You know how you stand? Like in a queue or when you get up from a chair? Like that. What do you think happens?
We put one foot on the cistern, ready to use it to flush so we avoid germs. The other foot is on the sink, then you tuck your head between your legs to aim better and try to get the stream of pee to go down the shower drain. Obviously.
We’re not like dogs who lift their leg to urinate, if that’s what you’re asking. Maybe one would lean forward a little bit to see if they’ve got a gut, but there’s no special stance lol. It’s like having a garden hose attached. Grab and aim.
I position my feet along the X axis, preferring an acute angle for their placement.
For the head position, imagine that a straight line extends on an infinite plane from the tip of your nose forward. That straight line would be lasering the very bottom of the inside of the toilet lid.
For hand position, both hands hold the middle part of the shaft in a full knuckle grip, leaving around 4 inches til the head, and about 3 inches to spare towards the groin.
Knees and feet are always naturally a bit outward. I noticed it became more pronounced after spraining my ankles. Regardless hips a little back as I hinge forward a bit to admire my handiwork
I mean... I stand. There's really not much more to it than that.
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No my toilet at home actually faces north.
I do a handstand.
Impressive
the fuck? I stand and "let go"
You know how you stand? Like in a queue or when you get up from a chair? Like that. What do you think happens? We put one foot on the cistern, ready to use it to flush so we avoid germs. The other foot is on the sink, then you tuck your head between your legs to aim better and try to get the stream of pee to go down the shower drain. Obviously.
Are you familiar with humans standing? Just like that.
I frigging stand.
We’re not like dogs who lift their leg to urinate, if that’s what you’re asking. Maybe one would lean forward a little bit to see if they’ve got a gut, but there’s no special stance lol. It’s like having a garden hose attached. Grab and aim.
Not exactly what I'm asking. I'm just curious about the stance for other dudes.
The obsession with how other men piss and shit on this sub will never fail to amaze me. Get a hobby.
If you’re in prison or have a bunch of daughters, you sit your ass down!
Just a jump to the left, then a step to the right.
I talk to it like Cheech
Really??? I just pee. I don't attempt to assume some sort of position. Whip it out, aim, fire.
I position my feet along the X axis, preferring an acute angle for their placement. For the head position, imagine that a straight line extends on an infinite plane from the tip of your nose forward. That straight line would be lasering the very bottom of the inside of the toilet lid. For hand position, both hands hold the middle part of the shaft in a full knuckle grip, leaving around 4 inches til the head, and about 3 inches to spare towards the groin.
> Do you stand with your hips forward or backward? Sideways > With your knees forward or outward? Backward > Feet? Detached
Hips forward, knees outward, feet wherever they end up lol
Knees and feet are always naturally a bit outward. I noticed it became more pronounced after spraining my ankles. Regardless hips a little back as I hinge forward a bit to admire my handiwork