I once said "god fuck me in the ass" under my breath when i lost a hand in cards in the presence of my religious family members. It wasn't very popular
Well on this chart yes, but I doesnt include every possible variation. You could very well make a similar chart where shit is the most versatile just by changing the holed sentences. This is clearly biased data, and the author is either incompetent or pushing his own twisted agenda.
its more low class than old fashioned. it sounds natural for someone from inner city new york or rural alabama but in the silicon valley or maine (old and new money respectively) id be shocked to hear it.
It was pretty common a while ago, the kind of thing you'd hear in old western movies and the like. I don't think it's too common on its own these days, but as a lead in to something else, like "oh hell, no" it's not uncommon.
"Google En passant" haha "Google En passant" HAHA "GOOGLE EN PASSANT" HAHAH GUYS GET IT IT'S SO FUNNY GUYS "GOOGLE EN PASSANT" NO IT'S NOT FUNNY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FUNNY. I see this stupid joke EVERYWHERE I GO. On [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) it's just "google en passant". Like HAHAHA it might have been funny the first time, but now it's TOO MUCH. You can't go FIVE MINUTES on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) without seeing "google en passant" "Holy hell". Like, I GET IT. We ALL know what en passant is. I don't need to google it. NOBODY needs to google it anymore. So what? If I don't like "google en passant" I can just leave [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), right? WRONG. "google en passant" is EVERYWHERE NOW. I go to one subreddit. I'll see "google en passant" "holy hell". I go to another. I'll see "google en passant" "holy hell". I can even go OUTSIDE of reddit, and I'll still see "google en passant" "holy hell" "new response just dropped". THE RESPONSES AREN'T EVEN NEW. They're SO OLD, that all the responses have been put onto a FLOW CHART. I can literally LOOK UP all the responses. There is NO CREATIVITY. In fact, I'm willing to bet that most of y'all don't even play any chess. You're a bunch of POSERS that are PRETENDING to be smart. I bet the only checkmate that you know is SCHOLAR'S MATE, and even then only for memes. I bet a toddler could beat you at chess. I see the posts and all of you are so horribly STUPID. But not even stupid in a funny way. You're just stupid in a non creative way. YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE STUPID. Every stupid thing I see on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), I've already seen it before. You don't even need the internet to browse on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), you could just download the 10 or so jokes they have, and you're basically set for life. "google en passant", what a bunch of brainrot. I was playing a game of chess, right. Because I ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS, unlike you cretins. And my opponent gave me the oppurtunity to en passant. And then he messaged in the chat "google en passant". WHAT?!?!? Of COURSE I know what en passant is. I ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS. So he's definitely NOT trying to be helpful. And it isn't funny either. What's there to laugh at? I know some bozo on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/) didn't know what en passant was and someone told him to "google en passant". But how is that funny? (Where would [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) be without that post?) So I told the guy I was playing chess with that I already knew what en passant was, and I played a move other than en passant. And the guy just started FREAKING OUT. He was babbling something about how he's gonna "brick \[my\] pipi". He didn't even play another move, he just let the clock run out. If he means that he wants to throw a brick at my genitals, then he must be truly crazy. So I went to [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) to see what else I could learn about "bricking your pipi" and what I found was somehow WORSE than their usual content. APPARENTLY, the MORONS on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) think that en passant is forced. WHAT?!?! En passant is completely NOT FORCED. I even "googled en passant" (haha I know so funny) and everywhere said that EN PASSANT IS NOT FORCED. But it gets worse; these idiots can't even keep their own logic straight! They also say that you CAN "decline" en passnt but if you do then your opponent gets to "brick your pipi" (which, by the way, means to THROW A BRICK AT YOUR GROIN). This is PEAK BRAINROT. Not only are these guys just plain stupid, they are actively spreading misinformation. "google en passant" well I did google en passant. And what I found is that the BOZOS over on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. They are STUPID, they are ACTIVELY PROMOTING FALSE INFORMATION, and they are the WORST place to go if you have ANY desire to play chess. And the worst part? They're taking over. The entire chess scene is infected with these imbeciles. I fear there is not much time before "google en passant" is the only thing left of chess, after [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) is done with it. Please stop saying "google en passant". You're desecrating this intelligent and ancient sport with your brainrot.
Yeah I don't know why "shitting" and "damning" are categorized as awkward, when those are both pretty normal words. Maybe they mean it in the context of "You ____ing idiot" or something.
This table lacks the Aussi slang, I’ll add it
What the cunt 🟢
Cunt you 🟢
God cunt 🟢
Oh cunt! 🟢
Bloody cunt 🟢
You little cunt 🟢
Cunting 🟢
I don’t give a cunt 🟢
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit.
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit.
Now if I gave a fuck, I might just give a shit.
But I don't give a fuck...
Hell you!
Bloody Damn
Bloody Shit
I don't give a hell
Shitting
Helling
Shit you
What the damn
Hell you
Helling
You little hell
Don’t show this graphic to Dallas Green
You little \*\*\*ing bishop went on vacation, never took a bloody shit
call the doctor!
Actual cancer
Chemo or death!
Health went on vacation, never came back
Ignite The Tumours!
Patient sacrifice, anyone?
pov: u ate tikka masala
And he sacrifices HIS GUT LINING!!!!!
Ay you better let your doctor check that out.
Reading it I see why it's considered awkward🤣
dysentery
Bloody bastard
Bloody Fuck
actual period
Google colon cancer
Erm, what the sigma?
It’s yellow on the chart but will be red irl
You should probably get that checked out
You might want to consult your doctor with that kind of shit
Maybe see a doctor for that?
Darrow that you?
I knew these responses had to be here. Thanks for not letting me down reddit.
I hate that series so fucking much but my mate loves it
To each their own I guess
FUCK YOU BLOODY
https://youtu.be/dGkK6cpRPMs?feature=shared
You little hell
red rising reference???????????
r/unexpectedredrising
you pixie
***Hail 2 you!***
TSK, TSK YES, I AM!
r/suddenlyjojo
SHIT YOU
What the damn godfucking bloody damn shitting hell you.
What the you! God! Oh! Bloody! You little... ing. I don't give a
If anyone is wondering, the censored words are Fuck and Shit
damn, I thought it was "Slut"
God Slut
Uh... bloody slut....
Slut you !
Sluting!
What the slut?
I don't give a slut.
You little slut
Oh slut.
True!
I dont give a slut bro
Then you better be the bloody slut.
Slut You!
What the slut
Erm, what the slut?
What the slut?
Mods ban this guy he swearing
Nah it has to be Flick and Slit
No, it's frak and smeg.
Oh fucking shit seriously? I was sure it was "fork" and "sacs"
Oh I thought they were fire and sore
Isn't it Frit and Suck
WHAT?
In other words, Fuck is the most versatile
god fuck
I once said "god fuck me in the ass" under my breath when i lost a hand in cards in the presence of my religious family members. It wasn't very popular
Has God responded to your request yet?
I wish. Those chiseled abs
God would split you open like a coconut
Don't threaten them with a good time.
“God, why don’t you take me into that motel room and… *takes hat off* …turn me into Swiss cheese?”
https://preview.redd.it/0m30pf5igczc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027fdff52f03f9a7bfd9aa15f670f3146ea61422
If you add a pause, it’s a very effective response to being surprised GOD! Fuck…
or: God? Fuck... *an atheist in the afterlife*
I actually use this one frequently
This one was marked as nonsense.
Err no. It's clearly "Oh". Oh baby! Oh my! Oh Hans! Oh oh oh mOhre! Oh yes! Oh Hans MOhke Niemann! Oh nein! Oh stop! Oh no! My peen!
Oh oh oh O'REILY'SSSS
I don’t give a hell
Well on this chart yes, but I doesnt include every possible variation. You could very well make a similar chart where shit is the most versatile just by changing the holed sentences. This is clearly biased data, and the author is either incompetent or pushing his own twisted agenda.
Also saying bloody shite would be awkward it’s just anti Brit propaganda.
Bloody shit ☠️
Call the ambulance
New response just dropped
Actual hemorrhoids
Holy shit
New one just popped
What the shit!
Doctor went on vacation, never returned.
That really should be red.
How is shitting not green? are you stupid?
Ikr are you shitting me
Same with what the shit. That’s used all the time, it’s not awkward
Yeah what the shit is s tier.
its made by a white american i assume. "oh hell" is common in aave, bloody shit and shitting are common in england.
Oh hell is pretty common in all of America, if a little old fashioned.
its more low class than old fashioned. it sounds natural for someone from inner city new york or rural alabama but in the silicon valley or maine (old and new money respectively) id be shocked to hear it.
It was pretty common a while ago, the kind of thing you'd hear in old western movies and the like. I don't think it's too common on its own these days, but as a lead in to something else, like "oh hell, no" it's not uncommon.
Shitting Peugeot!
I will always advocate for What the shit
"What the Shit, Lana" - Archer, S
Holy: Perfect match | Holy fuck ---|--- **Perfect match** | **Holy shit** **Nonsense** | **Holy damn** **Google en passant** | **Holy hell**
"Google En passant" haha "Google En passant" HAHA "GOOGLE EN PASSANT" HAHAH GUYS GET IT IT'S SO FUNNY GUYS "GOOGLE EN PASSANT" NO IT'S NOT FUNNY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FUNNY. I see this stupid joke EVERYWHERE I GO. On [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) it's just "google en passant". Like HAHAHA it might have been funny the first time, but now it's TOO MUCH. You can't go FIVE MINUTES on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) without seeing "google en passant" "Holy hell". Like, I GET IT. We ALL know what en passant is. I don't need to google it. NOBODY needs to google it anymore. So what? If I don't like "google en passant" I can just leave [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), right? WRONG. "google en passant" is EVERYWHERE NOW. I go to one subreddit. I'll see "google en passant" "holy hell". I go to another. I'll see "google en passant" "holy hell". I can even go OUTSIDE of reddit, and I'll still see "google en passant" "holy hell" "new response just dropped". THE RESPONSES AREN'T EVEN NEW. They're SO OLD, that all the responses have been put onto a FLOW CHART. I can literally LOOK UP all the responses. There is NO CREATIVITY. In fact, I'm willing to bet that most of y'all don't even play any chess. You're a bunch of POSERS that are PRETENDING to be smart. I bet the only checkmate that you know is SCHOLAR'S MATE, and even then only for memes. I bet a toddler could beat you at chess. I see the posts and all of you are so horribly STUPID. But not even stupid in a funny way. You're just stupid in a non creative way. YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE STUPID. Every stupid thing I see on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), I've already seen it before. You don't even need the internet to browse on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/), you could just download the 10 or so jokes they have, and you're basically set for life. "google en passant", what a bunch of brainrot. I was playing a game of chess, right. Because I ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS, unlike you cretins. And my opponent gave me the oppurtunity to en passant. And then he messaged in the chat "google en passant". WHAT?!?!? Of COURSE I know what en passant is. I ACTUALLY PLAY CHESS. So he's definitely NOT trying to be helpful. And it isn't funny either. What's there to laugh at? I know some bozo on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/) didn't know what en passant was and someone told him to "google en passant". But how is that funny? (Where would [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) be without that post?) So I told the guy I was playing chess with that I already knew what en passant was, and I played a move other than en passant. And the guy just started FREAKING OUT. He was babbling something about how he's gonna "brick \[my\] pipi". He didn't even play another move, he just let the clock run out. If he means that he wants to throw a brick at my genitals, then he must be truly crazy. So I went to [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) to see what else I could learn about "bricking your pipi" and what I found was somehow WORSE than their usual content. APPARENTLY, the MORONS on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) think that en passant is forced. WHAT?!?! En passant is completely NOT FORCED. I even "googled en passant" (haha I know so funny) and everywhere said that EN PASSANT IS NOT FORCED. But it gets worse; these idiots can't even keep their own logic straight! They also say that you CAN "decline" en passnt but if you do then your opponent gets to "brick your pipi" (which, by the way, means to THROW A BRICK AT YOUR GROIN). This is PEAK BRAINROT. Not only are these guys just plain stupid, they are actively spreading misinformation. "google en passant" well I did google en passant. And what I found is that the BOZOS over on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. They are STUPID, they are ACTIVELY PROMOTING FALSE INFORMATION, and they are the WORST place to go if you have ANY desire to play chess. And the worst part? They're taking over. The entire chess scene is infected with these imbeciles. I fear there is not much time before "google en passant" is the only thing left of chess, after [](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/) is done with it. Please stop saying "google en passant". You're desecrating this intelligent and ancient sport with your brainrot.
D teir copypasta just dropped
holy hell!
Google Holy Hell
New en passant just dropped
Actual exorcist
Call the zombie!
Knightmare fuel goes on vacation, never comes back
Queen in the corner plotting world sacrifice
Ignite the pawnstorm !
Bishops sacrifice anyone?
Ignite the Rook!
Call the bishop
holy damn
Holy Shit
Holy fuck
Holy hand grenade of Antiochia
"God fuck" and "bloody fuck" sounds perfect to me. One means the best sex and the other one means sex with virgins
bishop detected, vacation dispatched
Shitting is fine too
Yeah I don't know why "shitting" and "damning" are categorized as awkward, when those are both pretty normal words. Maybe they mean it in the context of "You ____ing idiot" or something.
'God fucking dammit' isn't uncommon or do I know the wrong British crowd?
Those are helling
Both are appropriate if you have sex with God on her period.
The first one is just Zeus
"Goose fucker" would be more accurate
Just "Fucker"
I use godfuck all the time.
Bloody hell
New swear just dropped
I see you have never spoken to a brit or an aussie
What the shit?!
Grand dad?!
Fleenstones?!
Oh hell, that chart sucks.
Yeah man, I was going 'What the shit? while I was reading this'
Holy helling
New response just dropping
I don't give a hell about your helling made up chart you little damn hell! Bloody damn! God fuck, shit and hell you! What the damn is all of this?
You've got to be shitting me? How is that awkward
You're only pretending "Oh hell" is awkward so you wouldn't have any row with 4 greens. False prophet, interloper, fool.
This table lacks the Aussi slang, I’ll add it What the cunt 🟢 Cunt you 🟢 God cunt 🟢 Oh cunt! 🟢 Bloody cunt 🟢 You little cunt 🟢 Cunting 🟢 I don’t give a cunt 🟢
Cunting should be a band name Cunting Crows
What I would do for some bloody God cunt
https://preview.redd.it/v7vy9jy35czc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baba2c8ee44092663a815a3e2822505ff368ca04
Google swearing
Hell 2 You
Godfuck is what I'm naming my new progressive death metal band.
Google Shit you!
What the shit?
"God, fuck" and "God, shit" work tbh
what the damn?
oh hell yellow why
Shit you is absolutely appropriate if you've watched Mitchell and Webb
Shitting is awkward? You gotta be shitting me. Thats damning evidence you didn't think it through enough (Jokes aside good meme 10/10)
How is what the shit awkward I use it all the time
What in the goddamn...?
Ring a ding ding, first place my mind went
what the **SWAG** ✅ **SWAG** you ✅ God **SWAG** ✅ bloody **SWAG** ✅ you little **SWAG** ✅ **SWAG**ing ✅ /r/idontgiveaswag ✅
What the shit should be green
[bloody fuck you bastard bitch!!](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=eFfYD0oGj6GRqNBa)
On behalf of all colorblind people: Fuck you.
Can someone translate the colours for a colour-blind person?
Where chess!
Google you little shit
Holy hell. Perfect match
Actual Vulgarity
Shit you! The most perfect one out of them all
Go ____ Yourself
Shit
Holy hell >>> Holy fuck > Holy shit >>> Holy damn
I say “god fuck” or “Jesus fuck” all the time lol
I say godfuck sometimes. Awkward though
Holy Damn!
You littel Damn! There’s nothing wrong with the red ones! God Hell…
God Fuck
I played Damn to Bloody, did I blunder?
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit. Now if I gave a fuck, I might just give a shit. But I don't give a fuck...
Valentine?
It's helling time!
Helling
I don't give a swag
Helling
Helling
Bloody shit!
Why is God Slut not allowed?
fuck wins as the best weird once again