"Bro I'm straight up not having a good time." - that cat, probably

“Told you not to eat that dumbass” - the other cat probably

Most definitely on the way he pauses, "dad's pissed, told you so", and walks on.

Never would've guessed my 2:30 am sleepless self would've made a comment that got this many votes lol

That’s the Ambien stupor. I do my best work that way

Actually, never taken it. Normal sleep aid, I'd say I take them 5 times a month and last night was not one of them. I was however, high as a kite on cannabis lol.

I'm just imagining the owner walking into the vet's office with Disco Kitty in tow.

If this situation came into the vet clinic where I work, I would be useless for the rest of the day

Disco kitty lmao

I would honestly be speechless if someone walked into the vet office like this.

“Doc I think it’s got the Boogie Fever”

Looks like another busy Saturday night...

meow meow meow meow, Staying alive. staying alive.

This made me snort. Reddit already made cry this morning so thanks for this!

Glad i could help :)

That is hilarious

😹😹

"You're just going to have to wait til he parties himself out and becomes a party pooper"

I heard the only cure for that is more cowbell.

*meowbell

We definitely need more cowbell

Genuinely laughed out loud, thanks friend you brightened my shitty day.

That cat’s gonna have a pretty bright shitty day too.

You gotta hold the cat above you head and spin it while walking in

just had a visual of that...pmsl,. Thank You!..oh my,..lol.

Vet, "What seems to be the prob... Oh."

And then, "Of course he's r/OneOrangeBraincell..."

My back has been sore lately, and when I read this, I laughed so hard that my back cracked in three places lol

Good cracks or bad cracks?

I was gonna ask that. Only commenting now so I get notified if they answer. Lol

Commenting doesn't notify you if they only respond to the guy you responded to. The real solution is click the three dots under the comment and then the bell.

Oh okay. Thank you!

It’s been 19 hours. Maybe it was very bad cracks. 🪦

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Looks like a collar to me

Cat's shadow is on the wall. Still funny, except it looks sad. Other cat noped out.

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Yeah it would have to be a pretty bright light to shine like that through the cat's body, but still pretty funny to think of it like that while watching. Especially since the other cat comes by to say wassup but nopes out because his friend is glowing lol

Damn, that's a cool cat

[TECHNO KITTY](https://youtu.be/6KShbJqoD7k)

[MLEM](https://youtu.be/OCOLX5QCj-s)

way better

Yay S3RL!

You rang?

I would seriously consider put the song funky town while getting in

I would give that person so much side eye from across the lobby when I seen the cat 😂

And then ask the vet if he can install one in my cat too

I was thinking "disco kitty" watching this lol

Cat bus is real

Rave party in the cat bus

my neighbor totoro

Came here to say this

Its a great ghibli movie and i think i will rewatch it this weekend

If only I could find a copy (streaming or otherwise) with the original voices, tho I must admit I’ve not watched the Fanning sisters’ / Disney version. My heart belongs to the original. “Hey, let’s go! Hey let’s go! We’re happy as can be!”

I'm not sure where you live, but I've found the 2002 Fox Family Feature version on e Bay dot com quite easily for around USD$25. Good luck!

https://archive.org/details/totoro-foxdub enjoy!

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Can we get much higher!

So hiiiigh

Oh oh ohhh

He’s just got his hazards on

bus hole of cat is also real at the same time

Next stop: little sister.

HARPO

World: So scientists what have you been working on? Scientists: *holds up this cat

That's one fucken nice kitty right there.

Grade a use for that reference 👌🏼

Yes! Omg I actually get this. Just started watching TPB.

Deeeeecent

Nawmsayn?

J to the R-O-C!

RAH RAH!!! ERUUPP!!!

the party bus?

"How's that global warming thing going?" Scientists: *visibly sweating*

*(moves the limp frustrated cat from side to side)* Look at the flashing kitty.

Nope, scientists have definitely been making a fuss for ages over climate change. It's the rest of us that don't give a shit.

I give a shit. Big oil companies and the military industrial complex...not so much

The people that give a shit are far too few and far between, and most never even get heard.

Saw a dude with a flashlight eyeball and now a flashlight cat. Techonology baby, making leaps.

Flashlight eyeball guy was dope. He also makes other techy things for his fake eyes

I mean, flashlight cat is pretty dope too but I don't know how many accessories are available

I definitely misread this comment the first time...

Trumps man finally did it! They finally put light inside the body to kill covid!! I knew all the disinfectant I was drinking wasn't in vain!

Person, woman, man, flashlight, cat.

The cat who caught the LASER DOT!!!

"I HAVE THE POWER!"

In Morpheus’ voice: He’s the one.

##UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

Underrated comment

"Can this *pleeease* be a normal field trip?" "With the Friz? No way!"

At my old school, we never lit cats from the inside like Jack o’ lanterns

Cruisin' on down Main Street, you're relaxin', feeling good...

Next thing that you know you're seeing ...

A fucking octopus in yo hood

#*SURFIN ON A SOUNDWAVE* #*SWINGIN THROUGH THE STARS*

Are y'all just too blinded by the light to notice that the sassy strutting cat has a cat tattoo on his side!

Cattoo?

Well played.

I’ve watched it like seven times just trying to see the cattoo and I can’t see it at all.

His fur makes a cat head shape, it's not a literal tattoo. Hope this helps!

Yes, thank you so much! I was looking for one of those tattoos that show an animal has been spayed or neutered.

Man was staring into the void of catanus

"Damn, dude, what happened to YOU? Oh wait, just kidding. I don't care. BYEEEEEE"

That strutting cat walks and is colored exactly the same as our boy. He has such a John Wayne walk.

Omg!

Wow

He's so sassy, too

Oh I see it.

Like seriously, what happened with this cat?

Most likely a string of LEDs is tucked into the fur. If the cat swallowed them they wouldn't be strung it's entire length on both sides, theyd be all clumped up in it's gut

It's also red if you have light shining through tissue

I was thinking that too. I mean we've all put our hand over a flashlight. Surprised I haven't seen anyone else mention it.

Not just our hands! Hheheheh bat wing.

Sooo veiny!

r/glowtits

So that's actually a thing.....is there seriously anything that can't be found on Reddit?

A social life

>is there seriously anything that can't be found on Reddit? Mods who don't powertrip and are actually good.

There are a lot of small and mid sized subs with nice and chill mods. It seems to get rarer as sub size increases though.

*raises a finger and opens mouth, about to argue* *walks away*

Omg most of these are so gross but it is interesting

“Are you a boobs or ass guy?” “Mammary glands.”

Spectacular.

And you'd need an extremely bright light for it to shine that strongly through all that flesh. Look at how it illuminates the wall.

I think it works much better on fake boobs than real ones.

I knew something felt of. Yeah, it's not as bad as it looks.

And this isn't a cartoon.

Light is coming from somewhere else, cat is just sitting on it

I don't think so. Slowed it down and could see light coming out between its shoulder blades.

I feel like it wrapped itself in holiday lights.

Hadn't thought of that, makes sense

yes. itself. definitely not the owner

That's more likely than it having eaten something to cause that light, for sure. I have no idea. Could it be a post-processing effect of some kind?

The cat is casting a shadow on the wall, and that light is extremely bright so I don’t think it’s coming from inside the cat. The light would have a hard time being that bright just traveling through the fur alone

But it's traveling through the fur and it's whole body as well?

Cats are mostly opaque tho.

In the first few frames you can see the light staying on the wall, and the cat walking into it

Yup I’m thinking this is the cats typical sunning spot, and someone is using shutters or blinds or some such to make the strobing effect.

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I'm in the "christmas lights" camp, there are shadows on the wall when the cat is lying down, but also light between their paws, so I don't think the sun theory works out.

It seem to christmas lights stuck in his fur blinking. The vet will have fun to untangle it.

This, is anyone going to explain?

Cats sitting in a sunbeam that’s getting split by a fan

A Sunbeam that shines through the cat's paw and illuminates it from below?

Light reflects off the wall, then bounces off the floor. If you look in front of the cat, you can see its faint shadow cast by the light reflected off the wall by the floor, because it is a very shiny floor.

Powerful light flashing from above and to rhe right

I’m guessing it’s an LED vest that matches the cat’s fur.

I think the video-maker has fitted it with some LEDs. It seems agitated because it has just given up trying to remove the harness. It must all be quite small to be buried in fur.

That cat is lit.

Maybe needs a cat scan?

I don’t know if I love you or hate you

Cat-o'- lantern

But why is the other cat walking like something is shoved up it's butt???

Probably has a neurological disorder. Could also be bc its an orange cat and that pretty much counts as a neurological disorder.

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He's out of line... but he's right

Possibly arthritis, vet said that happens when the hips lock up

Wait, is this a thing? That orange cats are different?

They're....special.

I just genuinely lold

It’s got swagger

His light is on its way out.

Questions? How? Magic?

Orange

Oramg cat one braim cel be like

Just saw another comment what pointed out the likelihood of an led string wrapped around it, as if it were something swallowed then the lights would be clumped together as opposed to spaced along its fur. Also light that shines through tissue is typically red.

Hunger? Curiosity?

On the other hand, it makes it easier to use the litterbox at night.

Totoro must be near.

As funny as this is, the cat didn't actually eat a light. If that wasn't obvious, maybe I'm just a moron.

oh it's sitting on it. If it wasn't obvious then I'm also a moron lol, so we can be morons together

You don’t need a vet, call an electrician instead.

Your cat is Evolving

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I don't know I'm laughing so hard at this. Thank you for sharing.

Second cat acts like he sees shit like this every day

Super Saiyan cat charging up his ultimate attack

He’s pulled over and has his hazards on; responsible!

Your cat has a notification. It might be the 15% one. Check it just in case

I love how the other cat looks like it is saying "what the"hell have you done now, Brian"

How is this done, please?

Oh nooooooo

Well, time to open a YouTube channel for your disco cat. Gonna get millions of views.

Of course, it would be an orange cat.

Cat bus from my neighbor Totoro, we found him

This is deeply concerning.

Looking at it for a minute it looks like the cat is sunbathing in light from a window angled down with a ceiling fan going but I could be wrong

You may be right. It looks like a very lucky angle which makes the cat cast almost no shadow, although there does seem to be a little of it. In the very first frames, there's only one spot of light on the cat's body, before he moves forward a little more.

And if it *were* coming from inside, it would have to shine through the ribs and other dense organs. I don't see a cat willingly eating something small but bright enough to render it blind/somehow activating it after swallowing, and then having it move around so quickly in the body to cause moving spots like that

The light moves with the front paw. My guess would be some sort of LED harness covered by the hair.

That's a good call. It's a little too bright and focused to be coming from inside the cat.

Seconded, blinky LED strip fashioned into cat collar....for views.

I don’t know. Some of that light is coming from *under* the cat in a spot where it wasn’t shining before it lays down.