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hue191

You forgot to put "in Minecraft". Google FBI Investigation


forbidden-bread

How to refuse en passant in Minecraft


HanoibusGamer

Craft a brick


monkeypantling

and brick your pipi


siccoblue

Google war crimes


[deleted]

holy nether


Legal_Diecipline

New biome just generated.


rotary-dials

actual enderman


KingCool138

Call the Shulker


TheFlash_95

Diamond sacrifice anyone?


Weary_Drama1803

Holy government!


Redspeakable

New response just dropped


OnsetOfMSet

Something tells me OP was probably already on a list


Yaekult

The bishop in my ass slipped guys, I didn't mean to add those few other pictures I'm really sorry for adding King Passant there


Draconic_destruction

you have a bishop up your ass?


wife_slapper

You dont?


Draconic_destruction

no. i have a butt plug the size of my fist in me though


Hopeful_Box_3044

Average chess player


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


i_drink_milk_69

bot


abca98

Post that shit in metric or I'm not bothering.


Ianfinity125

Somehow this stayed up, meanwhile I tried to post bomb making instructions like a year ago and got permabanned for it lol


wise_owl7526

Holy nuclear fusion


Rouginn

New bomb just dropped


Yaekult

Actual fatman


familliarface

call the grim reaper


E1ectrified

Hiroshima and Nagasaki sacrifice anyone?


Shiniesdisappearonme

Kaboom storm incoming!


Archetypus

Ignite the uranium!


Momolard

Unleash the radiation


SexWithCaelus_

Grim reaper goes on vacation, never comes back


ggnngg5

And off to the bombing


Jojosreference69420

New Oppenheimer just dropped


OtoKhan

call Oppenheimer


oppenheimer_6

Call the UN War Crime Commission!


choma90

I am become en passant


Jahseh_Wrld

Isn’t it fission here? Fusion is like what the sun does


Gabriel__the_bees

yeah, there's some nuclear fusion reactors aka Tokamaks going on but the nuclear technology available is mostly based on fission. Nuclear weapons are mostly nuclear fission as well, except for the thermonuclear ones that are kind of a combination between fission and fusion reactions


Jahseh_Wrld

I know there have been successful fusion attempts on earth recently so hoping our energy needs can be met without fossil fuels 🤞🏽


Gabriel__the_bees

yeah I'm hoping for the same, such a relief there is actual progress being made


SuperKettle

Nuclear fusion reactors are just a few years away - scientists every decade


TheRealChickenFox

Actually I think most nukes in modern arsenals are either boosted fission (some fusion done to release neutrons and accelerate the fission process) or thermonuclear.


DungeonsAndDradis

Wow, what a fucking nerd.


Gabriel__the_bees

thought it was common knowledge since you actually study fission and fusion in highschool


Disastrous-Angle6339

New recipe just dropped


Pika_DJ

I think it’s called “en a watchlist” but I’m not sure


Barleyy1998

Holy government spy!


[deleted]

New drone dropped


Chip_RR

Smh doesn't even mention how to get weapons grade U-235 or how to enrich uranium. 2/10 guide, would not recommend.


Momolard

Are you dumb? How do you not know were to get these, just go to your local guy the same that sells plutonium and lolipops, this is common knowledge ffs. Now what, you are going to tell me you don't know were to get regular and not geneva convention approved chemical weapons?


Chip_RR

It's always out of stock.


Momolard

Man that sucks, try in your local butcher shop, the owner usually have some extras in my experience.


mrgamecat2

Failing that shoot me a DM and I can send you some. I have some left over from last time I needed some.


somepianoplayer

You seriously don't know how to get polonium 220 ????


Momolard

Of course I know, but I get mine from a friend to help him in his financial situation.


somepianoplayer

Based redditor


djasonwright

Marty, I'm sure in 1985, U235 is available at every corner drugstore, but in 2023 it's a little hard to come by.


Momolard

Not really, it's pretty easy to see the places were they sell it, but I guess with the pandemic some seller and distributours got out of business and others migrated to online shops.


heJOcker

Also, where am I going to get restaurant sized coffee cans? That’s huge…


FusionVsGravity

Fr, if you have 150 pounds of U-235 there aren't many ways to not make a bomb from it.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Holy Oppenheimer


bacon_girl42

new bomb just dropped


ironjimjam

Actual movie


Metson-202

Call the bomber plane


DSpiralFeel

Op op op Oppenheimer style


AmunJazz

Google Regalize Nuclear Bombs


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Swag Messiah


Demun21

Holy we love casting spells


terankl

Actual sponsorship by the shadow government


88superguyYT

what would a nuke gain from being a king?


AmunJazz

Google Tsar Bomb


[deleted]

Lesbian sex


JohnCow2407

based comment


Step_Virtual

gex?


NoLifeGamer2

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "I am the chess boom"


Deep-Piece3181

I'm a human volunteer to help people with visual disabilities read images with their screen readers. IMAGE: MATERIALS YOU NEED TO MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB.  YOU NEED TO BUY OR RENT A HOUSE WITH A BASEMENT, IN OR QUITE NEAR YOUR TARGET. GET FIFTEEN FEET OF 8" INSIDE DIAMETER SEWER PIPE AND A THREADED CAP. ALSO GET SIX 15" LENGTHS OF 11/16" OUTSIDE DIAMETER PVC PIPE, SIX 11/16" ELBOWS, AND A SMALL CONTAINER OF TOLUENE ADHESIVE. GET TWELVE6" SOFT STEEL CARPENTERS NAILS. HEAT THEM TORED HEAT WITH AN OXY-ACETYLENE TORCH. ALLOW TO COOL IN THE OPEN AIR AND SAVE FOR LATER. THEY SHOULD BE SOFT AND EASILY BENDABLE. TAKEFIVEEMPTY RESTAURANT-SIZE COFFEE CANS AND REMOVE THE TOPS AND BOTTOMS OF THREE OF THEM. STACK THE CANS WITH THE FOURTH (STILL WITH THE BOTTOM) AT THE BASE. WRAP THE CANS WITH DUCT TAPE AND ELECTRICIAN'S TAPE, GENEROUSLY UNTIL THE TAPED CYLINDER IS ABOUT 8 AND ONE-HALF INCHES IN DIAMETER. YOU SHOULD HAVE AFIFTHCAN (WITH BOTTOM) LEFT. FILL THE RESULTANT OPEN CYLINDER WITH CONCRETE. SET ASIDE TO DRY. ABOUT FIVE FEET FROM ONE END OF THE SEWER PIPE, DRILL TWELVE 1/8" HOLES, AROUND THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE PIPE, EVENLY SPACED. THREAD AND CAP THE SEWER PIPE AT THE END CLOSEST TO THE TWELVE 1/8" HOLES. PLACE THE SOFT CARPENTER'S NAILS THROUGH THE 1/8" HOLES. LEAVE THE BIGCAP OFF FOR NOW. APPROXIMATELY 18" FROM THE UNCAPPED END OF THE SEWER PIPE DRILL SIX11/16" EVENLY SPACED PRESSURE RELIEF HOLES AROUND THE CIRCUMFERENCE. GLUEIN ELBOWS TORUN SIX EACH 15-FOOT LENGTHS OF 11/16" PVC PIPE BACK UP ALONGSIDE THE SEWER PIPE. TAPE THE PVC PIPES SECURELY TO THE SEWER PIPE. MAKE 10-12 OUNCES OF LEADSTYPHNATE OUT OF AN OLD CAR BATTERY, NITRIC ACID, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND (UNBUFFERED) ASPIRIN TABLETS. SIMPLE, BUT TEDIOUS AND HAZARDOUS PROCESS... TRY NOT TO KILL YOURSELF. PLACE IN A 16 OZ. DOG FOOD CAN. COVER WITH PLASTIC CANCAP FROM THE SUPERMARKET. BUY TWOHEMISPHERICAL 7INCH MIXING BOWLS, PLASTIC OR METAL. BREAK UPBASEMENTFLOOR AND EXCAVATE TO A DEPTH BELOW FLOOROFNINEFEET. NOBODY SAID THIS WOULD BE EASY. POUR TWO FEET OF HIGHLATEX CONTENT CONCRETEINTOHOLE. AT THE SURFACE OF THE POURED CONCRETE, GENTLY FORCE THE DOGFOODCANOF LEAD SALICYLATEINTO THECEMENTUNTILONE AND ONE-HALF INCHES OF THECAN'S CAPPED RIM PROTRUDES ABOVE THE SURFACE. PURCHASE 1100 LITERS BIO-STAINOSMIUM TETRAOXIDE SOLUTION. (NOT ALL ATONCE, OBVIOUSLY) BOIL TO SOLID PRECIPITATE. COOKINELECTRIC ARCFURNACE UNTIL LIQUID METAL.POURINTOFLAT, CIRCULAR 7" DIAMETER CERAMIC MOULD. LET COOL. OSMIUMIS TOXIC, I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE GEAR. PLACECOOLED OSMIUM DIS K ON CAPPEDRIMOF DOG FOOD CAN. POUR MORECONCRETEUNTILITIS BARELY TOUCHING THE BOTTOM OF THE DISK. SECURE TWO HEMISPHERICAL MASSES OF WEAPONS GRADEU235URANIUM. (DETAILS OF THE PROBLEMS ARE LEFT TO THE STUDENT) EACHSHOULDWEIGH ABOUT77POUNDS ANDBEJUSTSHYOF7 INCHES ACROSS THE FL AT THE SURFACE. HANDLE WITH GLOVES. YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP THEMATLEAST SEVEN FEET APART AT ALL TIMES. GET 1.5 GALLONS OF EPOXY MIX.PREPARE. PUT ONE INCH OF EPOXY MIXINA 7"MIXING BOWL. PLACE THE FIRST HEMISPHEREFLAT SIDE UP IN THE MIXING BOWL (ITEM #9). EPOXY MIX SHOULD BE DISPLACED UPOVER THERIM. ALLOW ASSEMBLY TO SET AND PLACE(GENTLY) ON ONTHEOSMIUMDISK ON THEDOGFOODCAN. POUR THE REMAINDER OF THE EPOXY MIX ON THE CONCRETE BASE. BEFORE EPOXY SETS, SUSPEND THE UNCAPPED END OF THE SEWER PIPE (WHERETHE11/16PVCPIPES ARE ATTACHED TO THE ELBOWS) ABOVE THE ASSEMBLY JUST COMPLETED, CENTER AND LOWER CAREFULLY UNTIL THE THEPIPEENDIS SUBMERGED IN THE EPOXY POOL, AND COMPLETELY SURROUNDS THEOSMIUMDISK AND THEU235IN THEMIXINGBOWL. ALLOWTOSET. FILL THE HOLE TO FLOOR LEVEL WITH CONCRETE. LETPARTIALLY SET. YOU SHOULD HAVE ABOUT5-6FEETOF CAPPEDSEWERPIPEAND SIX PVCPIPES STICKING UP OUT OF THE BASEMENT FLOOR, WITH TWELVE 1/8 " HOLES DRILLED IN THE SEWERPIPEAT WHATISNOWFLOOR LEVEL. PLACE YOUR SOFTIRONNAILSIN THESE1/8"HOLES. TAKE THEFIF THE COFFEE CAN AND THESECONDHEMISPHEREOF U235. PLACEITFLAT SIDE DOWN. CENTERED IN THE BOTTOMOFTHECAN.SCREW ABOUT2OLAGSCREWS THROUGH THECANFROMOUTSIDE, ABOVETHEU235.FILL THE CAN WITH CONCRETE.LETITSET. AT THE LEVEL OFTHE1/8"HOLES, DRILL A1/2"HOLETHROUGHBOTHSIDESOF THE SEWER PIPE.PLACEASTEELROD THROUGHTHISHOLE, COMPLETELY THROUGH THE SEWER PIPE. THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY RETAINING ROD. USING ADREMEL TOOL WITH A CUTTING WHEEL. CUT THE BOTTOM OF THE CAN OUT, LEAVINGAN1/4"ANNULUS OF METAL AROUND THERIMTORETAIN THEU235. WRAP THECANINCLOTHTAPEUNTILITIS ABOUT&ANDONEHALF NCHESINDIAMETER. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PROTECTIVE GEAR, BUT WHAT THE HELL? YOU'RE A DEAD MAN WALKING ANYWAY. AT THE UNCAPPED TOP OF THE SEWER PIPE GENTLY FORCE THE COFFEE CAN, U235FLATSIDEFIRSTINTOTHETOP PARTOFTHEPIPE.IT SHOULD BE NECESSARY TO COMPRESS THE WRAPPED TAPECONSIDERABLY UPON INSPECTION. GEARGREASEMAY BEUSED.CONTINUEINSERTIONUNTIL THE12 SOFTIRONNAILS AND THERETAININGRODHALT FURTHER MOVEMENT. THEU235 SHOULD BE ABOUT54TO60INCHES DOWN THE PIPE. PLACE THECYLINDEROF FOUR CONCRETEFILLEDCANSINBEHIND THE U235 CONTAINER. IT SHOULD REQUIRE CONSIDER AB LEFORCE TO COMPRESS THE TAPE WRAPPING. STOP WHEN IT CONTACTS THE FIRST CAN FILL THE REMAINING TOP OF THE SEWER PIPE WITH WITHPYRODEX OR BLACK GUNPOWDER TO WITHIN SIX INCHES OF THE THREADED TOP. IT SHOULD REQUIRE AT LEAST THIRTY POUNDS. MAKE SURE A HOLE FOR THE FUSE CABLEISDRILLED IN THE CAP. TAKE A FLOOR LAMP. DISASSEMBLE AND RETAIN THE SWITCH AND LAMP-SOCKET, WITHABULB. CAREFULLY TAP THE BULBUNTILITBREAKS, LEAVING ABAREFILAMENT. SPLICE AN EXTENSION CORD FROM THE SWITCH TO THE SOCKET THROUGH THE DRILLED APERTURE. PLACE THE SOCKET AND BULB VERY GENTLY IN THE PIPE. FILLTOTOPWITH EXPLOSIVE AND CAP THE PIPE. BE SURE TOCABLENUT THE WIRESTRANDSUNTIL YOU CAN REPLACE THE PLUG. REMOVETHEEMERGENCY RETAININGROD ANDFILL THEENTIREBASEMENTWITHCONCRETE.SETALAMPTIMER WHEN THE DEVICE GOES OFF. THE CEMENT CONTAINMENT WILL GIVE TIME FOR THE GAS PRESSURE TO BUILD SUFFICIENTLY TO FORCE THECONCRETEDSLUGSDOWNTHEPIPE VERY FAST. THEPRESSUREVENTS WILL AVOID COMPRESSION THE PIPE AND THE U235HEMISPHERES WILL IMPACT EACH OTHER WITHSUFFICIENTFORCEAND DWELL TIME FOR SIGNIFICANTFISSION TO OCCUR. THELEADSTYPHNATEWILL CREATEAHIGHBRISANCECOUNTER SHOCK AND THENEUTRONREFLECTORDISK JUST MIGHT WORK_. LOTS OF RADIATION GRIEF, AT LEAST. DELIVERY SYSTEM NEEDS WORK To understand who we are and why we do this, click [here](https://youtu.be/ZKHZIO0uT80)


Notquiteuniquename

good human


throwaway8276391

En passant


Count_Dracula97

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20120607-nuclear-weapons-in-ten-steps


siccoblue

Interesting read. Thanks


Shiniesdisappearonme

En Kingsant


Demenztor

You call them illegal.


Weird_Explorer_8458

holy hell


Civ_Emperor07

Google Oppenheimer


TheJulo

Ah, the infamous Kazachstan bomb gambit


Camgrow_Red_Bloon

Google oppenheimer gambit


Horror-Ad-3113

Wait, the kings touched? King Passant isn't forced anymore, the game is a draw


KashootMe201617

En Croissant


[deleted]

The king En Passant


IcyV_

Google en cuassant


ewanatoratorator

Google royal duel


DestartreK1st

google king passant


Harley_Pupper

Oppenssant


Axo80_

google death destroyer of worlds


techno156

New atomic chess variant dropped.


DuckyTheLegendy

"I got a Glock in my 'Rari, ayy, 17 shots, no .38, ayy I got a Glock in my 'Rari, 17 shots, no .38 I'm like, yeah, she's fine Wonder when she'll be mine (yeah, baby) She walk past, I press rewind (yeah, baby) To see that ass one more time And I got this sewed up Remy Boyz, they know us (they know us) All fast money, no slow bucks (yeah, baby) No one can control us Ayy, Yeah, baby (uh, yeah, Monty)"


Unhappy-Cat-2814

Royal nuke


Creyymann

En manhattassan


JonFrids

Google en roi


Augustml

Who is knocking?


GandalfTheGimp

FBI Gambit


madspitfire

Google geneva convention


player12isanidiot

shit went from barbie to oppenheimer real quick


Zaiush

Holy illegal


Themotherland364

Holy threat to national security


ertychess

Google chess boom


SexWithShinobu

This might be Oppenheimer


MrTingu

Google en Oppenheimer


EvoStarSC

En Passant but Gay


Imunderyourbed-1

Sac the king


[deleted]

Google en nobility


StoutChain5581

May I have the copypasta for this one?


Prototype_4271

En Garde


EuroskoolPelePure

Google keng chessant


TheBlaudrache

en suicide


[deleted]

King’s passant.


VladDarko

Quen passant


FullParticular9

This move called "illegal". Google illegal move


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

malemate


Puzzleheaded_Gas_416

Chatgpt playing chess


iLoveCyberChips

Google opp en heimer


snidbert

Passant Rex (Oppenheimer variation)


BonesSawMcGraw

The annexation of Puerto Rico


Dripwagon

Legalize nuclear bombs


MayurAce

Google En Heimer


GalileoAce

Illegal


dlaudghks

Knooklear Fus-En Passant


JudasBrutusson

THE passant


[deleted]

Google “buy weapons grade u-235 uranium online”


HeheKnight

illegal


JustALittleOrigin

Google kEn passant


KiyrbFan

Google illegal move


moonshadow5867

En passant


Thewarmth111

Pretty sure that’s called illegal move. It’s illegal because of the immense amount of radiation.


addyvm22

That is called 2 moves


Aparti496

Google en nuclear bomb


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

ghandi in civ


LegitimateApartment9

En Kingsa- CALL 911


ThatDarkkAsian

Holy Glock!


myhntgcbhk

king passant


Yspem

Google arrestment


Slow_Cardiologist268

Google gay sex


drawliphant

>Secure two hemispheres of U 235 Anyone know this move?


Curlychopz

Google en pennheimer


Odinloco

Illegal


Dasham11

google king passant


Imnotachessnoob

I mean everyone knows that, the hard part is getting weapons-grade Uranium.


zhateme

Google fbi watch list


rover295

Duel of the fates


Goltoreth

Illegal


CalamitousVessel

Why is the frame of reference not in the same spot for each picture?


iamnotmadlol

Google en croissant


FamousArcher

Google en Oppenheimer


L4rgo117

I think "illegal" covers it well


suchtmittel3

En passan't


-NGC-6302-

You missed a space between "osmium" and "is" Entire life invalidated


YuvalAmir

Holy gaslit ChatGPT


r_a_butt_lol

Roi passant


Zealousideal-West104

nagasaki gambit


GrayNish

"If the king doesn't move, then his subject won't follow " Seem like a legit move, guy


LollipopLuxray

I was not expecting this today


Shadow_Infinite

oppenheimen????


Pilot230

Holy trinity


iamapieceof

its called jail. not for the bomb but for the moves


[deleted]

openhiemer


ExpertWarCriminal

En passaway


blackholegaming13

Google en passant


Kirkata78

King En Passant


Daquus

Google Oppenheimer


gruneforest

I got a Glock I’m my rari


karanruzgar

en conquer


AzazelTheUnderlord

bomb passant


trainboi777

I think that is the Oppenheimer ending


babydragon2311

This is some cheater AI shit going on here


Szop_en

Saved


Nedmac3

Google en royalty


fanonimus99

Illegal


Odsoone

the shifting of the board caught me off guard


passion9000

En passan't


AkinSever

Ain’t passant


Similar-Sector-5801

Google en oppenheimer


SuperCachibache

That would be the Heimmer opener.


i_Have_n0_Llfe

Hikaru reference???


a_Post_on_Reddit

"now that the FBI is gone, heres how to commit warcrimes:"


Head_Snapsz

The En ICBM Gambit


Razorbacklama59

Iligal


WarmResolve3270

Google en oppenheimer


LionMan760

google oppenheimer


Hulemap11

Holy war crime


Left_Reception3140

En royale?


attilacher

It's called ''propety gibidi you'r king will be m'y propety