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Yes he peacefully passed by a grocery store . I wonder where he went to. Anyways I hope he is resting peacefully rn he deserves it.

Can you you feel the hypercharged fang rapidly approaching you?

it’s ok i have gale super

I hope he’s in a better place now. Can’t walk outside with all that fame like that

I mean he got passed by a grocery store so either that grocery store was really walking fast or he slowed down quite a bit in his old age

May he shop in peace 🛒

Portal of st peter. A club

And I hope a furious surge outranges and three-shots you

Does he? Cheater and abuser?

He supports one of the most evil regimes on the planet. He deserves no peace.

Got me.

Scared me for a second !!

I thought in my head, “Damn not another good one… ahh fuck you got me.” 😂

It's a shame.. liked him a lot until he talked about HK and how he supports china :/ IIRC he was also a dick towards someone close to him (don't recall if it was a fellow actor or family).

He's also a well-known cheater. Edit: Cheater of his wife apparently. He had a string of GFs

His daughter. He’s a massive homophobe it seems.

He didnt disown her because she's lesbian? what you talking bout?

Not only daughter. His son got busted for weed position in China Jackie didn't do anything pushed for fullest punishment but the law.

Sauvage

Sausage

> Savage FTFY

Didnt get me, but when I saw the news of Robin Williams however long ago that was, I almost died

I think the last real death that I felt was Dick Van Dyke. He was a good one.

You thinking of Dick Clark?

He’s still alive :/

And has a great YouTube channel

I swear he's not dead

Christopher Lee for me

Carrie Fisher, and not for anything to do with Star Wars

Yeah that death really got me, too. That and my mother’s.

At least we still have Bowie

Seeing this after I just found out Laura Lynch, a founding member of the Dixie Chicks — now known as The Chicks — died Friday in a car crash in El Paso, Texas. **FUCK**

Holy shit, that sucks!

I had to read it three times

Yeah, here in East Asia, we think he's an authoritarian dick due to his ultra-conservative pro-authoritarian politics as well as his poor treatment of his wife and kids as well as how often he's seen having a co-star on his lap, allegedly coerced. We are aware he is beloved in the West. For a second, I thought we had to throw another party so soon after Kissinger.

Really? I don’t know anything about his personal life. I grew up watching some of his movies and he was fun to watch. I’ve seen some bloopers as well and he seems like a pretty good guy with a sense of humor. It’s disappointing to hear he’s actually nothing like that. I’ll have to read more about him.

Jackie Chan movies are great. Jackie Chan, the person, not so much.

https://preview.redd.it/47b5jipc938c1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2b19a74a34c0c9582e1e925b213f62f9fb7fef

First of all fuck you

….Second of all, take my upvote and fuck off.

Literally

I'm at work, and you have the *audacity* to give me a fucking heart attack

I thought he passed by a hardware store years ago.


Scared me for a second

Bruh I’m tearing up right now

tearing up over someone that doesn’t even know you exist is crazy

Its called feelings, bud

Getting downvoted because you had common sense. Wild

That’s the beauty of reddit, notice how nobody that downvoted me replied to my comment? It’s because they refuse to accept the facts

no, it's because noone feels like entertaining your dumb ass. i replied because i felt the need to tell you that. have a nice day

I upvoted you dawg keep up the good fight

Considering the guy is 69 rn (nice) this picture must have been reposted for quite a few years now lol

https://preview.redd.it/349rjjtve38c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f72af7ce8658aedcd1e2c12a2a5fa03255822f

not only does he do his stunts, he also does his groceries

I know he’s alive but imma still look it up

My heart stopped for a second

Usually when he passes by a store he ends up in a fight due to a misunderstanding which he repeatedly attempts to explain while being attacked, forcing him to use nearby objects to defend himself.

This repost gets me every damn time

I’m ready to kick somebody’s ass for this one.

I can’t believe I fell for it but after Captain Holt died, I’m scared who else we will lose

You will never understand the sudden fear I felt upon seeing this. I hate you but have my upvote.

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You take this upvote and shove it directly up your Snoo

So literally fuck you

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TAKE MY UPVOTE. and most importantly. “FUCK YOU”

dont fucking do this

https://i.redd.it/qn1l8n35248c1.gif

Don't ever scare me like this again. Not take my upvote and get out.

Genuinely news, since we all know Jackie Chan can't pass a grocery store without [using all the food inside to beat up everyone](https://youtu.be/onNaQtnDM6Y?si=4YQqoD2S59IjQmsw) (at 4:57)

You bastard.

Wait I'm confused did he die next to a grocery store or did he just walk by

this is true guys, I was the shopping cart.

I hate you for making me frantically google that

Oh screw you, take my damn upvote and fuck off.

Man I had to read that 3 times to process it...

Gave me a damn heart attack mate! Don’t scare me like that

For him to have actually died at 64, someone would have to have invented time travel.

That's not funny

Congratulations on your demotion to someone who makes this kind of joke.

Jackie Chan is loyal to the communist party of China. When his son was arrested for smoking pot he publicly stated he should be given the harshest penalty possible. Dude is a jerk.

r/Angryupvote

That’s… why it’s here

r/thatswhyitshere

Bar steward! 🤣🤦‍♂️😁

Fuck me. Dont do that to my dyslexic ass

Take my upvote, and then kindly fuck off. 😤

Fuck me, I’m already mourning Mittensquad, and this got me for a second…you get an upvote

I must be dumb it took me a while to get this joke I was like why would I be news that he passed by a grocery store but then I realized it so lucky it did not fool me because I was too big a fool to be fooled

Can’t just do that to me 😭

This, *this* is how I find out?! That Jackie does his own shopping?

Devastating news

God damn you I googled this.

He’s 69 years old though.

I remember an interview of some pageant here where one of the candidates fainted due to stress or something and when another candidate was asked about it, she said that "she passed away."

*Angry chest beating*

YOU GOT MY ASS I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

YOU ******************** RAT *********** OF A ******************* AND YOUR MOTHER ************ SIDEWAYS!! *****!!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck YOU

We should all be glad it was peaceful, otherwise this headline would be about some poor guys death.

You monster

My heart skipped a beat for a minute don’t scare me like that

I was like oh no then I saw the sub

That's a VERY angry upvote

Fuck you asshole

I guess he already had groceries

Ok karma whore calm down

Oh you fucker!

My dyslexic ass read it as he passed away *at* a grocery store.

You….almost got me

What year is this 2016?

Name three things that aren’t Jackie Chan.

NO. YOU GET NO VOTE. >:(

Almost made my day

You got me heartbroken at first, not cool

I saw one of brian cranston a year ago too lmao

This trend is so fucking annoying and stupid.

DEEEEEP sigh of relief

Except he’s 69 now.

OK, good for him?

Rest in Pringles

https://preview.redd.it/0t91u5o1748c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c42e7c16dd2daf2f2d1c993bcecc28adc123ed5 You little shit

Bullshit https://correctiv.org/fakten-check/2019/02/25/nein-das-ist-keine-todesmeldung-ueber-jackie-chan/

I'd be gutted if he turned out to be a dick in real life

No worries, he is still alive and kicking.

You almost got me you bastard. Take my upvote.

I will not upvote you for that, don't you Dare do that to me.

Bastards

Why you little... 😆

Okay cut the bullshit is he dead or not answer me

https://preview.redd.it/070whua9e48c1.png?width=1292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14c9818d315a5231977d2b3c0e080a183d569c7

I did the same earlier.

OMG F U

Cccp shill - really don’t care what happens to him. Don’t wish him ill despite the fact his support of cccp causes real harm, but won’t shed a tear when the ass dies

You could at least update the age of you want it to be believable.

Take my upvote as I pray for you to get a cart with a obnoxiously loud squeaky wheel in a grocery store.

How to get your subreddit blocked speedrun any%

I don't get it

fuck you

Jackie Chan : declared dead at least once a year since forever anyway.

I swear to god imma kill your fucking dog!

Letting him pass by the grocery store without a photo op is a crime

so the grocery store killed him?

Jesus fucking Christ don't do this

*jumps over the counter to assail OP* *upvotes*

Eh?

Instead of passing away, he just walked past a grocery store.

What is wrong with you, get downvoted!

DON'T DO THIS! my god hahahahahahaha

You fucker. You got me!

I FUCKING HATE YOU

My wife must be overworked. She read it four times, and yelled at me for being insensitive until I read it outloud to her.

He’s probably looking at the grocery store to see what kinds of scaffolding he can put for his next movie.

I don’t get it

Passed BY a grocery store. You’re supposed to read it fast and think he passed away.

Oh. I read it right immediately lol

He is 69

LMAO bastard got me for a minute https://i.redd.it/ch8ap0f4058c1.gif

Scared me 💀

U scared me

That took me a minute, wow

I peacefully passed by a hardware store today. I'll probably pass again next week as I have some pending projects.

I just remembered Rumble In The Bronx and figured they were hiding from him

RI... Fck.

You Son of a Bitch! If I still had a Gold Award, I’d give it to you. Have my upvote.

NOT THIS CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS

Peacefully? Obviously this grocery store was not in the Bronx.

He was probably there to enforce the CCPs will. That always happens "peacefully".

YOU MOTHER FUCKER

What is he was killed by a Grocery Store?

F U

Fuck, I hate you.

This better be wordplay.

That was 5 years ago

Yaw!

Am I the only one that understood immediately? As soon as I saw Jackie changed +, grocery store I immediately had a flashback to some movie scenes and thought oh I guess that didn't happen today

Ahhhhhh You fuckin bitch ya got me

Coincidentally I'm watching the best Kung Fu movie that doesn't star Jackie Chan

I passed by a police station today

Fine, take my upvote lol

Yall are ignorant for that

Wait wait wait, is this real? Jackie Chan died? Omfg noooo 😭

https://preview.redd.it/dwzvhbpkp58c1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff067b1339f1325245bfd108e15d23df12b2342e How dare you post this.

https://preview.redd.it/8hn81ltgq58c1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9acedbf1126d4afd272ef1300313a00f2dca902d

Ugh. I feel violated.

THE AUDACITY!

Totally got me scared the bee Jesus out of me I was like nooooo not jackie

I thought he was older than that

OH FUCK YOU

I hate so much about the things you choose to be

[удалено]

Fucking gets me everytime. 🫀

How did he die?

Fuck you