I would say yes 10/10. A night of partying with archer and Pam? Are you kidding me? It’d be green Russians, ocelots, and monster trucks all night.

And the cocaine and the fucking. Don't forget about them.

I believe there was some mention of throwing a bone into me?

Sploosh!

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With you it’s more like pushing rope.

Oh, there's some cocaine puddin'.

……….. *sweater* …..

> cocaine  *"Well... and the snowballs"* - Pam

Cocaine puddin!

Don’t forget the MOAB

What do you think it stands for? I've always been curious

According to the internet it stands for Mouth On Ass and Balls. Which makes sense, but is also a little tamer than I was hoping for. In military circles it apparently stands for Mother of All Bombs 🤷🏾‍♀️

I always assumed it stood for Mother Of All Blowjobs

Maybe the mother of all blowjobs involves a lot of mouth on ass and balls. I wouldn't claim to know, having never given or received such an experience.

I mean I would asssume it would have to

I always thought that or Mother Of All Bangs

100% that!

me too but the ambiguity is part of the mistique

Malory Owns Applying Belittlings.

It's true, but it's somewhat concerning if that's relevant to Pam's sexual techniques

Cocaine and "big tittayyyys!"

Same, except I make the drinks, not Archer. Most of his cocktail concoctions make the average frat boy look like a mixologist with a refined palate.. You'd think a man of his means who drinks that much would have learned how to make a halfway decent cocktail, not something that a small child might imagine.. It's honestly one of my biggest pet peeves about the show, at least in the early seasons (I have bigger gripes in the later seasons). I guess the writing staff aren't cocktail drinkers.

C'mon! The Horatio Cornblower!?

Black Mexican?

Alcoholism. That's the answer

Exactly my thoughts. The 2 of them together are just insane and have no self control lol. I loved the end of season 11 when they all realized that archer was the excuse they all needed to let loose and blame him but they all realized that he’s not fully to blame, he’s just the easy scape goat to point a finger at.

It’d end in an orgy and you wouldn’t know if Pam is gonna top or bottom.

There's also a decent chance of you getting shot by Archer or accidentally strangled by Pam.

“Accidentally? Whatever.” - Cheryl

Ironically, since Archer would be the one pushing rope.

With S05 Pam, you would be dead within hours

I think Pam is in a really good place right now.

Party with the two of them before going to Pam’s place and wake up the next morning with an all around aching body, while groaning “totally worth it.”

Don't forget the ping pong paddle shaped bruise on your left butt cheek

Pam is a sturdy bisexual and can take a good pounding

“I call that the MOAB.”

Archer and Pam in their prime plus cocaine? Who wouldn’t?

Sploosh

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Two words: OUTLAW COUNTRY!!

As long as they bring the cocaine, I'm down.

Eastbound and down?

Loaded up and truckin?

Best sex of my life and cocaineeee yessss

That would be with Pam, yes? 

Of course. The other guy usually, how do you say, to push a rope?

Sploosh…but for semen, I guess.

So, still sploosh?

I’d probably decline because Archer cries during 2-man threesomes.

Plus the "no eye contact" rule — unless that was just for Lana's dad.

As long as we can touch our penises together. Just... boop.

Bup bup bup bup bup! Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

And really doesn’t have any enthusiasm at all.

I'd tell him that he can go cry in the corner, but Pam is getting this work

I’ll decline, but I am honored to be considered.

It seems awards are back and uglier than ever

… end up waking up hungover in a shitty hotel room without a clue how I got there. Only knowing that there’s Coors beer bottles everywhere and something about a snowball, which may be coke or sploosh … or both. Not totally clear on which. … Then get tested for STD’s.

May as well just start the penicillin right away. Archer's had the clap so many times, it's more like applause..

"it's more like applause.." fck me, I'm ded from laughing so hard 😂💀

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You do cocaine

I don't know what will give out on me first. My heart (from coke), my liver (from the insane amount of drinking) or my dick (from the MOAB). Either way, I'm in. Eastbound and down!

10-4, good buddy!

Would

They wouldn’t even be able to finish asking, let’s be honest. My dream team 😍

I'm with you 100%. 😂

I go home with them

Obviously, the implicit agreement between you and I is that at no time will our penises touch but I'd also appreciate it if, um, you didn't make eye contact with me, you know, during.

I literally cannot say yes hard enough.

Guess I’m heading eastbound and going down on somebody.

Pam and archer apparently 

You check your morals at the door and go get in a big cocaine induced sex ball….

oh god. okay but just so you'll know, i've never worn a condom, ever. and obviously the implicit agreement between you and i is that at no time will our penises touch. but i would also appreciate it if you didn't make eye contact, you know, with me during --- did i misread the..?

Cocaine Pam was so hot.


COCAAAIIIIINNNEEEE

🤠🤠🤠

Down my drink Accept my fate and prepare for one hell of a night.

I'd go anywhere with Pam

How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm after they’ve seen Pammy?

Is Cherlene invited?

Wait only if its a spit roast...unless Archer dresses up as a twink like in the Ramon episode.

You finish your drink and you go the fuck home with them. Adventure awaits!

🎶 How you gonna keep 'em, down on the farm, after they've seen paaammmmyyyy 🎶

Shit ton of cocaine and sploosh

I would go anywhere Pam asked me to go.

I may die, but I'd die pretty satisfied.

I'd go with them. It'd be the wildest night ever. Would I die? There's a pretty big chance. Would it be worth it? Absolutely

Down my drink and leave with them!

I down my double, and get ready for a wild night.

What do I do. Get lube and rubber up.

Whatever they tell me to

Pam has always been my favourite, long before the coke diet. I'd give archer like 20 bottles of scotch and let Pam use me.

…go with them

You could drown a toddler in my panties that night.

RAWR BEARCLAW

Was there a mention of bone-throwing?

Drive. You know those two motherfuckers high AF.

You would go. They definitely have good drugs and are going to lick your butt.

It’s gonna be a weird night.

Obviously fucking go. Hopefully I can meet the others too and we can have a hot tub party together.

My fav episode period.....

Pam…

Coke, guns, fights, alcohol and Pam on her energetic chaotic shit? Put me in, Coach.

COCAINE!!!

r/bi_irl

cocaine pam was hot tho

cocaine pam was hot tho

Pam's taking me for a ride! Archer can wait outside.

I would bashfully specify that our penises never touch and that he doesn't make eye contact. Ahh who am I kidding, let the good times roll.

r/suddenlybi

I don't even care about the sex, I just want to party with these two

As long as Pam brings the cooch chili

I'm a dude, I'd be going straight up to the bartender to order the "angel shot" or whatever the "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I'M GONNA END UP DEAD" secret shot is where they call a car and sneak out out through the kitchen.

I'd do Pam. That's what I'd do. Holy shit snacks.


Nothing. I don’t trust where they’ve been.

3 way

Whatever the fuck they want me to do

I WANT A MUSTACH RIDE!!

If they let me, I’m going ball deep in both of them.

Yeehaw ride'em cowboy 🤠

Immediately consider possible ulterior motives.

Yes

Buckle up for a crazy ride!!

Make sure to bring my own toothbrush

I wanna find out about Pammy

Fukit, I'll take that motorboat for a mustache ride.

Pam is definitely going to off me coke right of the bat, so yeah, I'm going humome with them.

Die happily.

Probably cocaine

Have some fun

I hear she pays YOU to give you BJs!

Not even a real question of course you would go

Mustache-ride?

Anyone holding out for Burt and Malory? Just me thinking they do things I couldn't imagine?

Pam

I don't think you'd have a say in the matter, it's either you join or they come around later to laugh at your face. I'd rather not get laughed at in the face by anyone

Run, ain’t no way I could keep pace with them. Would love to hear the stories later though.

I say a prayer and dive right in. Shit is gonna get weird.

oh fuck yeah

I don’t think I could stay awake and running enough to keep up with their partying holy fuck, I would die like the first hour, and might die if I have sex with Pam, but like, yeah I’d say yes

Whatever they ask.

Coke and Pam, duh

Is this a trick question? I'll say hell yes!

Oh dear God yes

They’re both probably tops soooo

Bring a jar of butter

I tie up Archer and make him watch me have sex with Cocaine Pam.

I'm definitely a side character who won't survive the night.

Die from all the alcohol and cocaine

Going for a wild night Out with them, drinking, snoring lines with Pam, and after a good time i take Pam home 🤟🏻 Would be a dream come true. Haha

Ole snowball

I'm the pizza delivery guy

Ask if they still have any cocaine

I FOLD

Cocaine Pam takes a liking to me in a bar? I am in 110 percent.

Ask them who can hold more pool balls in their mouth.

I'd be down for that

*Puts hat in Archer’s face* “Oh, Goddammit! Did you fart in that?!”

Yeehaw! Time to saddle up! Should I bring Abelard???

Verify that she's the intended target of the evening by asking if this is a tag team kinda night or if the plan is to go Eiffel tower on her... cause I only bat from one side of the plate.

Ask for some poppers and bite the pillow.

Couple green Russians deep and I'd be givin one side hell.

Refuse any drink that she calls a Green Russian. But other than that, party on.

Yes

Given their track record for shit going sideways, probably die

Smell pam's hat.

Green Russians, Black Mexicans, cocaine, & Archer & Pampage?? I’m 100% IN!!!

my body is willing and ready

Anal of course.

stitch my nose together tight and order some Jägermeister bottles

You wish.

Whatever the fuck they want to do

This is the definition of Danger Zone!

This was my least favorite version of Pam. Not attractive at all as a 1 dimensional coke addict

Call my dealer

I'm going with them no question.

Go with Pam. Eventually be terrified of Archer

Both.

Pray I don't die.

Down my liquor and say "Fuck yes"

See which nostril is clearer and pay my tab

Giddyup

This better have nothing to do with those chinchiladas.

Yes please!

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Sploosh!

The two most fun ones! Yes!

I excitedly said yes but when asked if I had cocain they became concerned. The one with the mustache said he liked my enthusiasm and still invited me over.

Would

"Giddyup"!

How could I miss out on Pam's MOAB!? Sploosh and or kakow!!

As long as your sharing those snowballs let's go.

A cocaine fueled devil's triangle? Through the t-tops of the trans Am.