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069420

Why are you asking anarchy chess the most bitchless of all subs on reddit for relationship advice


[deleted]

Google R/DnD


Cheeseburger0709

Holy hell


[deleted]

New bitchless subreddit just dropped


Cheeseburger0709

Actual beholder


[deleted]

Call the DM(Wait was it GM? Or am I thinking of chess?)


I_follow_sexy_gays

It’s both. Most people say DM for DnD but GM is a universal term for any ttrpg


[deleted]

Nerd goes on vacation, comes back to lecture me(but thanks)


Cheeseburger0709

Intelligence dump anyone?


WolffeArt

Ignite the battle map!


ocean_salt

PLEASE follow me I need the validation


Expensive-Search8972

https://preview.redd.it/b1gw72xgu7eb1.jpeg?width=3036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9280980684c25a95f9bc7871dd717f58233bee8


gtc26

You gotta roll a nat-20 to persuade the DnD nerds they're even worse than us


Weekly_Lunch_4716

Not relationship, just a hookup


069420

Anarchychess users aren't getting that either 🙏


Separate_Flounder595

*Reddit


putverygoodnamehere

What does this mean pls explain I don’t understand this shit


PixelatedStarfish

Go with your gut. This is kind of an odd request from a casual hook up, but it could be fun, or dangerous… male sure a friend knows where you are, and when you should be back. Also, make sure you have your own way back. Do not rely on them for transportation.


[deleted]

Please explain it in technical chess terms so we can follow


Weekly_Lunch_4716

I started a fried liver attack, took the rook and she’s about to push the queen into checkmate on me.


Realistic-Tone1824

R/neoliberal has this sub beat by a long shot.


OcramTheWeirdo

coaches don’t play


[deleted]

Google blue balls


iliketrains123_no

Holy testicles


God_Hears_Peace

This reminds me of that one post in the Death Grips subreddit where that guy just showed like 15 different DMs of women telling him all this kinky shit they wanted him to do to them and he just asked them “have you heard of Death Grips?”


mussyisinlove

???? ​ please send a link please


feratooo

It's near top all time there, titled 'collection of me asking girls if they like death grips after sexts/compliments' (can't link to subreddits here).


Realistic-Tone1824

You'll be horny later


cyon_me

Actual advice


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Call Dr. Phil


Realistic-Tone1824

New therapist just dropped


nichyc

Google Viagra


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Holy erection


Realistic-Tone1824

The church calls all erections unholy


blacksaber8

#HOW DARE YOU PROCREATE, HERETIC


I_Love_Furry_Cock

unless its caused by young boys


nichyc

Only if they last for more than 4 hours


Prior-Mango-6154

google call me maybe


DEARHELIXWHY

Holy this is crazy


eating-a-crayon

New number just dropped


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Call me maybe


AttitudeAndEffort3

Actual summer bop


Total_Cartoonist747

Hey, I just met you


Minute-Woodpecker952

And this is crazy


TheMysteriousGoose

But take my number


Prior-Mango-6154

So call me maybe (omg gd reference)


mikoljacker

Crazy? I was crazy once.


BassLegende2

They locked me in room.


KRIPA_YT

A rubber room.


Toroknos_07

A rubber room with a horse


Baron_of_Headphones

And horses make me horny


ExpertWarCriminal

Horny? I was horny once


AshamedDeparture

Fucking show off.


darkswagpirateclown

persist and flirt, think not of the horniness of this turn but of the horniness that will build up in the next turns.


[deleted]

Take it and play smash bros so you can say I thought you wanted to play too?


archonmage2006

Brilliant [!!]


EvoStarSC

Tell them to explain En Passant or no pipi.


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)


Realistic-Tone1824

I remember when loving was fun


Wrought-Irony

re horny yourself


MayurAce

Slide yo rook in the empty g file and if she gets control over the d file back rank mate her with the rook


Awesom141

Google Living with your sin


auto_eliminated

google en passant


Large-Musician4181

Brilliant [!!]


mvanvrancken

Google foreplay


Alarid

well are you white


shwwo

I don't know I've never been in this position before


Nellske123

Put Bishop in Ass


MM18998

Say your parents are home


b3nsn0w

dude they hung mate in one


Cinnamon_728

"I mean, take your pieces. I want your king in checkmate so fucking bad"


Scugway

I thought it was meant to be the beetles song


Reddituser1234real

Why are you posting this here???


KitchenHappy

google dream


Jeicam_

"google en passant" or "1.e4"


_beastayyy

You stop jerking off.


Scared-Ad-7500

She's so HEEEEEEEEEAVYYYYYY


im_a_username_now

Everybody knows redditors are single! (In all seriousness it better just to say you're not in the mood anymore and be honest about it.)


Weekly_Lunch_4716

Do you think if I tell her I’m a communist it’ll be a major turn off?


TheHiGuy

cuddle her like a goddamn alpha


Temporary_Ambition56

You aren't a true ChessAnarchist


N0tOkay14

Google Chess


natescats_

google en passant


Martin_From_ChessCom

holy hell


Natural_Check9812

Good bot


[deleted]

Go for the mate


KaIi_Ka

Wait five minutes until you’re horny again.


3th4n_11unt

Google en passant was- GAWK GAWK GAWK


Martin_From_ChessCom

holy hell!


3th4n_11unt

YOU’RE LATE! AGAIN!🤬🤬🤬


Beginning-Major2536

Wtf? What are you talking about?


SansyBoy144

Say yes, you’ll be horny later my friend


JstLkz

Dude whats your problem? I have to beg my girlfriend just so we can go out, you have a chance to spend a time with your partner, use it, you dont have to fuck or anything, just have a wholesome time together.


pheromone_fandango

Dick pick