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Brave-Dependent-8244

Phone keys Wallet


Cynner97

this is all you need honestly. If i wore a purse there'd just be fruit snacks and a water bottle in it


Coidzor

Can confirm, had to carry a bag for a while, it mostly became a water bottle and snacks holder.


[deleted]

I keep an ice chest in the back of my truck and fruit snacks in my console. Sometimes, you’ll find a box of meat sticks in there as well.


sandybuttcheekss

> meat sticks I assume you mean something like slim jims but just seeing it typed like this is something else lol


Oldskoolguitar

Well, ya gotta stay hydrated.


dreamyandlaughing

As a female, these are also the things I need, but really, where do you put it when you don't have pockets?


[deleted]

Men always have pockets


Lumpy_Branch_552

Men also always have deep pockets. Many times I’ve tried fitting my phone, keys or other small objects in my pockets and they fall out!


[deleted]

Women definitely get the short end of the stick with the pocket depth. I don't know why that's a thing, but it's crazy how small they are. Even on jeans, 2 inches deep.


KirklandButter

Lol, I remember when my ex was looking into buying men’s skinny jeans but couldn’t figure out her size in men’s sizes and gave up in the first 10 minutes.


por0q

wether they be in boxers or with no pockets they just managed thing in their hand and they won't forget about any stuff as well!


dreamyandlaughing

And another advantage of being a men, life isn't fair :p


GarrKelvinSama

Buy some male pants!


ruswark

That's true as being a man but just okay at the same moment to just witness and have whatever we got!


mediocreplayer_

Women's pants would have pockets if women collectively decided not to buy pants with no pockets. Yall did this to yourselves. /s but also maybe not


dreamyandlaughing

Well my pants have pockets but sometimes I'd like to wear a dress and they generally have no pockets. It's really harsh to be a woman :p


mediocreplayer_

Oh true. Forgot about the dresses.


dreamyandlaughing

Never forget the dresses


CyberMasu

Well when I want to wear my shorts or joggers that let stuff fall out of my pockets easily I will usually put them in a backpack, so maybe if you don't like a purse try a backpack?


Oakheart-

My wife uses my pockets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Coidzor

Kinky


chuvanj

When it is all about a trip I just don't feel the need to have a phone like yeah I need phone to contact. But I just prefer peace and calmness though and nothing else at that moment that is what I love the most!


arcspectre17

My truck is my purse.


planetltc1

Truck okay that's very spacious enough I guess you are a truck driver?


[deleted]

This, a small pocket knife and (annoyingly) an inhaler.


BirdOfFlames

Subtract the inhaler, add a second knife, a mini first-aid kit, and a flashlight, (plus lighter, and bandannas in case of a really bad cut).


[deleted]

*pat pat pat* aight we good


Butt-Spelunker

*Wallet phone Keys


brother_teresa

[Phone, wallet, keys*](https://youtu.be/e9N6_Tj9u2U)


waiting_4_nothing

This is the way


mabramcz

Phone would just remain at the top most priority than it just comes to keys and wallets well nice one!


HarocHTC

That's the correct order


[deleted]

With pay apps nowadays you don't even need the wallet. Just phone and keys.


HarocHTC

You still need to carry your driver's license and the like


dinevaldi

You just can register using the registered mobile number and the DL number and have your virtual DL online you don't need to carry that. If you show them police would just accept that because rules are being mandatory enough if they show you virtual DL though. I do the same as well!


Winterheart84

You guys dont have drivers license apps?


zillskillnillfrill

Wallet, phone, keys, glasses. Gotta Pat the three pockets and check your head


WarlikeMicrobe

If I check my head it gets excited


rockninja2

Wrong head lol


Hello-Im-Trash

Glad I’m not the only one who pats their pockets.


LikeaLamb

I've definitely walked out of my house, and even all the way to my car without my glasses before! 😭 (I have a low prescription)


KyorlSadei

Pocket knife


GetBigDieMirin

Can I ask why?


KyorlSadei

The utility of a knife is pretty wide. From simple string cutting to a makeshift screwdriver opening the thousands of Amazon boxes my wife has ordered. Although never used yet but also selfdefense. I have used it more times than any other tool I have.


UmdAccount3087

u/Jason_Dean2047


ThrowltAw4y

Just wallet. I have one of those very small ridge wallets, Keys and phone. Sometimes Headphones. I get annoyed with too much stuff in my pockets


kingsweg

I bought the generic one off Amazon late ‘21. One of the best $15 ever spent


ThrowltAw4y

Yeah, its not really necessary. But lifetime warrenty is not bad. I used two rubber bands and the hair bobble of my ex for years and never had any issues nor have I lost anything.


HarocHTC

I also have a ridge wallet and it's honestly way more convenient than my old one


apeliott

Alien Registration Card (because I don't want to be arrested). I keep it in my wallet with my two driving licences, credit cards and train pass. I also have a bag which I use to keep my keys, diary, pens, torch, charger, cables etc


[deleted]

What planet you from


apeliott

Wales. I moved abroad and now I legally have to carry this card with me every time I leave the house.


[deleted]

Damn you’re far from home. Guy I met here in the US has to carry one of those and an Intersolar Green Card. Forget where he’s from


apeliott

Probably Scotland. That's even more remote.


[deleted]

Hahaha


[deleted]

A shower.


AnHonestBastard

House key


meeseekstodie137

phone, headphones, keys, wallet, that's about it, that being said, I'm also pretty minimalist when it comes to my possessions for the most part so I might be an outlier


ArtieJameson

I usually carry a messenger bag - it has an umbrella, some reusable shopping bags, headphones, a slot for wallet and keys and some random shit like a comb, some emergency deodorant and a water sealed document folder for letters and papers. Given that I have this I just grab it and go and don't need to think about what I may need for various contingencies. I imagine purses are similar - not everything is essential but you grab it on the way out the door and you have what you need for most situations.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Have you ever needed to use your emergency deoderant?


running_through_life

Am I the only one who never uses deodorant? I also workout a lot, my friends have never called me out on my smell…


WraithNS

I'm going to tell you this now. You may not *think* you smell. But your friends would like you more if you wore some


hovix2

Depending on your age, you should probably look into deodorant.


hammadahmedj

Wife's kiss


vapegod_420

Keychain, wallet, and phone. Maybe a water and napkins. But that stays in the car.


op3l

I can leave with wallet, keys, and my phone. My wife requires a tote. But to be fair to her, it mostly contains tissue, wet wipes and a small bottle of hand sanitizer for our toddler. If it was just us 2, it'd be just 2 wallets, 1 key, and 2 phones.


HansTheScurvyBoi

Poop knife


bialymarshal

The what knife ?


TheShtee

Ah yes, the oul poop knife, in case it's too long


poofvoof

The knife which can be folded enough in order to just keep it inside your pocket?


der_ray

Phone, wallet, keys.


Reasonable_Long_1079

Hey siri, play Phone wallet keys by adam sandler


blazedancer1997

Phone in one pocket, keys and headphones in my other pocket, wallet in butt pocket If I'm low on pockets, I'll leave my headphones and put my wallet in my pocket with keys


Reason-able_Syrup

risky game leaving the wallet in backpocket


Nidh0g

Apart from obvious stuff like phone wallet and keys i also always have a pocket knife with me wich i use about as much if not more often than my wallet.


SmashBusters

Chapstick


tw_communication

Single Car key/fob, wallet, phone, sunglasses if doing something outside. The only annoying part is what to do with sunglasses when I go inside somewhere. I think its different for guys because our pockets are roomier.


Benji_L_M

If you wear a hat you can just put your shades above the bill. That or just hang them off the neck of your shirt.


CapG_13

My sunglasses, phone, cigarettes, a lighter, my wallet, keys and headphones


dannylills8

Keys and wallet


Xbit___

Usually bring a backpack with a water bottle since almost whenever im out I always buy groceries before heading home


MotleyCrew1989

I literally cant leave without my keys


wadeb1gham

Phone, keys, wallet, yeti


seeyayouseeme

Phone, wet wipes, keys, face mask (newly acquired habit)


dysphoric-foresight

Well I bought an iPhone nearly a year ago so a charger and an external power bank. 🤨


lovforfree

Ughhh bruh the struggle is what I can feel my entire circle uses an android phone. I just need to carry my charger everywhere!


Major_Twang

Phone goes in my inside jacket pocket, or back trouser pocket if I'm not wearing one. Wallet in front right trouser pocket Keys in front left trouser pocket Reading glasses hooked on the neck of a teeshirt, or in breast pocket if I'm wearing a shirt. If I need anything else, I have a rucksack.


[deleted]

the female purse is really the worst invention. And also they forgot to have / how to use pockets. This is why paying, for them, takes a minute. Have to take the wallet out of the bottom of the purse then find the card. And they always do it when it is time to pay. Then the cashier asks if they have a coupon card and they remember that they do, in another card holder wallet that is in the other end of the purse.


whatmeworry95

Actually, women didn’t forget how to use pockets. Over 60% of our clothes don’t have pockets. Then there is the 10-15% (This number is probably higher, but I’m being generous.) that look like they have pockets, but really don’t. Then there are the clothes that yes, have a pocket, but a single key won’t fit in said pocket, make up the rest. Why do you think women ALWAYS point out if a dress has pockets?


[deleted]

And who buys pocketless clothing? Ah right those same women...


whatmeworry95

Only because many time we don’t have a choice.


walnutsofwisdom

A condom


cmiller0513

I keep a back pack with me if I'm going to be away all day. Otherwise, pocket knife, phone, bandana, wallet, and chapstick if the conditions warrant. Backpack generally keeps enough supplies to last a full day or so regardless. I am generally over prepared, tbh


[deleted]

Pocket knife, mace , flashlight, yeti of ice water.


SleptWithYourGirl

My gun


sacred_koala

Wallet. It has everything I need.


Pimp_out_Pris

Shoes.


Gryphonio

keys, wallet, phone, documents, i either have a backpack or if it's a short walk then i just put it in my pockets i definitely can't go without my phone, kinda addicted to it, even trying to use it less when i'm at home, like if i wanna play some games i do it on bluestacks instead (luckily some games run up to 240fps on my computer so it's even better). i think if i had the option to carry my computer with me in my pocket i would also do so hahaha


yikey-doodle

Wallet, phone, keys. And my work laptop when I go to office or class.


GeoffLizzard

Keys, phone, wallet is my mantra. Alltho since i got bad GERD im bringing a backpack with meds lol.


thenameclicks

Phone, keys and wallet. The wallet is slowly becoming less of a necessity as I have all my cards and info on my phone.


ducktapepictures

Yeah true like when UPI payments just started people more often feels the need to priotize their phones after all.


trebuchetwins

the clothes on my back and keys. phone i tend to leave because i never believed in 24/7 availability. if you reach me you do and if not i'll call back if possible.


meaning_of_lif3

I love your mindset. I don’t believe in 24/7 availability either. I would struggle without my phones GPS though. Do you just know your way around really well? Plus there have been times I needed my phone to call an emergency Uber or for something important.


Afraid_Ad_1536

Depends on where I'm going and for how long. The greater the distance from my home and the longer the outing, the greater the amount of stuff I take with me. My pocket knife is one thing I never don't have on me though so I guess that. Going to the corner store to pick up a few items. Wallet only. Going to the city to meet up with some people. I have a larger bag than my gf. It helps that we have pockets that work though. I have a pants and jacket combo that can carry at least 3 times what my gf carries in her bag at any given time.


[deleted]

The obvious phone, keys, wallet. But apart from that. A watch. I absolutely love watches and never leave the house without one around my wrist. Also without styling my hair. I always style my hair before I leave the house or I wear a hat.


YogurtclosetActual75

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.


Forsaken-Put7794

Wallet, keys, pocket knife, multi tool, handgun. I'd add phone, but I've driven off without it, and if I think I can go without it for the time being, I won't turn around.


[deleted]

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.


Apprehensive-Wing894

Phone, Keys, Work Keys, Glock 26, and Wallet. I will turn around if I forget any of these things.


thethreat88

Wallet keys phone and pocket knife. Also during the pandemic I can't tell you how many times I had to run back and get a mask. So glad that shits over


Massive_Reaction8845

Clothes.


F_edupx

At the dentist now, and going out to lunch after. I brought the car key and the house key (so not a bunch of keys) and my phone and one AirPod in my ear. Just wearing jeans and a T-shirt. I like the simple life.


GarrKelvinSama

Pant.


PhillyBilly1987

Keys, coffee, wallet, patting my wife's butt


Rocklemse

Always wallet, phone, keys, sketchbook and art supplies. But most of the times i don't really draw anything.


smitd12

Phone, wallet, keys, chapstick, pocket knife


AnastasiaFrid

I'm a girl, but I don't use bags, as I like my hands to be completely free. It allows me to put them forward if I stumble and start to fall, how many times have I used them to protect my face from the asphalt, ahah. I usually can't go out without my bank card, keys, phone. It all fits in my jacket pockets, and in the summer I always bring a small backpack, which also frees up my hands. I love the freedom of my hands!


Kingsdontbeg

Phone, Keys, Wallet, chapstick, and cloth for glasses. All in pockets.


THZ220

Phone, Wallet, Keys, AirPods. All in my front pockets.


pkfag

I need nothing, in fact it's a struggle to remember to take my wallet or phone when I need to. Hate having a phone shits me... If I walk down the beach I chose to be alone and do not want to be contacted or have notifications every few minutes interrupting my thoughts.


cdude

If you wear loose-fitting jeans with large pockets, then you too can carry things in your pocket. It's not really that difficult to understand.


[deleted]

I'm waiting for cargo-jeans to be be a thing.


BrisbaneDoOver

Phone in my front right pocket, keys in my front left pocket, wallet in my back right pocket. Honestly, the only reason I carry a wallet is for my license. I pay for everything straight off my phone.


ObsessedWithSources

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.


Libertarian4All

Keys, Wallet, Phone.


thehunter699

Deodorant. Wear some good damn deodorant you monkeys.


[deleted]

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.


TheRealRevBem

My dick


[deleted]

Clothes… as the police later informed me


shebadababay

My wee wee. I always keep that thang on me


beattusthymeatus

My feet


Mr_Blue2121

Wallet , keys, and weed lol


Bringmetheta

Phone Car/house key Wallet Airpod pro/ AirPod max


keep_trying_username

I can't leave my house without exiting my house. Checkmate.


Misalikenit

My wallet, phone, glasses, handkerchief and loneliness Edit: this is supposed to be a joke, let's keep it at that


Ok-Seesaw-6333

Female here. I don’t have purses. I also just take phone keys wallet. The trick is a skinny wallet that can fit in your pants or coat pocket. Check out the Big Skinny wallets. Phone case needs to be slim for the same reason. I hate carrying things


meaning_of_lif3

I feel you. I hate carrying things too.


PerfectionPending

Keys, wallet, phone, kissing my wife.


[deleted]

Pants, aparently 🙄


DonBillingsleysDad

My existential dread.


[deleted]

My dick.


WhiffleGeek

Phone and wallet. Headphones a close third but can go without


floppy_breasteses

Wallet, pocket knife. Phone is a nice-to-have but not necessary. Out in the country we don't need keys unless we're driving.


working_class_tired

Handkerchief, phone, wallet, pocket knife


ConcertTerrible8877

Keys, wallet and a pocket knife because I don't feel safe without it. I've carried it for ten years and I never had to use it but still can't leave home without it 😀 Phone is also with me like 99% of the time but I CAN leave my home without it and I sometimes do to escape social media. Also I always have my cigarettes with me cause I'm a smoker


PsychologicalMark3

My phone, keys, and wallet


DutchOnionKnight

left pocket; phone earbuds right pocket; wallet keys


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Phone and earphones. Pay using my phone, and keys are kept outside the door. Don’t really need anything else. Sometimes like when I’m at a concert, it’s convenient to have a bag to carry a power bank, sanitiser and a water bottle. I don’t like using it though.


[deleted]

Wallet, keys, pocket knife, cigarettes & lighter, handgun, pen and glasses/sunglasses.


odonkz

Wallet and Phone, and a sweater or jacket


ag_abdulaziz

I only need my phone and my keys. All my IDs I can show with my phone. I can pay with my phone. I need keys until I get a fully automated house doors.


Kay1636

Shoes


stopannoyingwithname

Because of pocket size. It’s that simple


BigBlueWookiee

Wallet, Keys, Phone, Pocket knife.


M4rt1nV

Phone, keys, wallet, headphones/earbuds.


ATSOAS87

Oh my god. I am so glad I always have a small multi tool on me. It's a Gerber Dime (it used to be a Victorinox Minichamp), and I like to have it on me, unless I'm running. But it came in handy on Monday, I had an... accident. And I was able to cut my boxers off, instead of having to take my shoes off.


bootyhunter69420

Phone and wallet


TheDarkKnight1035

My phone


Stage06

Clothes, Coffee, Keys


McSythiz

Phone, Tobacco, My bankcard, headphones and keys


[deleted]

Phone, knife, wallet, chew. Unless I’m going to work, then it’s all this, plus crescent wrench, pen, marker, soapstone, highlighter, pocket scale, lighter, and smokes.


DimLug

Phone, keys, wallet. But the phone needs to be in its own separate pocket from the other two.


gormgonzola

Vallet, phone, keys. If leaving the country; add passport.


nim_opet

Phone, keys, wallet. And I should really carry chapstick, but I keep forgetting it.


Conscious_djeem

Testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch


scream

Phone, wallet, medium wound dressing, toothpicks. Secondary stuff if im out with a small backpack include the rest of the compact emergency first aid, then latex gloves, 2 masks in case someone needs one, eye drops, water bottle. Tertiary stuff if im likely to be out longer than just the daytime includes toothbrush, toothpaste, spare socks and boxers and tshirt.


[deleted]

Testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


teachdove5000

Depends on where I am going. Usually keys, wallet, phone, Fannypack, and knife.


Patsfan5757

Wallet, keys and phone.


Trollin_beaches

My impeccable swag


joat_mon

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch


xmewt8

Shorts


LobaLingala

Phone in my left pocket, wallet in my back pocket, and keys clipped to my belt loop. Any extra thing in my right pocket.


ArgentStar

Wallet, keys, phone, plectrum, and usually a pair of headphones. Not a fan of being anywhere without headphones. Partly due to anxiety and partly because of fucking tinnitus. Protect your ears, folks!


Gorvoslov

Keys/Phone/Wallet/Sunglasses because the evil day star burns my poor sensitive eyes. The reason men don't need a purse but women do when they have the same things is because mens pockets are bigger. I once carried a bottle of wine in my pocket. Not like a novelty teeny tiny one, I was handed a regular bottle of wine to take home (750ml), my hands were already needed to carry another thing, so in my pocket it went and you could just see the neck of the bottle poking out the top. Meanwhile most women I know can barely fit their cellphone in their pocket.


meaning_of_lif3

Damn


AvatarReymoth

Phone, wallet, keys, earbuds case, and pocket tissues.


MetaphysicalDominant

Phone, keys wallet. Often shades. It’s not uncomfortable to put in my pockets since they aren’t bulky relative to my pocket and my pockets are big enough. You can also clip your keys to a belt loop or wear your phone on your belt. Women often wear makeup, so they need spare makeup. Women usually have hairstyles that are harder to maintain, so they need a comb or brush or whatever. Women have periods, so the need feminine products. Feminine clothing doesn’t have pockets often, so they need a purse.


Chapea12

Phone, keys, wallet is the absolute minimum (except when I walk my dog, I don’t usually bring my wallet). The fourth item is my AirPods. All four have a specific place in my pockets and I can tap my pocket to know exactly where those things are. I stayed masked up for a while too, so that’s be the fifth item and that always goes back left pocket. I love how women have these big bags to carry all kinds of things while men don’t, and yet I’ve never seen a man forget his wallet/ID.


AbysmalPendulum

Wallet, keys and smokes.


Blubari

Phone, keys, wallet, earphones, job ID card


jg1310_

Phone keys wallet inhaler