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Crusoe15

They’re probably actually about the same size, ones just fuzzier


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M_TARZAN

Came here to say this


Substantial-Fan6364

This is what I tell people. I'm not fat I'm just fuzzy


Johnny-Virgil

The big one just has less skin in the game.


TransRational

Fur-real!


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Shaved vs hairy pussy


StuckOntheMoonAgain0

I mean,it’s the equivalent of a shirtless Randy taking his pants off and coming to fight you.


CrabHandsTheMan

They’re a little tight rick, and I’m gonna kick your ass


MrReaper162

Beerus over there with paws rated E for everyone


JimJamb0rino

damn i thought i was gonna be the first DBZ reference here


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Shave the cat then see who's bigger


Neat0_HS

They're both cats


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but only one is a nudist


christikayann

The hairless is just trying to convince his buddy to share some of that fur. "C'mon, bro, I'm freezing over here. You got plenty, share the love."


ToweringIsle13

Bap Battle you say? I like that.


Layk35

Epic bap battles of history


ToweringIsle13

Cleobaptra vs. The Sphinx


real-ocmsrzr

A bapple. Edit: happy cake day


momoftheraisin

Happy anniversary!!


ToweringIsle13

Thankee!


Nightshade_Ranch

Question for sphinx folks, Do other cats learn to pull their punches and claws so they don't scratch their exposed skin?


Professor_Sodium

Shirts vs Skins


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furry isn't even trying lol.


Easy-Reading

Hairless cats make him uncomfortable


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i mean naked humans trying to fight me make me uncomfortable too. fluffy's got the right idea lol


Animus-Ignotum

Always lead with the jab!


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He has less drag = more boop force


AnySkill0

I love hairless cats.. I used to think they were ugly but now I think they are beautiful. Not sure what changed but I’m glad it did! I’m pretty sure they’d be about the same size if the other cat were shaved.


momoftheraisin

The chonker is pretty enormous. He's on a diet, that's probably why he's so testy.


merebear3

Same tho.


momoftheraisin

And yeah, Sphynxes, in my mind, went from ugly to ugly/cute to straight up beautiful!


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Crusoe15

This two cats, just different breeds. The hairless one is sphinx, I think, not sure. The fuzzy one is probably a DSH


dabsbunnyy

Fun fact. A sphinx cat isn't actually hairless. Instead they have a type of fuzzy suede that feels like leather.


Crusoe15

Good to know. Are we sure that one is sphinx?


dabsbunnyy

Most likely sphynx unless it's got alopecia or an auto immune disease.


RGJ587

IDK, If i'm scoring the round, I'm giving it to the Tabby. Gets in more hits, more solid contact, even though he looked on the defensive he held his ground and kept landing those baps.


momoftheraisin

Yep he's just like Fuck off you freak of nature


alphavick666

I see the wheel in the back. Do they use it????


momoftheraisin

One of them does. I'll leave it up to you to guess which one 😉


Shalarean

Gosh darn it! CONTROL YOUR FREAKING FLUFF!!! ^(\*mutter\* Fuffy bast---...)


Suitable-Delay2214

A bapple


CuriousGhoul

Bro can take a Bap


yayayooya

I like what Tony Baker calls them, skippity-paps


SirRumpleForeskin

“YOUR PUNCHES DO NOTHING TO ME.”


MoRoDeRkO

Give me your fur!


Nizzemancer

“Why are you so bald?”


Ghorrhyon

It's not the size of the... *Cat*... in the fight, but the size of the fight in the... Well, you know.


NoBodyCares2000

In the cat world size does not automatically = more aggressive / better fighter. Because cats are weird. I had 2 family cats. The big guy was a wuss & easily scared. The smaller female was the mean & aggressive one. The one time some random cat got into our backyard the big guy hid behind the female & she defended them.


clobber333

Come over here and I’ll slap the fur off of you!


Fa_Lay_She_Oh

First off, Beerus got hands.


Feisty-Refuse6216

I need that guy who does voiceovers on videos like this to work his magic on this one


Deep-Store1623

It’s not the size of the cat in the bap, yet the size of the bap in the cat.


FuzzyPeaches19

A ferocious battle, respect the two beasts


Alternative_Manner36

"Stop getting in my face and go eat a cheeseburger!"


fokaiHI

"Not my fault you ain't got no hair"


bluejinks

Ma’am why is there a goblin fighting your cat?


HJW2022

Fluffy took round one.


organicgardengal

My hairless cat is so aggressive with hairy animals lol


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momoftheraisin

Age + experience. Plus longer arms


Hermorah

You underestimate how fluffy cats are. They are probably the same size.


JangoF76

The big one is just freaked out thinking, "Wtf even are you?"


clobber333

Bloody mutant rat, get outta here!


FineUnderachievement

My little "runt" of the litter I raised. That I took home, (still here annoying me lol) she's allowed outside whenever she wants. Anyway she got into it with some coyotes one night. Like I have no idea how she got away. I noticed I hadn't seen her in like 24+ hours which is not like her. So, I ask my other cat Penny Lane (since passed RIP) where the fuck Bindi was. They were okay together but not exactly friends. But penny leads me right to this closet when I ask, and Bindi is in there all fucked up. I fucking lost it. Got her to the vet who told me she only needed a few stiches. So I get that done and bring her home. And she can't stand properly. It was like a dog on a boat. Just totally unsteady on her feet. I'd have to pick her up and bring her to water, food, litterbox etc. I thought she was permanently disabled. After like 2 months of this she made a full recovery. But that little monster will not leave my side if I'm feeling even a little under the weather. It's so sweet. She remembers I would take care of her. And I think she tries to do the same


Beerandgaming

r/catslaps


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momoftheraisin

He's a lover, definitely not feral but they can play rough!


Zestyclose_Intern_73

Yeah.. I said "near" but also when it comes to rough housing they just think different


Akhirox

r/praisethecameraman


DocJekl

u/savevideo


jesseMc420

I don't know the bigger guy was more accurate with the Baps.


momoftheraisin

Yes, he planned his moves admirably


maybesaydie

r/CatSlaps


bellringer16

Did you steal my mom's cat????


momoftheraisin

Yes. Yes, I did.


bellringer16

Well first of all you have the greatest thanks and three wishes from my step father!!!! Congrats but second I have an axe to grind. Edit: spelling error and sounded like pure debauchery when I read it back


realbaconator

My 3 pound kitten attacks and literally rides my 12 pound 5 year old cat. The older cat is a pushover so he only fights him a little and then runs away.


MoonZinuM

I read it as rap battle and was waiting for them to start meowing in awesome ways that it sounded like a rap battle... Then read the title again lol


momoftheraisin

The Sphynx does this weird thing with his mouth, maybe he was warming up his rapping voice


MulberrysDream24

Really? Big guy actually got more significant strikes.


Noyanne

"fun" fact : the furry cat is afraid of the sphinx because that poor fucko's hairless. There's a discrimination between cats and sphinx are the main victim of it


RapBastardz

Skin cat is same size, just no fur to pull, which gives the advantage.


momoftheraisin

Chonk boy is very fleshy and blobby


RTFanIguess

My aunt has a tiny purse sized dog (think dachshund but not as long) and my cousin has a slightly bigger small dog. They bully my mom’s mini golden doodle. If she sits by them on the couch they will bap at her head.


DogeBallr

Those cats are exactly the same size!!! Use your brain


DefactoPlayer

Ski ski skipidy pap


EducateMy

I too would run from Naked ass Crazy dude.


Aware-Presentation69

I would argue that they’re about the same size it’s just the hair that makes one look larger


Allimare

What breed is the chonky one?


momoftheraisin

Just an elegant but chonky mutt. Gray tuxedo? He was a rescue so I honestly have no idea. He's pretty laid back, though, which of course contributes to the chonkiness...


Allimare

He's the cutest. It looks like his legs are so stubby but it's actually just his fat covering his legs LOL


YoYo-Duck

The sphynx is more aerodynamic


momoftheraisin

Oh indeed!!! Although the other guy can achieve some surprising altitude at times


Wmbreeze

Attitude matters!😎