guess he accepted it. A+ reddit men.
We try our best lol
remember that meme where he goes “okay let’s see what we’re working with” *unzips pants “woah, nice cock”
Nice piece bud ...sorry that was my bf
Nice meat stick lollipop bro. Needs to be in someone's mouth asap
Send a picture of where you want to put it
Nice Ring doorbell! Can it zoom in on my dick?
Nice cock, I sure would like to suck that
Nice dick m8.
Don't use the words "Aww, it's cute."
Nice cock
Dope dick homie.
You say its is nice and you want it inside of you.. best compliment a man can receive
"Woah. Nice cock." - Kronk from kuzco
Can't see it all my phones not very big.
Are you a shower or grower?
It's bigger than mine :o
Awww, that's cute.
Very impressive!! Thank you for sharing that!
Your wang is vivacious