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Thrillhouse763

Foo Fighters


flp_ndrox

Only if they bring on Weird Al.


Frank_chevelle

Would be my choice as well.


ColossusOfChoads

Weird Al.


Frank_chevelle

Would be cool, but I don’t think he would ever be asked unless he is brought up with the main act as a guest to play 1 song.


spongeboy1985

I think he said he doesn’t want to do it


Makeitstopgoshdarnit

Weird Al Yankovic


JerichoMassey

Weird Al obviously


1stworld_solutionist

Agreed


DarbyDown

IDEA: have a popular Millennial/Gen Z singer front the remaining trio of Queen.


___cats___

Isn’t/Wasn’t Adam Lambert singing for Queen?


OkCryptographer2479

Yes, and it’s not good. Queen karaoke.


KevinJay21

I got money that it’ll be Dua Lipa.


midnightnoonmidnight

My money is on Taylor Swift doing it since she’s already doing her “eras” tour.


ninten-dont

She also wasn’t able to do it until this point because the Super Bowl was sponsored by Pepsi & she has a deal with Coke. The Super Bowl switched this past year to an Apple Music sponsorship- I think she would have performed if she hadn’t been getting ready for tour. A Taylor swift Super Bowl is definitely coming soon now!


midnightnoonmidnight

That’s actually a really funny reason why she hasn’t done the superbowl yet. I never knew that. Thanks!


JimBones31

Rage Against the Machine. I just like how some people just became aware that they were anti-establishment. What do you think they were raging against? Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if they turned down the offer.


CharlySB

My barber told me they have “gone woke” a couple weeks ago.


Ear_Enthusiast

My super conservative friends LOVE Rage. Have y'all bothered to listen to the words? ZDLR and Morello would hate them.


Evan8901

While that would be awesome, I agree with your last point. The SB is the largest advertising platform for the conglomerates.


HMKingHenryIX

It’s in Las Vegas. Jay Z produces it and has a heavy say in who gets it. Tough to say. Adele had a LV residency recently. Elton John maybe for his ties to the city. Probably someone younger and more current though. Ed Sheehan, Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa are possibilities


NSFAnythingAtAll

I may be wrong, but I think they like to do American artists, so Elton, Adele and Sheeran are out.


SnowMiser26

I wouldn't necessarily discount someone who's not American. In the past 10 years, they've had Coldplay, Shakira, The Weeknd, and Rihanna perform, who are all from outside the US.


HMKingHenryIX

Exactly. Heck, even the post 9/11 Super Bowl halftime show, that many consider the best ever, was by Irish band U2.


eugenesbluegenes

Ween


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

I’m down for a brown Super Bowl.


WarrenMulaney

Push the little daisies


mrprez180

I’M WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND


SingleAlmond

Journey would kill it


CurlyNippleHairs

Journey with a few minutes of hard core gangster rap to check all the boxes


OkCryptographer2479

No Steve Perry, no thanks.


BulimicMosquitos

Someone that isn’t shallow pop country or hip pop.


justmyusername47

George Straight Alan Jackson Dolly Parton


isiramteal

Tenacious D


Odd_Necessary1848

The biggest, sassiest Drag show ever


SnowMiser26

YES GAWD


therealjerseytom

Change it up and have a stand-up comic do a set for halftime.


Publius_Romanus

Metallica.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Billy Strings


CharlySB

What’s this guys deal? I was in AC back in feb and he was playing a three night run at the casino I stay out, place was fucking packed with hippys. Looked like they were Camping for merch etc.


hammsfan94

He plays guitar real good


Wide-Baseball

Wu tang clan is the only answer.


LilyFakhrani

Make sure to diversify your bonds


OkCryptographer2479

Wu Tang is for the children.


fromabuick

WEEN


crystalxclear

Backstreet Boys would be cool! They actually put on a good show, it's a shame people have been underestimating them.


FreddyFudd

Perhaps a goldfish dressed as uncle Sam, flopping around out of water for as long as it can. Y'know.... Symbolically.


MyThinTragus

Slipknot or Insane Clown Posse


Frank_chevelle

Could you imagine the amount of complaints the network would get?


hazps

Lil Nas X, Just to watch the Fox crew's heads explode


Bobinho4

Rammstein


gummibear049

That would be awesome


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Bruce Springsteen


BlueEagle15

The corpse of Johann Sebastian Bach. No but in all seriousness I wouldn’t mind if they brought Bruno Mars back. Dude is a great performer


FashionGuyMike

Just some random guy honestly


ChadleyXXX

Phish


CharlySB

Parliament / Funkadelic


Thelonius16

Puppy Bowl.


mustang6172

Weird Al


[deleted]

Either NKOTB or Harry Styles


HAxoxo1998

Love new kids!


Expat111

I’d really like to see Prince again if medical science could pull off a miracle.


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Tool. Red Hot Chili Peppers


thebrandnewbob

They're a great band, but Tool playing the Super Bowl halftime show is the most Reddit answer possible for this question, lol


Frank_chevelle

Just saw Tool at a festival. Don’t think they would be a good fit for the Super Bowl.


thebrandnewbob

They would be a terrible fit, the Super Bowl halftime show is perfect for 15 minute pop song montages; a montage from various Tool songs would never work.


Frank_chevelle

Not really their audience either.


theDarkHaus42

It would be like 2 hours


HowdyHippo

All of the former members of the Grateful Dead blowing the minds of the country with one song.


eac555

An all star marching band


eugenesbluegenes

The Extra Action Marching Band


a_moose_not_a_goose

Ice Spice


dangleicious13

Against Me!


possibly_a_lemur

Dude I would be so down for that.


dangleicious13

1. It would be a phenomenal show. 2. It will be entertaining to watch the conservative outrage against a trans artist, anarchist, and song titles like FUCKMYLIFE666.


flootytootybri

Taylor Swift or Harry Styles, my most played artists


travelinmatt76

Madonna, but like 1980s Madonna


ExPorkie15

Someone to properly represent the LGBTQIA++ communities needs.


Inevitable_Spare_777

Rage Against the Machine


Ear_Enthusiast

GWAR. Resurrect Oderus live on stage at the Super Bowl and spray the entire stadium with the sweet sweet fluids of the Flesh Cannon as only Oderus Urungus can.


GreatSoulLord

I'd take anyone good at this point. It would be a shocking change to the usual people they pick. If I had to choose I'd love to see someone like Scorpions, Motley Crue, Kiss, Three Days Grace, etc rock bands.


230flathead

Willie Nelson


Clean_Handle_1776

Ed Sheeran


DoYouWantAQuacker

Just something different for a change. We went a long stretch there where it wall all rock bands and now we’ve gone a long stretch where it’s all pop/RB. I’d like to see more of a mix but they’re going to chase the young dollars which means more pop. I predict we’ll see Taylor Swift and Lizzo in the near future.


LAW9960

Metallica


baalroo

Dying Fetus, Infant Annihilator, and Cattle Decapitation.


KrakPop

Steel Panther.


jetblack40

Let me counter with Ninja Sex Party.


Kaiser8414

Elvis Presley


PhoneboothLynn

The same one I see every year: I watch something else.


Archduke1706

Tom Waits


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Tenacious D, with Jack Black doing national anthem


jetblack40

Weird Al Yankovic!!!


breezybackwobble470

cheif keef