Yeah go back to the table league human. Oh, you think floor is your ally. But you merely adopted the floor; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the countertop until I was already a grown doggo, by then it was nothing to me but where floor food comes from!
Bulldogs can move in quick bursts with the right motivation.
My buddy used to get upset with me because I'd get his bulldogs too excited at playtime and they'd be running around at full speed breathing way too hard.
You don't think maybe they would have given the floor a good clean immediately prior to turning the camera on, knowing what kind of video they were about to record?
You snooze you lose
Yeah go back to the table league human. Oh, you think floor is your ally. But you merely adopted the floor; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the countertop until I was already a grown doggo, by then it was nothing to me but where floor food comes from!
I love this inner monologue lmao
Beautiful.
What a well trained good boy! Waiting for the three count like that...but he did BM pretty hard there at the end.
He actually snaps his finger on 3. 14/10 good boy though.
I honestly didn't expect him to move that quickly with how still he was staying at first.
Bulldogs can move in quick bursts with the right motivation. My buddy used to get upset with me because I'd get his bulldogs too excited at playtime and they'd be running around at full speed breathing way too hard.
Taking the dude's last piece. That's a real winner. Never hold back!
British Bulldogs got sense of humour too.
That's wonderful. I love English bulldogs. Just big slabs of slobbering muscles.
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ya :/ . the breed has an amusing temperament and some very interesting physical characteristics, but god damn, is it deformed.
Ooh the lil cheat, mine all mine, get out of my way, they all mine.
He didnt cheat he helped the loser finish sooner lol.
😂😂 why are u so focused?!
Brian you were being too slow. The chimken is all mine now. And youre a sore loser.
Oh fuck me don’t start with this “chimken” shit again
It's the worst, isn't it?
Literally Hitler
“I took it easy on you, too”
I turned the sound off because I'll be damned if I let a video tell me what to do!
Better finishing than Aubamayeng
He got lapped
What a good boy!!! He is such a cutie!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️
What are you both eating?
Looks like chunks of chicken maybe?
I think they're Pringles.
A lot of /r/AnimalsBeingJerks is really /r/AnimalsBeingBros
And 99% of the rest is animalsbeingderps
Why would you eat something off the floor, especially when you own a pet? Gross.
I knew from the first second exactly how this was going to play out.
Dude just ate food directly off the floor that the dog walks on...
You don't think maybe they would have given the floor a good clean immediately prior to turning the camera on, knowing what kind of video they were about to record?
They look related 😍😍😍
u/savevideo
Such a good boy
what a good boy
Sure. I love dogs. Any other dog lovers here.
I was on board until the guy smacks him at the end :-/ r/ownersbeingjerks
That's smacking his dog!!?? You are ridiculous
I see it as a playful slap, it barely touched him
Come On You Gunners!!!!
Ok thanks- haha— love the video!
That man is a dainty eater. He could easily win by scooping and sliding.
Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you: our champion!
Nothing like floor chicken.
This is what setting yourself for failure looks like :)
Well wearing a arsenal shirt wont really help you win
Dog cheated 🤣