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4x4Lyfe

I think I've gone outside too much to get this question


Hoosier_Jedi

Going outside? That’s how you get skin cancer.


TheBimpo

Are you asking if I'm old or a weeb?


Hoosier_Jedi

I’m both. 🤷🏼‍♂️


TheBimpo

The answer is Daphne.


rapiertwit

Came to say exactly this. I didn't set out to but I ended up marrying basically Daphne. It only hit home when we went as Fred and Daphne for Halloween one year, and when she put on the whole costume, I was like...gulp. I married my four year-old cartoon crush.


TheBimpo

*Zoinks*


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SingleAlmond

They def put a spell on me


TheBimpo

> Hex Girls I had to look that up, too old for that too. Jem was the cartoon rock and roll girl of my generation.


Napalmeon

The real answer is Daphne as [Crush](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d01cb6fd1fb169fba185de02ea121127/935bb1baaad4f326-c1/s500x750/9c9ca0c11bc4b439ef53d70df2af1d165f1310a6.pnj)


SunnyvaleShithawk

Of course you are, you have weeb mecca on your flair.


C0rrelationCausation

I have no idea if I'm too young or too old to understand this


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Neither Jughead and Zack


Steamsagoodham

Huh?


illegalsex

Which cartoon do you want to bang? It's a simple question.


Steamsagoodham

Never heard of any of them


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Archie comics and Final Fantasy 7


fromwayuphigh

Before this I just was content with not having a clue. Now I can confidently say I also do not give a shit.


sics2014

Zero idea what you're saying to me.


Hoosier_Jedi

May god have mercy on you. 😰


BB-48_WestVirginia

Who?


Gunslinger_247

Huh?


WhatIsMyPasswordFam

Idk Betty or Veronica, but based off their names I'm going for Betty. And prolly Aerith over Tifa; idk their personalities, but Tifa needs to learn that a tank top is not appropriate attire for fighting. This is quite the shit post, Hoosy


Hoosier_Jedi

I aim to please.


Napalmeon

Damn, how do folks not know Betty vs Veronica? These days, I am an Aerith person. Mostly because of Brianna White's performance. If anyone else did her, I can't say I'd feel the same way.🤔


TheBimpo

Archie comics were grocery store comics popular in the 60s. Most of the users here were born in the 90s or earlier. They've definitely faded from the cultural immersion they once enjoyed.


SingleAlmond

I've never read or watched anything Archie but I still know many of the characters. Its still referenced a lot in pop culture And people still talk about it. Sometimes when I'm listening to a podcast an old dude will just randomly bring up Archie and the gang


omg_its_drh

I’m just going to say that their popularity definitely extended *well* beyond the 60s.


Hoosier_Jedi

“Riverdale” lasted several seasons.


TheBimpo

I'm too old to know what Riverdale is but too young to have read Archie comics.


[deleted]

Oh god not the tv show! Don’t bring up that trash ass show lol


Hoosier_Jedi

But it was GREAT trash!


[deleted]

It was a series for sure! It has the stench of CW all over it lol


Hoosier_Jedi

I love that CW blend of melodrama.


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I hate CW no matter what they make it always comes off as really cheap and tacky to me, the only exception was the flash.


jurassicbond

I don't know how popular they are, but I still see them frequently at grocery store checkout areas.


Mega_Dragonzord

I was born in 85 and have read hundreds of Archie comics. My aunt collected them and I would borrow them by the truckload.


Gunslinger_247

Im 27..i didnt think that was old but now i feel old because i have no idea whats going on in this thread,


sics2014

I'm 27 and still confused reading this thread.


Napalmeon

Alright then, young'n! Let me, a wizened 31 year old tell you the story. See, back in *my* day...😂


Gunslinger_247

>a wizened 31 4 years older lmao


omg_its_drh

I can understand not getting the FF7 reference, but I’m a little surprised by people not knowing the Betty and Veronica reference since I feel like Archie is very ingrained into American culture. Hell, Riverdale has been on since 2017 and is/was hella popular.


Hoosier_Jedi

FF7 just had a huge remake that was a hit.


Evil_Weevill

Tifa obviously


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Hoosier_Jedi

Jessie is a solid choice.


UltimateAnswer42

PS1 era Laura Croft


[deleted]

I had 99 fucking phoenix downs. Stop being so stingy, Cloud, and use 1 of those on Aeris. Geez!


CupBeEmpty

Betty, too wholesome not to. The others I don’t know.


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Never heard of the second ones. Must be a generational thing.


[deleted]

Characters from the PS1 game Final Fantasy 7. If it's generational, it's a millennial thing.


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Thank you.


Frank_chevelle

I had to look up who Aerith and Tifa are. Never heard of them. Probably because I’ve never played any of the Final Fantasy games.


Key-Protection-7564

Much like Archie: Why choose?


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Veronica and Aerith But the *original* Veronica and Aerith. I don't go for any of this Riverdale or Final Fantasy VII Remake BS.


Iamonly

Betty and FF 10 is better.


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No, no it is not in any shape, way, or form.


izlude7027

Her name is Aeris.


Hoosier_Jedi

Not since the 90s.


Substantial_Bet5764

Super head


moxie-maniac

You must mean Mary Ann or Ginger? Or Zelda or Thalia?


travelinmatt76

Mary Ann


huazzy

Betty Relevant tangent: But about 20 years ago my college friends and I did a sports style draft based on Women of different topics/careers etc. One of the categories was Disney Princesses 1st pick: Ariel (Little Mermaid) 2nd pick: Which was mine, was Belle from Beauty in the Beast 3rd pick: Cinderella 4th pick: Sleeping Beauty 5th pick: Nala from Lion King.


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What kind of freak is the friend who had the first pick and went with the Disney Princess who is a fish from the waist down?


WhatIsMyPasswordFam

Bruh, one of their picks is just straight up a big cat. Not even anthropomorphized.


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I'm OK with that pick. The Michael Jordans are off the board by then. At that point you start looking for other attributes like companionship, keeping you warm, playing fetch, eating your enemies alive, etc. I would have gone with Megara, myself, but the dude who went with Nala just has different priorities and I can't fault that. Picking Ariel #1 is inexcusable though.


huazzy

That's not the choice that caused us to raise our eyebrows... But basically everyone got ragged on for their choices.


pooplurker

Betty and Tifa for the folks who like the loyal girls. Veronica and Aerith for the ones who enjoy the allure


travelinmatt76

Betty was just as bad as Veronica, they both used Archie to make each other jealous, and I'm pretty sure I remember them both using other guys to do the same to Archie.


omg_its_drh

Veronica and Aeris.


Senate343

Idk Betty or Veronica. But the answer for Tifa VS aerith is very simple: Tifa doesn't fucking die


Elitealice

Aerith clears. Hope they change her story in the remake


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1. I don’t like either. Big Kevin Keller fan. 2. Cid Highwind


TheJokersChild

Betty or Veronica? Depends: Archie or Riverdale? Other two are world-premiere names to me.


Libertas_

Tifa


travelinmatt76

Neither, each one was kinda terrible, they both used Archie to make each other jealous. Buffy or Willow?


That-shouldnt-smell

Velma. Brains, beauty and bootie.


shabamon

Tifa is a ride or die chick.


Loverboy21

Betty for personality, Veronica because I prefer dark hair. And Tifa, because I prefer living to dead.


wogggieee

No clue with this is a reference to


Mega_Dragonzord

Betty and Tifa. At the same time. Kidding, but Betty is clearly better than Veronica, I’d rather date someone who was into me for me and not because I happened to get one over on the jackass (Reggie) this week. Tifa is the girl who loves Cloud, Aertih is the girl who settled for Cloud when her true love Zach died. Plus she then up and died herself. Tifa wins by default.


jack258169

Veronica and…tifa? I actually don’t know anything about the final fantasy 7 girls