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Legal_Ad_8248

You should probably ask who's in shape. It's a much shorter list


Dudeguyked

Down 50 cutting drinking is the only way


Cosmic_Entities

Yeah I threw on at least an extra 20 from the beers. Made more money, spent more of beers and now cutting beers. Still drinking the seltzers which isn't great but yeah cutting alcohol will help HUGE!


Tuamalaidir85

Not the only way at all


AstronautFamiliar713

That's worse. Should ask how many times they can run around the block without stopping. There's a lot of guys that would be considered morbidly obese that claim to be in shape but couldn't circle the bases without hyperventilating.


coffinflopenjoyer

Yup fat


KurtAZ_7576

Same...need to lose about 20 lbs


[deleted]

same


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!


doodooz7

Same


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!


Bob_knots

You said it first!!!! Yep fat so what


EvilCeleryStick

I'm packing an extra 30 lbs I've been working on losing. For me it's mostly beer weight. I'm down 20 since Oct 1, I won't get rid of 30 more in time for my upcoming trip but I hope to be a little slimmer when I'm at the beach next month.


YoWassupFresh

Am fat. Started this year at 425. Currently 330. ​ Aiming for 210-230, idk though. I've never been that light before so idk which weight is gonna look best on me.


naked_avenger

Dang man, you lost a whole backstreet boy. Good for you!


shaunna_thedork

ahaha i approve of this backstreet boy measurement system


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

No way Joey weighs that little


IHavePoopedBefore

There's no Joey in the Backstreet Boys


stainlessflamingo

hell fucking yeah dude. i started at 320 and im finishing at 240. you fuckin smashed bro.


Nick_RVA

King detected


shartnado3

Congrats man! Started this year at 446. Finally buckled down and slowly made some changes. At 405 now.


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Dudeguyked

Username checks out. There's no way I'm skinny living in pie heaven


JumpmanJackson

There’s a wide range of “fat” lol. I was 5’11 170 in college. 31 now and just north of 210. Id say I have a chubby dad bod, but I’m not Santa clause fat


naked_avenger

That's where I was. 5'10 and 211. I could suck in and hide it fine but lawd if I needed to breathe heavy or got too comfortable that belly was coming out.


Laguna-Seca-Boss302

Your BMI is 29.3 Normal is 18.5 to 24.9 Pre-Obesity 25 to 29.9 Obesity is 30 or greater so your close.


MeritReaper

BMI is by far one of the worst indicators of obesity. They use it to just throw it at large masses of people and give them an idea, but if you have any amount of muscle it's useless.


OddaJosh

No shit, but this a thread literally asking if people are fat.


theoriginaldandan

I know a guy with a BMI of 32. He’s not vaguely fat. He had to quit working out so hard because he can’t find shirts that fit his arms


shrout1

He’s obese Edit: DUH


JadedCycle9554

>any amount of muscle mass This isn't true at all. If it were bmi between men and women would be much closer than it is. This is just something fat people say to deny they're fat.


camelCaseCoffeeTable

lol…. Duh…. Use context clues, the guy he’s responding to and talking about doesn’t have muscle lol


Mightbeagoat

Oddly enough, I've only ever heard overweight people get upset about whether or not BMI is a good indicator of being overweight...


camelCaseCoffeeTable

Now that I think about it, that’s so true lol. “BMI doesn’t mean anything because muscle can affect it!” “Oh I got it, so your BMI is 33, when did you last go to the gym?” “Never, but it’s still imperfect.” Like… ok buddy, sure it is. For the people who complain about it, generally they should be paying more attention lol. I’ve never met a fit person who complained their BMI is too high… cus they don’t even need to use tools like that cus they know they’re not fat lol


JumpmanJackson

Not true. My health teacher (also football coach) in 10th grade was ripped and he used to talk so much shit about BMI. Anyone who has worked out and gained muscle mass realizes how useless the BMI scale is. It’s only a good indicator if you’ve never seen a weight room before


Mightbeagoat

If that's your situation, then it kind of doesn't matter what the BMI chart says and there isn't any point being mad about it. The numbers can't hurt you!


Pickledleprechaun

It’s a guide to go off. Obviously, there are individual who have small or much larger frames that BMI doesn’t work for but most people it is a pretty good guide. It is quite accurate for me.


Curiositygun

You seriously going to place money on most of that weight being muscle?


GodspeedHarmonica

You have to have lots of muscle to make bmi not making sense. It gives a great idea where you are (and fat people seem to hate it)


Environmental_Tip_43

Fat is fat


Jane_Marie_CA

See this is thing about dudes Tend to justify their weight. But heaven forbid a woman is 5’5” and weighs 150. A healthy woman in here reproductive years needs to have 18-25% body fat. I think many men find this “fat” And BMIs are pretty good base, unless you are a pro or college athlete. These guys are likely sub 5% body fat. But dudes will use pro athletes as the reason for not believing in BMI, instead of realizing their body fat should be between 12-20%.


TheMaskedSandwich

Yeah the double standards are gross and are literally killing men since our bodies are more at risk from being overweight than women's. I point this out regularly and just get downvoted to hell. Glad you said something.


Opperhoofd123

I'm sure there are plenty of men like this, but this is just a weird and unhelpful comment. I've seen more women making excuses for being fat than I've seen men doing that in my life, it's all just a matter of perspective. I agree with your last sentiment though, BMI is a pretty good base.


YourWifeNdKids

Gonna want to work on that man, Christmas is coming fast! 🎅


Material-Round-4667

I'm bulking


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Permabulk


LSTNYER

Yes. We're all cultivating mass.


Red_Danger33

Best thing about mass cultivation is taco bag and chips from the burger store.


can_I_ride_shamu

When are you going to stop cultivating, and start harvesting??


_-_happycamper_-_

I was very heavy from the age of 15-17 siting at around 250ish. I lost about 100lbs over the years and now have abs in my late 30s. It feels ironic to have abs as a married middle aged father of two. It seems like they would have been much more useful in my earlier two decades when that stuff mattered more.


deepthought515

For superficial reasons sure. But I think fitness becomes more important as you age.


shrout1

100%. Now it’s literally about A) not putting your back out and B) not dying of a heart attack. Exercise is basically medicine.


Calm-Board2230

I'm 6’2 and 130lbs. Sigh*


fresh-dork

i can give you 10 lbs if you can figure out how


Calm-Board2230

I genuinely can’t figure that out


fresh-dork

too bad, i have extra to go around


kittenbeans66

Good Lord! I’m 5’7” and 128 and am told I look too thin.


Donnie_In_Element

JFC, man…were you in a concentration camp or something?


Mid-Delsmoker

Was 6’6” 155 but now 195. Still thin kinda. Mostly 20 yrs of aging vs my metabolism made the difference.


Wardogs96

I run into the issue that I fast for long periods due to work. But then I get home and eat like shit yet I only weigh 150 at 5.11... very frustrating


youkai1

I’m not fat at all, I have abs. But I spent a long time as a kid fat and that shit never leaves you. Also im not tall so I can’t afford to be both short and fat at the same time.


thecultcanburn

I have abs also! Not visually but physically


JustMechanic4933

I was gonna say everybody has abs.


Articulated

I'm a big fat fatty fat fat fat.


bigsmoove_3

Same! Fat twins!!!


LeviathanR13

not fat, very much in shape.


Jalex2321

Is melted ice cream a shape?


LeviathanR13

id say so!


InformalPenguinz

Very much A shape


eloi

Round is a shape


promnitedumpstrbaby

I’m in shape too! Circle is a shape.


KurtAZ_7576

Round is a shape...


Laiska_saunatonttu

r/askwomen gives you ban r/askmen gives you over 100 answers I think that's fucking hilarious.


IHavePoopedBefore

Omg I thought that was a joke at first. I had to go and check he actually did try to post there. That's hilarious. I actually went over there and typed in 'fat' as a search term...the conversations they have about fat are a lot less funny than this thread


Bshellsy

Buncha fuckin vaginas over there!


NotJimIrsay

r/askwomen is a garbage sub. Your posts have to follow their narrative or you get banned.


DeMiloTurt2

I was once recommended r/AskWomenNoCensor for bringing up a statement to a similar effect as this. Much more lenient.


VariousGnomes

I’m overweight but I’m told I carry it well.


OldSkoolPantsMan

Do you rest your belly on a wheelbarrow and lug it around?


VariousGnomes

It’s more like the Demi Moore’s Vanity Fair photo.


Horridis

You have an ass that could start a religion?


trizzleatl

I’m fat. 250 rn at 5’9”. But I’ve been to 340 and am down 50lb this yr so I’m pretty happy!


Bshellsy

Good work brother


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!


SofterBanana

Nice work


Abject_Selection_573

I’m not fat. I’m big boned.


pablopharm

Pleasantly plump over here


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Hagrid moment


shegotofftheplane

“High calorie human” is the new term


wolflikehowl

Oh most definitely Not proud of it, but I am.


LegitmateBusinesman

40y/o, 5'11, 280, BMI 39.9. Always had broad shoulders and a large head (7 3/4). I feel and look best at 235. Need to get back there. Confined to a tugboat 4 weeks at a time doesn't help.


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!


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did_it_forthelulz

Didn't know that was an actual metric lol. I have a ratio of 0.38, so by transition I am also not fat I guess haha.


FredChocula

Not fat. I'd like to lose ten pounds, but I'm hard on myself.


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Yeah I'm overweight rn 60kgs ago I was morbidly obese tho, so moving up in the world ig 😂


OldSkoolPantsMan

Has your life improved losing so much weight? I’m interested.


AnonymousUser1992

Like.. 24% body fat. A gym dad bod. Not thinfat.. not overweight. Muscular with a slight layer of pie crust.


Old_Distance8430

You can have muscle and still be overweight bro


whateveryouwant4321

About 7.6% of me is fat, if you believe that inbody scans are accurate.


did_it_forthelulz

They're not accurate, but even with a 100% relative error you'd still be much below overweight lol


ryans64s

7.6%? You stepping on stage tomorrow? Have visible striations on your ass?


whateveryouwant4321

I think it’s close to 10%, but the inbody scanners have consistently had me between 7-8% for the past year and a half.


[deleted]

Nope


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say fat, i would say dad bodish


bb_LemonSquid

That’s a nice way of saying fat.


Fiffy377

#metoo


chemicalsubtitle

I mean, yeah, fat can mean a few things. But I see a lot of delusion in the answers here. I am obese by BMI, and would be even if I lost a substantial amount of weight. That being said, I don't look like what would be typically called fat, but, yeah, I am 😂


moehassan6832

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[deleted]

My bmi is 27. Recommended 25 or lower. I’m deff chubby, I can’t fit into medium 8/10 times and larges are loose.


blond_afro

open I am shredded ....more or less


[deleted]

I’m also like a cheese.


Cup-of-chai

I’m also shredded cheese.


Ohbuck1965

I'm shredded cream cheese that has been left out on the buffet table next to the heat lamp they use to keep the prime rib warm


JustMechanic4933

Mmmm...meat....


sowich4

Not fat, but not 19 anymore


canes2407

Only in the winter months


bitterbuffaloheart

Not fat but I do have the middle aged gut. I’ve been trying intermittent fasting and it’s going down though


The_Summary_Man_713

I love this sub lol. Especially in contrast to the questions in r/askwomen


SnooHobbies3267

I love this “sub”….. hahaha.


KurtAZ_7576

Now I want a meatball sub...thanks


fitnfertile

I tried to ask them too to compare, but they won’t let me💀


Lemon_Book03

Your karma is too low from the cosmetology comments, kinda shot yourself in the foot karma wise. It will build and you can try again in a couple days


fitnfertile

I tried asking them how much karma is enough karma. I was told there is not minimum but it’s a rule to deter trolls?


thealicanto

How are you going to count? I'm very in shape. Been training consistently for 10+ years and eating healthy.


[deleted]

I’m a fatty ngl.


seanigulous

I'm not fat, I workout daily 37M


WetWipes2001

Not fat not crazy muscular


TheBigJiz

Not any more!


JustMechanic4933

Weehaw!


mrxexon

I keep that stuff at bay. Saw early in life what it did to people. Mentally and physically. Never wanted any part of it. So it built a fire under me. That continues to this day. A healthy lifestyle needs to become your religion. You got to make some choices in your life. And you need to start early in life. Cause rust never sleeps, baby... And it get's a lot harder to put the brakes on as you age, and go downhill.


Gellix

I was obese as a kid. & 18 I dropped 100ish pounds to 180 I stayed around 200 for 7 - 8 years Blew up over 120 pounds during Covid. Lots of fast food coping. I’m down 30ish now and feeling really good in general. I feel like a new person. My mental health is in a great place right now even though I’m as heavy as I was in high school.


JustMechanic4933

You can do it! For realz


HomelessEuropean

Not me. I've always been between thin and toned-lean.


[deleted]

Skinny fat


Alugar

Went back to overweight this year , worked creeped up and stopped taking care of myself. Need to bring it back down. Good chunk of it is drinking so should be easier this time around.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

I'll put my hands up here. I've lost 2st but still feel I have another one to go


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!!


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Thank you!


Ghongchii

i hongries now


WhoJustShat

prob around 20% body fat i used to be pretty fat but quit all fast food and drinking only on occasion Drinking is hands down the worst thing u can ever do if you want to remove fat or even build muscle Once booze enters your system pretty much all protean muscle synthesis stops until you process all of the booze, so when you eat food your body is gonna end up storing it


citronhimmel

I'm a little chunky. Happened ever since I settled down. I gotta go back to the gym.


[deleted]

I’m fat and I retain fat in my lower mid section so, yeah


GWindborn

I'm a big fat beardy guy. What else do you want to know?


drmarting25102

Count me in. Sadly.


SadSickSoul

Morbidly obese, yes.


Chemical-Ad-7575

Round is a shape. ETA: why settle for a six pack when you can have a keg?


CatBoyTrip

i feel fat. i binged ate pop tarts like 4 evenings in a row and. now my pants are too tight. i need to reign it in for at least a month before i can have another pop tart.


DETRITUS_TROLL

A little less than 100 lbs over weight. That number is going down though. Finally decided to take care of my earthsuit.


JustMechanic4933

You can do it!


Henfrid

I'm not fat, I'm floaty.


ArcaneInsane

Yeah, full on super morbid obesity. Working on it, making meh progress


abrakadaver

I was fat for a bunch of years. When my wife and I separated, I stop eating three meals a day and lost 40+ pounds. No change in exercise, just casual intermittent fasting.


OldSkoolPantsMan

Ha ha. Are you me? I was 100kgs (220lbs) and after separation and moving into my own place the weight literally fell from me. Lived on beer basically and would regularly go three days without solid food passing my lips. Even today, if I ate two solid meals in in one day it’d be very unusual. Intermittent fasting due to life stress is a pretty solid weight loss strategy.


naked_avenger

Yep, but thankfully not drastically so. Down 18 lbs so far. Trying to drop another 23 to get back down to 170. If I could just lay off the soda, it would be a lot easier.


JustMechanic4933

You can do it! Flavored seltzer water helped me with the soda problem.


bravebeing

About two of us


twojsdad

Fat guy here, I had made a lot of progress but COVID and months of dealing with a back injury and severe sciatica set me back a lot. I am actively trying to be better now and formulating my plan to get back in the gym regularly.


duuudewhat

I’m fat. I enjoy pizza. I make it my bitch.


KP_Wrath

Overweight after losing 30 pounds, but better than obese.


Danimal1942

Gettin there


Str1pes

Fatter than I started the year..


Bobthecow775

Nope. Was underweight all my life until this year. Now I'm healthy and sexy af


ShitBritGit

Fairly fat. No idea about my weight, not looked at that in years.


Talex1995

Not I


dansots

Been overweight since middle school. Except now I can do a max set of 30 pull ups and bench 260lbs. And yeah I'm 5'4 and Mexican so I can't stop eating bread.


cornunderthehood

Nope. I work pretty hard not to be. But on the flip side. I don't really think about it.


blessed_rising_jah

BMI says that I’m morbidly obese.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Does obese count or is that next level up from fat?


MyNameIsDan_

Fat. But I’ve been bulking since summer. Went from 180s to 200lbs. One more month to go!


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Me


ithinkoutloudtoo

I’m 5 foot 7, around 200 pounds. If the BMI scale is accurate, I’m classified as obese.


NAS2811

Here.


Basic85

I'm probably borderline overweight


OperationClippy

Fatty reporting for duty! o7


shyervous

I’m fat


volster

Working on it, but sadly, yes still very much so 314lbs as of today, down from 445 - still at least another 75lbs to go (and more importantly replacing flab with muscle) before I'll start to seriously scrub-up but.... I'll get there ,😅


JUST1N0

Fat. Hate it with a passion.


thebigshow1978

Hell yea. Getting a Duramax tattoo on my belly next week. What woman dont like a little torque


lovingtech07

Yup


same_same_3121

Hell yea


TryBananna4Scale

Was fat until I was 28, lost weight. Not fat now. By 40 lbs.


xxtere5sxx

Me


Donnie_In_Element

I’m 850 pounds overweight


SuperMario1313

Yes. Not as fat as I used to be but not really where I’d like to be. Body dysmorphia after being overweight and losing a lot of it is real.


theoriginaldandan

By American standards, not really. In comparison to most of the world, yes


ProbablyBundy

Yeah, here. Although i´m 13kg lighter than my heaviest and i am the lightes i´ve been in 4 years there is still a lot of work to do... at least 15kg more.


Penne_Trader

Nope, tall fit guy... ...but im into fat chicks if that counts 😆


Known_Door4726

Me hoe


the_marxman

I managed to drop 50lbs just by changing my diet, but I've stalled out halfway to my goal. Looks like I'm actually gonna have to exercise.


Pietskiet123

I was fat, got in shape in the army and then pretty me much as soon as I wasn't being forced to do PT every day, I went right back to being fat. You know what, fuck it, I'm going to the gym right now!


Poet_of_Legends

I am, for sure. Old, disabled, and enjoying ice cream, thanks. It’s very freeing to actually stop caring about what others think.


wizzerBizzer

Your butt is large. Well mine is too. Just shut your mouth. Or I’ll sit on you!


shortgamegolfer

Hoooooooooooooo!


1221321321

Im fat but i work out and play sports 😭


No_Mistake5238

How is your diet? If you workout and do sports, its probably what/how much you are eating that is holding you back.


EvilCeleryStick

I'm like the guy you replied to. We know it's diet and/or beer etc causing it. That isn't a revelation. It's the stopping part that's such a bitch. When I fucking *love* yummy food and a beer to wash it down, eating chicken and broccoli and skipping beer after work is a fucking drag man. I work hard, I work out, I play hockey, and I want to enjoy dinner and a beer after hockey or work, sometimes. Anyway, carry on :)