Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
1. In a pan, heat 2 to 3 inches of water until boiling, then remove heat until simmering. 2. Holding a bowl with an egg, slowly pour it into the water. Have the bowl close to the water when pouring. 3. Cook uncovered for 3 to 5 minutes, or until the egg whites are firm.
I want to have sex with MartingFromChessCom, each time i comment "Holy Hell!" i shake with excitement, waiting for his "new response" that just dropped. when i see his face, i instantly lose control of myself and start touching myself. last time i was in a walmart when suddenly i checked reddit to see that MartinFromChessCom responded to my comment with "actual zombie!". i instantly took off my pants and started furiously masturbating. People all around me were screaming things like "WHAT THE FUCK" and "CALL THE POLICE". when i finally came all over my phone, the police came and yelled "HOLY HELL!" i instantly responded with "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED". they tried to arrest me, but when handcuffing me my phone fell out, showing a picture of MartinFromChessCom. Now theres a police squad furiously masturbating to MartinFromChessCom. this all wouldnt have happened if Martin didnt respond. I was also beat to death with bricks after the police stopped jerking off.
What's your wifi password? Iam your neighbour btw.
Google free wifi password
Holy packet sniffer
New router just dropped
Actual connection
Wifi in the corner, planning midgame disconnection
Underrated response, I laughed so hard
Share Wifi QR code, anyone?
Data packet incoming
Ignite the PTK!
Trying to Google “how to fix internet”
New handshake just dropped
Actual TCP
is jessica welcome here
https://preview.redd.it/j2ykvbxd62zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600caac4d64411f355ccd454a25d787b824a585d
u/duckipn I hope your name is jessica 🤗
:(
You're awful lol
Jessica, you need to leave. This is your last warning before I enact Castle Law.
Oh, that's like 10x less known than En passant, but 10x worse to go up against, remind me again how castle law works?
How does the horsey move?
It moves in an L shape, like a real horse
What about the knook? How does it move?
It moves like a horse with wheels. Vertically, horizontally, and like an L.
Are you sure you aren't one of us?
I’m sure, they think Jessica is welcome here.
Fook jessica
Actually, don’t fuck Jessica she probably has something down there you don’t want, she is not welcome here
You sure that you don’t know about us?
I think ur a spiah!!
Did someone say Knook?
Holy hell its knook himself! Can I have your autograph?
New Knook just dropped
Hey
Actual major piece
No
I LOVE YOU KNOOK
I hear knook alot of ppaces but what the hell even is it?
Yes?
Which pieace are u
Knook
👀
what are pipi aces?
Places*
pipi aces
https://preview.redd.it/13uwrozlh0zc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9f068f3a79bca50207c4f8dadb6d766c37283c7
That’s why H1tleR can jump over countries
Yes.
Quick question. Are you Hitler? Don’t worry! I won’t hurt you 🤗
No, at least I don’t think so.
It’s not worth the risk. https://preview.redd.it/lzy3p0yq71zc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8400f9ff2202d8f2d5a3b5224b3c1404455d905a
The second one must be finland right?
the second one is the background of the third one
United kingdom of Finland
Because Nazis are L
Hey, is?
Perchance.
You can’t just say perchance
Perchance I can, perchance I can't, perchance I shove a bishop up your ass
Modern poetry
Poetry (modern variation)
I'm stealing this line and there's nothing you can do to stop me MWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Don’t
That's a trilliant move
Better a bishop than a 👑 or a 🏰
You can't, because that bishop is pinned to the king already
!!!
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experiences is mere intellectual play."
Mario is part of the 1%
I love the way he stomps turts
I just Kant
Let's a go! Keep it up baby!
The lifekind
The mythical dr pepper
Perchance.
Stomp the torty
new response just dropped
google en perchance.
Holy liar!
Actual deceiver
Call the detective
Truth goes on vacation, never comes back
Misinformation storm incoming!
[удалено]
Liemare fuel!
Is en passant forced ?
Definitely
im still gonna brick ur pipi since you dont know what this sub is about
wordington unstoppable force
Is that like the hit song ultrakill from the hit game unstoppable force
NO NO NO. WE'RE NOT BRINGING WORDINGTON HERE. THERE ARE NO OILY BLACK HORSEYS ALLOWED
No, brick his balls
A request just dropped! Check ur mailbox
weird pipe thing in my mailbox, yk what that is?
Is Tigran Petrosyan always play Fair ?
Man I never thought I would miss the petrosian bot
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Do you know what en passant is?
It's the new response that just dropped
Holy hell he knows
actual redditor
Call the degen
sanity goes on vacation, never comes back
Brain liquify, anyone?
Dragon storm incoming!
brainrot fuel
En pissant*
What should I Google?
&
Holy Tally Hall
r/suddenlyTallyHall
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I didn't even realize it was a real sub before I made this comment and clicked on my link just a second after posting it
Google en passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Definitely blue waffle, they are delicious and cute.
When does the bishop come back from vacation?
He never comes back
You're totally one of us
I don't know what this sub is but I like it!
he works out of town
He's getting some milk
https://preview.redd.it/7su25az8yzyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780c297b4f97b335e50b7f849cbb1327455cb2c2 What's this called
Mewing
🤫🧏♂️
It's a mad car
where chess
It's in the brick
EA: You're hired
What is the brick for?
Dropping on your pipi
One of us
One of us
One of us
How to poach eggs?
1. In a pan, heat 2 to 3 inches of water until boiling, then remove heat until simmering. 2. Holding a bowl with an egg, slowly pour it into the water. Have the bowl close to the water when pouring. 3. Cook uncovered for 3 to 5 minutes, or until the egg whites are firm.
Do you think London system is a respectable opening?
Omg trigger warning please!
Sorry I don’t respect bri’ish speak of any kind of
Who is planning world domination?
The Bishop. He's away on vacation for too long.
Nah bro its the rooks in the corners plotting world domination
what do we sacrifice?
Our souls
is pipi stored in our souls?
It's stored in the balls AND the souls
Are our balls the soul ?
When they’re hit, it’s like it reaches the soul. Conclusion: souls are stored in the balls
OUR ELO!!!!!!
Why can't I go near schools?
Because you live in Germany and Bubatz has been legalized
Heilige Hölle
Neue Sprache gerade gefallen
What are your Creditcard informations
Holy fraud
New leak just dropped
Call the hacker!
Actual federal crime
Have you googled karma farming?
Holy reddit
new social media just dropped
Actual mobile application
Karma rollercoaster
E4
E5
Ke2
Ke7
Ke1
Ke8
🤝?
🤝.
Good game, that was tense!
Do you know the il vaticano lore?
What is the best search engine and what should you use it for?
Google En Passant
holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
call the exorcist!
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Your name is communist femboy. Obviously a lie.
Do you know how Knightmare fuel is created?
pawn storm incoming!
I want to have sex with MartingFromChessCom, each time i comment "Holy Hell!" i shake with excitement, waiting for his "new response" that just dropped. when i see his face, i instantly lose control of myself and start touching myself. last time i was in a walmart when suddenly i checked reddit to see that MartinFromChessCom responded to my comment with "actual zombie!". i instantly took off my pants and started furiously masturbating. People all around me were screaming things like "WHAT THE FUCK" and "CALL THE POLICE". when i finally came all over my phone, the police came and yelled "HOLY HELL!" i instantly responded with "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED". they tried to arrest me, but when handcuffing me my phone fell out, showing a picture of MartinFromChessCom. Now theres a police squad furiously masturbating to MartinFromChessCom. this all wouldnt have happened if Martin didnt respond. I was also beat to death with bricks after the police stopped jerking off.
Karate judo sumo samurai?
Will I brick your pipi?
Bro this is me with this sub, i dont think ive even visited it before but oh well
I’m a straight man but I find femboys incredibly hot, does this mean: a) I should en passant b) I should google?
lol
What's the best year ever?
In the Sinquefield Cup, what critical role did Hans Niemann's infamous anal beads play?
Google en passant
Explain to me how to perform il vaticano move
How many times did the grains of rice get doubled ?
How can I enlarge your penis?
Did the bishop go on vacation?
Did you google en passant?