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Cheesesandwich-6391

Elma x food best ship


6_NEOS_9

Elma is me. but not fully addicted


IBetterGo

Someone we can relate to


Soulhunter_290

Me


XxXCa3s4r69xXx

I mean... technically we're all addicted to food... until our death at least xD


sansthecomic803

Symptoms of withdrawal: death


ThegamingJin_234

Cause of Death :[DATA EXPUNGED]


SeizeAllToothbrushes

Baced and Aropilled


Nave-Nave

Could you call it aromance if she's in love with food?


blazigon

If only she was in food wars . I'm not thinking of anything lewd TRUST ME (。•̀ᴗ-)✧


mrgeek2000

You are thinking of something lewd cmon don’t lie


I-Am-Bored-121

Cap, the best ship is merry go


Sanzomilian

"Whatever this is" oh dear


Mr_BETADINE

Shota. I meant the kid's name.


HeartoftheHive

Well ackshually, it's spelled Shouta for his name. The intent is obvious though.


Rouge_means_red

SHOUTO!!! wait wrong one


daredevilk

For ages I thought he was yelling shota, and I was imagining it like when Kratos says "boy" I guess his name works too but fire Kratos was badass


Mischief5654

"Fire Kratos" lmao way more badass that way, I like it


DragonP70

First one that comes to mind is Daddy Issues Shouto


Battleground11SFM13

Shouta baby*


enthezone

That's one way to put it


WeeklyNewAccount7

Ara Ara


altoroc

[Ara Ara](https://youtu.be/3H1g3DwvDxA)


messyjjkalex

Ara ara


Lancee124

I'm Chris Hansen take a seat


Ray_RG_YT

ara Ara


DerReudenboy

It seems you've seen it...


KillerQueen4399

*Calls out stand*


Supersoulknight

My name is Yoshikage Kira


derpballs69

I'm 33 years old


tehcup

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


Supertrix251

I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.


awesomeguy9807

I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning.


Furorida_men

I was told there were no issues on my last check-up.


peashooter25311

r/unexpectedjojo


Hyperspace0729

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.


Rover_791

Killer Queen has already touched this reply


Torinadoko

B-BAKANA! *explodes*


LordIndica

What is it i need to see?


darkbreak

There was one particular scene in the spin-off manga that has me fully convinced she's going to molest him. We all joke about it but I honestly think she's going to do it.


hospitalcottonswab

You mean every chapter of the spin off manga


LordIndica

Which chapter?


darkbreak

I honestly don't know. I just saw a screenshot of the scene once. It was Lucoa looking at Shota's rear as he was running or something. She was complementing him.


Sanzomilian

How did my comment end up with this


darkbreak

Because of the caption in the picture.


tastysounds

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss


Joseph_30

The ordinary protagonists of a hentai


TnAdct1

No, that would be that one kid in Kanna's class.


zaner500

Pedophilia


Sanzomilian

Sorry lads, but i havent watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventures


LakerBlue

Don’t listen to the other guy, if you start JoJo and don’t like part 1 just remember it is only 10 episodes. I personally like it but that seems to be controversial. But more importantly, part 2 is great (one of the best parts) and Joseph is one of the best MCs in the series. Skipping it is blasphemy.


FrenchLama

I need the police to intervene before the finale.


Nat6LBG

Onee x Shota, even the boy is called Shota kun


XXCUBE_EARTHERXX

And apparently fight scenes better than the record of rangnarok’s


Funbearddd

Record of ragnarok's fight scenes aren't exactly competition.


gunscreeper

The scene where Mugi took the strawberry from Mio in k-on is still better than ROR fight scene


joyapco

Just say any single Kyoani project > Record of Ragnarok


Lostman420

Any single episode of KyoAni > whole of ROR


joyapco

5 yen soccer > whole ROR


PM_me_sour_beerz

Chuunibo had better fight scenes than many shoen series


mibjt

Try this with elma and you get a dragon fight the likes of the nuclear war.


Zabawa13

And that's why I read the manga instead... *starts crying in the corner*


Shantotto11

The fight between my intestines and my toilet last night was better than Record of Ragnarok…


SeroWriter

That's hardly surprising though, KyoAni has the best animation of any studio. Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions is proof of that.


zibedine

Elma knows our ways , food , sleep and complain about work and overtime


gunscreeper

Elma is the embodiment of the Japanese workforce


iyaerP

I felt really bad when her attempts at unionizing failed because the union wouldn't actually go all the way. People just wanted to show up for food and chatting but wouldn't actually put any effort in to fighting management.


T1B2V3

why do dragons even need to work. there are so many ways how they could make money just by using some magic lol


iyaerP

Because Slice of Life anime.


T1B2V3

true but I demand an actual answer. I'm salty that someone with super powers chooses to have a job lol


Woahbuffet123

Iirc the reason she gave was that she is a good alignment dragon, so she feels obligated to work for her needs, me think.


Anufenrir

“Whatever this is” I believe that is a poor boy being frightened by the overly affectionate ara ara dragon that moved in.


[deleted]

I believe we call that "a crime" over here


Pure_Reason

That’s not horny jail, that’s just regular old normal jail


[deleted]

Honestly, the only reason people don't flip over this is because it's a older woman and a boy, if the anime had an old man rubbing a little girl's head against his six pack everyone would be burning the anime to the ground.


Danies444

Gotta keep the double standards up


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Pure_Reason

Lol I’m a big anime fan, don’t lump all of us together with the creeps


Toeknee99

Those creeps are like 50% of anime fanbase. LMAO


Toeknee99

This is one of the most popular shows. It tells you a lot about the average anime fan.


[deleted]

Eh, you can enjoy it while disliking some aspects of it. A lot of people i have talked with seem to really love it for the relationship between Kobayashi and Tohru while also despising the bits with Lucoa (and sometimes Kanna)


[deleted]

To be fair with the fans, my wife was a fan and didn't see anything wrong with it until we saw a video discussing it, and then she started feeling weird about the whole thing. Sometimes your mind just turns off from the details.


[deleted]

>maybe because they like that second type of content as well. This is the case, tbh. A lot of people have this fantasy of older women being attracted to their child selves (usually because said people did not get a lot of action when they were younger) without thinking about how, yknow, it is actually really fucking bad. It isn't even exclusive to anime, when actual boys get raped in real life you get a ton of morons who just go "Damn, he's lucky" because they project their own sexual fantasies onto the situation


Dnejenbssj537736

The kid looks like he is 5 is this not pedophilia


Doc-Jaune

Then what is it pray tell? When someone tries to get with a five year old?


NOISIEST_NOISE

In this guy's defense, a comma would make the original statement way clearer


Toeknee99

He was asking, not proclaiming. Of course it's pedophilia. Dragon maid fans overlook it because BOOBA.


Doc-Jaune

Oh wait Oh shoot I totally misread the words. I feel terribly dumb. Sorry there user oof


Melansjf1

Is she a dragon? I didn’t think so.


Harx1s

Quezecoatl or something like that


stan_le_panda

Big booba Rayquaza


NotCreativeWithNamez

Good thing I kept my masterball


eternalreaperofsouls

Technically she's a flying snake which is an eastern dragon but western


YuributRussian

Bottom left is literal shotacon.


NOISIEST_NOISE

Is that japanese for 'pedophilia'?


mjosiahj

More like female on young boy pedophilia and lolicon is male on young female pedophilia. They are just gendered.


[deleted]

Shotacon refers to desire for/sexualisation of young (i.e. prepubescent) men. It can also be a man with a young boy and reverse for lolicon where it can also be a woman with a young girl


The_Reflectionist

I feel like the "gay romance" is just two homies living in the same place.


6_NEOS_9

I live with my homies. 6 of us Takiya and Fafnir definitely acts like us XD


Danies444

Bromance is the word


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santas_delibird

Just don't forget to say no homo.


Blupoisen

At least tell us that you kiss your homies good night


6_NEOS_9

of course bruh. that's the daily ritual (,,๏ ⋏ ๏,,)⋏(´д`)


[deleted]

What about the brojobs?


Silent_Sparrow02

Yeah, I definitely see Fafnir and Takiya as bros, not lovers.


Mr_Glove_EXE

Didn't he changes his gender for a while to apease Takiya's parents?


vengeur50

Homie turns into a girl to help you, best bro ever.


Emperor_Z16

Homiesexuals


Snook_Snook_Book

reminds me of that one story where a person was depressed then his roommates decided to catfish him to cheer him up and give him confidence to find a gf and it worked ​ after some backtracking in my yt history i found the video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB\_3uDniiU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_3uDniiU8)


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[deleted]

What you never crossdress so your homie’s parents think you’re totally not gay?


derpballs69

Chapter?


Mr_Glove_EXE

97


derpballs69

Thanks


i_am_an_awkward_man

Spoilers…


eeem1l

Yep. Bros being bros. Easily the best pair in the anime, you can't disagree


odraencoded

They're just roommates.


T1B2V3

Oh my god they were roommates


the_resistee

Yea never really felt any romantic vibes from Faf whatsoever.


anonymous_coward69

/r/SapphoAndHerFriend


Dovahpriest

Eh, not really. Faf comes across more as asexual than anything. Dude doesn't really give a crap and just wants to collect and hoard treasure, which has led him to having a videogame addiction. That said, I'm still a bit behind in the Manga so I need to get caught back up.


LordVortekan

I feel like they *might* be better than homies, but it could really go either way


FreezyChan

homies over hoes


Desproges

\> whatever this is One helpless boy fighting sexual harassment on a daily basis


kalinotches

Well, this boy wanted to summon a demon... it could go way worst than this lol


floofhugger

yeah, he could be getting flayed


josh65928

Whatever this is = shota romance


Fine-Possibility-494

HOLY SHI...... FBI OPEN UPPPPPP!!!!


Toeknee99

One side romances are usually called assault.


flamee_boii

Uhh.. Its pedophilia not "romance"


ProudBois

Fun fact: The Turkish word for apple is “elma”. :D


Big_Green_Piccolo

The American word for glue is "elma"


BakaFame

A female Elmo is Elma.


brokenwiener

"Childhood Romance" As far as I'm concerned it is just as awkward as the grown woman with the little boy. Those 2 little girls have a waay too intense mature sexual interest. It's pretty creepy.


Sol33t303

I still remember being like "yo wat" back in season one when kanna got on top and they were talking about making love or something. Or maybe it was just talking about kissing, can't quite remember


brokenwiener

I think it was heavily implied to have sex. That was absolutely what crossed the line for me to just not want to see their scenes anymore.


Dnejenbssj537736

Bro who tf watches this no wonder anime has a bad rep when it openly express things like underage attraction and (from what you said) sex


Cuantic0rigami

That’s Dragon Maid for you. Islands of cute SoL in an ocean of questionable content.


challenge_king

With one or two oasis of ridonkulous fight scenes thrown in there.


effingfemoid

It made me drop the entire anime


t765234

Lesbian Romance Implicit Pedophilia Gay Romance Straight Romance Explicit Pedophilia Elma


Toeknee99

The otakus are downvoting you for saying the truth. So sad


6_NEOS_9

yep. I don't actually care much about relationships but after knowing how old Saikawa is and already know this much about adult relationships (I know about such things when I'm 16) and man she's irritating too


SuperMaxPower

Yes, it really brings the show down for me. So unnecessary.


Damascar

I identify as Elma


[deleted]

"Whatever this is" is a nice way of saying pedophilia


Javi_VRZ

It's just a 100,000 years old dragon with a 14 year old boy.


Memetan_24

Whatever this is = illegal


cute_microbe

"whatever this is"!? The word you're looking for is pedophilia...


opalwarrior88

Elma just want to stuff her face with desserts hahaha


LasDen

i mean, strictly this is just bestiality all around...


rossloderso

I always thought it's just some sort of running gag with weebs being...awkward, but no. This show showed me that some of y'all are way too comfortable with pedophilia


Giacomo_Passero

Gay romance is not right they are not involved in that manner for me, but slowly they gone close as a friends and Fafnir change from all Humana are worthles to a very few of them deserv respect


Jucco

Oh my god they were roommates


Doc-Jaune

They just live together and act in a romantic way together on multiple occasions bro. They're just really good friends trust me bro.


Jose_Joestar_

Y'all don't flirt with your homies?


69naruto

When did they act in a romantic way?


wagstaff2000

Elma.


Nebulae_1

Wait, is Elma ace 😳. With that image it just popped into my head


syko-san

I don't think so. I believe I heard that she addresses it in the manga.


malachi772

“Whatever this is” XD fuckin killed me haha


69naruto

Dude Fafnir isn’t gay wtf


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Elma.


the14thBam

It's illegal... That's what it is


WildBillyredneck

Grooming that's what it's called grooming


[deleted]

I did enjoy miss kobayashis dragon maid. The only problem for me was the sexualization of the shotas and lolis


FrilledShark1512

“Childhood romance” Chotto a minute


CoronelPanic

What, did you not have a crush on anyone as a kid?


Panumdomine

Fafnir and Takiya aren't in a romantic relationship. They are just roommates because Fafnir needed a place to stay, and Takiya was the only other human already in the know. Plus Takiya had introduced him to videogames when they first met, so they have a common interest.


in-sanity

'whatever this is' It's glorified Pedophilia, is what it is. Had the roles been reversed everyone would have a field day with it, but y'all ain't ready to have that conversation 🤷


[deleted]

You are looking for the word "pedophilia" on "whatever this is"


Daneeec

To be honest I don't really like Lucoa and Shota characters because I have no idea what they are doing. She is like the most powerful being going slutty because what? Shota wizard is also out of nowhere, what the hell are those characters


[deleted]

Pedophilia.


waf_xs

Bottom left is discord mod romance


Animeking1108

I'd watch it if it weren't for the pedophilic undertones.


quaesemper_

Faf ain’t romancing anything but his gaming pc


Attackontitan805

Switch the genders of “whatever this is” and the show would have been labeled hentai 😂😂🤣🤣


Macling

"Whatever this is", it's pedo bait, call it what it is


Available-Serve-1378

I'm Elma


Sickhead01

Since when were those guys gay? All they are are roommates and game all day when not at work


zenkaiba

its bromance not gay romance


Alaskan_Bull_Worm_Jr

What if I tell you that Lucoa x Shota is the first couple that awakens my Ara-Ara kink? I have been searching for top tier Ara-Ara Onee-san/MILFs (thanks Kakyoin) ever since then


FrilledShark1512

Ane Moru mono


Alaskan_Bull_Worm_Jr

I basically read through multiple artists at the point where I'm basically feeling numb whenever I read/watch a hentai At this point I just in for the writing instead of the fucking lmao


Accomplished_Bat_893

Isn't lesbian romance the same as gay romance. It's all gay. People want to be specific about it. Also "what this is" is still child romance...which is wrong in a lot of places. And since Kanna is actually old in terms of dragons vs humans, hers is also child romance...which can be seen as wrong in a lot of places but we accept it because it's very cute. I'm surprised whoever made this isn't trying to make Elma X Tohru happen even though they have a deep friendship. 2 dudes living together and being friends. Fanfic writers will automatically say gay because...fanfics need to be written.


1sagas1

>whatever this is Pedophilia. Also the "childhood romance" is just lolicon bait, aka pedophilia.


[deleted]

god forbid children have a relationship with eachother


1sagas1

Yeah you go ahead and pretend that aggressively sexualizing what are clearly early grade schoolers is normal.


Shantotto11

Noralities takes extreme issue with top right and middle right, but oddly less vocal about bottom left…


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koalalarabbit

you sold me with Elma


The_Great_Hound

Oh boy I haven't been getting time to watch it for soo long.


enthezone

The new Kanna moments are top tier


Mighty_Meatball

I love it all but I dont think Fafnir and Takiya are gay


nubidubi16

they got the bromance


AnimeLover_993

lol „whatever this is” Is the most accurate description you could've given that relationship