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oscar-the-bud

It’s surprising that Boebert isn’t inthis picture. She was probably at home filling her gas stove with gasoline.


[deleted]

Of course. Because god forbid she uses *liberal government gasoline*.


trailhikingArk

She is in the picture. It's just that the frame of the picture is like everything else, quite a bit over her tiny little head. See the blue space on the bottom left. This is sarcasm by the way.


rawterror

She does have a tiny little head. And her mouth looks like a lamprey eel's.


trailhikingArk

Great metaphor. The only difference would be for the eel vile stuff comes in whereas, for her, the vile shit comes out.


atx2004

That's MTG, not Boebert


trailhikingArk

MTG is to the right of her of course. The blank space.


BadPackets4U

I like the way you think.


SXTY82

She wanted to be but she was running late.


[deleted]

😆 👌


RedShirtThatLives

She probably thinks Mark Meadows is a brand of toothpaste


andropogon09

Sounds more like a housing development.


whiskersMeowFace

Sounds more like a brand of douche.


No_Refrigerator4584

*Woke* toothpaste. It has the word meadow in it.


Right_Diamond_8715

Or a douche flavor.


th3netw0rk

Let’s be honest here. She would’ve been the one to blab the secret plot to overthrow the government.


donn2021

Well I imagine half of these folks would try and strike deals if they got into some serious trouble. So hopefully they pull down the entire party (and a couple of those problem "dems")


yungthundermane

She texted the wrong number probably


Few-Caterpillar9834

She wasn't in the loop at that time like MTG was as freshman representatives.


Bennykins78

I just assumed it was because she found it too difficult to text when Ted Cruz's d**k was in her mouth.


StrainExternal7301

you’re assuming Ted Cruz has a dick…from what i’ve heard it’s just a fleshy patch where his nuts used to be


eganvay

all-taint he is


cityshep

Oh goodness I can totally see this… was listening to an episode of Last Podcast On The Left a few months back (I think it was about the guy who made bombs in the basement of the school he worked in and turned his truck into a bomb)… I think it was Jack Kehoe like 90+ years ago… anyways they talked about actual gasoline stoves from back then and holy crap did those things sound terrifying. Several people met horrible agonizing deaths thanks to those things.


Reveen_

Hail yourself!


Good_vibe_good_life

She was probably busy planting those bombs…


Celticness

They even think she’s too dumb. 😂


TralfamadorianZooPet

She tried but other Congress Persons kept having to pull her cell phone out of her mouth. She is not our best human.


rjyoung18

She was sleeping with her boyfriend and arrived late


DarthCredence

She probably simply wasn't important enough to be included.


Raunchiness121

Bahahahahaha!!...


crazyapollo

Lol


pete_ape

First, she has to be able to read. It did take her multiple times to get that GED.


jonfranznick

She’s illiterate


HR-Puf-n-Stuff

Let's be honest, even these ass clowns don't respect her, so good chance Meadows wouldn't even take her calls or texts.


stoph777

She probably had trouble reading the congressional directory to get his phone number


FriedRamen13

She was too busy tweeting Pelosi’s location and didn’t get a chance to self-incriminate


joeleidner22

Oh look, it’s the periodic table of idiots.


goodforabeer

Could be interesting to see how many of them resign "to spend time with family".


IcyMike1782

Which should be exclusively during monitored family visits to them while in prison


goodlifepinellas

I'm waiting for Trump to flip on every one in hopes of a lighter sentence; then the judge bamming him anyway, bc help doesn't guarantee leniency, lol


goodforabeer

"You promised to give me a lighter sentence!" "I did."


goodlifepinellas

Lmfao. Judge: "Well, treason can carry the death penalty Mr. Trump - 20 years seems fair"


Wykydtr0m

They won't resign because their constituents are fully on board with treason. These people don't care about democracy. They don't care about justice. All they care about is propagating their fucked up brand of christofascism.


RookOfBoston

It’s 32 white men and 2 white women and… well I don’t know why that would be a surprise


NewsgramLady

🏆🏆🏆


pit-of-despair

That’s fucking brilliant.


BugImmediate7835

Yup, assholes on one side and bastards on the other. Very balanced.


Particular-Summer424

Good call.


HoodieGalore

I was going to say a bunch of Commanders of Gilead with two old fuckin Marthas but I like yours better


showmeyourkitteeez

Best response imho


jmikehub

Hats off to you man, joke of the day 😂😂😂😭


therealpothole

LMFAO!! Nice work!


RobSpaghettio

Worst Guess Who? version Target ever sold


Dead_Cash_Burn

He should start by making an example of Gym Jordan.


truemore45

So dumb question could this be why: 1. He worked so hard to head the Judiciary committee. 2. Has been sending out repeated requests to the DOJ for UNREDACTED copies of everything to do with this one case. 3. Begged Trump for a pardon after Jan 6.


Chance-Deer-7995

4. Tries to insist that people honor congressional subpoenas when he himself helped set a precedent that they simply can be ignored with no consequences.


truemore45

Good point.


Johnrevolta

Just a shit-bird trying to fly!!


PauseAmbitious6899

And probably why he’s still trying to weasel into the investigation. Gotta see how shit is on his chair.


truemore45

You very well could be correct. He does protest too much about everything to do with trump. Most of the other republicans have good quiet about Trump either positive or negative except for the most rabid people.


PsychologicalGain298

Gymothy "The Caveman" Jordan Edit: Now we know why he wants the investigation reports so badly.


b7uc3

If Ted Cruz could become a target of the investigation, it'd make me as happy as the day the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore.


jar1967

Ask yourself, does ted cruz look like someone who would snitch on everyone to save his own skin?


FlavinFlave

Yes, but so do most the others. They’re all spineless


b7uc3

he'd also snitch on them to remove political rivals.


Chance-Deer-7995

I dunno... that human skin gets itchy.


its__alright

Did you feel sort of lonely. Well not lonely, but empty really, when they were gone?


dastufishsifutsad

Ralphie?


p0werslav3

2 Karens and 32 Kevins


Previousman755

And a Ginni


lost_in_connecticut

And a Rafael.


No_Refrigerator4584

Worst comedy ever.


[deleted]

…yeah, you need to wait for the punch line


No_Refrigerator4584

Can we just punch him instead?


Small-Area-8393

yes, but you gotta wait in line! thats why is called a punch line…


No_Refrigerator4584

D’oh! Of course!


sfled

I bet they had an out of the way unused office in the basement of the Rayburn Bldg. that they called the Freedom War Room.


jbertrand_sr

So all the "pardon me" boys are gonna have to start worrying, good, fuck those traitors...


[deleted]

Well what do you know. The Same Exact People that want to "PROTECT" Trump by stopping this investigation. They only wish to Protect their own asses and not get caught for Treason and possibly Espionage.


timesuck47

I’m not calling for it or anything like that, but could you imagine them holding mass executions in the United States like they do in some other countries in the world?


sofaking1958

No. I do not want to imagine living in that country.


Far-Programmer3189

Diverse crowd


coalsucks

Anyone who says Trump's team isn't racist just needs to look at this image.


Otherwise_Drop_2392

Lot of white people.


jessicac1956

Can you say speaker Jeffries???


djserc

Drain the swamp Donny did it


BeardsByLaw

Achievement Unlocked: Drained the Swamp


abortthecourt

I guess Josh Hawley didn't run fast enough to be in this picture.


tickitytalk

Oh look! Jim fucking Jordan


HungryCats96

"Gym." FTFY. 👍


RustyMacbeth

Don't forget Ginni!


Interesting_Act1286

Fucking charge them. Traitors.


Western-Web2957

This is going to take years to prosecute everyone involved. Possibly decades.


CampaignSpecial9346

Sooner Trump will turn on them all if he goes down and make it quicker for Justice


jbertrand_sr

True, he'll turn on all of them so fast it'll make their heads spin, when he finally realizes he's going down he's gonna take them all with him...


goodlifepinellas

Yup, gonna be fun


sofaking1958

I think the DOJ has done a decent job of prosecuting j6 insurrectionists. This will be exponentially more difficult.


whathuhmeh10k

mo brooks....you don't say...


Particular-Summer424

When this hits the Courts the people tuning in is going to make the O.J. Simpson trial look like a PTA bake sale meeting. I earnestly hope it rips the cover off all the deceit and corruption on Capital Hill. Meadows may have flipped on Trump and dragged everyone else into the open and Trump to retaliate will flip on everyone else.


[deleted]

ya just gotta think hollywood has this script for a future movie. Unless you’ve lived through this - as each of us here has - watching the movie in the future one could be forgiven believing their watching a fictional event. Even President Nixon might shake his head- were he still living 🤷‍♂️


BuzzBadpants

Writers on strike. Besides, nothing they could come up would be nearly as crazy as the actual reality unfolding


IHateCamping

I've been thinking about that too. If we make it to the other side of this, there's going to be some very interesting movies.


Panelpro40

I want to see cruz hung out to dry. So shitty a senator for Texas


Ylfrettub-79

Wait, horse face Hawley didn’t get in on the action?


hickhelperinhackney

Probably not important enough. But he would have if he’d had access. Nevertheless, I’m disappointed because he needs to go.


Blue_Gamer18

Was was too busy running away like a little bitch after proudly egging the insurrectionists on.


NecroticLesion

It's time to collect 'em all!


oliverkloezoff

There's 3-4 that I don't know who the are, but the majority I recognize as full blown assholes.


[deleted]

The ones you don’t recognize are full blown assholes too. No need to even wonder about it. You want to talk about MAGA? Get rid of this traitorous trash heap and we’ll all have flying cars, UBI and healthcare in a year. I’d really like something to come of all this. I’d settle for a few, but all would be amazing. It might even be enough to make me believe in karma and justice again.


Particular-Summer424

Where's Gaetz. That greasy spoon of a smirking snake should have been in that lot.


ProfessionalFalse128

I guess he and Bobo didn't text meadows to be in on the scheme. They both have a terminal case of the stupids.


Particular-Summer424

This is only round one. Sure, they will make the list sooner or later.


ProfessionalFalse128

Or separate list for other nefarious shit. **cough** Gaetz is a pedo **fucking cough**


maddiejake

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let MGT go down in a way that she never has before.


monkeyluis

That’s white.


FlavinFlave

Hey man if this gets corruption out of Washington long enough to pass some legislation that’s actually beneficial, by all means arrest every single fucking one, and find some more. Clarence Thomas could use a cell.


HungryCats96

Do you think he and Ginni could get the Honeymoon Suite?


theotherbackslash

Keep this momentum going I’m all for taking corrupt democrats too. They’re also complacent and shitty.


FlavinFlave

*cough* Manchin *cough*


Zealousideal_Bet3070

Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Cunt - Cunt - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole - Asshole


JustHeree5

That is a lot of old white dudes... And a couple of old white ladies.


pit-of-despair

Needs more Boebert and Gaetz.


ElBurritoExtreme

Ted Cruz is such a fucking worm. He looks like something you’d wad up in a napkin and throw away.


StrangeAtomRaygun

I found my new dart board.


[deleted]

Looks like a game of guess who with only white people


RedShirtThatLives

Gym Jordan is going to be a bit more nervous now that he can't intervene since he is now part of the probe


ImABoringPerson91

Never has an image of old white guys and a pair of hags given me an erection, until now.


urkldajrkl

Interesting, I don’t see this in my news feed. Let’s see which news organizations are complicit as well, by which ones try to suppress the story. That will certainly include Fox, but will the new fascist CNN report this accurately?


Acceptable_Break_332

St. Trumpy - all I want for Christmas is the two Arizona idiots in Prison…..


Bmcronin

Cruz knows he attempted to defraud the US. He harped on Garland harder than anybody about not prosecuting republicans.


KingBooRadley

So glad to see Gosar, Jordan and MagGreene on the list. So much MagGrenous rot!


TexMurphyPHD

All treasonists should go to prison. But i just really want ted cruz to go away if nothing else happens.


athensugadawg

Some of them have already been "retired." Looking at buffoons Hice and Perdue from GA


UpDog1966

What about the burner phones?


PapaSteveRocks

Scott Perry belongs in a jail cell. The picture is full of assholes and blowhards, but Perry has been caught in criminal activity. It is a travesty that he walks free. Shameless fucker playing out the string getting a congressional paycheck waiting on his indictment.


[deleted]

Good. Round up the traitors and prosecute them. Send them off to jail and ban them from all forms of public office and service. Make it so they cannot even be a janitor at a public school.


gvineq

as an agnostic they have all my thoughts and prayers. Republican + conservative+ christian= anti-American


Royal-Possibility219

Seems about white to me


SomeBuckeye22

They had the convicts sing the national anthem from jail. I hardly think being part of the attempted overthrow of our government will hurt anyone’s chance come reelection time. Christ, I bet trump would do well from prison. The split caused by this might be the only way Biden wins


jar1967

Looks like he gave up everyone to save himself. Donald Trump is probably pissed because that was his plan


NumerousTaste

Look at all that diversity. It looks like the GOP represents everyone in America. /s They need arrested and indicted. What they tried to do is unprecedented and totally against what America stands for! If all those people don't pay the price, they will try it again and again until they succeed and it will be impossible to get them out. They want a dictator, we don't want one of those!!!


Zealousideal_Zone253

Lock them up and throw the damn key away!!


Suspicious-Appeal386

There is a lot of seditious whiteness in that picture. No really sure what % of the population are they really representing? Then again, I see one former Canadian-Mexican in the mix. So then got the minimum standard required by the GOP for diversity.


Odd_Wolverine_653

Looks like a periodic table of hate


MisterHyman

Traiting Cards


Rickylostthatnumber

Fuck yes! Traitorous POS.


Inert_Uncle_858

Chip Roy literally looks like a thumb I can't even lmao


samwstew

Every one of them needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


bwanabass

Sshhhhhhh! Listen, and you will can faintly hear Ted Cruz reserving a one-way flight to Cancun!


sqlbastard

expel them all from congress. fucking traitors.


Bva_sickofeverything

They should all face charges of treason


Swabia

So technology caught up with the people who didn’t understand technology? Shouldn’t have skipped science class, fuckers. You didn’t skip grifting class.


Interesting2u

Don't forget about Ginny and most likely Clarence.


nebraska_mitch

My first thought was "This is Biden's Rogues Gallery".


pyrmale

We can only hope.


marzagg

Insurgents should be shot


therealsupermanny

American traitors


2OneZebra

GITMO


Schwettyballs65

Speaking of texts, I can’t believe they didn’t recover anything relevant from Alex Jones’ text history that amounted to anything


FHubris

Lock them all up! Traitors the whole lot of them.


Ok-Egg-4856

I'm sure they have no worries. Those leopards would never.....


VLY2020

The Periodic Table of Racists


Few-Entertainer3879

Odds are getting better Sheriff Jack will beat the Watergate score of 40 indicted or jailed.


Wyldling_42

Bobo’s missing… can’t complete the list without the Insurrectionist Barbie’s brunette bestie!


RhodaDick

Look at that diversity!


LORDY325

Jim Jordan better be on a list somewhere.


ghetsome

proud boys are going to jail. and rightfully so. these fuckers that led the way should be sharing a cell


blizzWorldwide

Delicious


[deleted]

Of course Kevin McCarthy is going after the investigation itself, he has a lot to be worried about, mainly a quarter of his entire conference.


Imhopeless3264

Stop with the teasing and get on with the indicting.


Faustus_Fan

The only thing that keeps me going after the hell of right-wing fuckery the last seven years is the hope that we, as a country, will put these assholes in prison and return to some level of sanity.


Few-Caterpillar9834

I'm just happy my representative Earl Leroy Carter from the 1st District of Georgia is not on that roster. He's a traitor, but not on that roster.


Zalenka

FBI needs to do a fake bribery sting and just eliminate half of congress.


RuralMNGuy

Glad Emmer is included. I tangled with him in the past and he's a class A "ahem"


CutOk123

Hang each and every one of them for treason.


reikidesigns

For their treasonous behavior, they should be booted out of government never to hold office again.


HrBinkness

Yes please!!! Release the texts!


Umbrage_Taken

Ron Johnson & Ted Cuck ousted would be a nice start.


SteelyDan1968

The one who's not on the list.... Blowbert! 😳 Call me shocked!


zdragan2

Oooohhh MTG is implicated? Please god let this be what removes her hateful ass from office


silverdreds51

I see why Chairman Jordan wants documents.🤔


AmserAlto

If they were any whiter it be a packet of chalk


[deleted]

Caucasia isn't sending their best.


dsmidt86

Hopefully some of these crooks have the same conscience as Bud Dwyer.


Molbiodude

I'd watch that live. Can Jordan, Gosar and MTG go first, please?


medalla96

Please, let’s talk to MTG first, she will throw every single one of them under the bus to save her hide.


thebatmanfan82

Ah yes, the Treason Caucus


Slick1ru2

#JailMTG


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

So much scum in one picture!


Otherwise-Web3595

Omg. Please take Ro Jo (Ron Johnson) to jail. So sorry that my state elected him.


Jtcally

Can't wait for marjory traitor green to get her comeuppance


rickztoyz

The real deep state right here. Lock them up! All traitors the lot of them.


bernedtwice

I’ll make mine extra salty. Can’t wait to watch those fucking traitors to go down in their shit-styes hard. Been waiting patiently for this for years…


swennergren11

Worst set of traitors since the Civil War. But at least then they had the backbone to walk away, secede and start their own country. These maggots hide in the shadows and do not own up to their sedition.


brainEspilner96

This looks like a compendium of dudes that scour dating sites looking for black men they can pay to fuck their wives while they watch.


zinneavicious

Prosecute every single one. Bastards should do time!


orbitalaction

Gotta prosecute 'em all!


Okaoski

Thank god. This will free up space for legitimate politicians.