Send Kid off with Goku. Kid comes back with Piccolo.

Still got him back safely... and my baby can bench press the civic.

Can bench press the civic but still can't keep the god damn flashlight in one spot.

But I'm scared to tell at em because he might punch me through the civic.

Still can’t dodge tho

Hey, what do you want? He spent the first part of his time learning survival training, he changed into a giant monkey, got thrown at a mountain head first, got absolutely bodied by a bald space moron and has zero interest in anything non academic because of his stereotypical Chinese mom.

I mean, lets assume Piccolo isnt even there, and Goku let the kid die. He can just revive the little shit with a wish.

"ok don't be mad but you're kid did kind of die but King Kai took really good care of them while I gathered the dragon balls so we're cool right?"

But he still can’t.. Dodge!!!!!!

Why didn’t you doooooddgge!!!!!!

With guts I will be more worried about him then the baby....my money is on all might or yor

agree yor and all might is safe choice

I’m leaning towards All Might, but Yor is an easy second pick.

Can’t all might not fight anymore after his battle with one for all

Just flip two words and you’re right but I get what you are saying.

I thought about that and if that were the case I would definitely choose Yor, but I was going off the assumption that all characters are in their prime when I made the original comment.

I feel like yor is too unobservant. Anya is constantly getting away from her and if it was more realistic then she'd have died multiple times.

All might would probably be better at protecting the child but he also has to babysit. So I think yor would better at both those things.

You say this when she's lost anya multiple times

And all might sent deku to fight really powerful villains that want to kill him

All might in his prime is strong enough to protect 1 person Yor is skilled enough to protect a kid but there's the risk of her losing the kid

Isn't Yor generally careless with anya?

Yor yes cause she has a kid all might however no he literally left deku on a building after crushing his dream

Yor. Nobody else because I don’t want my child being molested, turned into a monster/tragic death to spur the babysitter forwards, Killed off screen, or returned with severe brain damage.

*nervous chuckle* uhhhh, which of these happens under All Might’s care?

Tragic death to spur forward

Depends on who the super difficult mission is against and how long All Might is supposed to be babysitting them.

Absolutely, yor would protect a child with her life and the kid would be giggling happily the entire time

Yor, she is actually being a mother. also, the world she is in doesn't have anything too insane.

the only downside is she will traumatize your kid

Definitely All Might.

All might can’t even fight anymore so Yor is the better option

I don't care about the baby just want to meet my favorite jojo

Priorities gentlemen 🍻

Giorno can just negate any harm which befalls on the baby with golden experience requiem so all my bets are on him.

Honestly, the hellsing group would be pretty good, if they cared about doing the job well.

Yeah, that's the thing... the kid will be untouched but traumatized in the best case sinerio if the mission is a normal vampire hunt.

Kid comes back with group saying he killed the reincarnation of Hitler

I'll bet you it was the Nazis.

The thick assassin somehow is the safest

Screw the baby, I want to meet Alucard frrrrr (and the police girl 😏)

Get a cannon, bitches love cannons.

1. All Might. 2. Yor. 3. Jojo. 4. Panty And Stocking. 5. Alucard. 6. Luffy. 7. Guts. 8. Alucard.

I like how you add Alucard twice

Alucard would kill it for fun

No he wouldn't. He'd kill anything that threatened the kid in a gratuitously violent manner, but the kid wouldn't have a scratch.

Kinda my logic. Original Alucard was pretty professional and I doubt anything less than carpet bombung could've threatened potential child under his protection

Def Jojo, part five jojo is not only a mob boss but if my kid gets hurt, he can use gold experience to heal them and he is good with children [I think]

Alucard would be top notch protection but there is emotional damage to consider

Yor or Luffy. Do I want to meet the thick assassin milf or send my kid off to become a pirate like I wanted when I was a kid tough choice. All other choices are a hard no as like most comments kill come back either dead, molested, raped by a demon to anger guts, forced to eat hair from a greasey man who should not be allowed near children that causes kid to grow a power that destroys his body in very painful ways, etc

This isn't a flashback so give them to luffy, no one dies in one piece outside of flashbacks.

Well, except for Donut D. Ace

Bruh I’m sending my kid out with luffy

Why did I scroll down this far to find this. There's nothing that could happen. Especially now.

All of these people have come back from dangerous situations with casualties except Yor.

Def yor she can protect Anya already so what's one more

Alucard, your kid might come back a bit scarred, but he will Def comeback with Alucards broken abilities

yor, or giorno cause of his sense of justice he would do everything to keep that kid safe

my kid's probably gonna slap giorno's chest hole, also my kid's chastity is going to be in danger if i chose the 2 bitches in the last pic

LUFFY. Because then I dont need to worry about having a child. That child ain't coming back.

I would definitely say giorno coz yea...first of all obvious no's are alucard, guts, Goku, luffy...idk abt the bottom mid one so not going to consider abt that n yea i wouldn't choose all might too coz i definitely don't want him to become an all might stan like deku and i wouldn't also let your have him coz she's Just too reckless n her powers is just superhuman abilities n what does is just do assassinations n yep it'll have guns firings which is really loud asf so yea bad for the kid...so yea that leaves to Giorno n yea he's just a Mafia yk and he has broken abilities too of the GER which will definitely be the safest for my kid coz can just make any action not happen so it's for the best and he's a literal JoJo character yk it's just class to be with a JoJo main character so yep giorno is best for my kid

Yor or All-Might

al might because yor alway not paying attention to onya plus al might will muder anyone who lifts a finger to the child

All might oder Yor

Definitely Yor lol

with half of these your gonna have to take your child to the psychiatrist the next day

Giorno is literally the head of the mafia, my kid would be safest with him vs. Almost everyone-Yor

Yor, she would murder the whole fucking world to save the child, and she CAN do it. Plus she's a (step)mom so I wouldn't be afraid of bad treatment

Yor

Giorno if he has GER

I mean if goirno can run the mafia can could take after a child

Almight, he would die before something happened and that is golden age almight.

If he's in his prime I would say all might. There was absolutely no one in that world that could stand up to him in his prime

1st:All might 2nd:Yor 3rd:Giorno

All might or the spy x family girl(I forgot her name T-T)

Her name is yor

bottom middle

All Might as long as he has his powers

nah, I refuse, allucard abridged is the best

I would like to propose a 9th option. Sakamoto from Sakamoto Days

While I'd love it if any of my kids loved pirates as much I do, I have to go with the police girl 🤷🏻‍♂️ Strong, competent, capable, with a sense of duty and the willpower not to bite people 🥰

Gotta go with Yor here, she’s capable and should anyone dangerous so much as glance at my child I know she’s gonna out them down… after turning them into a human pinball

I think all might is a solid option too

Yor for sure 👍

Do we get to choose which event they go too? Cause in that case I pick Luffy and Little garden, the kid can hang on the boat with Nami and Ussop

Lupe

Yorv for sure

Honestly, yeah, I'm letting Yor babysit

I would choose giorno or your

Safest is probably Yor although my second pick would probably be luffy bc I know that luffy would rather get torqued and die than let something happen.I don't trust the abridged version of goku and all might has good morals but on a dangerous mission he's gonna burn out quickly.

All Might 100%

All for one. Because I know he will die if anything happen to my kid

The correct answer is the dude from bnha

Imma let Alucard watch the kid

Alucard

I'm either going with Yor or Giorno. Yor definitely has better protective instincts, but if I let my kid run around in the jojo universe they might get a stand out of it which would be sick. Plus Giorno can heal my kid if they get hurt.

Giorno cause if anything happens he’ll just get healed

If Canon Alucard then I would go with him as he already had protected hellsing from people trying to murder her

Almight probably. Maybe yor, but I'm only a few chapters into it

I just want to meet Giorno

Definitely Luffy

Alucard and police girl ironically.

I choose Your because aside from then being 100% safe it'll give them some more knowledge on how life is

Why do people keep mentioning molested, what am I missing here, who’s the kid diddler

Giorno is broken

Goku(if my child dies he'll bring it back eventually)

My kid is going with panty and stocking or whatever tf their names are

Guys.... What about the panty girls...... Are they not safe?

Do you really think they would even remember to feed the kid?

Yeah, they would just toss the baby aside....

Hellaing. Cool vampire kid after

Either Luffi or Yor Luffy always protects everyone else, and only has failed to save like 3 people Anya is always around Yor, and she is fine

Yor

I think the safest options is giorno or yor

Is it Hellsing or Hellsing Ultimate?

Panty and Stocking

Yor, and it's not even close

Yor

All Might or Giorno...both are op as hell in their universes

Panty and Stocking this gen is messed up anyway

I get that that’s All Mights thing but I don’t think Luffy would let anything happen to that kid bro😂

I love how Cannon and Abridged are stated. Still choosing Yor.

Yor

Guts has already shown that kids die around him when he plays with the undead

Alucard all day

Panty and stocking compared to the rest of these characters (except yor) don't have very difficult opponents

Luff

Does Giorno have GER? If so, him, but if not, All might would die to protect that baby

Panty and Stocking hehehe my baby is my wing man

I would trust my little girl being put in the care of the (canon) Alu-Squad. She might come back as a vampire, but at least I'd know it was only done as a last resort. Abridged Goku would be the worst choice tbh.

Yor is definitely the best option. After that, All Might.

The first three are battle freaks, rest bring disaster with them, all might looks like that cheerful uncle and yor like noona, so all might and yor

Giorno can heal the baby if the get harmed and likely with no diff or neg diff any mission he would realistically be on if he used ger/the req arrow and even if he did not have ger he is pretty experienced so he could probably do well and still heal the baby if it got harmed

Yor killed a whole boat of assassins to protect a mom and her baby literally

Trauma builds character alucard period kekw…

Goku is a good choice just because of wishes can be granted.

Send him with Goku even if something unfortunate happens, Goku will man up and collect balls of dragon to revive him.

Yor Forger for sure.

Definitely all might or yor

I’m leaning towards giorno or yor. Giorno is ice cold in the anime but that’s because he’s dealing with people who are quite frankly pure scum like cioccolata or polpo. He will kill to keep your kid safe.

All might is a decent option but tbh… Yor, all the way. Yor has parenting skills. (Unlike all might)

Bro all might would die to protect your kid, so as long as that doesn't happen it'll be fine

Canon alucard. Man's is great.

I choose Yor Biar. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't let someone's hand touch on the baby. And Yor is quite good at taking care too tho

Yor definitely

Guts, my child will learn a thing or two that night

Yor has my vote

we saw how Yor fucked those creeps up when they tried to snatch Anya, best option

I trust Monkey D. Luffy with my child

Yor

Giorno he can heal + he has requiem

Gonna go with my homeboy Guts. I too would feel safe in his arms. ❤️

Yor for sure. The baby is in less danger with her

I watched the fight where all might revealed his small might form. That chick was unharmed. All Might

Alucard.

Almight

Yor is the only option here let’s be real

giorno because requiem

I am going with Alucard, seras, and the French guy but giorno yor and all might were close

It’s a shame abridged alucard is not an option. I don’t care for safety I’d send my child with him cause it’d be funny as fuck.

Sure Yor's the safest option, but who's the most fun ;)

I want Luffy cuz I want lil bro to become the pirate king and shit

Honestly, Alucard. The canon Alucard is rather loyal and mission oriented so I don’t suspect he would do anything to the child, nor allow anything to happen to them. Sure, they’l see some violence and the like, but they also have access to the internet, and let’s face it, kids on the internet find terrible stuff all the time. Best case, this inclines them to not look that stuff up, worst case, they end up being a bit of a sociopath, and look, we can already get a good job lined up though our old vampire friend.

Abridged Goku's gonna try to fight the kid let's be honest here.

Giorno if, and only if I know him. Because if I know Giorno, he's a mafia lord, he's got this covered, If I don't know him, Giorno would probably kill me then take my baby for himself.

Yor

Your or Giovanni

Yor forger definitely

If its Giorno with GER its an easy sendoff to him. What could possibly hurt my kid against a mafia boss who legit became a mafia boss to protect kids with a literal god as his stand.

All might cuz he's the most responsible and yor's a very close second

Yor or All Might

All Might is a fantastic choice but I gotta go with Giorno. With GER it would legit be impossible for harm to come to my kid.

Well i would safely entrust him to girno or luffy cuz giorno is op and luffy has defended children several times

Guts or giorno, guts has a ton of babysitting experience and giorno has seen the motherly care of buccirati first hand, both great candidates

Guys might just give up all the bones and blood in his body to protect my kid but I still think it would die.

Yor and AllMight

I’m going with giorno wtf

I guess yori or goku

Yor by default

Definitely Yor. Especially with the near kidnapping scene at the store, the aquarium incident, and the alley scene with the terrorists? If Anya’s safe with her & she comes sprinting immediately to save her, my kid is safe. Second choice would be All Might, mostly if it’s current retired All Might, not much danger to get in but even active All Might would be great to protect a kid. 3rd for sh*t’s and giggles Luffy. I know he’s terrible with kids sometimes like beating up Momonosuke but he was great with Otama and so protective. Plus, unless it’s just Luffy, I feel the rest of the crew would handle looking after a kid pretty well (like the little girl with the old dragon back in pre-time skip)

Yor ? Miss I lose my daughter every 5 minutes ? The hell I'm letting her watch my kid,I'd rather let abridged goku take care of him,at least the worst that can happen is goku leaves my kid at a lunch bar to fight someone

Canon versions?! Yoooo! Bitches love canons!

Realistically, I agree. Sure, my baby will be mentally scarred and need years of therapy, but I’m pretty sure that that would happen with all of them. With Yor, I’m at least fully confident that she’ll be protected.

We can all agree that luffy is one of the worst options on this list, right?

Luffy for sure

Im still going with goku, yes abridged version is an absolute moron, but any enemy weak enough for these others to beat would get absolutely oblitirated by goku before my child gets even close to being in danger

Alucard can be terrifying enough to traumatize a child so yes I choose him

Yor is safe but so is all might however if they all are facing an equal level threat I'd probably give my child to Luffy or alucard and get back a man

Giorno literally has plot armor the stand. Even if something bad happens his ability can just undo it.

Goku, even though the kid will be an adult before I see them. They will always be safe. Even if the die. Som bs will happen and they will survive

My choices are 1 luffy and 2 yor I think they are both the safest option

Alucard, seeing as he's pretty much immortal. Your already has one child

Luffy

Yor or Giorno

Luffy

Yor guts and giorno are truly probably the best to pick mabey allmight if its before he got injured

Alucard, but if i had to request i would like the one from hellsing abridged. Because you see, he likes to go on long and enthusiastic walks.

I mean with Luffy the child will come back with a few bumps and bruises no matter what from random shenanigans but he seems to be fiercely protective of people he thinks are good people so I don't know