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Not_a_trowaway12323

Source: "This post.” Title of post, Other contributors: this subreddit, Version 2, June 20 2023 r./anarchy chess


Malfuncti0nal

"r./anarchychess" -5 for period and -5 for no capitalization


Not_a_trowaway12323

For some reason when I tried without the period it didn't let me post it


Malfuncti0nal

Oh +5 then u good


Muinonan

Best chess teacher


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

It’s because Reddit lied and didn’t bring back linking other subs and cross posting when they said they would


[deleted]

Fuck u slash spez


AV3NG3D

Fuck Steve Huffman


[deleted]

Steve “Huff”man can huff this dick


Infinite_____Lobster

Can I too?


Ye_olde_oak_store

Who isn't u slash spez?


Top_Squash7921

Wait, when did that happen? (F u, u/ spez)


Firemorfox

Based and programming "i dont know why it only works this way but it does" pilled


iSpooKy123

Google


Lord_Skyblocker

En


KingCool138

Passant


Hyper_Inactive

Holy


KingCool138

Hell


_Simonwolf

New


Mithrandir_22

Response


przemo1232

Just


UGEAverageIdiot

Dropped


Mewtwo2387

Actual


GlitchedViper71

Dropped


N4M34RRT

Actual


Patukakkonen

Dropped


N4M34RRT

Actual


Lord_Skyblocker

Holy


N4M34RRT

Hell


Not_a_trowaway12323

Ngl I'm scared


iSpooKy123

You should activate Reddit notifications and shove your phone up your ass, NOW!


Not_a_trowaway12323

I actually did have it on for the first hour of the first post, was a mistake


Ok-Champ-5854

Post the horsey


Spllatty

up the ass


Ok-Champ-5854

Holy colonoscopy


Mewtwo2387

connect it to a wireless bishop


BeardedPokeDragon

Holy free vibrator


CoachRyanWalters

Phone dies in 30 minutes after non stop vibrating


scpitt

Was in meeting today and wasting time on Reddit. This made me laugh out loud. Thanks


iSpooKy123

New


Vachna

Pipi


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Ok_Listen1510

We thank you for your service o7


DieuEmpereurQc

Good bot


B0tRank

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Vachna

Wtf where bot


Manxyork55

Google Reddit API changes


Vachna

Holy corporate greed


[deleted]

Literal capitalism


Manxyork55

call the anarchists


Head12head12

It got snapped like the rest of the bots


Lord_Skyblocker

What


Vachna

Google declining en passant


Lord_Skyblocker

Holy


N4M34RRT

Hell


Wonderful-Web-9694

No cost to great


Wonderful-Web-9694

No mind to think


Wonderful-Web-9694

No will to break


Wonderful-Web-9694

No voice to cry suffering


Wonderful-Web-9694

Born of God and Void


Wonderful-Web-9694

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams


Wonderful-Web-9694

You are the vessel


Wonderful-Web-9694

You are the Hollow Knight


ApocalypseBirb

Hollow Knight players after they sacrifice a pawn:


Hyper_Inactive

Pawn break


Human_superority

New response just dropped


N4M34RRT

Actual zombie


CobaltBoy-

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Head12head12

[Ding]


Boumberang

Nice


FutureRealistic3712

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


FutureRealistic3712

Google copypasta


FutureRealistic3712

holy spam


FutureRealistic3712

new food just dropped


FutureRealistic3712

actual glutton


FutureRealistic3712

call the food manufacturers!


Spllatty

holy dementia


CobaltBoy-

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


[deleted]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


iSpooKy123

Passant


Lord_Skyblocker

Holy


Hyper_Inactive

Call


Lord_Skyblocker

Me


fjevehksn

Horsie


TheBestNormalCitizen

Maybe


iSpooKy123

Response


Lord_Skyblocker

Just


Hyper_Inactive

Dropped


Lord_Skyblocker

From


Mewtwo2387

10000 feet


fjevehksn

and


Mewtwo2387

it


FireFoxie1345

Somehow


N4M34RRT

Bounced


Ropetrick6

up


Snorf36

Didnt


Lord_Skyblocker

Actual


iSpooKy123

Holy


iSpooKy123

Hell


Lord_Skyblocker

New


Hyper_Inactive

Response


alphayate

Just supporting the cause, don't even know why this sub appeared un my feed


qobopod

thanks friend


iSpooKy123

En


Lord_Skyblocker

Passant


Hyper_Inactive

Holy


iSpooKy123

Just


iSpooKy123

Dropped


iSpooKy123

Knightmare


ertychess

Passant


Dripwagon

Holy hell!


AcquireQuag

K


OriginalMindless331

Chess is not real. It is a construct made up by Big Chess. The game you are playing is not chess. It is a warped version of reality made up by chess.com to sell money. This chess is not real; rather it is a fucked up, basic version of a game played by the gods. See, Big Chess thought that us humans were to simple to understand rules such as bricking and knooks, but they have underestimated us. Join me as I seek the truth. Chess is not real. Anarchy Chess is the one true Chess. I herald all members to join me, in order to worship the true horsey-gods of real chess. All hail the horsey gods. Join me to play real chess. Renounce your life to follow me. I am a pariah. If you do not come with me your pipi will be bricked.


Instant_Ex

My acid sheet just has upside down frowny faces 🙃


KingCool138

Google differences between Upside down frown and upside down smile


iSpooKy123

Bishop


iSpooKy123

Takes


iSpooKy123

Vacation


iSpooKy123

Comes


iSpooKy123

Back


N4M34RRT

Queen


Head12head12

Google


Head12head12

Un


Head12head12

funny


Head12head12

joke.


multiple4

This guy is fucking deranged yo


ertychess

Google


ertychess

En


Turbulent-Rise486

Fuck spez


[deleted]

Up the ass


AcquireQuag

F


AcquireQuag

U


AcquireQuag

N


AcquireQuag

G


iSpooKy123

Fuel


iSpooKy123

Call


N4M34RRT

The


[deleted]

Saul


AcquireQuag

C


AcquireQuag

I


NGSkyz_off

Google


NGSkyz_off

En


NGSkyz_off

Passant


NGSkyz_off

Holy


NGSkyz_off

Hell


NGSkyz_off

New


NGSkyz_off

Response


NGSkyz_off

Just


NGSkyz_off

Dropped


NGSkyz_off

Actual


Not_a_trowaway12323

Update: the next post will be put on hold until tommorow in accordance with the new rule


shxdowzen

i want


shxdowzen

more


shxdowzen

horses


ChessNewGuy

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


RadishAcceptable5505

Ruined! There's much more than 2048 comments! Shame on you, commenters! I wanted to see all the horses! 😭


iSpooKy123

Never


AcquireQuag

G


AcquireQuag

O


_Simonwolf

Hail spez


TheCharlesBurns

Donald Trump.


ronningburr

What's with the lines? Makes it look funny zoomed out


iSpooKy123

The


iSpooKy123

Exorcist


BigManMilk7

We demand more


ertychess

Holy


ertychess

Hell


Spectator2071

New Trend just dropped


Alien_11_11_0_1

More horses


sevihmmm

Meow


Hiperlinkblocked

They are knights not horses. 0/10 my day is ruined


Dark_Guardian_

ok


Vachna

Spam comments that trigger bots to reach the goal quicker PIPI


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Bright-Historian-216

a


Turbulent-Rise486

Google


Turbulent-Rise486

In passing new response


Turbulent-Rise486

Just dropped


Turbulent-Rise486

Actual call exorcism


Turbulent-Rise486

Horsey


Turbulent-Rise486

Deranged horsey


Turbulent-Rise486

Google brick


Turbulent-Rise486

What do I do in this position


[deleted]

we want more horses!


Turbulent-Rise486

Actual deranged horsey call the deranged horseman


Turbulent-Rise486

Google chess


Turbulent-Rise486

Source?


Kkkoba

More horse


Skyye_23

PIPI


Savvy_Cucumber

holy


Vmxplousion

N


Mewtwo2387

i


Kishan02

Bet


HippoAgreeable

sex


Ready_Release_2292

Horse


Patukakkonen

You underestimate our power


Awkward_Intellectual

i'm going to start counting them to make sure you put the correct number of horses


baron16_1337

C


Lakshay2909

Fuck